Volume 1 One Hundred Years of the Underworld Chapter 87 The Spanked Adult
Practice according to it! Practice according to it! Lao Tzu will practice everything according to it, what do you want to eat? What does the teacher do? He doesn't eat and drink every day and receives a salary, but he wants to guide and educate, and he is numb! Lao Tzu reported you two old people with his real name for eating Lao Tzu's empty salary! I gritted my teeth and thought, and then rushed back to my spiritual consciousness like a wild bull, turning over the so-called one qi and three purifications.
Practice and practice, what's the big deal, Lao Tzu can practice soul cleansing and broken mountains, I can't practice one gas and three cleans? I practice...... I practice...... Hold the grass ......
I looked at the One Qi Transformation Three Qing Exercises in front of me, and there were countless spitting creatures in my heart spitting, isn't this fucking perverted, how can I practice?
If you want to practice one gas and three clearings, you need to have all five elements.
Nima, Lao Tzu's fire aura has already been given to Yumu, Lao Tzu will train you out?
If you want to practice one qi and three clearings, you need five elements of aura and nine major consummations.
I...... , I don't want to talk anymore, I'm depressed.
If you want to practice one qi and three clears, you need a pure yang body.
This line, this I'm standard enough, I am. I laughed, but unfortunately I laughed and laughed and cried. Being a human and a ghost again, Lao Tzu has lived for hundreds of years, and he is still a pure yang body......
If you want to practice one gasification and three cleans, you need to ......
I need your uncle!
Lao Tzu quit. Exiting the platform, I kicked hard at the stone bench in front of me. If you want to die, anyway, everyone will die together, I should be robbed? Why should I be robbed? Lao Tzu doesn't want to be a hero, I just want to eat and wait for death, to be a social moth, if I can make a fat moth, of course it is better.
When I looked up, it was still early, and the power under my feet surged, and with a bang, my figure shot out and went straight to the grove.
When he arrived, he didn't go to fight with Xiao Qizheng and the two long swords.
The figure had rushed into the battle group in a flash, and the other people were all surprised.
A punch burst out, and a tragic, indomitable aura soared out, and together with my own complex and chaotic aura, I blasted into the long sword together.
There are no changes to the longsword.
Now although I have reached the level of the soul realm, we can't even think of the realm of the strange grandmother, so my arrogant and violent punch hit the long sword, and there is no difference between Xiao Qi and them.
If I had to say that there was a difference, it was that I punched down, and the long sword was not good, but the surrounding trees were blasted beyond recognition by me.
I need to vent. So after the first punch was blasted, the second punch had already followed, without the slightest hesitation.
Fist sets the world, Yangguan three stacks, five elements aura, butterfly steps, horizontal kicks and bites...... In short, I used everything I could, until I was tired and collapsed on the ground like a dead dog, with white smoke in my mouth, and only a gap in my eyelids barely supported.
Damn! Bastard is definitely taking drugs! Tsing Yi looked at the "grove" in front of him with palpitations.
At this time, there is still a tree in the grove, half of the trees are everywhere, and even those hard boulders have turned into fragments of a place, and the original ground of the grove has been blasted down by more than a meter, and it is bubbling with the smell of damp and rotten plants at this time.
A group of people were standing in front of the strange grandmother's thatched hut at this time, and the strange grandmother in the thatched cottage was drinking wine with a wine bowl, with a smile on the corner of her mouth. The word happiness is clearly written on the smile.
The wooden door of the hut creaked open, and the strange grandmother had already walked out of the hut, and everyone looked back, but it was the first time they saw it.
Wan Lingxin and Wan Lingyi called grandma obediently, and everyone heard it and called grandma respectfully.
"You're both good. The strange grandmother walked out of the hut, waved her hand, signaled everyone not to be so restrained, and then turned her "gaze" to the two of them who were not yet going to go and Xiao Qi.
"Thank you grandma for the compliment. "If you don't go to Xiao Qi, how dare you make a little mistake, and quickly reply respectfully.
"You two are disgusting. The strange grandmother pouted, although there was only a pair of empty eyes, but everyone felt that the strange grandmother was staring at them at this time.
Hey...... Hey......
There is no way to do anything else except scratch your head and laugh with Xiao Qi.
"Little rabbit, dare to destroy the old woman's woods, better than you two. "Strange grandma" looked at the unrecognizable woods in front of me, and she didn't get angry at all, but a little supportive.
The figure flashed, the figure of the strange grandmother had disappeared, and when it flashed again, it had returned to everyone, and there was an "dead dog" on the ground.
"Little bastard, let's talk about it, how do you want to compensate for making the old woman's grove into this virtue?"
"Grandma, carelessly, carelessly. "Although I was tired and sore, I really didn't dare not reply to the words of this fierce grandmother in front of me.
"Grandma said how can you pay for it. "Grandma blamed me for kicking my ass again, it hurt, but I could bear it, and after being kicked, my spirit was actually much better.
"Grandma, you say how to pay for it. "I admit it, let Lao Tzu plant trees, Lao Tzu won't, lose money, Lao Tzu doesn't.
"Little bastard, don't you play a bachelor with me?" The strange grandmother suddenly grinned, why did I see the smell of the conspiracy succeeding in my smile?
"No ......" Before I could finish my words, the strange grandmother had already kicked my ass again, and the pain in my heart instantly turned into a gasp, successfully holding my words back into my chest.
Yes!
The screams rang out, and the sound shook the sky.
The strange grandmother didn't know when there was an extra branch in her hand, the branch was green, and there were some green, green, yellow and yellow leaves hanging on it, and even some fresh soil, which was obviously a branch in the unrecognizable woods in front of her, and it had just been broken off.
Soft twigs are whipping my ass.
"There are nine thousand nine hundred and ninety-nine trees in the forest in front of the old woman, all of which are 10,000-year-old willows. Strange Grandma spoke, and the branch in her hand lifted and fell, and landed on my buttocks.
I was a little puzzled, the exercise was activated, but I found that it couldn't be activated at all, of course, it wasn't completely unactivated, but at the speed of soul purification, I guess it couldn't reach my ass before it was smashed.
It's over, at this moment, I understand my situation, this old lady is definitely using some perverted means to restrict the activation of my exercises, so my current situation is: the body is hard to carry. However, it was so painful that I suddenly remembered how I felt when I was a child with penicillin, and I also remembered how to cry.
"In order to get these yin willows, I ran all over the underworld. "The second drop landed on the buttocks.
Tears were already rolling in my eyes, not because of the pain, but like plucking nose hair, full of sourness.
"I've been through a thousand battles. ”
The third time, I cried.
"I've raised them here for tens of thousands of years. ”
Fourth, old lady, if you hit me again, I will be anxious.
"You destroyed them in a while. ”
Fifth down.
"You stinky old lady, you're endless, aren't you just ruining a little bit of your yinliu?" I howled and choked, and the people around me looked at me in amazement. Beat and cry? Not so much?
"A willow and a whip, count it yourself. ”
Sixth!
My uncle, Lao Tzu decided not to respect the old and love the young anymore.
Are you fooling a fool? 10,000 yin willows, this is a big fart in front of you, hundreds of them are already too much, you open your mouth to 10,000 trees, you don't know how to count?
I lost my mind, so I confided in me, and by the time I realized it, I had finished speaking.
So, the seventh fell, and along with the arrogant voice of the strange grandmother: "The old lady said that how much is how much." When I finished speaking, the strange grandmother squatted down in front of me, so that I could clearly see the expression on her face, four big words: You bite me?
The whip landed on my ass clearly and accurately, and my emotions kept changing as the whip fell.
"Grandma, you are my own grandmother, you just treat me as ignorant and treat me as a fart, please, alas, mom, it hurts too much. "That's what I think now.
"Old lady, there is a kind of you don't let me get up, when I do, I will tear down your broken hut, rip off your fence wall, poison your pastoral dog......" My thoughts changed like a kaleidoscope in a child's hand.
When I returned to my accommodation, I was unconscious, and I was unconscious from being smoked by my grandmother.
When I woke up, a group of people were looking at me with strange expressions.
What's wrong? Haven't you ever seen an adult man spanked? I glared at them.