readx;?“ ...... ****?" Tian Qingyuan repeated with difficulty, and then looked at Dikes, who was full of confidence and scum, with a look of surprise, and said in astonishment: "Brother Di, you ...... You're not sick, are you?"

"Sick?" Dix raised his eyebrows and pouted and said, "How is it possible? I'm very good! I tell you, don't underestimate me, when I was young, I was very graceful and high-spirited, I once fascinated thousands of girls, as long as I met my girl, I will be attracted by my handsome and chic, unable to extricate myself, but at that time my heart was higher than the sky, I couldn't look down on these vulgar fans, and ruthlessly rejected all the girls who pursued me. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ”

"That's why you're alone? Haha, it's really evil and evil is rewarded. Tian Qingyuan quipped.

"What evil is retribution? Can you speak? I call it eclectic!" Dix was said to be in the sore spot, and said angrily and angrily: "Are you embarrassed to say me? Aren't you also alone? You are jealous, envious and hateful!"

"Hehe, brother Di, why should you be more serious about the love of children? Forget it, I won't talk to you, let's talk about what you're going to do. ”

"You say, if I take off my clothes, show off my eight-pack abs and strong body, and then walk around the old forest, will that female doll become a nymphomaniac, suddenly fly out, and fall under my solid muscles?" ”

"Smell?" Dix stopped taking off his clothes, smelled his body odor, and looked disgusted, and found that this special smell was actually from his body, his face fell into embarrassment, and he laughed dryly: "Hehe, I'm sorry, I haven't taken a shower for two months, and there is a little smell on my body, don't mind Brother Tian......"

"I mind!" Tian Qingyuan pinched his nose and yelled at Dix, because Dix had just taken off his clothes, the smell on his body overflowed, and the air was filled with a suffocating smell of smoke, fortunately, Dix stopped taking off his clothes in time, otherwise, before he could let Dix show his temptation, Tianqingyuan might be killed on the spot.

Wonderfully, the moment Dix undressed, the smell of smoke was permeating, and several extremely fast male lions below fled in all directions, as if they had encountered the Kuroshio.

"Brother Di, for the safety of the birds of prey in this jungle, I advise you not to use the ** technique, the lethality is too strong. Tian Qingyuan saw the male lion who fled in all directions, and said with a look of surprise on his face.

Dix sighed and said, "Well, who called me a critter. Since you can't use the ** technique, then I have an excellent way. ”

Tian Qingyuan asked: "Wouldn't it be this kind of large-scale killing smell again?"

"It's not. Dikes's head shook like a rattle, and he smiled, and instead of saying his own method, he asked a question: "Brother Tian, do you know why I was able to kill thousands of girls when I was young?"

"Is it because you often don't take a shower?"

"Of course not, I took three baths a day when I was younger!"

"Why do you take three showers a day? Is it because ...... Brother Di, you often fly ...... Haha, Brother Di, that one will be exhausted if you fight too much, so you have to pay attention to your nutrition. Tian Qingyuan showed an evil smile and gestured with his eyes, all men you know.

"Hit your sister!" Dix scolded angrily, decided not to bother with Tian Qingyuan, and said to himself: "My second method is - singing. ”

"Singing?" Tian Qingyuan's face was full of doubts, of course he knew that a certain Phantom Sound Sect head named Phantom Sound Three had created a precedent for using music to cultivate, and with his unique exercises, he was among the most important factions among the Seven Sects, and now, the Phantom Sound Sect is quite famous on the mainland, and there is a faint tendency to become the leader of the Seven Sects, and its influence is quite wide, because they reported a large-scale music event on the Mixed Yuan Continent - The Voice of Mixed Yuan.

As long as you have a sweet voice, you have a chance to be selected by the Phantom Sound Sect and become a disciple of the sect, and from then on, you will be on the top of your life!

As soon as this activity came out, it caused a sensation in the entire continent, and the voice of Mixed Yuan used the activity to screen out the most musically talented disciples and then enter the Phantom Sound School as a disciple of the sect and cultivate them.

The biggest attraction of the event is not how the Phantom Sound Sect accepts disciples, but that each of their apprentices has a beautiful voice, and the music they sing can be regarded as a heavenly sound, which can also promote cultivation while being good, bringing a wisp of clear water to the cultivators of the entire Mixed Yuan Continent, which is highly praised.

The Phantom Sound Sect uses spells to record the wonderful music heard during each event, makes it into a Walkman, and then vigorously publicizes it, and the Walkman sells well, although the head of the Phantom Sound Sect is the weakest, but it is the richest and most influential number one person among the seven factions, which can be described as hot.

In addition, the Phantom Sound Sect has a good relationship, and the relationship between the various sects is quite good, therefore, many sects regard the Phantom Sound Sect as the largest faction in the world, and after having enough confidence, the Phantom Three intends to tie up with the Heavenly Sect and the Earth Sect, establish a good relationship with them, and seek the blessing of these two super sects, so the heads of the Heavenly Sect and the Earth Sect each received a gift from the Phantom Three - Love Crazy Walkman.

The love crazy Walkman is made of gold, worth millions, and this Walkman not only includes the natural sound of all the apprentices of the mixed yuan good voice in recent years, but also introduces many other Fan songs, the song forms are diverse, the repertoire is complex, no matter what age you are, you can always find music that suits you.

As soon as Dix saw the gold-shaped love crazy Walkman, he immediately accepted the gift happily and agreed to the friendship request of the phantom three, Tian Qingyuan behaved relatively plainly, and did not refuse or agree.

After receiving the Walkman, Dix listened to the song after practicing, and his life was very comfortable, his qualifications were slightly worse than Tian Qingyuan, and his cultivation speed was slower than that of Tian Qingyuan. However, since he basically listened to songs every day, and the songs relaxed his body and even his soul, and promoted the blood circulation and fighting qi in his body, he and Tian Qingyuan were promoted to second-order grandmasters almost at the same time, and the role of music should not be underestimated.

Songs, after a lot of contact, naturally have nothing to do and like to hum a few words, Dix is no exception, however, he doesn't like to hum in the room, he likes to roar in a wide area, listen to his loud echoes, in order to release his enthusiasm, this time, he plans to sing a classic song - begging for money.

Dix was angry and wanted to sing, Tian Qingyuan immediately walked away, and at the same time covered his ears.

Dix asked, "Brother Tian, have you seen my beautiful singing voice before?"

"Not really. Tian Qingyuan said unhurriedly, and then changed the conversation, "Although I haven't seen it, I guess that Brother Di's singing must be shocking and sensational on the mainland, I'm afraid that I will be frightened by Brother Di's voice." ”

"Hehe, thanks for the compliment, ahem, I'm starting to sing!ahem...... "Ahem" cleared his throat and Dikes began his solo singing.

If you don't sing, it's enough, and the world will be turned upside down when you sing!

"When the slap ...... Hit me in the face, I thought...... I'm going to ...... Changed his appearance......" Dikes's old voice was like the gasp of a dead dog, lingering in the grievances, but with a kind of sadness that made people can't help but retch, and after listening to it, a phlegm rose in their hearts, blocking the throat and not being able to spit it out and swallow it.

"Vomit ......" Tian Qingyuan couldn't help but vomit.

"Woohoo woo woo ......"

In the jungle below the two, the birds of prey let out a terrible scream, running around, but they could not escape the range of Dix's disgusting singing, and some slightly lower-level demonic beasts were disturbed, and directly hit the towering ancient trees, their heads were shattered, and blood was splashed, they would rather die than hear Dix's song!

"You're ...... today. Can...... Can...... Pay me back? I'm ...... Counter Cash Counter ...... Thirty years of waiting......"

Dix closed his eyes, completely immersed in his own beautiful voice, unable to extricate himself, singing to the ** place can't help but dance with his hands, in order to express the emotions accumulated in his heart, the voice sings higher and higher, almost resounding throughout the jungle, Tian Qingyuan has fled far away, temporarily leaving the jungle, so as not to be in danger of life.

A large number of low-level beasts in the jungle sought death one after another, committed suicide, and some slightly higher-level monsters also began to run and shout, feeling unwell, and they were about to kill themselves, suddenly, a crisp voice came from the depths of the jungle.

"Shut up, dead old man, can't I come out?"

Flames burst out of the hole in anger and stepped into the void, confronting Dix.