Chapter 422: The relationship is a bit messy
Kong Xuan pushed Ye Wushuang: "What are you talking nonsense, who is the Jade Emperor?"
"What? You don't know the Jade Emperor?" Ye Wushuang came back to his senses, "Oh, that's right! ”
"Then you are talking nonsense, Haotian God has nothing to do with the Queen Mother of the West. ”
"What? How can it be okay? Aren't they two people?"
"What two people? The Queen Mother of the West was born millions of years earlier than God Haotian, how could it be a family of two?"
"Ahh
"The Queen Mother of the West is also called the Golden Mother of Yaochi, which is the condensation of the first wisp of pure yin between heaven and earth, the immortal and immortal mana is boundless, and the goddess of the world is dominant, and the god of Haotian is far from her, although he is condensed by the first wisp of yang in the world, and dominates the male god of the heavenly court, but the time and cultivation are far worse than the Queen Mother of the West. ”
"I see!" Ye Wushuang wiped the sweat from his forehead, it's good that no one is chasing and killing, but it's not right, there is still a problem!"The Queen Mother of the West didn't marry Haotian God, so how did her seven daughters come?"
"The Queen Mother of the West has devoted herself to cultivation, and has already stepped into the realm of no desire and no desire, and has always been a virgin, how can she get married? According to legend, the Seven Fairies were formed by her collecting clouds outside the sky and condensing them with her own yin qi. ”
"Whew!" Ye Wushuang let out a long sigh, "Fortunately, the eldest brother told me, otherwise it would not be good to meet the main lord in the future if he talks nonsense." ”
Kong Xuan couldn't help laughing: "Do you think it's okay if you can't touch it?" Although the virtuous brother has a low cultivation, his ability to cause trouble is really not small, but it doesn't matter, anyway, if you have more debts, you don't have to worry about lice and itching, you and I are brothers, just face it together." ”
"Trouble, what trouble am I getting into?" Ye Wushuang blinked.
"What do you say? This kid said that he was the son of the Queen Mother of the West, but he called you Daddy, would you be in trouble?" Kong Xuan looked at him with a smile.
"I'll go!" Ye Wushuang grabbed the child's clothes: "What's the matter that I have a grudge against you? Why do you keep calling me Daddy?"
Lingzhuzi cried with a whimper: "Daddy, don't beat me, don't beat me!"
Kong Xuan grabbed Ye Wushuang's hand and pulled aside: "Don't worry, you can tell me carefully how you met him." ”
Ye Wushuang said it all over 1510 from the beginning of his arrival at Chentang Pass, and even said about Shiji, Kong Xuan clapped his hands after hearing it: "That's it!" When he was dying, his soul had begun to leave the body, and his body was basically dead, so he also broke the seal at this time and unlocked the ban on the spiritual consciousness of the spirit beads, and his divine soul regained control of the body, but unfortunately the body at this time was already fragmented, and the divine consciousness was not fully awake, it was inevitable to die, but because of drinking your strong restoring blood, you were able to recover slowly, this effect is probably the same as that of the original Yaochi Golden Mother's That's almost, the spirit bead is not Nezha, he has never been born in human form, he used to be a stone, and now he appears in human form, but because he drank your blood, do you think he should call you daddy?"
"I'm going to be the next time!" Ye Wushuang patted his head, "What can I do about this?"
"What to do?" Kong Xuan said with a smile: "What's wrong with picking a Jade Immortal-level eldest son for nothing?"
Ye Wushuang glared at him fiercely: "Big brother, don't take you to gloat like this!"
"How can I gloat?" Kong Xuan said: "He is a piece of jade, only some memories of Yaochi, nothing about Nezha, he is absolutely loyal to you, with his qualifications, I think he can be promoted to another level in a few years, and in the future, Xuanxian Golden Immortal will be no problem, isn't it good?"
"Then what will happen to the Queen Mother in the future?"
"What 'Queen Mother'?"
"Oh, by the way, there is no title of Queen Mother here, it should be called Yaochi Golden Mother, what if I run into her?"
"It's really hard to say, if she hears Lingzhuzi call you daddy, I'm afraid she will really kill you for her own reputation with her arrogant heart. ”
"Big brother save me!" Ye Wushuang made a bitter face.
Kong Xuan smacked his mouth: "This is a bit difficult to do, you'd better not let them meet." ”
"Besides, he's a human, not a zombie, and he can't always be locked up in a small world, so why don't you take him with you, big brother." Ye Wushuang said and pulled up the spirit bead: "Come, baby, this is your eldest father, called eldest father, I am your second father." ”
"What are you trying to bring trouble to the east?" Kong Xuan pursed his lips: "Although I am not afraid of the Queen Mother of the West, but she debuted too early, even earlier than Phoenix, no matter what, I have to respect my seniors, I don't dare to call myself an elder for her children, so call me eldest brother." ”
"Huh?" Ye Wushuang blinked: "He called me Daddy." ”
Kong Xuan glared at him fiercely: "Do you want to take advantage of me or what?"
Ye Wushuang hurriedly apologized: "Little brother doesn't dare, but what I said is the truth." ”
"Then I don't care, you can't take advantage of me anyway. ”
"Brother, my own brother, you might as well kill me now!" Ye Wushuang was really going to cry.
Kong Xuan laughed: "That's it, it's messy, I don't care, it's easy to talk when I see the Queen Mother of the West in the future, no matter what, I can't lose my manners first." ”
"You are good at talking, but I have no place to die. ”
Kong Xuan's eyes flashed: "I won't let people hurt you." ”
Ye Wushuang also knew that he did what he said, but he had added such a big enemy for no reason, and he was really wronged, he was a little excited, pinched the tender face of the spirit bead and said: "Such a good talent and beauty will be delayed in my hands, or the eldest brother will teach him some exercises?"
Kong Xuan shook his head: "He is a jade physique, I can't teach him, and you don't want people to teach him casually, you don't have to ruin his future." ”
"What should I do then?" Ye Wushuang frowned, "Jade physique, jade physique, I have seen only Lingzhu and Shiji who have become stones into essences." ”
"Shi Ji can't do it, she has been cultivating for so many years, and she doesn't even have a golden immortal, so the exercises will definitely not work, and she will mislead people's children. ”
"Then who else? By the way, Sun Wukong! He is also a stone essence! Seventy-two changes!"
"What did you say?" Kong Xuan thought that this younger brother might be scared sick.
Ye Wushuang hurriedly changed his words: "Oh, I said it wrong, it's Yang Jian, Erlang God Yang Jian, his Eight Nine Xuangong is the most suitable!" "Erlang God Yang Jian cultivates Eight Nine Xuangong, and Sun Wukong also cultivates Eight Nine Xuangong, the two of them had a big battle when they were making trouble in the Heavenly Palace, almost no one is up or down, since Eight Nine Xuangong is suitable for Sun Wukong, it must be suitable for Lingzhuzi, yes, that's the idea!
"Eight, Nine Xuangong?" Kong Xuan thought for a while and said, "That's the unique technique of Yuding Zhenren in Jinxia Cave of Yuquan Mountain, will he give it to you?"
"Hehe, I didn't let him teach me, but I want to teach Lingzhuzi, I have to find a way to change Lingzhuzi's appearance, and even make him a girl, so that no one in the world can associate him with Nezha!"
"How is this possible? The exercises that deceive people's eyes are not advanced, how can they hide from the real people of Yuding?"
"It's not confusing, don't worry, big brother, it's absolutely true, we'll see it in a few months, and then I'll ask my eldest brother to personally send him to Yuquan Mountain, do you guess if Yuding Zhenren will accept him as an apprentice when he sees such a good talent and beauty?"
"If you can really deceive the past, it will naturally be a clever plan, virtuous brother, you are really wise, let the eldest brother be impressed!"
"Hehe, the eldest brother has won the prize, but our relationship seems to be a little too messy. ”
"Hmph, don't talk about it again, let's talk about it. ”
"Yes, big brother. But I still have one more question, aren't you a generation shorter than Yuding Zhenren after the Lingzhu apprenticeship in the future?"
Kong Xuan sneered and shook his head: "I only have a brother like you in the world, let Lingzhuzi call me eldest brother is for your face and to respect the Queen Mother of the West, it has nothing to do with others, Yuding Zhenren wants to call me eldest brother but does not have this qualification." ”
Ye Wushuang secretly stuck out his tongue: "Big brother, you cow! baby, come and call big brother!"
Lingzhuzi obediently shouted to Kong Xuan: "Big brother!"
Kong Xuan nodded: "In a few days, I will take you to Yuquan Mountain to apprentice, you have to be obedient and obedient, don't cause trouble." ”
"Yes, big brother!" replied Lingzhuzi crisply.
"He shouldn't be as cranky as Nezha, right?" Ye Wushuang was a little unsure.
"I don't know, let's wait a few days. How's Kong Ling'er?"
"It's good, I've absorbed so much aura, and I've been sleeping all the time. ”
"Very good, after the trip to the Immortal Bird Sect, I will be separated from you for a while, brother, and then I will take Luan Qingqing and Kong Ling'er, now I want to practice for a while, and we will leave as soon as it dawns tomorrow, you can go." ”
"Yes. ”
Ye Wushuang left Kong Xuan to meditate with his eyes closed in the main hall, and he came to the square in front of the main hall with the spirit beads, and at night he saw that this kid was even more exquisite, more beautiful than a girl, and couldn't help rubbing his chin and muttering to himself: "I picked up an eldest son for no reason, don't do it, it's the first time in my life that I've been called a father, I should give some gifts, what to give? As he spoke, he hugged Kong Ling'er, who was sleeping in the small world, out: "Baby, don't you think this sister is beautiful?"
Lingzhuzi nodded: "Beautiful." ”
"Okay, I'll teach you an exercise that can slowly turn into her. ”
"Why should I become like her?" Lingzhuzi was a little unhappy, he felt that he was also beautiful.
"You are you, you are more beautiful than others, this art of change is just an exercise, it doesn't matter who you look like, Daddy is just to test you, see if you are smart or not, learn things quickly or not, if you don't learn well, Daddy won't want you!"
"Okay, I'll learn!"