Chapter 126: Petition for Departure
Just when the two had been fighting for a long time and had no intention of stopping, a beautiful middle-aged woman on the right side of Her Majesty coughed lightly, and Her Majesty immediately understood, retracted her thoughts, felt deeply out of shape, and her embarrassment flashed for a moment, and giggled: "Yo, where did this wonderful person come from, he is really beautiful and dignified, and he is peerless, I think he came to the throne of the widow." The widow has been on the throne for two hundred years, and he is really tired and tight, if it is not for the succession of no one, the ministers do not allow it, the widow is willing to come down from the throne, be a pioneer for the country, sweep away the demons and evils, and comfort his life. But I don't know who the name of Miao Ren'er is, and who is the person, but he intends to be the king of my Xiliang daughter country?"
Seeing that Her Majesty said half-truths and half-truths, every word was full of temptation, Wen Tianshu smiled, and said without being arrogant or humble: "Her Majesty has praised it falsely, poor Ni Wen Tianshu is a monk and cultivator, and he has a relationship with the Qing Mansion, and the temple is nameless. Your treasure country has a peerless holy king in charge, the country is peaceful and peaceful, the wind and rain are smooth, how can the poor Ni He De, dare to risk the world's disapproval, covet the throne, it is really tantamount to a mantis arm as a car, not self-measured. I am ashamed to say that when I heard that your country is a beautiful and ugly judge with a woman's appearance, it is because the poor nuns have not practiced enough, and after hearing this, they can't help but be moved by their hearts, and they still have some postures, so they are curious, and want to come to this temple to taste and evaluate it, and see how many products can their own stinky skin be in, and what position they are seeking? ”
Even the county lord of Yunyang, who was kneeling on the side, listened to it with relish, and sighed secretly, I really wanted to take a pen and copy it down immediately, and learn some details from it, so that it can be used for a lifetime.
Her Majesty was also quite useful when she heard this, and covered her mouth and smiled: "The saint is too humble, and with a beauty like yours, it is more than enough to be a right-handed prime minister in our country, how can you say words that are ashamed of yourself?
Wen Tianshu smiled slightly, waved his hand lightly and said: "Your Majesty's kindness, the poor nun only has the heart, although the red dust is happy, it is just a passing cloud, ups and downs, the poor nun has been used too much, and the fetters have been too long, it is better to become a monk and practice, although it is hard, but it is also full and happy, which is in line with the poor nun's heart." ”
Her Majesty's eyes flashed, and she nodded heavily: "Saint Nigo is a master of the world, and it is beyond the reach of my generation, since this is the case, the widow is not reluctant." When someone comes, he sits down and gives a feast, and the widow should entertain the guests who come from afar. ”
Sun Wukong waved his hand leisurely and stepped forward to say: "Your Majesty, don't be in a hurry to eat first, I heard that there are demons rampant on the border of your country, plundering people's food, my master and apprentice in order to be a monk to eliminate the demon Dao, I intend to help your country capture the demon Dao, you can go west on the road with peace of mind." ”
As soon as these words came out, it was like a thunderclap in the flat ground, which shook the ministers present to look at each other, turn their heads to each other, and talk about it, or look frightened, or look puzzled, or disdainful. Her Majesty the Queen even got up from the bed, her eyes were scorching, and she stared at Wukong tightly and said, "Oh, it turns out that all the saints and nuns are here to save my daughter's country, thank you so much." But I don't know what Saint Ni has to help the widow defeat the Ruyi True Immortal?"
"There is no wonderful strategy, just Her Majesty the Queen will show me the direction of my grandson, and I will take back the Ruyi True Immortal and the big rooster from the top of Xie Yang Mountain, and dedicate it to the queen. Wukong smiled and said disapprerovingly.
As soon as the words came out, the ministers on the left and right were in an uproar, and they shouted one after another: "Your master is not big, but your tone is not small, and you want to only go up the mountain to capture the Ruyi True Immortal, I really don't know how thick the sky is." Do you know that small Jieyang Mountain, my daughter country has poured all the country's troops to attack for two hundred years, and the elite soldiers and strong generals don't know how many have died, but they still can't shake it, and you can capture him with a small monk, so you can't underestimate the generals of my daughter country?"
Wukong sneered, and said with disdain: "That's your own uselessness, who can blame you, if my grandson appeared earlier, I am afraid that the Ruyi True Immortal has been dying for two hundred years." ”
These words insulted the face of the daughter's country, and the ministers were so angry that their faces were red, and they gritted their teeth, if they didn't abide by their identity as a member of the court, they would really rush forward and beat the monkey violently. Her Majesty's face was as usual, and she shook her head slightly: "Shengni, you came from other places, and you don't know the power of the Ruyi True Immortal and the big rooster. It's getting late today, so please have a meal and rest early, and tomorrow the widows will gather hundreds of thousands of soldiers and horses in the country, prepare all the grain and grass, and then go up the mountain with Shengni to encircle and suppress the Ruyi True Immortals. ”
Hearing this, the monkey smiled bitterly, and shrugged his shoulders helplessly: "With a mortal fetus like you, how can you recognize my grandson's means, there really doesn't have to be so troublesome, just my grandson goes up the mountain, and you can capture the Ruyi True Immortal with three times and five divided by two, without any effort." ”
"If Her Majesty doesn't believe it, my grandson is willing to make a military order, if I can't capture the Ruyi True Immortal alive this time, I would like to come to Her Majesty's seat to ask for guilt. ”
A female official looked at it with a mocking face and muttered in a low voice: "Shengni said it funny, since you are no match for the Ruyi True Immortal, you died in his hands, how can you still raise your head to see him, isn't it a contradiction?"
Although she said quietly, the monkey's ears were so strong that she was furious, and a pair of red eyes pierced her face coldly like sharp blades, so frightened that the female officer's face turned pale, and she almost sat on the ground without a butt.
Seeing her so decrepit, Her Majesty sighed, and said leisurely: "The low-grade petty officials don't understand etiquette, ask the saint to take a break from the wrath of the thunder, don't be like her, and lose your identity." As a foreigner, the saint nun has this ambition to destroy the demons for my family and country, and the widow is overjoyed, how dare he stop it, so that the widow will set up a banquet for the saint and nun, and do not refute the widow's face. ”
Her Majesty said so, but Wukong was not easy to attack, but he was worried about the time of his master's transformation, so he didn't dare to agree easily: "Well, this book is also unavoidable, but it is almost dusk at this moment, and my grandson is not used to traveling at night, so I am afraid that it will be too late to eat this meal." ”
As soon as the words came out, the first minister under the queen's seat (the prime minister on the right) came out of the crowd and said with a smile: "Shengni came from afar, and when she entered the imperial city, she went to hunt monsters and destroy monsters without having a meal, which inevitably shows that my daughter Guotai does not know how to be polite." As Saint Ni said, it is now nearly dusk, and the Ruyi True Immortal is located in Xie Yang Mountain is still thirty miles away from my capital, the mountain road is rugged, the road is difficult to enter, even if you ride the best horse in the country to hurry up, you have to run for more than half an hour to arrive, such a hazy night, the future is unpredictable, I am afraid that I will catch the road of the Ruyi True Immortal, it is better to wait until dawn to go to be stable. ”
The monkey shook his head when he heard it, nonsense, if you can really wait, do you think Lao Tzu is willing to rush up so anxiously, it is really the mana of Guanyin Bodhisattva willow branches is limited, it can only last for three or five hours, and now half of it has passed, if you wait until tomorrow morning, the master will not expose his male body, and then he will not be eaten alive by your ****, no, such a thing must not happen.
Thinking of this, Wukong gasped unconsciously, and waved his hand again and again: "No, no, my grandson is an anxious son, and since he said that he was going today, he would never allow it to be delayed until tomorrow." Besides, who am I, how can I still use such a primitive method as riding a horse, it is only thirty miles away, and the time to twist my waist is also there. ”
Her Majesty couldn't help nodding her head when she heard this, and stroked her palms and said: "Since this is the case, then it is so decided, where is the chief administrator of the imperial front, hurry up and send the imperial dining room to prepare dinner, and the widow wants to travel with Sun Shengni." ”
As soon as the order was given, the female official in the third rank below the prime minister of the right class came out in line, bowed her hand and took the promise, and was about to bow her head and retire, when suddenly she seemed to remember something, and stepped forward and said: "But I don't know if the saint and nun from above want to prepare a meat banquet or a vegetarian banquet?"
Her Majesty was just about to answer, but Sun Wukong took the lead and said with a cheap smile: "Although we are monks and have a Buddha in our hearts, why do we care about the rules of the stomach, so we have to eat meat to have the strength to travel west." ”
Her Majesty couldn't help but sigh, and said: "It should be like this, Fang is the great realm, well, let the imperial chef make the banquet she is best at, in order to show the respect of my daughter's country." ”