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"Fuck melon seeds! This way, it's fucking urgent!" A big man in official uniform walked over and scolded, and kicked the stool with his muddy feet, and a clear shoe print immediately appeared on it, some like shit.

If it had been, with this single action, the young man would have been able to scrap him on the spot.

But now, he just smiled lightly, put down the water tank and walked in front of the man, and said, "Then have a bowl of noodles, just sweat, and let your old body slow down." ”

"Okay, bring me a bowl...... Ahh

Without finishing a word, he sat directly on the stool, but the stool had just been kicked by him, and now he sat down vigorously...... The most important thing is that this stool is really some years old, so it was directly fragmented, so that the person sat directly on the ground, and the whole person fell down like a turtle, which looked extremely ridiculous.

Poof......

The people nearby didn't want to make fun of him because he was wearing an official uniform, but he couldn't help it, so he leaked out.

This made the officer angry, and he jumped up from the ground with an inverted full moon, and with a shake of his arms, there was a flurry of sand and rocks.

This technique proves that his cultivation is not low. The reason why I fell before may be because I was too tired or absent-minded, so I could stumble.

"Oh, are you okay with this official?"

The young man didn't care about the stool that he would take care of every day, and wiped it seven or eight times, so that it would not get dirty at this dusty city gate, and it was naturally sad to see it shatter, but he still asked the guest about it as soon as possible.

"Are you blind?!" the officer said angrily: "What can Lao Tzu do? With Lao Tzu's cultivation, he will not be injured at all if he jumps off the cliff, what can this be?!"

The young man hurriedly breathed a sigh of relief and said: "That's good, that's good, it's a great blessing that the official is not injured, and the small one will change a stool for the official, and today's face money will also be exempted to the official, absolutely enough and enough materials, so that the official can eat comfortably!"

When the people next to him saw the young man behaving like this, they all nodded again and again, secretly saying that this kid is a good person and is quite good at dealing with people.

The officer looked at the young man, first a little stunned, and then couldn't help but ask suspiciously, "I said...... You're a little second...... Isn't that stupid?"

The young man laughed and said, "The official said that the little one is stupid, and the little one is naturally stupid." Official, you are well-informed, naturally you have to see more clearly than ordinary people, no wonder you always feel that your brain is not enough, and today you realized that the small one is actually stupid. ”

"Pretend to be stupid, hmph, it's okay!" The officer said loudly: "But let you understand! Today, your grandfather and I have important things to do, and I want to eat to warm my stomach when I pass through here, you ...... What the hell is this thing you guys?! It breaks when you sit down, are you just waiting to see grandpa make a fool?"

"Official, how dare this little one? It's just for the little one to have the courage to ......."

"Don't talk nonsense! What can't you people do? What crime should you be guilty of letting the court officials be humiliated in public in broad daylight? Why don't you quickly compensate for grandpa's losses? If not, grandpa smashed your shop, see which one can manage it?!"

"Official! We old and young can only rely on this noodle stall to get a mouthful of food!"

"Don't give it, don't you? Lao Tzu just likes not to cry when he doesn't see the coffin!"

He kicked when he raised his foot, smashed it when he turned around, and the table and stool flew away directly, but a few people who had just eaten noodles seemed to be a little stupid, and they all held bowls and watched while eating, and they didn't panic at all.

"You ...... I'm kicking, I'm tearing you down...... Whew!"

While kicking and scolding, the tables and stools were gone, he saw the bucket that the young man had put on the ground before, and kicked it violently, he hoped that there would be a splash of water to increase its deterrent power, so he used forty percent of his strength, that is, the bucket would turn into sawdust and scraps, which would look very good......

However......

Burst!

Bang.

It's also a bit like ......

Syllable.

The egg hits the stone and asks, will the stone make a sound?

Not really!

Only eggs will make a sound.

A person's feet, to put it bluntly, are flesh and bones, and if they are broken and flattened in an instant, the sound will naturally be muffled.

I didn't see a splash because the water in the tank didn't even shake.

The blood flower is definitely there, and it flies sideways, which is not very beautiful.

The officer was stunned for a moment, then hissed, and the whole person lay on the ground and rolled, very pitiful.

After a while, he gritted his teeth and stood up from the ground, sweating profusely, and said, "This ...... What the hell is going on? You ...... What did you do?!"

The young man was also taken aback, bent over, stretched out his hand, lifted the water tank easily, put it on his shoulder, and said, "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! This is really my fault, I shouldn't have put it here to delay your feet, grandmaster, oops...... This foot is gone, it looks so pitiful...... It hurts......"

Seeing this scene, the officer was completely stupid.

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"That's how I picked it up, the official is really angry, and it's all nonsense. ”

"Let it go...... Fart!"

The officer said angrily: "You thing is absolutely passive, put it down!"

The young man got up helplessly, sighed, and said, "That's ...... I'll just put it down completely. ”

With that, the young man let go of the bucket and let it fall to the ground on its own......

Rumble!

With a loud bang, a large crater more than a foot wide was smashed out of the ground! The air wave rolled up the dust, and in an instant rushed to the surroundings, and the officer was unsteady on his feet, and was blown directly out of the distance, turned around the ground a few times, and got up in astonishment, and then he completely understood!

There was a noodle eater next to him, looked at the noodle soup full of dust, sighed, carefully put the noodle bowl on the ground, and then said to the officer: "You foreign officials, are you used to being arrogant and domineering in a small place, right? Here, it's the capital, and if you throw a stone, you might smash out two imperial relatives and bring two ninth-order masters. As for this stall...... Even if the stone that smashed the person was thrown by them, the other party would only laugh and act as if nothing had happened! Tsk, I heard that His Majesty and his old man also came here to eat noodles, heh, and also with respect, you are a fart!"

......

Tom Bo stretched out his hand and waved it away to drive away the smoke, frowned and said to the young man: "Song family boy, how long have you been talking about it, the qi is outside the body and presents things, and this qi is your hands and feet." You stand in place, and these ten thousand catties of refined iron are pressed against you, and they are also pressed on the ground, so you need to turn your breath into a pedestal, and expand its radius as much as possible, so that the ground will not be damaged. Put it down, you also need to instill strength, as if the palm is supporting, not only to support, but also to behave naturally, until this ten thousand catties of fine iron in your hands is really like an ordinary dozens of pounds of things, your exercise is considered to be a beginner, this is called weightlifting! Hey, it's a pity that you have just been kicked and fallen, and you haven't lost your strength in time, it's really ...... I didn't want to accept you because you were talented, and you were so unproductive. ”

The young man's face was red, his head lowered, and he said with some embarrassment: "I know...... Not next time......"

"Next time, I don't have time to see you next time. ”

Tomber's words made the young man look up in surprise, only to find that Tomber was packing a small package, and he actually had the intention of leaving here, as if he was going to travel far away!

"Uncle Tom, ...... you"

Tom Bo turned his head and smiled: "That kid once said that if a defeated officer is left in this Linjiang City, it will be the time when he needs the old man, hey...... At such an old age, you still have to go out to endure hardships, young people now, it's really unreliable......"