Text Volume 1_Chapter 35 Roast Deer Incident (2)
It's not quite correct to say it's one tiger, and it's not two or more, because I use it
"It" is not
"Them". It has two heads, five legs, and a tail - in the demon world, it is called the Lovers Tongxin Tiger, that is, two giraffe-like necks and three legs grow out of the huge body and chest, forming his strange shape.
This kind of tiger, not only has a long neck, claws and teeth are three or four times longer than ordinary tigers, and on the brain, there is a tiger head with horns - horned is a male tiger, no horns is a female tiger, as for its reproductive organs, of course, there are also yin and yang, can self-cross and hybridize, so the reproductive ability is amazing, but it is not easy for a couple to survive the tiger, because it has two heads, as the so-called
"One mountain can't accommodate two tigers", a body is a truth, if you want to live, you need whether they can rub out the spark of love.
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2
There are some things that you can't figure out even if you scratch your scalp.
For example, Silly Xingxing couldn't figure out why Tao Xiaozhi risked his life to find a supper to eat, is it better to be knifed than starving?
If you can't figure it out, you can't think about it!
If you think about this question, you might as well think about what makeup you will wear, what clothes you will wear, what kind of hairstyle you will wear, which boy you will meet, or which street you will visit!
A girl is a girl, whether she is stupid or smart, beautiful or not beautiful, she thinks about almost all of them.
So what does the boy think? For example, what does the fire star as a boy think?
Of course Vulcan was thinking about his cousin, and to be honest, he only had his cousin a woman in his head, and he didn't even know where the had gone!
At the same time, he was also thinking about Tao Xiaozhi, thinking about how to defeat him and how to drive him out of his cousin's world.
It was getting dark, dead silent, drifting through the forest like the fog at this time, and the occasional strange cry was that the silence was more silent, and the terrifying aura was stronger.
Silly Star and Fire Star arranged the surroundings, gathered some firewood, made a fire, gathered around, and nibbled on dry bread.
Silly Xingxing said: "Brother Xiaozhi has been going for a long time, and he hasn't come back yet, I wonder if he has found anything to eat?"
Huoxing said coldly: "It's good that people don't treat him as a supper, there are wild beasts everywhere in the forest, and we still mourn for himγγγγγγ β
"No!" Silly Star looked at the sky and smirked, "Brother Xiaozhi is so smart and so handsome... A few jackals, tigers and leopards don't pay attention to them at all!"
Huoxing said angrily: "Jackals, tigers and leopards don't care if he is handsome or not, as long as he can fill his stomach, he will gnaw him to the bone!"
As he spoke, Huoxing munched on the bread as if it was Tao Xiaozhi!
Silly Star smiled: "I believe not!"
"Wow, wow!"
Huoxing found that since Tao Xiaozhi's arrival, Silly Star always likes to talk about him, and every time this topic makes him miserable, he has to change the topic.
Huoxing said: "Dear cousin, we haven't looked at the stars in such a romantic night for a long time... β
"But there are no stars!" said Silly Star, pointing to the sky, "the sky is gray tonight!"
"Yes!" Huoxing held his cousin's hand and looked into her eyes, and said affectionately, "As long as you look with your heart, you will find that there is always a bright star around you, whether it is day or night, rain or shine, he will always dedicate his gentleness, warmth, and romance to youγγγγγγ β
Silly Star bit his finger and said, "Is there really such a magical star?
"Look me in the eye and come closer. Huoxing said softly, "Look closely, you will be the star of true love!"
Silly Star looked into his eyes as if looking at jewels, and exclaimed, "There are really miles, there are really stars!!
"You've finally found out!" said Huoxing, tears streaming down his face!
Silly Star said: "There are really stars, and they are very beautiful, but not one, but six, the six stars on my headγγγγγγ β
The fire star lay down and said in frustration, "It's really beautiful, six starsγγγγγγ β
Suddenly, a cold wind blew, and the leaves rustled, and then it was ghostly and silent again.
"I'm a little scared!" said Silly Xingxing, hugging the little melon.
"Don't be afraid!" "With me here, all ghosts are afraid of me, I am a fire star who is not afraid of heaven and earth, and I will protect youγγγγγγ β
"Help!!"
There was a scream from the other side of the river, which was so terrifying in the silence of the twilight that it was easy to make the cold sweat on one's back crawl down like a worm!
Silly Xingxing exclaimed: "It's Brother Xiaozhi, he really had an accident!"
"It's not him!" said Vulcan, "it seems to be a girl's voiceγγγγγγ β
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ there are some things that you can't figure out even if you scratch your scalp.
For example, Tao Xiaozhi couldn't figure out how a good pine tree disappeared in a blink of an eye.
If you can't figure it out, don't think about it!
It's getting dark, Tao Xiaozhi thought, is it useful to make those markers?
Now, the most important thing is to find one or two stupid rabbits like the "waiting for the rabbit", crashed under the tree, and wait for him to pick them up, otherwise, it will be very difficult to sleep tonight, if the problem of food and clothing is not well solved.
But, such a stupid rabbit is almost extinct!
As for how to find the stupid star and the fire star, after that, we will count it later. That's the difference between a stupid kid and a smart kid.
"Quack!" Tao Xiaozhi learned the calls of those docile little animals (e.g., small melons), hoping to attract some prey.
But that pig-killing shout, even stupid animals will be scared away. Even if the call is beautiful and tempting, it will not work, if you attract those ferocious beasts, the rules of the game will come to play!
It doesn't matter, anyway, Tao Xiaozhi is very happy, he is very bored, and he is so hungry that he even forgets his father's name.
In the afterglow of the setting sun, a bloodstain on the ground was clearly recognizable. The blood stains are still hot, I don't know if it's human blood or animals, if Tao Xiaozhi chooses, of course it's the latter.
It is stupid to believe in the story of waiting for the rabbit, but it is even sadder to believe that there is nothing to eat tonight, Tao Xiaozhi has always been optimistic.
In fact, it is not as simple as a pool of blood on the ground, and there are many blood spots left along the way, which is called clues. Tao Xiaozhi thought that this animal was injured and chose a way to escape, and it didn't escape very far, because the blood was hot. If you want to guess what kind of animal it is, Tao Xiaozhi will not hesitate to infer that it is a rabbit, because he loves rabbits and has not eaten them for a long time.
Tao Xiaozhi carefully inspected the bloodstains along the way, tracking the whereabouts of the "hare", and at the same time guarding against possible dangers around him.
There were a lot of strange screams around the forest, but there was one voice that was particularly sad, probably "whoosh", coming from the weeds in front of it, which was the direction of the blood spots!
The grass is indeed shaking, and now there is no wind, which is telling.
Deer, but not sika deer.
As soon as Tao Xiaozhi opened the grass, he saw her sad eyes, a little frightenedβthis was probably the last time it was frightened.
It has orange hair, no plum blossom mark, but it has a mushroom-like pattern, which is very interesting!
It is a mushroom deer.
Its legs were wounded, trembling and kicking, its neck was torn and dripping with bloodβsomehow it was hurt.
It lay there, trembling slightly, its frightened eyes half-open and half-closed, and it seemed to be dying.
"Poor little thing, it really makes me uncomfortable to see you!" Tao Xiaozhi said with joy, "However, it's not bad to be my belly meal, because I will absorb all the energy you dedicated, and you will die anywayγγγγγγ You know, man is inherently dead (and so are animals), heavier than Tarzan, or lighter than a feather, and you die for a man who is about to starve to death, and you are the place to die... β
The mushroom deer did die obediently, and he really knew the times as a junjie!
It seems that the story of waiting for the rabbit is not a lie, and it took no effort to get a mushroom deer, so the story of "pie falling from the sky" is also true in theoryγγγγγγ
If the above two stories are true, will people get something for nothing? If a farmer tries and tried, then there will be thousands of farmers lining up to defend it, and the competition will be fierce; if you can catch the pie falling from the sky with your mouth open, then there will be thousands of people who will open their mouths to bite itγγγγγγ
What I want to say is that Tao Xiaozhi grabbed this deer, it does not mean that it belongs to himγγγγγγ
A gust of wind swept by, the weeds were in a commotion, and suddenly a tiger jumped out!
It is not quite correct to say that it is one tiger, and it is not two or more, because I use "it" instead of "them". It has two heads, five legs, and a tail - in the demon world, it is called the Lovers Tongxin Tiger, that is, two giraffe-like necks and three legs grow out of the huge body and chest, forming his strange shape. This kind of tiger, not only has a long neck, claws and teeth are three or four times longer than an ordinary tiger, and on the brain, there is a tiger head with horns - horned is a male tiger, no horns is a female tiger, as for its reproductive organs, of course, there are also yin and yang, can self-breed and hybridize, so the reproductive ability is amazing, but it is not easy for a couple of concentric tigers to survive, because it has two heads, as the so-called "one mountain can not accommodate two tigers", a body is a truth, to live, it is necessary for them to rub out the spark of loveγγγγγγ
Although Tao Xiaozhi wants to know very much, what he is more concerned about at the moment is whether he can get rid of the danger in front of him! Because tigers have a simple common character, that is, they are proud of eating meat!
The couple stared at Tao Xiaozhi and the deer with one heart, and roared angrily, it was a male and female calling together, the momentum was greater than the power of a hurricane, so that all the night birds that were crying suddenly closed their mouths, and only the leaves rustled and stoppedγγγγγγ
Escape, this is the best way for people who do not have weak legs to escape, ranking above the thirty-six schemes!
Of course, Tao Xiaozhi wanted to escape, but somehow behind him, two couples suddenly appeared with one heart and one tiger, and there was no way out!
3
Hearing the cry of "help", the fire star and the silly star searched for the other side of the river.
"Helpβ"
The cry was not as frightened, not sad, not hysterical, but rather a little pretentious, nonchalant and absent-minded.
This kind of "help" is indeed very fatal, it is by no means an ordinary person, it may be a noble lady or someone who has a problem with her voice, it is this curiosity that prompts the fire star and the stupid star to come.
Along the creek, under a large tree facing the stream, a little girl sat against a tree.
She was about eleven or twelve years old, yellow race, tanned skin, dressed as a hunter in a tiger skin shorts and shorts, with short black hair, thick knife-shaped eyebrows, and ornaments on her neck and wrists with wolf teeth, like a mischievous little boy!
She hissed at an unknown roasted leg, her mouth full of minced meat and charred, a small wine jar on the ground, and a hunting fork in the shape of a "mountain" resting on her shoulder.
"Little sister," Flaming Star arched his hand, "did you hear anyone shouting for help?"
"Wrong!" she stuffed too much meat into her mouth, choked, and "gurgled" the wine, spilling it all over her body like a bath.
"Wrong?" Vulcan quickly asked, "Isn't there anyone shouting for help?"
The tiger skin child held his breath, his face turned red, and finally put the food stuck in his throat* into his stomach, panting: "Little brother, it's not this, I'm a handsome guy, don't you see it?"
Huoxing looked at the small hill arched on her chest and said angrily: "You lie to a three-year-old child, can a handsome little guy have such boobs?!"
The tiger-skinned child swallowed the flesh and bones together, patted his chest and said, "These are pectoral muscles, haven't you ever seen such a huge muscle?!" The child is really ignorant, and he can't even tell whether his brother is a man or a woman!"
"That's a curve, not a pecs!" said Huoxing angrily, "You said you're a man, so why don't you even have a beard?!"
"Shaved off!" "The tiger-skinned child touched his chin, turned his head and winked at the silly star, "Now the chicks like to be smooth and have beards, and they are afraid of stinging their soft lips~~hehe~~"
For the unreasonable, the fire star will always have a devastating rage, even if she is an eleven or twelve-year-old girl. Huoxing held the fly swatter and was about to slap her, but Silly Star stopped her in time: "Dear cousin, why do you even beat a girl, you know that she is a girl, you never beat a girl! If you break the vows, how dare I be with you in the futureγγγγγγ β
Huoxing doesn't never hit women, but he almost doesn't hit them, he stopped because of Silly Xingxing's last sentence, which is really a wonderful sentence that makes people think about it!
Huoxing said: "Whoever told her to insist on saying that it was a boy is like a cat insisting on saying that it is a mouse! Nowadays, children are simply more and more fond of lying, and if they don't beat them, their mouths will never be honest!"
Silly Xingxing said: "She said that she is a boy, maybe she is playful or has some kind of trouble, you can't beat someone when she sees someone as a boyγγγγγγ β
Silly Star said that she was a girl, then it must be a girl, and the girl wouldn't even recognize the girl.
"Little sister," the tiger-skinned girl said with a smile as she stroked the hunting fork, "don't stop him, he can't beat me anyway!"
This little sister is really big-mouthed, not only calling the stupid star "little sister", but also daring to challenge the fly swatter of the fire star!
Huoxing only had the right to breathe, and who told him to agree to his cousin, so he waved a fly swatter and hit a tree indiscriminately, barely breathing half a breath!
Silly Xingxing said to the tiger-skinned girl, "Little handsome guy, may I ask you some questions?"
"I'll be happy to serve you, my lovely girl!" said the Tigerskin Girl, smiling lustfully, "but you must tell me your name firstβ"
That kind of hue makes the silly star very unnatural, because the other party is a woman, and she is used to men.
Silly Xingxing said: "My name is Silly Xingxing, a native of Luoyan Village." β
"Good name!" "The tiger skin girl stroked her palm and smiled, "It is very compatible with the cute appearance~~Hehe!My name is Brother Little Tiger, a wandering hunter, especially with the heart of a hunting girl, with the grass and the blue sky during the day, and the lonely soul and wild ghosts at night... It's my pleasure to know you, lovely silly star girl!"
Silly stars will feel happy when they are praised, even though the other party is a girl.
Silly Xingxing said: "Just now, did you hear someone shouting for help?"
"Yes!" Brother Xiaohu replied simply.
Silly Star said, "Where?"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "Have you seen a stream?"
"Yes!"
"Is there a deep pool in the brook?"
"Yes!"
"She's right there!"
It turns out that someone has fallen into the pool!
Silly Star hurriedly glanced at the pool a few times, the waves were widespread, but in fact, he couldn't see anything, it was already evening, and the fog was thick, and he couldn't hear any shouts.
Silly Xingxing hurriedly said: "But I can't see anyone!"
Brother Xiaohu sneered: "It's probably sunk to the bottom of the pool like a stone!"
"Dead, deadγγγγγγ It's too late!" Silly Star jumped to her feet, "how did she fall?"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "I accidentally fell down." β
Silly Xingxing said angrily: "You can still laugh, isn't it funny when people die?!"
Brother Xiaohu smiled but did not answer.
Silly Star said angrily: "Why don't you go and save her?"
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "I don't want to." β
"Don't want to?!" Silly Star said angrily, "Why don't you save yourself when you die?!It's so inhuman!!"
"Inhuman?" Brother Xiaohu laughed wickedly, "It's just a beast!
The stupid star was so frightened that the six stars on his head almost fell, pointing at Brother Xiaohu and unable to say half a word!
Brother Xiaohu smiled: "She is a cute little girl, about eleven or twelve years old, and for some reason she is standing there, looking at the little fish in the deep pool. I called her a few times, and she didn't want me, which hurt my little handsome man's self-esteem greatlyγγγγγγ So, I kicked her down!"
It's such a simple motive for killing, but it's creepy!
"What a vicious child!" "The Flaming Star Fly Swatter pointed at Brother Little Tiger and said angrily, "At such a young age, I have such a vicious heart, heaven is intolerable, I want to avenge the little girl who died just now!"
It's not like a fire star can't beat people anymore.
Brother Xiaohu stroked the hunting fork and smiled: "Anyway, I don't think you are very pleasing to the eye, and I am trying to find someone to fight."