Chapter 8: Are You as Stupid as You Are to Be a Slime?

'Elder, I've found an effective way to deal with slimes. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info’

'Oh, tell me'

'We can actually attack with fire'

'Don't you know that slimes are all in swamps, and slimes aren't flammable'

We can prepare big bags of oil and set them on fire with flint. ’

'Don't you know that you need a stone fruit to trade two bags of oil oil?

'We can drive the slimes together first, and then burn them with some hay and sackcloth soaked in fire oil.' ’

'Do you think slimes are as stupid as you are?'

'We can find a few high agility goblins, attract them to fight, and then gather together while fighting, and then let the goblins escape while they are unprepared, and we will attack again'

Not to mention how difficult it is to find a high-agility goblin, and not to mention that slimes are stupid enough to let them escape easily. Let me ask you, the slimes are all burned, how can you make sure that the stone fruit is not burned?'

We can increase the control of the heat. For example, prepare some buckets, forehead, fire oil seems to be not afraid of water. We can prepare ... ’

'Get out' didn't wait for Wei Youfang to finish speaking, and Whitebeard was already a little unbearable.

'Listen to me, Elder, we can actually attack with water.'

'Doorman. Knock him out!'

'Elder. Listen to me. Elder... ’

I only heard a pop, and Wei Youfang came to a cordial kiss with the earth in the style of a flat sand and a wild goose. "Thank you, big brother guard" is worthy of being a good young man in the new century who loves five stresses, four beauties and three loves, and he just knows how to be polite. Wei Youfang thanked the doorman while patting the dirt on his body, and limped back to his wooden house. After all, the elders have already felt my love and kindness to the tribe, and the elders are not ready to burn at the stake, which is the best test and progress.

Lying on the bed, Wei Youfang began to think of new ways to help the entire tribe increase productivity. Sure enough, as soon as human beings thought about it, God laughed, and laughed and cried. It was night, and it was raining heavily and thundering. Wei Youfang was still worried that this broken house would leak or something, but he didn't expect that the Mulei tribe was famous for its construction skills, and it was really not blown. After determining his own safety issues, Wei Youfang fell asleep with a new topic to think about. Wei Youfang, who was all-powerful in mathematics, physics and chemistry in the dream, led the goblin race to carry out the first, second and third industrial revolutions, making the goblins enter the industrial society and dominate the Grimm Forest. Wei Youfang, who was excited, and the two snot bubbles that grew and shuffled with his breathing burst happily. But Wei Youfang's dream didn't last long, Wei Youfang, who was sleeping soundly in the middle of the night, was first turned over by a thunderbolt, and then was woken up by bursts of shouting. Of course, Wei Youfang, who was spared from his dream, was not happy, and got up angrily and prepared to find someone to theorize. Impatiently put on his Jigong Legend suit, pushed open the door, and Wei Youfang, who hadn't figured out who he could find to vent his anger, was a little stunned. Teams of goblins on the street were performing a kind of kneeling ritual that Wei Youfang didn't understand. Wei Youfang, who stood out from the crowd, was of course seen by everyone, and in the angry eyes of everyone, Wei Youfang didn't know whether he should go back and continue to sleep or lick his face to join the ritual procession, when Wei Youfang was about to be swallowed by everyone's angry eyes, the great old good man and old acquaintance Hao Liyou Mukan appeared, "Dumb, come over quickly!" Yes, Wei Youfang is still called mute, before Wei Youfang solves the problem of his life experience, what kind of name he gives is digging a hole for his life story, so Wei Youfang has always let Mukan Muli and others continue to call themselves mute. Relieved, Wei Youfang, who was eager to kiss Mukan immediately, finally found the bottom of the steps. Rushing into the crowd as if fleeing, he squeezed to the side of the wooden can.

'Mukan. What's going on?'

'Why did you come out, don't say more, follow us through the ceremony. There was a sentry in the tower who was taken away by the wrath of the gods. ’

'What the wrath of God. Wei Youfang, who was about to complain, was glared at by Mu Kan and held back the second half of the sentence, and honestly followed everyone to perform the kneeling ceremony. The lengthy and boring repetition of the ritual really made Wei Youfang feel not the slightest interest. It wasn't until the sky was already slightly glowing that the whole ceremony slowly ended with the oath of the white-bearded old man. Wei Youfang, who had been drenched in the rain all night, was very weak, and Wei Youfang, who returned to the house, wiped off the rain on his body and couldn't wait to carry out his plan to return to the cage. Although I came to this world without relatives and friends, I was lonely and helpless, but fortunately, I was useless, at least I didn't need to stay up late and endure sleepiness to go to work. Tiredness surged up, annihilating Wei Youfang like a flood wave. When Wei Youfang hadn't fully woken up from sleep, the three goblin guards scooped Wei Youfang up and prepared to get out. Wei Youfang is completely sleepy at this moment, I grass, what is the situation? Don't think about resisting by force, Wei Youfang may not be able to fight one-on-one, let alone three on the other side. Civilian anti-violence forces don't even think about it, but fortunately, there is a guy who is an acquaintance among the three. 'Mustache, ah no, big brother guard. It's me, don't you know me, I'm the dumb guy who gave you the cake?' That's right, Uncle Mustache Guard is also among the three. 'What nonsense, what fruit cakes, the elders want to arrest you, who dares to disobey the order.' 'What are the elders doing with me?' I didn't mess with him. 'Big brother, at least let me get dressed and go again.' Fortunately, the cake still has a certain use, and the mustache is not too cold and ruthless. After getting dressed, he was pressed by three tribal guards to the council hall in the center of the tribe. Of course, Wei Youfang on the road can't be idle.

'Big brother, what's going on?' Wei Youfang looked at the mustache pleadingly.

"Anyway, it's an order from the elders and the leader of Mu Huai, don't ask so much." The mustache whispered in Wei Youfang's ear.

One of the top ten leaders of the Muhuai and Mulei tribes, and it is one of the top ten leaders. But I didn't provoke him, I haven't even seen him. Although he has been here for more than three months, he doesn't know much about the other goblins except for a few goblins that he is often in contact with, and Mu Huai is only a little impressed by his name because he is one of the top ten commanders. There are ten leaders in the Mulei tribe, and each of them has about 30 direct guards, of which every five leaders are in a group, and they rotate every two years in the border defense and tribe. How can someone who has never even seen it provoke it, alas, let's wait and see. Wei Youfang sighed.