Chapter 34: The Deer Set Off

Sun Wukong coughed dryly, and said embarrassedly: "You old man, you are really confused, how can you say that the Sanzang Legion is even more excessive than the two kings of gold and silver, you see that we are just a few people, even if we eat and take, can we still eat poorly in your continuous 600 miles of land? Okay, okay, don't cry, it's a big deal, we don't want rare birds and beasts, it's okay to eat some ordinary things, right?"

As soon as the words came out, the old land frowned slightly, and said easily: "Hey, with the words of the great sage, the old man will rest assured, and please stay for a while, the little old man will take the mountain gods to hunt and collect medicine, and wash the dust for you." ”

Seeing that the old man agreed so happily, Sun Wukong felt like he had been deceived, and at that moment he saw him with a mountain god, he fled away with a smile, scratched his head, and said depressedly: "Damn, this old man won't be fooling me, he promised so happily, my old grandson always felt a little tired." ”

Tang Sanzang smiled and nodded: "I also think it's a bit exaggerated, after all, Pingding Mountain stretches for six hundred miles, and the emaciated camel is bigger than the horse, so it's not like this." But Wukong, in fact, it's no wonder that he, you want the two kings of gold and silver to be in the lower realm for two hundred years, to collect medicine and alchemy, feed the little demon, eat the sea and drink so fiercely, sit and eat the mountain empty, it is really bitter to the mountain gods of Pingdingshan, look at them one by one, ragged, skinny, I really see pity. You must know that exotic flowers and herbs are rare, the yield is small, and the growth cycle is long, the old man really has to carry a little, otherwise if it is really extinct, what will be left for future generations? So let's take it easy, what to eat, don't touch his bottom line too much, I believe that he will not treat us slowly in the face of your Monkey King. ”

Sun Wukong shook his head, shrugged his shoulders very unconvinced, and said: "Hey, if that's the case, the old man can't help but think too much, my Sanzang Legion is not a noble character, I have to be served by brocade clothes and jade food, we have come all the way to the east, trekking through mountains and rivers, sleeping in the open air, and having a coarse tea and light meal is already very satisfying, how can there be a higher pursuit?"

Looking at the dead monkey with a face full of grievances, Tang Sanzang laughed and teased: "That's what I said, but who doesn't know that your Monkey King is a well-known thief, and there are no good things that you can't take with you, his old man is a soldier, so he has to guard against it." Okay, let's not talk about it, go find a few stronger mountain gods to come and pull the cart, and it's time for us to hit the road. When the monkey heard this, his face was full of black lines, and he was speechless, so he scratched his head in frustration, turned over the clouds, and went away.

Looking at Wen Tianshu, who was full of joy, Tang Sanzang smiled and urged: "Tianshu, what do you want to think so intrigued, get in the car, we should go on the road." Wen Tianshu nodded, jumped lightly on tiptoe, and sat firmly on the ox cart, such an elegant posture caused Tang Sanzang to sigh and envy.

"Master, my grandson has picked the six strongest of the mountain gods to come and pull the cart, and with them, I believe that this tactful and rugged flat-topped mountain road is not a problem at all. Sun Wukong led a group of mountain gods to stand in front of the ox cart, and clenched his fists respectfully. Look at these mountain gods, the bones are wonderful, mighty and strong, but they are afraid of the majesty of the great sage, one by one drooping their heads, looking submissive, it seems that the monkey is really scared.

Hearing this, the fat mountain god headed by him danced his arms and said very unconvinced: "Great Sage, you are too big and useless, just pull the car, and I Lao Huang will handle it properly, why add five more, I can't help but panic." ”

Sun Wukong crossed his eyebrows and snorted coldly: "Nonsense, my old grandson has a reason to do this, how can you understand it with your elm head? If you want to suspect a lot of people, then it's easy to do, you all become like sika deer, and my grandson is restrained by ropes of different lengths, and you won't squeeze. ”

As soon as the words came out, all the mountain gods lost their color, and hesitated: "Great Sage, we are also immortals in the fairy world, although the level is a little lower, but it is too humiliating for us to make a living from that livestock?"

Wukong's face changed suddenly when he heard this, his eyes widened angrily and stared at the mountain gods who were full of dissatisfaction, and his teeth cracked and said: "Bastard, the Buddha said that all living beings are equal, and there is no distinction between high and low, how can I insult you? According to my grandson's words, it is a blessing that you have cultivated for eight lifetimes to be able to pull a cart for a dignified person who learns scriptures and contribute to the great cause of learning scriptures, how can you still think about shirking? Why, are you not convinced, think that when you take three mountains to press my grandson, have you ever thought about the weight of this great sage's Ruyi golden hoop stick?"

Seeing the great sage turn his face, the mountain gods were so frightened that the corners of their mouths twitched, trembled, and hurriedly rolled to the ground, turning into six tall and sturdy sika deer, bowing their heads and whispering in unison, and ran to the monkey. Wukong put on the rope, sounded the signal to set off, the six divine deer looked up to the sky and roared, pulled on the ox cart, and galloped slowly, the speed was a few points faster than when the Sanzang army usually rushed, how not to let Tang Sanzang smile and clap his hands?

So, the archmage who was in a good mood was full of pride, leisurely holding the reins and chanting happily: "Jingle jingle jingle bell jingle bell / How happy we ski we sit on the sleigh / Jingle jingle bell jingle bell / How happy we ski We sit on the sleigh / Rush through the snowstorm / They sit on the sled / Gallop across the field / Laugh and sing / Jingle the bell / How happy your spirit is / Ski so happy tonight Sing the ski song Hey." ”

The singing was melodious and agitated, and Wen Tianshu's eyebrows danced when he heard it, and he clapped his hands and applauded: "Master, this song is so sweet and real, so that I can still feel the cool breeze in this scorching spring day, full of winter and joy." ”

Tang Sanzang nodded, and said unexpectedly: "Yes, it's really good, whenever Christmas comes, I like to listen to this song the most." ”

Wen Tianshu blinked his eyes and said uncertainly: "Master, what is Christmas, I have lived in the Three Realms for so long, and I have never heard of such a day as Christmas, but I don't know which sage's birthday is worthy of such a cheerful song to commemorate him?"

Tang Sanzang laughed, shook his head and explained: "Tianshu, no wonder you don't know, this is a festival of my time, and it is not popular in this world. Legend has it that Christmas is the birthday of Jesus Christ, and on that night, a fairy named Santa Claus, like us, would come down from the sky in a sleigh pulled by six reindeer and bring Christmas presents to sleeping children, isn't it fun?"

Listening to such strange words, Wen Tianshu didn't care at all, but smiled happily, and asked very humbly: "Master, why do you say that it is your time, not ours, could it be that you are from another time and space, can I understand it this way?"

Tang Sanzang never expected Wen Tianshu to hold on to this little word, and couldn't help but sweat, and said: "Tianshu, you don't have to worry about this, I'll tell you about Jesus Christ, this will be more interesting." ”

Wen Tianshu's pretty face was slightly gloomy, he pulled the sleeve of his master's coat, and said: "Master is really bad, if you want to get through it like this, it's not so easy, say it quickly, say it quickly." ”

In the midst of this group of laughter, six sika deer carried the Sanzang army with light steps, walking faster and faster on the gentle and rugged, heavy mountains and mountains on the flat-topped mountain road, and in a blink of an eye, the lotus cave where the two kings of gold and silver lived was far behind. Nearly dusk, the old land with a dry mountain god hurried slowly, only to finally catch up with the sika deer car that was fast on the mountain rock, unconsciously sighed the speed of everyone's footsteps, tossing and turning, on this stone road narrow, slope undulating flat top mountain to catch up for forty miles, it is really fast.

Seeing the food offered by the old land, Tang Sanzang's eyes couldn't help but light up, those who ate were, scarlet lip bird's nest, tiger whip deer blood, hump bear paw, drank honey syrup, Biluo clear spring, agar syrup and jade dew, after the meal, there were marble-sized cherries, monkey-like pineapples, seedless sweet grapes, crispy persimmons, healing herbs, cooked yams, rotten boiled yellow essence, mashed Poria loquat paste, it was really a treasure, all kinds of fine products. Seeing that Sun Wukong sighed, he scolded in his heart, I damn, this dead old man is really cunning, he praised the poor in front of my old grandson, but what was served was such exquisite food, that is, the queen mother's Yaochi Pan Tao would be afraid of it, saying that you are really not wronged by hiding it, damn, look at the current immortals are all eccentric, cunning and cunning, they are really traitors, and the world is declining.