Chapter 27 I don't understand it, it's ridiculous

But it was said that Sun Dasheng and his master were caught by monsters and went to the northwest, and Gu Du jumped in the air to chase him.

panicked that the monarchs and ministers of the Western Liang Kingdom thought that they were Arhat and Zen monks who were soaring in the daytime, mistook the Chinese man, and wasted this divine thought. The queen felt ashamed, and many officials returned to China together.

Lao Wu is very rare to be merciful to his daughter King and others, and it is obvious that there are many suspicions in the daughter country. The history has a long history, since the chaos opened up exists, successive generations of emperors, but lie that they have never seen a man here; There are also fetal springs, all kinds of dark existences; why did the scorpion spirit come to the daughter country and hide in it; the women of the scorpion spirit cave mansion were regarded as subordinates by the monsters, and lived in harmony, the monkeys saw the clues, but considering that they were not goblins, they were driven down the mountain; the daughter king said that he had a good dream, it was probably a lie, but in fact, it was just the scorpion spirit who told him; the ruyi true fairy dared to occupy the fetal spring here with a monster; Guanyin was quite concerned about this place, and came uninvited, but it was a verbal support; if Guanyin's attitude was evasive, he couldn't avoid it; the scorpion spirit lived in the pipa cave, which would spew smoke and fire, and there was horse poison that even a man could not avoidThe tripartite gathering of Dao, Buddha and Demon shows that it must be quite complicated. But no matter what, if such a kingdom has been formed, it is actually quite pitiful, and I hope that this kingdom will really disappear one day, and never reappear in the world......

It's a pity that I hesitated again and again about Xiliang Women's Country, and I couldn't bear to say anything more. In the east of the daughter country there is a river to heaven, which is deep, and to the west there is a mountain of flames, which is fiery......

Lao Wu is using this to advise the world and the emperor. Please discern for yourself!

However, it was said that the three brothers of Sun Dasheng came to the Pipa Cave of the Poisonous Enemy Mountain. The eight precepts are ignorant, and they step forward to build a door with palladium, and the walker is in a hurry, and he is rarely cautious, and he doesn't know how deep or shy it is, so he will go in and inquire about it, and check whether there is anything real or not, but he is good at acting. When Sha Seng heard this, he was overjoyed and said, "Good, good, good! ”

The monkey is a little abnormal, but it is in line with the cautious nature of the sand monk. So why did the monkey suddenly become cautious, almost the most well-behaved and fearful time in the whole book, almost because he understood that Tang Seng had to go through an important test at this time, and he couldn't interrupt prematurely.

The walker went in from the door defect, only to see a female monster sitting at the top of the Zhonghua Pavilion, and saw two unkempt women with the main horns, holding two plates of hot pasta, and came to the pavilion and said, "Grandma, one plate is a meat bun stuffed with human flesh, and the other is a vegetarian bun stuffed with Deng Sha." The female monster asked Tang Seng to help him out. The master had a yellow face, white lips, red eyes and teardrops, and the walker secretly sighed, "Master is poisoned!"

The monkey knew that the master was poisoned by lovesickness, which was given by his daughter the king, but the seizure was caused by a monster.

The monster walked down the pavilion, teased Tang Seng, and persuaded him to rest his troubles. "I know that when you went to a feast in the kingdom of women, you did not eat or drink. There are two plates of meat and vegetarian noodles here, depending on your use. ”

This monster heard that Tang Seng was coming, so he secretly investigated and observed in the daughter country early, and when the time came, he jumped out.

The monster split a vegetarian bun and handed it to Sanzang. Sanzang handed a meat bun to the female monster. The female monster smiled, "Brother Yu, why don't you split with me?" Sanzang clasped his palms together, "I am a monk, and I dare not break the meat." "This monster really has a lot of eyes, and he knows a lot about this ambiguous thing between men and women, and he led Tang Seng to the sorghum field with a pun. And it was revealed in these words that the monster had heard the conversation between Queen Xiliang and Tang Seng.

The female monster said, "Your monks don't dare to break the meat, why did the draft by the Zimu River go high the day before yesterday, and today it is delicious Deng Sha stuffing?" Sanzang said, "The water is high and the boat is in a hurry, and the sand is late." ”

Tang Seng began to be afraid that the monsters would eat him, so he spoke carefully. But as he spoke, he became ambiguous. The monster's words became even more provocative, but Tang Seng's words also meant something else, and he was still lamenting the helplessness of leaving his daughter king, and he didn't want to fall into this place again, talking in front of the ghost. To put it bluntly, it's like a woman who has affection for the man in front of her, and a man who has feelings for the woman next to her, and it's almost the same as telling each other's hearts together. But it is difficult to accurately express the fun in it, this feeling can only be understood but not spoken, otherwise it will lose the hazy and ambiguous realm of sincerity and falsehood.

The walker listened to the two words and climbed each other, I am afraid that the master will mess up his true nature, and he can't help but show his true appearance, and he will really destroy this matter.

The Great Sage and Bajie fought against this monster, and when the monster saw Bajie coming, he used another trick, exhaled, his nose was on fire, there was smoke in his mouth, he shook his body, and the three-strand fork flew to meet him. The strange said, "Sun Wukong, you don't know how to advance or retreat! I recognize you, but you don't recognize me." Your Buddha in the Leiyin Temple is still afraid of me, measure you two hairy people, get there! Come up, watch carefully one by one!"

This guy turned out to have spent a lot of time in Lingshan early on. This shows that the Lingtai Fangcun Mountain Xieyue Sanxing Cave mentioned in the first chapter of the book is actually Lingshan Leiyin Temple. When the monkey learned the art more than 500 years ago, this monster watched from the sidelines. However, this monster turned out to be a silent acquiescence in his own Buddha country for many times, hehe, Lao Wu, your pen is too ruthless.

And this monster is quite powerful, domineering, and not afraid of monkeys and pigs at all. The line is also a champion, and women don't let their eyebrows go.

When three fights are long, there is no winner or loser. The female monster turned her body vertically, used an inverted horse poison pile, and unconsciously smacked the scalp of the great sage. The walker shouted, "Bitter!" and he couldn't bear it, and he walked away in defeat. Seeing that things were not harmonious, Bajie dragged the palladium and retreated. The monster won, and took the steel fork.

The Bajie sand monk made fun of the monkey a few words, and the walker said, "I don't know what kind of weapon this woman used today, and she injured the old grandson!"

Sha Seng said, "You let go, wait for me to see." Don't break it!" The walker said, "Don't break it, don't break it!" Bajie said, "I'll go to Xiliang Kingdom to ask for a plaster for you to paste." The walker said, "It's not swollen or broken, how can you get a plaster?" Bajie smiled, "Brother, I have never been sick before and after childbirth, but you have a carbuncle in your head." Sha Seng said, "The second brother and Hugh teased. If it's late today, the eldest brother hurts his head, and the master doesn't know whether he is alive or dead, how can it be good!"

As time went by, Sha Seng unconsciously became a lot more kind to Monkey, Bajie, and of course, Tang Seng. After this Sha monk was demoted, he was actually full of distrust of others, and he took precautions.

The walker listened to the sand monk's concern for the master, and couldn't help but hum half-sourly, "The master is fine." The two of them spoke against each other, and I was afraid that the master would be chaotic, so he appeared in his original form. She also made the supernatural powers and the old grandson out of the hole. ”

The monkey knows that the master is now poisoned by lovesickness, and there is a banshee who can dispel his sorrows and enjoy it very much. When Sha Seng heard this, he bit his finger and said, "This didn't know where to come with us, and he knew all about the above matters!"

Hehe, when Sha Seng heard this, he couldn't help but bite his fingers. Obviously, this is a sneaky and unfortunate thing for dog men and women, and I grit my teeth with hatred. Surely Sha Seng didn't dare to complain about the Jade Emperor, and that high-level goddess immortal could only scold behind his back, so now it's time to refer to Sang and scold Huai.

Bajie said, "If you say this, we can't rest in peace? Don't care what is the middle of the night, and go to his door to fight, shouting and making trouble, disturbing him from sleeping, don't teach him to trick my master." ”

Although the old pig couldn't hear that Sha Seng had something else to say, he decided to harass him in the middle of the night. Why? It is even more confirmed that it was not Bajie who teased Chang'e at the beginning, but the Jade Emperor! And the old pig is a chivalrous master in his heart, so he decided to do the same at this time, and continue to destroy the good things of the monsters.

The walker said, "I have a headache, I can't go!"

Sha Seng said, "There is no need to fight. One is a senior brother's headache, and the other is that my master is a true monk, and he will never be empty and sexual. And just under the hillside, in the windy place, sit all night, nourish your spirit, and wait until dawn to take care of it. When Sha Seng heard this, he was shocked, this kind of thing can't be done. The lessons of the past are unforgettable, and you men and women can do whatever they want, and you can't mix them, so you resolutely use excuses to oppose it.

When the two of them heard it, it also made sense, it was the perfect time to test Tang Seng. So the three brothers, tied up the white horse, guarded their bags, and rested at the bottom of the slope.

When Sha Seng speaks, we must double our attention and imagination to figure out some mysteries.

But he said that the female monster let go of her fierce heart, reorganized her joyful color, and invited Tang Yudi to come and be happy with him. The female monster made a very coquettish attitude, and said with Tang Seng, "As the saying goes, gold is not expensive, and peace is worth a lot." Let's be a husband and wife with you, and play tricks. ”

The elder gritted his teeth, and his voice was not clear. I wanted to stay and was afraid that he would kill him, so I had to tremble and follow him into the incense room, but he was dumbfounded. The rain and clouds that the female monster said were also indifferent.

Tang Seng thought about the Queen of Xiliang, but he couldn't get it again, but he was ambiguous with this monster, it was still okay, just make Hangzhou Bianzhou.

Tang Seng now obviously knows what the daughter country is and what the essence of this monster is. Of course, I was afraid, but I finally endured it.

Applause to Tang Seng!

Of course, it must be good, otherwise this book will not go on.

The female monster said, "Why don't I sleep with my pillow?" Tang Seng said, "How can I accompany me with my head and clothes!" That said, "I would like to be the former to Liu Cuicui." This way, "The poor monk is not Yuejali. The woman said, "I'm as beautiful as Xi Shi." Tang Seng said, "My king Yue has buried his body for a long time because of this." The female monster said, "Brother Yu, do you remember that Ning Jiaohua died, and he was also a ghost and a merry?" Tang Seng said, "My true yang is the supreme treasure, how can I be willing to take you lightly with this pink skeleton." ”

Sure enough, although he is in Cao Ying's heart and in Han, he can also climb with words.

The two of them were talking nonsense, and they fought even deeper, and Elder Tang didn't move at all. The female monster didn't let go, but this master just refused to let go.

This is natural, since Tang Seng knows that you are that kind of monster, how can he agree to that?

The monster was annoyed, tied up Tang Seng, and slept separately.

Alas, if the scorpion essence is not Liu Cuicui, then the holy monk will become the moon and the moon!

At the foot of the hillside, Sun Dasheng bowed and said, "I have a headache for a while, and now it doesn't hurt or numb, but it's a little itchy." Bajie smiled, "Itch and teach him to do it again, what?" The walker spat and said, "Release, release, release!" Bajie smiled again, "Release, release, release!" My master has fallen waves this night, waves, waves!" Sha Seng said, "And Mo Doukou, it's dawn, hurry up and catch monsters early." ”

These two people have been sleepless all night, and they are all thinking and guessing. But the three of them are okay in nature, and they can't avoid their daughter country, and including Tang Seng, they are all righteous gentlemen.

When the walker and Zhu Bajie returned, the nerd's eyes were shining, so he shook his spirits, tied a bunch of soap brocade, and accompanied the traveler. The traveler went first to inquire. If Tang Seng is what to do, he will break up, and if he withstands the test, he will save the teacher to the west.

The monkey understands that this is a test given by Buddhism, so let's fulfill it. Bajie said, "You are so dumb and dumb! As the saying goes, dried fish is better than a pillow with a cat? ”

Wukong saw Tang Seng and said, "How about a good thing at night?" Sanzang gritted his teeth and said, "I'd rather die than do this!" The walker said, "Yesterday I saw that he had the intention of sympathy and love, but why did he frustrate you like this today?" Sanzang said, "He entangled me in the middle of the night, I couldn't untie my clothes, and my body didn't touch the bed." When he saw that I would not obey, he bound me here. You must save me from the scriptures!"

The goblin woke up and shouted loudly, "A good husband and wife don't do it, but what scriptures do you take!"

The walker panicked, abandoned the master, and ran away.

One of the reasons is that the goblins have a point, and more importantly, the scorpion spirit is a man's nemesis.

Bajie heard what Wukong said, and said with a smile, "Okay, good, good! It's still a real monk!, let's save him!" Since then, Bajie has been more attentive to his master, which can also show that Lao Zhu is a real man and a good man, at least when Marshal Tian Peng was marshal, and he is by no means a womanizer.

The good goblin came out, holding up the three-strand fork and scolded, "Splash monkey! Wild Monkey! Boss is ignorant! How dare you break my door!"

Bajie scolded, "Abuse of ** goods! You trapped my master, dare to speak hard! My master is your coax to be a husband in the future, quickly send it out and spare you! Dare to say half a word again, the old pig will eat palladium, and even the mountains will build you!" Here it can be seen that Bajie is sincerely disgusted with bad women.

The goblin spewed smoke and fire in his nose and mouth, and stabbed Bajie with a steel fork. This monster will also be like a red child, but I can't figure out if there is a mystery in it. However, this monster will definitely not have three flavors of real fire.

The monster made magic again, and put Bajie's lips on the lips again. The nerd dragged the palladium, insulted his mouth, and escaped in pain. The walker was also a little jealous of him, lost a stick, and left in defeat. The goblin returned victorious.

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw that these goods were out of line, so he appeared in the image of a fish basket. "This elf is very good, and his three-strand fork is the two pincers that are generated. The one who suffers pain is a hook on the tail, which is called inverted horse poison. It's a scorpion spirit. The former listened to the Buddha's sutras in Leiyin Temple, and if he came to see him, he didn't want to push him with his hand, so he turned the hook and put the thumb on his left hand. If you want to save Tang Seng, in addition to not suing one party, I can't get close to him. The Guangming Palace in the East Heavenly Gate begged the Pleiades Star Officer to surrender. "With that, go back to the South China Sea.

Lao Wu's pen is damaged, Guanyin, what are you looking for now, and you are even wearing revealing clothes? I know a lot about the goblins, but his words are vague, and he ran away immediately after speaking, lest he be provoked.

Sun Dasheng said to the Bajie Sha monk, "Brother, don't worry, the Bodhisattva instructed me to tell the Pleiades Star Officer, Lao Sun to come." Bajie snorted, "Brother, just ask the star official for some pain-relieving bait!" The walker smiled, "No need for medicine, just like yesterday's pain overnight." ”

Well, this is what Li Shizhen told Lao Wu that generally scorpion stings people are poisoned, as long as they are not very old, weak, sick and young, they will be fine, no need to use medicine, they will heal themselves in a day or two, and only suffer some pain.

Sha Seng said, "Don't bother talking, just go early." Monk Sha hated this vicious woman to death, so he urged the monkey.

Good walkers, hurriedly drove the somersault cloud, and had to go outside the East Heaven Gate in a moment. Suddenly, I saw the Growth Heavenly King saluting in front of him, "Where is the Great Sage going?"

This growth king has arranged from the South Heavenly Gate to the East Heavenly Gate.,After all, it's a novel.,It's just a map.。 The traveler learned from the mouths of the four generalissimos of Tao Zhangxin and Deng that the star official had gone to the stargazing platform to patrol this morning at the behest of the Jade Emperor.

The walker went to the head of the Guangming Palace, but there was no one, so he left again, only to see a line of soldiers lined up in the wall compartment, and the star officer came behind. The star official was still wearing a royal robe, dressed in gold threads.

The practitioner said, "Guanyin Bodhisattva is only manifested in a suitable way, saying that it is a scorpion essence, and only Mr. Teju can be cured, so please come." Xingguan said, "I wanted to return to the Jade Emperor, but the great sage of Nai came to this point, and I felt the Bodhisattva's recommendation, I am afraid that I would miss the matter, the little god did not dare to ask for tea, and I went to the goblin with you, but I went back to the decree." ”

I don't understand this paragraph, Lao Wu must have a deep meaning. Caesar reluctantly speculated, but there were also contradictions that were difficult to satisfactorily say, Angri Xingguan This is a reflection of Princess Gu'an, the daughter of Ming Dynasty Zong, and the niece of Ming Yingzong. was not killed by Ming Yingzong, so this Angri Xingguan dared to cut first and then follow the monkey.

Xingguan pressed the cloud head, touched Bajie's lips with his hand, and blew on it, and it didn't hurt. The nerd bowed down happily and said, "Wonderful, wonderful!" The walker laughed, "The annoying star officer also touched my head." Xingguan said, "You haven't been poisoned, what are you touching him?" The walker said, "I also suffered yesterday, but after the night, it didn't hurt, and now it's still a little itchy, I'm afraid that the sky will be cloudy, and it will be annoying." Xingguan Zhen also touched his head, blew on it, and the residual poison was relieved, and he was not numb or itchy.

It's very puzzling, and I can only speculate that Princess Gu'an may still know medical skills?

But we should pay attention to the fact that this Angri Xingguan served at the East Heavenly Gate of the Heavenly Court, while his mother, Vilamba, was a Bodhisattva of the Buddhist family who practiced in the Thousand Flowers Cave of Ziyun Mountain in Xizhou. The son was an official of the heavenly court and subdued the scorpion of the Buddhist family, and the mother was a half-small official of the Buddhist family, and she was still a reclusive and a little weird, but she subdued a demon. In fact, it is said that Angri Xingguan was also able to subdue the centipede demon Dao later, but in the book, his mother was asked to come forward, and the golden needle made from the eyes of Angri Xingguan was used, because Princess Gu'an had royal blood.

Vi Lan Po reflects the Ming Dynasty Sect of Zhenhui Jing Empress Wang, who is not afraid of Ming Yingzong, but in the future, he will practice at home, practice Buddha and recite the sutra to spend this remnant life, this is what Li Shan's mother said later, that Bodhisattva is a bit of a strange person.

Bajie was ruthless and the walker went to challenge again, after the monster chased, I saw that the star official stood on the hillside, showing his true appearance, it turned out to be a big rooster with a double crown, raised his head, about six or seven feet high, and screamed at the goblin, and the monster immediately appeared its true image, which was a scorpion spirit the size of a pipa. The star officer screamed again, and the monster was soft and died in front of the slope. This death should mean dizzy.

Well, this, this is too simple, although the rooster is the natural enemy of the scorpion, it also has a bit of an abrupt taste, and I can only reluctantly say that one thing drops one thing.

But Lao Wu is reflected, because Princess Gu'an, the star official of Angri, is a noble and chaste woman, and she can naturally deter the scorpion spirit-demon and amorous woman.

Bajie stepped forward, nailed palladium, and pounded a mess of rotten sauce. The old pig doesn't want this monster to harm people anymore, so he wants to get rid of it completely, but that scorpion spirit is actually still a little pitiful.

The walker and the Bajie sand monk thanked each other, went into the cave to rescue Tang Seng out, ate another meal, and drove the women who took the future down the mountain and showed them the way home. Set fire to the hole, ask Tang Seng to get on the horse, and look for the road to the west.

Comrade Wu has shown a lot of mercy to ordinary women, and we should all follow suit.

Exactly, cut off the edge of the dust and detach the hue, and push the Jinhai enlightenment Zen heart. It's easy to say, but it's hard to do, although it is a special situation now, Tang Seng has experienced the successive teasing of his daughter king and the scorpion spirit, and he can still restrain it, which is quite remarkable. Later, Tang Seng's Zen heart obviously improved a lot, so that he could face the tricks of many female monsters behind him more firmly.

After all, I don't know how many years it will come true, please listen to the nonsense next time.