Chapter 34 Get out of here! Lao Tzu doesn't like women
"I'm so glad to meet you, strong men, I know you're 'good' at a glance!" A scantily dressed, rather attractive young fox woman walked up to them, leaned against the wooden pillar next to Dongfang Chang in a very sultry posture, and said coquettishly.
It sounds like she's talking to a group of people in Uspigu, but her eyes are staring at the only human man, Dongfang Chang, with a teasing look, and it seems that even orc women don't like to 'snap' with a guy with a beast head
"Go away, you are not needed here. Before anyone else could speak, the cat clan scout Xiao Meow was the first to scold, and at the same time stared sharply at the eyes of the fox prostitute (the following harmony characters are all 'remember girls'), and Xiao Yan next to her also glared at her dissatisfied.
It seems that this kind of encounter is commonplace, and the fox prostitute was not deterred by the scolding of Xiao Yan and the two daughters, but leaned half of her body on Dongfang Chang's arm as if she were weak and boneless.
"Look at your companion, it's really fierce!" the fox prostitute looked at Dongfang Chang with her eyes hooked.
"Get out of here! Lao Tzu doesn't like women with small breasts!" Dongfang Chang looked at the flat chest of the fox prostitute with an expressionless face.
"Hee-hee-hee. Xiao Yan couldn't help laughing when she heard Dongfang Chang's answer.
The prostitute of the fox clan turned her head and left, but several women with big breasts heard Dongfang Chang's voice and surrounded her.
Seeing this, Dongfang Chang frowned, waved his hand forward, and shouted. "Why don't you get out of Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu doesn't like women!"
One sentence was like stirring up a thousand waves, everyone looked at Dongfang Chang with some horror, Wu Sipigu and Bo Qi immediately wiped their hands and looked away from Dongfang Chang, and several prostitutes shook their heads and said regretfully: "Such a strong man is actually a faggot!"
Realizing that there was something wrong with what he said, Dongfang Chang was full of black lines.
"Lao Tzu just doesn't like vulgar women. "Hehe, I understand, we understand Brother Dongfang!" Although Uspigu said this, he still looked guarded, and his hands were covering his buttocks, and that expression gave Dongfang Chang to see that he thought that Uspigu had been blown up by someone before, and it was still the feeling that there was already a shadow.
Although Dongfang Chang was very helpless, a few people still walked to the bar, the person in charge of the mercenary union was a fat dwarf who looked to be about fifty years old, with a slight bow on his head, and a shiny face.
"You are several powerful warriors, is there anything I can do for you!" the short and fat dwarf immediately flattered Dongfang Chang when he saw a few people coming.
"Well, we've completed the mission of chasing the Golem, here's what is on the corpse of the Golem, look at it!" Uspigu stepped forward and pulled out some parts from the Golem's body. This kind of pursuit mission mercenary union does not accept the things on the corpse, and can take it away directly if they show the evidence.
"You guys are amazing, many nearby villages have been persecuted by this demon recently, so they jointly issued this mission. Here's a hundred thousand federal coins for you to point. Uspigu counted some money, and after confirming that it was correct, the group prepared to leave the mercenary union.
"Bang" Suddenly a crisp sound came, "Bastard, Lao Tzu's wallet is lost! Is the stinky beggar you stole Lao Tzu's wallet!" At this time, a huge and fat man in the corner of the hall, with thick eyebrows, and few hairs on his head, roared, and the crisp sound was the sound of the evil man slapping the beggar in the face.
With the roar of the evil man, dozens of people in the hall and his gang began to surround the beggar in tattered clothes, the little beggar was very thin, only from the appearance of the orc of the cat people, but because of the black mud on his face, he could not tell that it was a man or a woman.
Seeing that the weak cat people would inevitably be beaten, Uspigu, who was about to leave, suddenly shouted: "How many of you are looking for death, dare to bully the orcs in front of a few of us?"
"Yo-he, old boy, do you want to make a bird?" said the leading wicked man, making an extremely unpleasant sound with his foul-smelling mouth.
"I said forget it, you see this cat man beggar can't hide your wallet at all, you may have stolen it somewhere else!" Uspigu, who had already reached the door, turned around and came back, but he didn't expect his words to inspire the evil man.
"Well, Lao Tzu said that he stole it, and he stole it, and I think maybe you are also in the same league as this stinky beggar, and all the money he stole is on you, otherwise why would you have nothing to do to stop me from beating him?" The wicked man's strong arguments immediately drew the heys of his men, who nodded their heads eagerly in agreement, flattering the wicked man's wisdom and shouting meaninglessly at Uspigus, in order to show their loyalty to him.
"I don't think you can take off your clothes and let me see it, I think my wallet must be hidden on one of you. "The wicked man is full of ugly meat, and his face shows a cheap and obscene smile. He spat and spewed out a foul-smelling liquid with every word he spoke, and then said as if he couldn't get enough of it: "Especially since there are so many places where you can hide money on your cat woman, maybe your place has been stuffed!" From time to time, disgusting words came out of the mouth of the wicked man.
"Bastard, see that I don't break your legs and tear your mouth!" Catwoman Meow naturally scolded angrily, pulled out her dagger and rushed forward.
But this evil man doesn't seem to be easy to mess with, I saw the evil man dodge and suddenly flashed a white light, and then grabbed the wrist of Xiao Meow holding the dagger, and threw the thin little meow aside with a big hand, but the evil man just left the little meow, and the next moment he found himself flying into the air, fluttering over the heads of a group of subordinates, and smashed to the ground on a row of chairs in an exclamation.
It was Uspigu's iron fist, and the tremendous force of Uspigu's arm strength combined with the weight of the villain's own man completely smashed the row of chairs to pieces, and the shards of a few pieces of wood and some wine bottles pierced into his fat, and he rolled on the ground like a big ball of meat, and let out a pig-killing sound, hitting more chairs.
When a group of villains' men saw that their boss had been beaten, some of the guys with wooden sticks, steel knives and axes immediately pounced, while some of the unarmed ones immediately picked up chairs, planks, table legs and other things on the spot.
Seeing this, Uspigu rushed directly into the crowd and swung his right fist, a big fist as hard as a rock and slammed into the waist of a little brother with a knife. I saw the little brother hunched over and flew out as if he had been struck by a bull, and fell to the ground with a row of people behind him, foaming at the mouth and fainting.
After a while, several of the Orc brothers of Uspigu, including the pigman Boqi, the lion and the werewolf, joined the warband, and a scuffle began.
Battles erupted in every part of the mercenary guilds. Some of the good deeds who were still on the side also joined the melee, they didn't distinguish between friend and foe at all, and whoever didn't like it was a punch or a stick, and after a while, there were more and more people in the scuffle, and they copied what they could get at hand and greeted each other like each other, as for how effective the hot-headed people did they care so much.