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How could this be the Huaguo Mountain Water Curtain Cave? Could it be the Water Curtain Cave in the soul world? Amu didn't care about any of this, because he didn't care at all. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"But I still have a question," Amu said, "what am I looking for you for?"

The voice laughed out loud, for he heard a good joke, and then he said, "That's an interesting question, and you don't believe it: you're looking for me to die!"

Amu sneered: "There can be many kinds of death, I don't have to die at your hands! Besides, I'm quite happy, and I don't have the idea of dying...... I wonder if you want to die when you say something like this?"

The holy monkey said: "I'll let you die too, for the sake of your head injury: because you want to be a holy monkey rider, so I found my stick R stick (which is too easy to misunderstand), activated it, and then I pulled you to the soul zone, and I should have suffered a lot of injuries to my head before I found it, so I forgot that if you want to become a holy monkey rider, you must defeat me!

"I see~~" Amu said, "A bastard like you, ho ho, I have long wanted to teach you a lesson!"

The holy monkey said: "Pay attention to the tone of your voice, have you forgotten that you are just a fish on the board now!"

"I can't imagine that the legendary holy monkey is nothing more than a despicable villain...... It's just a little monkey—" Amu sneered, "or would you set a trap like this, do you think that would defeat me?"

The holy monkey said angrily: "Didn't I warn you?! You didn't have the brains to sit down, stupid orangutan!"

Amu said angrily: "Ho Ho, if you don't put a curse on this chair, where will I get such a result, you vicious monkey!"

The holy monkey said angrily: "This is my place, this is my chair, I can do whatever I want! Besides, who is rude to trespass on my house and stick their butts on my throne one by one!"

It seems that a monkey and an orangutan, a scolding war has begun!

Moving the mouth is the fuse of the hands, if they all spit each other's saliva on each other's faces. Then, a puff of black smoke, and then gradually the outline of a monkey appeared, and then the head, limbs, facial features, and so on began to be carefully described, which was like an ink painting of a character, just a few strokes of genius to draw the legendary holy monkey! On top of that, he was dressed in a peculiar way: a turban on his headband, a few earrings in his big ears, a belt in between, and a slingshot and cloth bag stuck in his belt to the left and right! A holy monkey is a holy monkey, or a monkey like this one above ten thousand monkeys, as it should be.

Amu laughed when he saw it, and tears fell out: "Ho, I thought the legendary holy monkey was such a powerful character, but it turned out to be just a dwarf monkey...... Not even a dwarf!"

It's true, the holy monkey doesn't look much bigger than an adult rabbit, and it's definitely not a problem to hold him in your hands!

The holy monkey pulls up the slingshot, launches, and directly bukkakes Amu!!

What is the "egg" of this slingshot, it hits Amu in the face like mud, and there is a strange smell, this smell immediately stuns Amu! It has an immediate effect, and it is even more violent than the red-crowned crane! What is this, is Amu dead?!

Amu woke up again, and then howled, because he was woken up by urine, because the holy monkey was "shhhhh

Shike can not be humiliated, Amu was humiliated twice like this!

It's a pity that he was still in the chair, or he would have rushed over!

The holy monkey smiled: "I will give you a fair chance, a fair duel, because you are here for this, and I brought here for this, isn't it?"

Amu sneered: "It turns out that you don't want to bear the name of 'despicable', ho, it's good that after I beat you all over the ground and go out, I will definitely tell everyone about your 'good deeds'." ”

The holy monkey also smiled: "It's a pity, it's a pity, you really can't get out this time, because many people who say this to me have a very serious end—"

Amu said: "Don't talk nonsense, I can't wait to beat you up!"

The holy monkey said: "That's what I mean—"

The holy monkey took out another ball from the cloth bag and pulled up the slingshot - "Ho ho, you're making a bad move again!! Amu was really angry this time, because he didn't want to be insulted a third time!

The holy monkey didn't care, and drew the bow like a full moon - the egg was hit, and this time it might be quite uncomfortable!

With a "snap", it's bukkake again, and it's all over the face!

This time the egg hurt quite a bit, but this time the "egg" is not so smelly, but has a very fragrant smell, it should be a certain kind of floral fragrance, what kind of drug will this be?

The holy monkey said: "Don't worry, this won't make you faint, and the most important thing is that it can untie the chair and tie you!"

Amu stood up, and sure enough, he stood up easily, and jumped up proudly, like a child who had received candy.

Then Amu began to hide his joy, and his face became gloomy: "You won't have any poison that I don't know about!"

The holy monkey said: "I said that I would give you - no, it is to give us a chance to fight a fair duel!"

Amu clenched his fists and said, "Okay, let's fight!"

"Don't worry~~" The holy monkey smiled, "Didn't I say give us a fair chance?

Amu said: "What do you want to do?"

The holy monkey said, "I want to have a cup of tea—"

"It's that simple?" said Amu, "Does this cup of tea have any special function?"

The holy monkey said: "It doesn't have any function, it just makes my mood a little better." ”

"No—" Amu said.

The holy monkey said: "You are too unkind......"

"Unless you give me a drink too!" Amu added.

Two such enemies can sit down quietly and enjoy the fun of tea, which is quite rare, just ask how many pairs of such enemies can there be in the world?

The holy monkey took a sip of tea, sighed by the way, and then said, "How about this tea?"

"To tell you the truth, I don't touch tea at all, I'm just thirsty. Amu said, "If you come with a tea snack, it will be even better." ”

The holy monkey said: "Of course, there are also snacks. ”

Once you've had enough to eat, it's time to move.

"To be fair," said the holy monkey, "can I use a slingshot?"

"Of course!" said Amu, "can I use a stick?"

"Of course!"

The two of them actually became polite, what is the situation? Although the opponent should also be respected, but this is too humble, is this duel a different taste.

A battle like this should be beautiful without rules!

Amu said: "Then you're welcome!"

The holy monkey said: "Then I will beat you like a piece of!"

Amu smiled: "Ho Ho, then I'll beat you like a dead fly on a piece of!"

A big battle has begun!

Amu galloped, jumped up, swung his stick, and was about to "split the hard walnut" - this trick may not be able to break the "hard walnut", but it made a big crack in the ground!!

Obviously, when Amu hadn't beaten this trick yet, he was surprised to know that this stick had failed, because a flash of black smoke had already run behind him, and then there was a whirring, which was the sound of the wind but was caused by a fist!

With a "snap", Amu was already stuck in the dirt, caught in the crack he had opened!

Then, he felt the holy monkey stepping on his back!

The legendary holy monkey is really not easy to mess with, otherwise he would not have challenged Sun Wukong's authority!

The holy monkey was not in a hurry to attack, because he still enjoyed the feeling of stepping on the back of others.

But Amu didn't enjoy the feeling of being insulted, so he waved his stick behind his back and drove it away like a fly, and then found no trace of the holy monkey in all directions - the holy monkey was above the sky, just above Amu's head, and the slingshot was already full!

Obviously, Amu was hit again, and it was bukkake again, because Amu looked up at it last - this time the "egg" did not make Amu faint, and there was no special floral fragrance, but this time it made his face extremely itchy, and he could only scratch it with his hands!

The holy monkey smiled: "This time, you look like a monkey, hehe~~ Right, my compatriot-"

"You despicable monkey!" Amu burst into a rage and said angrily, "Ho, you and grandmothers, if there is a kind of you don't use such a despicable way!"

"Hehe~~" The holy monkey smiled, "I asked your consent before, didn't I?

"Your grandmother's ......" Amu wanted to scold, but he didn't know what to scold, and he was at a loss!

The holy monkey said: "Well, if you think it's unfair, I can do without it, and I can still beat you to the ground." ”

Then, he threw both the slingshot and the cloth bag on the ground.

Amu felt that he also had a little bit of a show of talent, so he threw away the wooden stick as well, and said, "I don't need a stick, Ho Ho, I can beat you all over the ground to find your teeth!"