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When Tao Xiaozhi woke up again, he saw the top of the tent in the harsh sunlight, and he smiled.

It was true that the fire unicorn was a dream, and he was sure that the fangs belonged to the fire unicorn! He had a strong feeling about this: this dream was not an accident, no one would dream of something they had never seen or even thought about! It was not so much caused by the fangs at this time as it was the dream of the fire unicorn! No matter what its purpose was (whether it wanted to kill him, regain the fangs, etc.), there was an important motive: it was eager to see him! If not, why would it harass him in his spiritual world for the past twelve years?

And what about the girl last night? Was it a dream? He had a headache at the thought of it (he had a splitting headache when he woke up, and now it hurts even more): Why does this beautiful affair keep bumping into me? I hope it's just a dream, otherwise he doesn't know how much trouble he got into when he woke up!

He smiled: Of course, it was a dream, and it was not even more real than the Fire Qilin—this kind of thing would never happen to him! He was not a Fire Qilin, nor was he a Fire Man (he had also listened to many details of the Battle of the Dashing Forest, and knew that there was a person in the Xue * Dao camp who was on fire all over his body, and he was a stranger)! He didn't even lose his temper very much, so how could he be on fire?! If you want to make up a collection of lies and jokes, then you should really include this one!

Thinking about this, he couldn't help but laugh again.

But the headache was even worse, the thirst was unbearable, and what he needed was a glass of water, which was the most urgent problem for every drunk person to solve when he woke up.

There was a table next to the bed (which was just a carpet on the floor) with a cup of fresh goat's milk and some buns on it—probably for him!

The owner of this tent is quite enthusiastic, he thought, even the breakfast is ready for me, I have to thank him (her) later!

Milk is a good hangover cure, this owner is really thoughtful!

As soon as he picked up the cup, he found a note underneath, which read: The old man is not in Fat Sheep Mountain, he was injured half a month ago, and now he is recuperating in Waterfall Villa.

Another: I'm sorry about what happened last night, I drank too much, and who told me to meet a fool who didn't want a woman to come to the door? Just kidding, but we'd better not meet again, as if nothing had happened. Goodbye, fool!

It turned out that last night's incident was true, and she didn't lie to him!

He hadn't done anything to be sorry for her, but at this moment he wanted to find a rat hole to get into! Why did he feel this way, even he didn't know!

But there was one question, and that was why he was still in the tent? He remembered that he had gone out, and he had walked a long way。。。。。。。。。 Did she send him back when he got drunk? Or did he not go out at all?

His temples seemed to crack!

If you can't figure it out, don't think about it!

That being said, his head did hurt like a crack, and it was normal for such troublesome thoughts to fall out of the crack!

He drank the goat's milk in one gulp, just like he drank - if he had wine now, he would really want to get drunk again!

Of course, this is just a joke, he can't get drunk, and there are still many things that he needs to solve.

Then, he found out that he was wearing only one short!

Did anything really happen last night? Not necessarily, maybe it was just that he vomited all over his body last night and had his clothes taken off, which happened from time to time, and the shepherd's sheepskin shirt beside the bed corroborated this argument.

That doesn't say anything enough, but the warmth and thoughtfulness of the hosts is there for all to see!

Tao Xiaozhi put on his clothes as quickly as he could, and then walked out in the sun. As soon as they went out, they were seen by some shepherdess, who were stirring the goat's milk, and then they discussed it one after another, pointing and giggling, and it was evident that a man came out of a woman's tent early in the morning, and that was enough for them to talk for half an hour! There were many things they should know, whether they were gossiping or not, whether they were true or not, there were little reports of them everywhere. If you want to find out something, it's best to ask them.

And he happened to have something to ask them.

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, has the old man come to Fat Sheep Mountain?"

"He's got a problem with his brain," a fat woman smiled at her head, "I've probably forgotten the way here~~~"

This didn't surprise him much.

"How come?" Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile, "Even if he doesn't remember Fat Sheep Mountain, he will remember that there are a group of beautiful girls like you on Fat Sheep Mountain~~~~"

These women were amused and squeaked and laughed, their chests trembled, and Tao Xiaozhi would not be surprised if they accidentally fell out.

Needless to say, he did have a knack for coaxing women, and soon they were leaving the diaphragm behind and squeaking and chattering.

When they had said enough, he added, "Is Waterfall Villa far from here?"

"Not far. It was the fat woman who preemptively said, "After this fat sheep mountain, you will be there after two more hills!" and she pointed a few times, so that his gaze fell on the highest mountain in the distance—"right there!"

Then the women began to discuss it on their own—when several women (especially those approaching menopause) come together, there is always something to say, and there is never a fixed topic! This is very different from men, who talk a lot when they are always the same after drinking—women!

He was just about to leave, when a terrible thought flashed through him—and then he said, "Last night, I heard a commotion of people, and the sky was clear, did it burn somewhere?"

"Right at the foot of the mountain, that handful of birds burned down in the forest!" Then they raised their voices again and discussed the cause of the fire, and when the topic was over, they found that Tao Xiaozhi had gone somewhere.

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The little forest had been burned, and the ground was wet with black ash, leaving countless footprints, apparently left by the shepherds who put out the fire, but the water they spilled was not rewarded, but in vain!

That's not a dream, his inner voice is shouting, you're the one who will be on fire!

He paced around the scene of the fire, searching the memory bank for the traces left here last night, and not finding them made his head hurt even more - he had drunk so much last night that he couldn't make do with even a few memory fragments!

Where did this fire come from? Why didn't he burn him to death unscathed? Did the fire of the forest burn him or did he burn the woods。。。。。。。。 A whole bunch of questions, weaving between his temples, the pain was worse than an awl getting into it!

After some fruitless consideration, he decided to return to his previous tent.

At this time, there were already people in the tent: a young girl, about eighteen or twenty, even beautiful, plump, with a pair of big eyes that seemed to have cried, and her beautiful face had an indescribable charming temperament!

She looked at Tao Xiaozhi in amazement, then smiled at him, her face flushing a little. She was sorting out her clothes.

Tao Xiaozhi saw that she also had a signature smile on her face, and said thoughtlessly: "Today's weather is not bad~~~"

"Yes。。。。。。。 She stood up at a loss, "I'm going back, and the owner of the medicine man's tent found me running in。。。。。。 You think I'm here to steal。。。。。。。。。 ”

He stood at the door, didn't let him pass, and smiled, "You're the master here, aren't you?"

"How so。。。。。。。。 The girl smiled and said, "I just came here to borrow a needle and thread。。。。。。。。。 She held a few clothes in her hand, and quickly pulled out her right hand, dangling the needle and thread in front of Tao Xiaozhi's eyes, as if she was afraid that he would not be able to see clearly!

Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and smiled bitterly: "Then why are you holding my clothes in your hands。。。。。。。。 ”

The girl's face was red and blue, glaring at him, pouting, as if some kind of power was condensing!

Tao Xiaozhi smiled again: "What's your name?"

"Tell you a head!" she threw her clothes at him, trying to knock him out, but his bottom was very stable!

"Let me go, you bastard!" she thumped him on the chest a few times, and both took the fangs and consciously retracted them.

Tao Xiaozhi smiled evilly: "You can't go, we still have unfinished business。。。。。。 ”

"What do you want to do?!" she took a few steps back and said, "If you dare to come here, I'm going to call!"

Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Last night, you 'came', and now I'm 'going', it's normal to exchange gifts~~~"

"You pervert, if you dare to laugh again, I'll gouge out your eyes!" she looked angry, "angry" seemed to be the kind of flirting of lovers, but they didn't seem to know each other yet!

"Last night, I really almost gave it to a big pervert。。。。。。。 And she's a mother!" he disguised himself as a wolf, his teeth and claws sticking out his tongue.

The girl's face turned redder, not because of embarrassment or shyness, but because she couldn't hold back her laughter, which was obviously not successful.

"That's because I drank too much last night。。。。。。。。 She stomped her foot and said angrily, "It's all your fault!"

"My fault?" Tao Xiaozhi was stunned.

"If you hadn't run into my tent, how would I have 。。。。。。。。 "She was so anxious that she was about to cry!

"My fault, my fault。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi slapped himself a few times and smiled, "I also drank a lot。。。。。。。。。。。 ”

She pouted, crossed her waist and said, "You dog thing is still bad enough - what are the intentions of running to the girl's tent in the middle of the night?"

"That's because of a drunken relationship。。。。。。。。 When you see a road, you walk, when you see a tent, you go in, when you see a bed, when you see someone。。。。。。 Let's go。。。。。。 Who knew it was a young lady's boudoir。。。。。。。。。 ”

"Alright, alright, last night's affair is over!" the shepherd's daughter, apparently inheriting the bold style, waved her hand, "tell me, what are you looking for me for?"

"I just want to ask something—"

"What's the matter?"

"About last night。。。。。。。 ”

"Are you annoying。。。。。。。 She was visibly angry, and her face became very ugly.

"I'm talking about something else。。。。。。。 Tao Xiaozhi's face also became serious, "Didn't I sleep here。。。。。。。。。?" ”

Her expression also became grim, and she said, "You walked out, drunk, and I carried you back。。。。。。。。。 ”

"Where did I fall?"

"It's not far from the fire!" she said, "and at that time, after you rejected me。。。。。。。。 I followed you all the time, and then I saw 。。。。。。。。 ”

"What do you see?" Tao Xiaozhi's heart suddenly rose to his throat.

"I see it。。。。。。。 She tried to think, "I saw you vomit and vomit, and some of you untied your hands on the spot。。。。。。。 Then he fell headlong in that little forest。。。。。。。。。 ”

"And then?" he chased after her, and was aggressive, which frightened her.

She licked her chapped lips and grunted with her head down, "Then, I'll be gone。。。。。。。。 ”

"What?!" he almost growled, his face not unsightly.

"I knew it wasn't right。。。。。。 But I was really mad at you。。。。。。 I really can't feed you to the wolves。。。。。。。。 "She almost burst into tears, like a child who had done something wrong.

"That's not what I meant。。。。。。。 "I mean, don't you see how the forest burns?" he explained.

"Nope. She stabilized her emotions and said, "When I found out that the forest was on fire, I went to look for you, and you were far away from the woods, and then I brought you back。。。。。。。 ”

Tao Xiaozhi fell into deep thought, and said after a while: "Have you noticed that I have 。。。。。。。 What's wrong?"

"Yes," she said, biting her lip, "you were so drunk, your body temperature was unusually high, you looked like you had a fever, your hair was smoking, and you smelled of burning kerosene in addition to the smell of alcohol。。。。。。。。。 I guess it was an escape from the woods, but there was not a single burn on it。。。。。。。。 ”

"What else?"

"And - it!" she said, pointing to the fang, her face changing, "it turned red。。。。。。 Like red-hot iron!"

Although Tao Xiaozhi has not yet come from where the love fire came from, he still has an understanding of the whole thing, although these broken plots are very absurd together, but they have not yet reached the point where people can't believe it - since he came to this world, no matter how absurd things are, he can believe them! Any concept that was deeply rooted in the past can be discarded!

She bit her lower lip and said, "What kind of fangs is it?"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "You tell me your name, and I will tell you!"

She also smiled: "Even if you don't ask me, I'll tell you!"

"Why?"

"Because I like it for Kukatsuo!"

"Jiu Shengnan?" Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin, wanting to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, "-This is indeed a good name!"

"Of course!"

"How about we have a drink sometime?"

"Forget it!" said Kukatsu with a smile, "I'm afraid that some big pervert will creep into my bed!"

"Isn't this just what you're pregnant?"

The two laughed!