Happy Holidays (4)
brake
In the mountains of the Wujiang River Basin, there are many coal resources.
Farmers along a highway between a coal mine and a freight terminal mostly use coal as fuel. However, at that time, there were only state-owned coal mines, and the source of coal for farmers was mostly bought from passing truck drivers, or exchanged for food and other means.
In order to be more secure, some drivers, after the coal is less than a few hundred catties, add water to the coal, and when the weight is over, it is not bad.
At that time, the material life was still very poor, and exchanging food and other things for coal was also a "loss", so some people, of course, only a very few, came up with a clever plan: let their daughters, or young daughters-in-law, get coal for free and often take hitchhiking.
There used to be a less accurate local saying, called "ten drivers and nine prostitutes", ——- now that I think about it, it is not all to blame on the driver, the cars at that time were really too pitiful. Driving a Jiefang brand, that frame, is equivalent to or even more than driving a luxury RV today.
In other words, there is a family whose daughter is Peugeot, and the success rate of "borrowing coal" is naturally higher. However, all the drivers gave coal for nothing, made some verbal sacrifices, and did not get a "substantial return", because the daughter's mother looked at her daughter very strictly, and every time she waited for her daughter to get on the bus, she ran out of nowhere, and said to the driver with a smile: "What a coincidence, I also happened to go to the street." ”
The "mother-in-law-to-be" is going to the street, of course, she can't refuse to take it. In this way, the drivers who have ideas, under the strict monitoring of the "mother-in-law-to-be", cannot succeed. Of course, there are also drivers who suspect that it is a play performed by the mother and daughter.
As the saying goes: the road is one foot high, and the magic is one foot high.
One day, a young man in his twenties drove by again and gave the family hundreds of pounds of coal, and then the same situation occurred, and the mother and daughter got into the car at the same time, and the mother sat in the middle position as usual, so that the driver did not even have the opportunity to pretend to touch the "gear lever" by mistake.
This is not the first time that this driver has delivered coal to the family, and he has "returned in vain" several times, but from the eyes of the daughter, it can be seen that she is interested in herself, so the key to the problem is how to get rid of her mother who never leaves her - she wants to take advantage of it, but also does not want her daughter to suffer.
This time, halfway through, in a proper position, the driver suddenly braked suddenly, then turned off, pretended to hit the engine a few times, couldn't afford to get the car, and said in annoyance: "Oh no, the car is broken, I have to repair the car." ”
After saying that, the driver jumped out of the car, hurriedly returned to his seat, stepped on the brake, and said to the mother, "I almost missed a big mistake! Remember, I'm repairing the car under the car, and you must not let go. I didn't say that before it was repaired, as soon as you let go and the car ran away, I would definitely be crushed to death. If that's the case, your two mothers will be murdered and sentenced to death!
At that time, Hugh said that a rural woman, that is, a city person, most of whom also did not understand the principle of brakes, the mother was full of promise, and accepted the glorious and difficult task.
The lad then told her which one was the brake.
The driver got out of the car again, and the mother quickly shifted over and stepped on the brakes.
The driver removed the mat from the repair car, took the tools, and climbed under the car.
After a while, the driver called out the daughter's name: "××, come down and help me, I can't do it alone!"
As soon as the daughter got out of the car, the driver got out from under the car, glanced at her, lifted the mat for repairing the car, and the two of them trotted into the jungle from the path behind the car and in the rearview mirror......
When the good things were done, the two returned to the car.
The driver said, "You can let go, the car is repaired!"
The "temporary mother-in-law" dared to say "oops", "I'm tired to death!" I won't agree to shout. ”
"You don't know, the car is very precise, once it is repaired, it can't be divided at all, and even the atmosphere doesn't dare to come out, where do you dare to answer you. The young man replied.
The driver and the daughter got into the car.
As soon as it was launched, it was "fixed".
The "temporary mother-in-law" looked at the driver's red face and sweaty face, and said: "I stepped on the brakes, and I was tired from sweating profusely." It seems that repairing a car is more tiring than driving!
"It's not hard, I have my little sister to help me today. The young man laughed.
"It's going to help. The daughter smirked.
Many years later, I asked an acquaintance (who had retired) who had driven a car in the coal factory if the story of the "brakes" was true, and he did not answer positively, but said: "At that time, especially in the years when it was only opened to traffic, there were too few cars, and it was normal to not see a car for a few hours on the road.
Then he told me a more absurd, or even more bizarre story, which, of course, is even more inappropriate to tell here.
Finally, I wish my friends a happy holiday! The first thing to be happy is safety, especially driving safety!
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