Chapter 0046: I Strip Myself Naked
Whoosh, the flames burst out, reflecting the two people's faces red, and the wild boar on the fire shelf had already been stripped naked, sneering and bubbling with oil.
"Heng, do you know? I've been making food all along, she hasn't done it once, and every time she wants to eat barbecue, I can't grill it well. Zi'er's red face looked even more delicate under the red light, squatting on the edge of the fire and rubbing her little hands, staring blankly at Heng who was concentrating on the barbecue there.
"Really, that girl is just lazy to eat, and it's really unlucky to serve such a master. Heng flipped the wild boar with one hand to make the fire more even, took out the spices in his arms with the other hand, gently sprinkled it on the wild boar, and said casually.
"Who said she was my master, she was my sister, not my master. "Zi'er is annoyed, I look down on people too much, am I just such a slave.
"Oh. Heng sighed lightly, as if confirming what he thought in his heart, and his hands did not stop, still fiddling with the roasted wild boar.
"And how did you meet the minx?"
"The family had no money, they sold me, I fled, and she saved me on the way to escape. Zi'er recalled softly, her always innocent and innocent face twitched slightly, and her eyes darkened.
"You know what? I've been hunting and cooking since I was a kid, and I've always been like that. Heng saw that her eyes were full of pain, and he diverted the topic and said.
"Ah, have you also made your own food since you were a child?" and what about your parents?" Zi'er exclaimed, suddenly feeling a sense of sympathy, and the unbearable memories in her heart were invisibly expelled.
"My mother died when I was 10 years old. Heng said with a little regret.
"Oh, what about your father?" Zi'er was very interested in what he was doing when he was a child, and asked the bottom line.
"He, that old man is a super big slacker, he never does things, he just eats. Heng shook his head slightly embarrassed, very embarrassed to mention that unbearable old guy in front of outsiders. First of all, he was lazy and lazy, and threatened himself to hunt rare animals for him all over the mountains. After having a helper, he swept himself out mercilessly, and he was really a scoundrel.
"Oh, giggle, your daddy is so funny. Zi'er laughed, the various "intrigues" between this father and son can be regarded as a wonder among fathers and sons in the world.
"Alas, I didn't bother to talk about him, but then I met the little pheasant and honored the black fan. Speaking of the little pheasant, Heng's face was full of nostalgia and aftertaste, making this friend who didn't know how to be polite was the most proud thing in his childhood, but unfortunately now he doesn't know where it was abducted by the old man.
"Oh, then you know that Zilong's true qi was also told to you by your father. Zi'er said affirmatively.
"You're so smart!" Heng exclaimed with a thumbs up.
"Am I stupid?!" Zi'er replied to him angrily.
"Why didn't he teach you martial arts?" Zi'er asked with a little regret, wondering why his Zhitong Heaven and Earth father didn't teach him a trick and a half. After all, if you can know Zilong's true qi, you are also an absolute master, and such a master can pass a few tricks casually, and it will be enough.
"He didn't say he wanted to teach, and I didn't ask him to learn. Heng said lightly, the old man has only explained to him the origin of martial arts in the world, the mastery of various sects, but he has not taught him any martial arts.
"I think he must have a last resort, otherwise he will definitely pass on you. Zi'er said faintly, I don't know if I really make my own judgment, or I am comforting and relieving Heng not to resent his father.
"Anyway, I'm not interested in learning anyway. Heng said indifferently, his mind was not on martial arts at all, and he was concentrating on rolling the wild boar on the fire.
"I said that your little husband and wife are endless, this girl is dizzy with hunger, you are still flirting here, aren't you afraid of my family law?"
Xiao Ziyi's voice came lazily, and she didn't know when she was already standing opposite the two of them, but the two of them were too focused on reminiscing about the past. didn't pay attention to her at all.
"I don't know who always boasts that he has already understood the mysteries of heaven and earth, and he has long stopped eating the fireworks of the world. Zi'er muttered and complained quietly.
"I said that you girl, you are really the water spilled by the married girl, and you are becoming more and more rude. Xiao Ziyi complained lightly, but there was not the slightest anger on her face.
"Hmph, even if I get married, I'll be married, don't be too happy. Zi'er was on top of her hard, and she wasn't afraid of making her angry at all.
"Boy, are you worthy?" asked Xiao Ziyi with slanted eyes.
"With what?" Heng's face was inexplicable, what does it matter to me, you fight for you, don't take me.
"This girl plans to marry you, are you worthy?" Xiao Ziyi still asked lightly, mentioning her life's events, she was not as shy and unspeakable as a worldly girl. It's like a normal thing.
"This, the business of the two of you, has nothing to do with me. Heng smiled wryly, and would never participate in this kind of self-deprecating and boring thing. This girl, he can be regarded as convinced, this kind of thing can be spoken, absolutely. But he didn't expect that the following words came out.
"Don't you want to kill two birds with one stone, hugging left and right?" Xiao Ziyi looked at him and asked with a smile.
"Miss, ?...... you" Zi'er stood up in shock, turned her head and ran away in shame, and disappeared in a puff of smoke.
"Miss Xiao, let's eat first. Looking at Zi'er, who was so ashamed that there was no trace of her, Heng had no choice but to beg, and there was no way to end it.
"It's okay, let's fill my stomach first. Xiao Ziyi said lightly, without any expression on her face, without any voice,
Besides, Heng's heart trembled, this crazy woman, there is no end! It's over, Heng regrets it, who is not good, it's her!
"Okay, don't beat your heart, let's eat. Xiao Ziyi had already sat down and looked at him lightly.
"Don't hide, come back and eat. With a wave of her hand, Zi'er was dragged by a ball of purple gas to the fire, but she ate the sea without any scruples.
Damn, what is this called? Heng scolded in his heart, no matter what, he ate her sister's first, and then picked up a knife and cut the sea of meat to eat. Zi'er looked aggrieved, but when she saw the two people next to her eating in the sea as if nothing had happened, she also ate it with an unwilling face.
I have to say that Heng himself is a super foodie, and his appetite has rarely been matched since the beginning of the mountain, but today it has opened his eyes. That crazy woman eats extremely fast, relying on the ever-changing Zilong's true qi, the cutting meat is sharper than a knife, and it can fill her Yin Tao's small mouth with just the right size, and it is a comfortable thing to eat. Zi'er, a girl who is not inconspicuous and does not leak, is not far behind, and it tastes like a warrior.
So after a while, a pig will be divided cleanly. At the end, the woman wiped her mouth and said casually: "The pig is roasted well, but it's not enough to want to go to me, learn martial arts early, you can beat me that day, I will strip you naked." After saying that, he left without looking back.
Zi'er froze!
Heng, shit, your sister is not finished playing......