Chapter 96: A Stalemate Situation! Jiang You wants to break the game!
Time flies quickly, three days seem to be a run-in stage, every guest is trying their best to adapt to the new environment and identity, Li Zhenying began to practice piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, because her task is to choose an oiran, as a monster, the posture is definitely enough, and the figure is not bad, but that's all.
Speaking of playing literature and art, forget it, it's not that monsters don't know how to play tricks, what kind of monsters that mix with human cities are all human spirits, but unfortunately, Li Zhenying is not, everyone who has read Journey to the West knows that she is a rat spirit, she almost hung up after stealing Rulai sesame oil, was rescued by Li Jing, and has been imprisoned in the Linglong Pagoda.
After being released, after being released from prison, she found a barren mountain and a wild ridge, made a hole, and hid in it to cultivate, which is the bottomless pit of Journey to the West. A wild monster, you expect her to have the artistic atmosphere of a literary young woman?
This is not nonsense, so, looking at a large number of chess scores, poetry collections, and even music scores in front of her, she began to be in a daze, this thing belongs to skill knowledge, and it can't be changed with spells, and it needs to be understood and understood.
"I'm so worried!The Erlang God exam is much easier than mine!" Li Zhenying began to complain.
"You're much better than me, I'm going crazy about holding an Oiran, I just know how to do it, but what to do, I don't know. According to my previous meaning, it is to tie up all the old bustards, so that I am the first!"
"You see, it's still a barbarian!" As if to verify what he had said, Zhen Yuanzi pointed to the picture.
All the immortals nodded.
"It seems that this time it will not be easy!" Li Jing sighed and pointed to the third child in the camera!
"Fortune telling, word measurement, exorcism and demon hunting, and doing things!" The third prince did not go to ask for food this time, but learned Taibai's methods last time, but his business scope was wider than Taibai's.
"Haha, my kid is good this time, he didn't go to the brains to ask for food. ”
"It shows that the third prince has grown up through the show!" said the barefoot immortal in agreement.
It's not the rest of my last play, it's too white to pout.
"This method is good, do things, compare the public, can make money, exorcism and demon hunting is to pave the way for this task, once you encounter problems in the people's homes, you can become famous in one fell swoop, the third prince is good!"
"Yes, I don't think the third prince has no chance this time. The Jade Emperor said with a smile.
Then, and then there was a wood, and all the immortals seemed to have a red face, and they were collectively uncomfortable.
I saw a woman who had been entangled with the third prince for a long time, and suddenly said, "Do you have the ability to do this at a young age?
The third prince was frizzy, and immediately argued with the woman, who knew that the woman lay down on the ground and began to splash, "Come on, the liar has beaten someone, come on, the liar is unreasonable and is found out and angry, is there still a royal law?"
The third prince was stunned for a moment, looking at his hand, when did I hit you?
The first time he met a porcelain toucher!
In this trouble, the third prince immediately became a street rat that everyone shouted and beaten. What's more, it's still a woman who bullies a vulnerable group.
The good deal is gone, looking at which woman in the picture is talking to a charlatan warlock and accepting the other party's silver. All the immortals looked regretful, "It's still too young!"
Lao Jun smiled bitterly, the Jade Emperor blushed, and Li Jing felt sad in his heart! This face is too bullying for honest people.
The third prince was beaten up, and he couldn't fight back, so he felt aggrieved, "I still want to eat!"
Li Jing opened his mouth and watched the old three do his old business, and the bitterness in his heart became even heavier, "It's not easy to win this time!"
Erlang God was reading at home, following the back, originally as a golden immortal, his memory was good, but unfortunately, he was restricted, he is now a mortal, a special book memorized for a long time, he memorized half of it, as soon as he turned around, he saw a full shelf of books.
"Don't carry it!" With a bitter heart, Erlang God stood up angrily, pushed open the door and walked out.
Fuhu, Fahai, secretly came out of the thatched house, no one saw it, and he didn't dare to go out when he hid at home these days.
"Why is this belly pocket so troublesome!" he scolded shamefully, and he was still trying to get used to it.
Poof, all the gods laughed.
"If he comes to Tianhua, I guess he will die!" He Xiangu smiled.
It's okay not to say this, as soon as I say it, all the Daomen immortals are secretly happy, and the dragon descends and thinks about it, there are so many days every month, but this is going to stay for a month, my God, I don't dare to look at it.
Chang'e prepares medicinal materials at home, after all, she is a woman, she wants to practice medicine, first of all, Jiang You must be allowed to recommend it, firstly, this is Lunchang, and secondly, it must be accepted by the people, Jiang You's words of Xu Xian are absolutely the key.
It's a pity that Yutu was in a hurry, and this didn't work out, because Jiang You himself didn't know how to see a doctor, as for opening the door to practice medicine, forget it, he didn't want to be an old Chinese medicine doctor, what if he hurt someone?
In the past few days, everyone is mixing, and the progress of the task has basically stopped, but the picture of the live broadcast is like fast forward, just a few days, this is the way of heaven.
"I don't know who has a chance now, I look at it, I don't see it, I don't know who can break the situation?" Zhen Yuanzi thought about it, if it weren't for the old rivers and lakes, it would not be easy to adapt to it, and this time the plan was quite sinister.
"This dilemma, it's not so easy to break it, Jiang You and Chang'e are contained, the third prince is controlled by the Tiger Golden-winged Dapeng, and the remaining two are completely difficult to compare to the task of ascending to the sky, this knot is difficult to solve!"
"Hey, where did the third prince go to the golden-winged Dapeng to ask for food!"
At the moment when everyone was paying attention, the golden-winged Dapeng eagle looked at Nezha with a smile, do you really want food?
The third prince raised his head innocently, do you think I am willing!"Shit planning!"
"That's right, bastard plan!" seemed to understand the other party's suffering, Golden-winged Dapeng smiled bitterly, "Let's have a drink? Anyway, if you don't do the task, everyone will have the same difficulties and sympathize with each other, how about hehe?"
"That's a good feeling, but you want to give me three meals today!" The third prince is not stupid.
"What's the matter of three meals, come here every day to get a few steamed buns!" can't make the other party feel better, this product is still my opponent.
"That's what you said!" After saying that, the two began to eat and drink, and suddenly a figure flashed from downstairs.
"Isn't this Erlang God, he doesn't study at home, what is he doing here, and this road doesn't seem to be the direction of home?"
Looking at the other party's route, the third prince thought thoughtfully, "Where is he going to Jiang You!"
Jiang You, by the way, there are a lot of ideas for this product, and Golden-winged Dapeng has also read the previous issues, and he knows Jiang You's ability to fool around.
"I hope he won't be like me, Jiang You's good idea, but it's a pit!" The third prince deliberately said, Lao Tzu is a lesson from the past, and by the way, he also reminded Dapeng.
I'm not you, can I be the same? This reminds me! I didn't see all three eyes, and I went to look for them! The golden-winged Dapeng looked at the third prince with disdain, do you think I'm as stupid as you?
"Well, you eat first, I'll go and order the kitchen to fry two dishes!" After speaking, he went downstairs and secretly followed Erlang God all the way to Xu Xian's house.
All the immortals began to get nervous.
"I found that Jiang You didn't do anything, it was unreasonable, this time, he didn't want to do it, and the matter was sent to the door. ”
"I want to see how he can solve my predicament!" Lu Dongbin was very confident, this was the crystallization of the wisdom of the Eight Immortals Collective, and it was so easy to break.
"Lu Zu is right, this time, mutual containment, restrictions from all sides, in my opinion, Erlang God wants to break the dilemma, basically there is only one way in Huashan, the imperial examination, you can't cheat, if you want to become famous, just one sentence, Shushan has a road for the road!" said the star officer on duty affirmatively.
"That's right, although Jiang You's ability to fool around is good, if you want to break the situation, you can't mess around at all. ”
"Reading exams, relying on real skills, if you can't cheat, all other methods are blind!" This time, even Wen Quxing expressed his opinion.
Yes, the exam is a mule or a horse coming out to slip around, and in the case of Erlang God, it is not an idea that can be solved at all.
"Although I support Jiang You, I want to say that Zhenjun's task cannot be solved by scheming. He Xiangu smiled, "The eight of us have been thinking about it for three days, if we let him break it like this, will this plan still have a face?"
"yes, at least I can't think of it. Zhen Yuanzi nodded.
"I don't have any good ideas. Taiyi smiled. Everyone is sure that this is a dead end.
Looking at Erlang Shen, who was sitting opposite and silently looking at him, Jiang You smiled, can't they hold it back now.
Chang'e and the others, who were sitting in the side hall and secretly pricked up their ears, also wanted to know how Jiang You, the king of trouble, would break the situation.
"Does he really have a way?" Hiding on the roof and secretly looking at Jiang You with a smile on his face, the golden-winged Dapeng suddenly had a delusion, it's not good, he also has a way for my mission!
"Do you want to break the game?" Jiang Youle said.
"Pei Yuan Dan is a bottle, the old rules, think!"
"I don't believe he has a way!" Lu Dongbin sneered.
"Why are you looking for me!" Jiang You asked lightly.
"Intuition!"
"Congratulations! This is easy!" Jiang You stretched out a hand, the meaning was very clear, one hand to pay and the other hand to deliver!
"This is impossible!" All the immortals have strange faces, and it is easy? In addition to reading, with ability, what is easy about this, don't talk nonsense!
"Really?"
"It's more real than real gold, it's very simple! It's a matter at all!" Jiang You picked his ears.
At that moment, all the immortals' eyes widened, and Lu Dongbin was even more red-faced, Lao Tzu thought about it for three days, if you can break it, it's good, it's simple. "I don't believe it!"