Chapter 20: Chang'e, I'm not teasing you!
What is the level of Chang'e? That is the Heavenly Court Priest Zhengshen, Taiyin Xingjun, Zheng'er Erbajing Zhenjun level, and Erlang God at the same level, if you change it to strength, that is the Golden Immortal!
Don't say that Jiang You is not a scattered immortal, that is, it is also three levels behind! There is an earth immortal in the middle, in the words of a golden immortal, a scattered immortal is an ant-like existence, how dare you tease Chang'e? No, you want to her!
The conscience of heaven and earth, Jiang You is just talking about what he is doing now. But as soon as these words came out, he also regretted it, the jade rabbit on the side had a strange face, and there was a sudden explosion outside, Jiang You turned around, dry, Chang'e's face was iron-blue, and he smashed the wood-carved tea set in front of him with one palm, and that hand strength could pinch him to death!
It's over, Jiang You knows that he said the wrong thing.
If you don't die, you won't die! The faces of the three heavenly masters turned dark, Jiang You came out of their program group, and now he has offended Chang'e and Nima, the three of them don't dare, you are a little scattered immortal, who gave you the guts?
If it's really a ruffle, the departments of the three heavenly masters are not good at covering up this goods.
"It's over, it's over, this show is going to end!" Zhang Tianshi couldn't cry or laugh, "Why doesn't this grandson make people worry?"
"Boss, this is his own death, it has nothing to do with us, right?" said the other.
"It's okay, but I can't watch him die, and I have to participate in the next show, I've sent all the announcements! It seems that the only way to intercede is to let the old faces of the three of us go to intercede!"
"This thing is a dead man, it's not worth his life!" The last one was also depressed.
"Jiang You, no, Chang'e has a bad temper. Zhen Yuanzi was speechless and burst into tears, what are you doing badly, but you want to die?
Lao Jun also immediately shouted, "Golden Horn and Silver Horn, pass me on the talisman and let Jiang You immediately go to Tushi Palace to listen to the sermon!"
"There's no one else here!"
"It's deflated!haha!" Taibai was very happy.
The whole heavenly court is numb, I've seen a flirtatious girl, but I haven't seen many of you so blind!
"Daoyou, what do you say?" Yutu is anxious, don't you want to make a fool of yourself?
"I'm telling the truth!"
As soon as Jiang You finished speaking, Chang'e outside stood up violently.
I'm going to die, I'm going to die! Jade Rabbit doesn't know what to do?
It's really exciting to watch others die! Countless grassroots immortals above the heavenly court who have no positions have their eyes widened, and the listening rate of the program soared.
"Bodhisattva Bodhisattva, it's not good, the listening rate of the Voice of Heaven has surpassed ours!"
Hui'an walker opened her mouth violently, Guanyin was stunned, this is impossible! She turned on the Xuanguang Technique, and replayed it back and forth, and I went! Guanyin was also stunned.
I've seen people die, but I've never seen you like this!
"I'm really an artist. ”
Jade Rabbit just wants to say, don't talk, hold on!
The more you depict it, the darker it gets, are you really engaging in Chang'e?
Jiang You was in a hurry, and hurriedly spoke, "The farthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but even though I am standing in front of you, you don't know that I love you!"
Jiang You is really anxious, numb, he will write poems when he opens his mouth, ancient poems are definitely not good, immortals are not countrymen, the Tang Dynasty is only a journey to the west, and he has seen a lot of poems, so use modern ones, they have not heard of them, so it always shows that I am engaged in art, I wrote a small note in high school, and I still have a little memory of love poems or something.
I wanted to sing, but I can't sing anymore to win, I didn't know before, but now he knows, it's really against the sky!
As soon as this poem came out, the entire heavenly court fell silent.
"The farthest distance in the world?" Yue Lao got up violently, and no one could understand it better than him, who was engaged in love.
"Good poetry, good intention!" He Xiangu, who was listening to the show, couldn't laugh anymore, she was about to laugh at Chang'e, she looked at Lu Dongbin on the side, this poem said her heart!
He Xiangu and Lu Dongbin were a pair made in heaven, but they didn't come together in the end, one fell with intention, the other was ruthless, and Lu Dongbin went to tease the white peony.
He Xiangu's thoughts are known to many immortals, and several other people in the Eight Immortals, listening to Jiang You's words, are deeply touched.
"That's great!" Lan Caihe looked at He Xiangu painfully, and thought silently in his heart, obviously I am standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you!
For a while, many gods and men in Heavenly Court felt deeply, in the past, according to the rules of heaven, immortals could not marry, which created how many tragedies that could be sung and cried, now it is okay, in order to make up for the lack of incense, the immortals are cut off, and Heavenly Court encourages marriage, but the problem is, this thing, everyone has no experience, immortals, not all of them are romantic seeds like Lu Dongbin, they are all ignorant, thin-skinned, and they usually have no research, so they are naturally still in the initial stage of flirting with girls.
Everyone has something on their minds, and now as soon as Jiang You's poem comes out, there is a thunder on the ground, and everyone says what is in their hearts, the kind of heart-wrenching pain, who can understand!
Jiang You! Many immortals have remembered this name!
"The farthest distance in the world, it's not that you can't resist this longing, but you have to deliberately pretend that you don't have you in your heart at all. Instead, with his indifferent heart, he dug an insurmountable ditch for those who love you. Jiang You's words sounded again.
He Xiangu cried, tears began to fall, and she kept blessing Bai Peony and Lu Dongbin in her heart, Jiang You's words were like a knife stabbing into her heart, and began to resonate infinitely.
Not only her, Lan Caihe beside him lowered his head in the same way, and his eyes began to roll. This is also what he wants to say.
"I was suddenly a little inexplicably moved!" Yue Lao's eyes moistened, a scattered immortal, a true monarch, destined to be the wrong door. That's why Jiang You is like this, right? He buried that longing in the depths of his soul.
"Do I want to pull the red line for him? Isn't it Chang'e, and it's also under my control!"
Yue Lao thinks so, Lao Jun thinks so, and Zhen Yuanzi thinks even more.
For a while, Heavenly Court automatically matched the number and understood Jiang You's pain buried deep in his heart.
Yutu was moved, glanced at Chang'e, Chang'e's whole person was confused, you have to say not moved, this is fake, the previous atmosphere of the heavenly court, rigid, closed, finally opened, suddenly, Chang'e can stand this!
I couldn't help but feel a little demented for a while.
"Jiang You, I support you!" He Xiangu roared.
"I, Lan Caihe, also support you!"
With the Xuanguang Technique, not only Jiang You and Yutu heard it, but all the immortals who were listening to it heard it.
"Don't bully the poor boy, good boy, I'm optimistic about you, strength is not a thing!" Zhen Yuanzi laughed, isn't it Jin Xian, Lao Tzu's apprentice is there!
"Jiang You, come to my Doushi Palace, this seat will personally instruct you to refine the alchemy, and his achievements are limitless!"
What the hell is this? The three Heavenly Masters who were about to go to the rescue heard the roars of Zhen Yuanzi and Lao Jun, and the whole person was not good, what kind of coaxing did you make!
"Zhenjun, Zhenjun, it's crushed, our voice of heaven has crushed the Kuhai Fanyin!" Wu Gang's face was excited, oh my God, is this my delusion?
Chang'e is still in a daze, is it because of Tianpeng? Many people know about her and Bajie, but unfortunately, Chang'e doesn't have this idea, and Zhu Bajie is just lustful, but Jiang You?
When I thought of that sentence, I was standing in front of you, but you didn't know that I loved you, and suddenly there were ripples in my heart. This is a confession! It is still a helpless confession, a painful confession.
Coupled with the weakness of the other party and the difference between the world and his own, the feeling of inferiority and pain came like a tide from the latter sentence. A word called touched appeared in her heart for the first time!
subconsciously looked at the little scattered fairy who didn't dare to look at him and was a little weak-hearted.
I really didn't tease you! Jiang You wanted to cry! I came to the show to mix prizes!