Taixue Palace, in Zhou Yan's dormitory.

Uncle Kang clutched his stomach and screamed, quickly took a few steps back, and said loudly: "Young Master, stop being angry!"

Zhou Yan grinned and said: "Old dog, you ruined my lifelong plan, how can I spare you easily." ”

"Stop, stop!"

Uncle Kang hurriedly shouted: "Young master, I have a plan to redeem myself, please listen to me in detail, let me make meritorious contributions!"

Zhou Yan's eyes narrowed slightly, and he couldn't help but wonder: "You don't know anything, so you have a plan to save it?" I see that your old dog is obviously fooling me. ”

"Absolutely not. ”

Uncle Kang gasped and said: "Young master, I understand you too well, you and I are the same kind ......of people, so the lifelong plan must be to eat and wait for death, right? Why are you still fighting?"

Uncle Kang covered his head and took a few steps back.

Zhou Yan gritted his teeth and said: "To be civilized, what do you mean by not finishing... Anyway, you're right, that's pretty much it, can you help me get it?"

Uncle Kang laughed and said confidently: "Young master, you think, I haven't cultivated either, but I'm still living steadily until now." ”

"Money, food, drink, etc., the house basically helped me get it, and I don't have to work, as for my mother... As for women, I'm still working on this. ”

"But for an ordinary person like me, being able to mix to such a comfortable level shows that I am extremely accomplished in eating and waiting for death!"

Zhou Yan gasped, nodded and said, "It makes sense, hurry up, let's talk about what to do now, Lao Tzu is about to become a role model for students." ”

Uncle Kang sat down, crossed Erlang's legs, and raised his posture.

He touched his mustache and said confidently: "I, Kang Dehua, have been crisscrossing the rivers and lakes for decades, and I can't do anything else, but I am definitely a grandmaster-level figure in this part of survival." ”

"Young Master, you are mainly facing two major difficulties now, one is the North Shake girl, and the other is the arrangement of the Taixue Palace. ”

"I can help you with both!"

"At the moment, there is a plan to kill two birds with one stone!"

Zhou Yan is interested, could it be that this old dog really has a way?

He hurriedly said: "Say it quickly, if you really succeed, you will share blessings and difficulties in the future." ”

"If you have a problem, you don't have to be in the same situation... Ahem..."

Uncle Kang smiled dryly: "First of all, the North Shake girl, I can see that she is infatuated with you, and if you want to force her away, you have to take action from both reality and emotion at the same time." ”

"And the matter of Taixue Palace, as long as you offend the leader, it will naturally be solved. ”

Makes sense!

Zhou Yanshen thought so, nodded and said, "So what is your plan to kill two birds with one stone?"

Uncle Kang glanced around and said quietly: "It is said that the surname Guo has a granddaughter named Guo Ningshuang, who was born beautiful and moving." ”

Zhou Yan was puzzled: "You just came here today, how do you know everything?"

Uncle Kang smiled awkwardly and said, "That... I'm usually idle, and I'm interested in beautiful women, so basically the more famous beauties know. ”

"It's not important!"

Uncle Kang hurriedly added: "The important thing is that she is the granddaughter of Guo Yu's old man, Guo Yu simply spoils her, there is nothing to say." ”

"As long as you, young master, rely on the title of 'Guo Yu's personal student role model' to provoke Guo Ningshuang, behave a little lewd, a little arrogant... Hehe, then Guo Ningshuang must go to her grandfather to reason. ”

Zhou Yan said excitedly: "At that time, the news had not yet been made public, and Guo Yu would definitely dispel this idea when he saw me doing this." ”

"Not bad!"

Uncle Kang said: "What's more, young master, you just entered the school and looked for Ying Tong and Guo Ningshuang in a row, the girl from the North Shake must be heartbroken, isn't this... Kill two birds with one stone?"

Speaking of this, he hurriedly added: "But you have to act early, act early tomorrow, and Guo Yu will have time to cancel the title of your student role model." ”

"Makes sense!"

Zhou Yan patted Uncle Kang on the shoulder and said with a smile: "Uncle, I was impulsive just now, and you suffered!"

Uncle Kang patted his chest and said, "For the sake of the young master, this little hardship is nothing, it's worth giving up your life." ”

The two of them looked at each other, knowing that it was a polite remark, and laughed at the same time.

Zhou Yan had to sigh that this old thing was still a little useful, so early the next morning, he rushed out of the dormitory directly.

Although I don't know Guo Ningshuang, isn't it convenient to find someone?

He soon saw a familiar figure and hurriedly chased after him.

"Brother Zhuge , we meet again. ”

While speaking, Zhou Yan was also sighing, this guy is still a good mix.

Plagiarized Lao Tzu's poems and entered the genius class, and got the treatment of a genius, and he walked around two tanks in his left and right hands early in the morning.

Where is this here to study, it is obvious that the big brother of the underworld is pretending to be forced.

Zhuge Tiezhu looked back and immediately laughed: "It turned out to be you, you were also admitted?"

Zhou Yan smiled: "Luck, luck, Brother Zhuge is..."

Zhuge Tiezhu said: "Take the two of them to visit the school palace, and find someone at the same time." ”

"Looking for someone, I don't know who you're looking for!"

"Guo Ningshuang. ”

Zhuge Tiezhu hugged the two tanks tightly and said proudly: "It is said that that girl is the most beautiful in the Taixue Palace, I will go and take her in." ”

Zhou Yan only felt that the sky was thundering, big brother, can you pee and take a picture of yourself?

Copied a poem from me, really put yourself into a genius?

Even if you are a genius, you hold two tanks and go so arrogantly to "take her", I'm afraid you will be beaten, right?

Zhou Yan couldn't help but be embarrassed: "That... Is Brother Zhuge sure?"

"There has always been a grasp of this thing. ”

Zhuge Tiezhu waved his hand and sighed: "Life is as lonely as snow, maybe you will never understand my feelings, everything is taken, it's too boring." ”

Big brother, that's because you are really rich, but this is Taixue Palace, Guo Ningshuang is not short of money.

Zhou Yan wiped his sweat and nodded: "Yes, yes, I will also look for Guo Ningshuang to see if I can take her in." ”

After all, it's disgusting, and Zhou Yan doesn't care about his words at the moment.

"Just you?"

Zhuge Tiezhu was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and said, "Classmate, who are you not robbing with, do you have to rob with me?"

"Otherwise, let's make a bet, if I lose, I'll give you a mansion, or if you give me a set otherwise?"

Zhou Yan has a big head for a while, rich people are different, and a casual bet is a mansion start.

In normal times, Lao Tzu really gambled, but today is for the sake of Qi Guo Ningshuang, so I won't worry about you.

"Don't dare, don't dare. ”

Zhou Yan said a word, and made a gesture of please.

Zhuge Tiezhu snorted, hugged the two tanks and strode forward.

With this arrogant energy, Zhou Yan didn't dare to follow too closely, lest blood splash on his body.

However, he was happy in his heart, with this Tiezhu brother taking the lead, he would be angry with Guo Ningshuang first, and if he made another move, he would get twice the result with half the effort.

I believe that this girl surnamed Guo will cry aggrieved after a while, and then find Guo Yu and cry.

Guo Yu was furious and decided to withdraw the title of "student role model".

Everything, so perfect.

Zhou Yan laughed and couldn't help muttering: "Uncle Kang has been traveling south and north for decades, and there are still a few brushes in the end!"