Chapter 16: Throwing a Can in the Dead of Night
"Huh?"
In the luxury car to and from the Hades Palace, Leng Han was avoiding the eyes of the driver and the master sitting in the front seat, quietly wiping the dung he had just stepped on on the soles of his feet with a large roll of paper and sweating. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
I don't know if the camera captured this scene just now, I should have dismantled all the video, and I could still get a good reputation without leaving a name, so he crossed Erlang's legs very embarrassed, and then wiped it again while the driver was not paying attention.
Ouyang Yan had been waiting for a long time at the gate of the Hades Palace, and when the vehicle arrived smoothly, after Leng Han opened the door, he suddenly chopped his feet a few times as if his pants were too tight, and everyone didn't know that he was rubbing the "face" of the soles of his feet.
Ouyang Yan stretched out his hand to meet Yang Huxin, Leng Han took the opportunity to throw the paper he had just used to wipe into the grass next door, and then walked handsomely to the Hades Palace.
Listening to the greetings between the two agency bosses word by word, Leng Han followed behind Yang Huxin, his expression was full of pride, just appearing calmed down all the people, everyone stopped working and watched them enter, Leng Yue didn't have a good face as soon as he saw Leng Han, but Leng Han ignored him directly at all, and followed him to Ouyang Yan's office.
After hearing a heroic closing of the door, the big guy began to talk about it, but not about cold handsomeness, but about a napkin stuck to his buttocks.
Whenever a cold and arrogant beautiful man wants to be handsome, it seems that he will end up hastily.
As soon as he entered the door, Yang Huxin was very enthusiastic about the matter of the fireworks factory, and Leng Han added that they conveyed all the details of the magic powder case to Ouyang Yan, and Ouyang Yan also began to state the breach of the forbidden factory, and then they began to ask for the news of the person who had blocked the golden arrow before.
"I heard that a meteor fell before, and the location is the fireworks factory, if there is an accident, I don't know how many people will be killed and injured, and I don't know that the Hades Palace has such magical powers, and even the meteor can be blocked. Yang Huxin pretended to say, Ouyang Yan scolded him in his heart: "You dare to mention it! You bastard connived at his subordinates to do this, and you still want to spy on the military, what a beautiful idea!"
So he said with a thorn in his words: "Don't worry, that meteor is not accurate, it is a gadget in our hands, that is, it will be broken as soon as it is fried, and we will laugh and laugh." ”
Leng Han glanced at Ouyang Yan and didn't say anything, but the hand behind his waist suddenly touched a piece of paper on his buttocks, he suddenly glanced at the back where there was nothing in a panic, and then stood there with a shadow in the palm of his hand.
"What's wrong with the nobleman?" asked Ouyang Yan.
Leng Han swallowed his saliva and pretended to be calm and said, "It's okay, I'm just thinking about it, but what kind of person can blow up the meteor?"
As soon as these words came out, Leng Yue suddenly opened the door and said coldly: "It's me!"
Leng Han's eyes swept over, and when he saw that it was his younger brother, he laughed contemptuously and said, "Who should I be, it turned out to be Leng Yue." ”
Leng Yue pressed a breath of anger into his chest and said, "I'm the one who smashed that damn broken meteor to pieces!"
Ouyang Yan wanted to stop him, but Leng Yue got closer and closer and continued to sarcastically: "That meteor is weak and incompetent, even I can't stand a shot, and finally it was beaten into a hornet's nest." ”
"Enough is Cold Moon!"
"What I want to say is, if it's this meteor sent by a certain god or Buddha, then I have to put three pillars of high incense on him and say this to him......" Leng Yue stood close to Leng Han, looked at his brother's momentum and said without falling behind: "It's just the lowest thing to hit such a substandard thing." ”
Leng Han's eyes were full of killing intent, this useless brother actually had a kind of arguing with himself, and his wings were really a lot stiffer, but he didn't get angry but smiled and said: "In this case, I want to see the old brother's tricks." ”
"Glad to be there. Leng Yue clenched her fists and said.
At this moment, Ouyang Yan leaked out of his body, and the Dao flame shouted, "Enough! What is this, is this a place for hooligans to fight?"
Yang Huxin waited until this time to stand up as a peacemaker and said, "Leng Han! How can you be so rude and not apologize." ”
Leng Han tilted his head slightly, as if looking down, and said, "I'm sorry......" Then he approached Leng Han's ear and whispered, "I'm sorry, you're not that piece of material yet." ”
Leng Yue gritted her teeth, turned around and slammed the door out, Ouyang Kun said apologetically, "I'm sorry, I'm smiling." ”
"It doesn't matter. ”
After that, Ouyang Kun took them to the nearest hotel to stay, and Leng Yue was reprimanded by Ouyang Yan for his reckless behavior, although he knew that his brothers had always been at odds, but he didn't expect it to be to this extent, he didn't want to say too much to Leng Yue, he just hoped that he could keep to himself and not provoke disputes.
Jiang Ru looked at him, not wanting Leng Yue to do something stupid out of anger.
And Jiang Li recently broke a piece of clothing because of the golden arrow, and after buying a new one, he found that he was a lot more shy in his pocket, so he began to work part-time at night, and he found that the izakaya was a good choice, although it would be a little tiring to work at night, but he could make a little money, and he was always self-reliant.
On the first day of work, he worked directly until ten o'clock, and Jiang Li took advantage of the half-hour break to hurry to the bench in the nearby park to eat something to replenish his strength.
He was contented to gnaw on sweet potatoes and spit hot air, at this time a figure walked in front of him, went to the vending machine next to him and bought a can of coffee and drank it, Jiang Li didn't care, he ate Haisai by himself.
The man drank coffee and sat directly on the bench where Jiang Li was, but he seemed to dislike him very much and sat far away.
After sitting silently for a few minutes, Jiang Li's mouth was dry, he drank the last sip of water left, and then threw the bottle into the trash can across the road without raising his head.
The person next to him seemed to be surprised, so he didn't move for a long time, until Jiang Li threw a hamburger-wrapped paper ball into it again, and then threw the coffee in one go, but Jiang Li didn't pay attention to it at all, looked at the time, and rested there in a daze.
The man seemed to be very angry after being ignored, so he stepped forward and took the trash can very far, and then turned back, ordered another can of coffee from the vending machine, drank it all and sat down next to Jiang Li fiercely, and then threw it over, but because it was night and the hand felt wrong, the iron can knocked on the edge and bounced out, making the man suddenly have green tendons on the side of his temples, and the roots of his teeth itched.
However, the sound of this smashing made Jiang Li, who was dozing, wake up, and after looking at the time, he thought that the rest time was almost over, so he also bought a can of coffee with a peaceful face, and after drinking it, he inadvertently used his divine power, and threw it directly into the trash can that was placed in the distance without looking back, and then strode into the meteor and prepared to leave.
"Hey, stop!" the figure suddenly came out and shouted, Jiang Li seemed to be distracted again, and he didn't hear it at all, so the man threw another can of coffee over, Jiang Li turned around and caught it, and looked in the direction of the bench, but he was completely speechless.
Isn't that cold? Why here?
"Boy, you're very busy, you dare to ignore Lao Tzu several times, don't you want to live. Leng Han was high up in the words of gunpowder, but Shen Tian saw that the time was not right, so he didn't bother to take care of him, and turned around to leave.
The cold anger was completely ignited, and he shouted: "Stop!"
Jiang Li frowned and said, "I still have to go to work, do you have anything to do?"
Leng Han took out a bunch of change from his pocket, then bought a lot of coffee there, ran over to the place where Jiang Li pulled the bench and said, "You, throw it at me again!"
Ah? What kind of trouble is this? What are you doing if you don't do anything? Leng Han threw it forward, but after all, throwing is different from archery, and he didn't throw it in, Jiang Li didn't want to entangle with him, so he didn't throw it in with his divine power.
"Hey, you haven't eaten, you still look down on me!"
Leng Han scolded him at the top of his throat, Jiang Li really didn't have a good impression of this person at all, he didn't bother to pay attention to him and left directly, and Leng Han grabbed his shoulder directly with one hand and said, "You are not allowed to go anywhere unless you share the victory or defeat with Lao Tzu." ”
"What if I run out of money for my part-time job?"
"I'll give it!"
Leng Han was so arrogant, he directly threw a large stack of banknotes and put them there, the scene suddenly quieted down, Jiang Li's eyes never left the pile of red and lovely papers, and after a few seconds of silence, the sound of throwing and tapping suddenly appeared on the side of this bench one after another, until dawn.
The next day, when Yang Huxin stood on the side of the bench and saw this look, the trash cans opposite were full of all kinds of iron cans that had not been opened, and the vending machine next to him was empty, Jiang Li had already won all the banknotes, and Leng Han spread out on the bench with panda eyes, and said to himself in fear: "It's just throwing, this is a parabola problem, I am the world's number one god, I can't throw it......"
"What the hell are you doing!" Yang Huxin scolded violently. Then I saw Leng Han stand up and kick the vending machine directly, saying: "That bastard mortal stinky boy! I must find him! Win him to death!!!
Jiang Li that day was the most tired day ever, lying on the desk in the classroom and dozing, from time to time he let out a snoring, the teacher hit the head of the fatal chalk, who knew that Jiang Li fell asleep and caught it with his hand, and then suddenly sat up with sleepy eyes, and said in a dream: "Come again, I said it's very simple." ”
In the eyes of everyone, he threw his hand directly at the chalk head at the trash can next to the blackboard, and fell into it impartially, and then he went down to sleep and said, "Remember to give me the money, I want the red one." ”
The whole class and the teacher were stunned and suddenly discussed.
"I'm not mistaken, he just caught it and threw it in the trash, oh my god. ”
"I've heard that people are the most accurate when they don't care, and that's right!"
"Anyway, he's just talking nonsense by himself......"
Meng Bufan poked Ge and said, "Pigeon, is he tired out of his brain from working?" ”
Ge Bad shook his head seriously and said: "It's not like, look at him, he either picked up the money or was kissed by a girl, but according to his situation, I prefer the former, you see, I can even laugh when I sleep." ”
"Hey...... Your hands stink......" Jiang Li laughed innocently in his sleep again, from Leng Han, he won all the money in his wallet, including a bank card, in one go, how could he not make him happy, he resigned the next day and slept here, but he didn't expect that this cold cold did not bring disaster, but brought blessings together.