Chapter 23 Erotic Sex Will Be Chaotic Eros Will Always Meet Demons
Tang Seng and a few people left Tongtian River and arrived at the Severe Winter Festival. The monkey was happy in his heart, a few days ago, it was a small pit Guanyin, and his heart was a little balanced. Che Chiguo and his entourage, Wukong has a lot of insights, he has eliminated adultery and evil and done good teachings, plus the three brothers have a short-term heart, and their mood has been greatly improved.
Suddenly, another mountain was encountered, blocking the way. Tang Seng was still afraid of the high mountain, so the monkey comforted him and continued to move forward. The old monk was hungry and cold, and his eyes suddenly improved, and he saw that there were buildings and houses in the recess of the mountain, and he went to eat some fasting and then left.
When the traveler heard this, he opened his eyes anxiously, only to see that the wall compartment was faintly fierce and vicious, and he looked back and said to Tang Seng, "Master, that compartment is not a benefit." The complexion is vicious, and it is impossible to enter. ”
Tang Seng is displeased, I'm hungry, what should I do?
Wukong was about to go to Huazhai, asked the master to dismount, told the sand monk to be careful, just turned around and wanted to go, but came back and said, "Master, I know that you don't have much sitting, I will have a way to settle down with you." That is, he took the golden hoop stick, and drew a circle around the flat ground, and invited Tang Seng to sit in the middle.
"The circle drawn by Lao Sun is as strong as the copper wall, with what tigers, leopards, wolves, insects, demons and monsters, he dare not approach. But you are not allowed to go out of the circle, but only sit firmly in the middle, so that you are safe, but if you go out of the circle, you will be poisoned. Tens of thousands, millions, to orders!" Sanzang obeyed, and the master and apprentice sat down upright.
The circle drawn by this money stick is estimated to be unaffordable to ordinary demons. But it won't be too powerful, and it's okay to meet a capable monster.
The traveler had been traveling south, and suddenly he saw a village. I met a pedantic old man, and after talking nonsense for a while, I stole some rice and returned. The old man was probably a Taoist immortal, and he spent the monkey's time here, and he deliberately let the monkey do something stealing. Then the next step is to buy time for the monster to catch Tang Seng, and it also makes the monkey go to the important people, because of the unstable state of mind, and suffer hardship.
But it was said that Tang Seng sat in the circle and waited for a long time. Seeing the walker come back, Bajie opened his mouth and messed around, comparing the circle to a prison. Tang Seng didn't want to be in the circle, and what Bajie said was not wrong. Although Sha Seng didn't speak, he followed the two and left. Since returning to the Zen Gate, this has always learned some etiquette, no more than the reckless husband of the village.
After a while, when I arrived at the inverted weeping lotus ascending dou gatehouse, the door was half open and half hidden. Bajie went in by himself, and later saw a yellow silk curtain. In the tent was a pile of bones on the ivory bed. The nerd was fixed, couldn't stop the tears on his cheeks, nodded and sighed at the skeleton, the marshal of that generation, the general of He Bang and He Guo. At that time, Haojie competed for victory, and today it is bleak and exposed. I don't see my wife and children to serve, so when the soldiers burn incense, it's really a pity to see this kind of thing, but it's a pity that the king is a tyrant.
Bajie felt the same way because he had been Marshal Tianpeng, and Lao Wu also took the opportunity to express some emotion, and the two were correct.
The old pig later saw three Najin vests, and he didn't care whether they were good or bad, and took them back to make everyone wear warmer. Sanzang didn't dare to wear it, so the two goods took off their lids and put on their vests, but they were tied up, which alarmed the devil.
The old demon sat on the stage, and the little demons pushed Tang Seng closer to the stage and knelt on the ground. It's still an official demon, and he knows how to raise the court.
The demon heard that there was also a Monkey King, the boss was a little frightened, and he didn't say anything in his mouth, and secretly thought in his heart, "I have heard that for a long time, that guy has great powers, and now he will meet unexpectedly." "But I still want to catch the monkey too, and then eat Tang monk meat.
It is written here that it is very contradictory, this green cow essence was deliberately put here by Lao Jun, and he is not afraid of monkeys at all. It seems that Lao Wu is testing the reader, so let's figure out right and wrong for myself.
But he said that Sun Xingzhi came back, and the circle of sticks was still there, but the people and horses were gone. I must have let the monster catch it, so I'll look for it. I met an old man and told me that this mountain is called Jindou Mountain, and there is a Jindou Cave in front of the mountain, and there is a one-horned king in that cave.
Because Wukong had just stolen something, his mood was unstable, so he couldn't tell that he was an old man who had changed from a fairy. He also gave the stolen rice to the old man as a token of gratitude. I don't want the old man to show up quickly, it turns out to be the land of the mountain god here, where do you dare to ask for it, so I will guard the fasting meal, and wait for Tang Seng to come back and eat.
This Great Holy Path went to the Monster Cave Mansion to challenge, and when the demon king heard this, he said with joy, "I was about to come to him! I left the palace and descended to the world, and I have never tried martial arts." He will come today as an adversary. "This green cow is still a fighter, holding a two-foot-long steel gun to fight Sun Wukong.
The demon said, "I lit a fairy village on the side of the mountain road, and your master sneaked into it, and his love was lustful, and he secretly wore my three-collar Najin cotton vest, and there was only stolen evidence, so I took him." You have the means to compete with me!"
Qingniu said it confidently, it is obviously a method taught by Taishang Laojun, even if he comes, he can't bend the law for personal gain, and obediently took out his own pocket, and Lao Jun was satisfied before he was released.
He fought for thirty battles, regardless of victory or defeat. The demon king saw that Sun Wukong's stick was neat, and he came and went, without any flaws, and he was so happy that he cheered loudly, "Good monkey, good monkey! It's really the ability to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace!" This great sage also loves his marksmanship, covering the right and blocking the left, and he has a solution, and he also shouted, "Good goblin, good goblin!"
Regardless of whether the stolen Dan is a seven-return fire pill, this Sun Wukong has obviously realized what the green ox in front of him is coming from, and even knows that this is Lao Jun's mount. But he still deliberately pretended to be stupid, just to be up and down with Qingniu.
As a result, the walker couldn't help but get agitated, and threw the golden hoop rod away, that is, turned into a thousand iron rods, and beat the goblins who came up to help. The old demon king sneered, "Don't be rude to that monkey! Look at the means!" that is, he hurriedly took out the diamond bracelet from his sleeve, put away the golden hoop stick, and put it on the way.
made Sun Dasheng bare-handed, somersaulted and escaped with his life. The demon returned to the cave in victory, and the walker lost his assertion in a hazy way, and his eyes were dripping with tears, shouting, "I don't expect that now there is no main staff, how can I prosper with empty fists and bare feet!"
Unexpectedly, now there is no main staff, how can it prosper with empty fists and bare feet. It's a strange thing to say, and the preface doesn't match the afterword. At a glance, it means that without Tang Seng, he has lost his claim, and he doesn't know what to do, but is this so? No, it is the monkey himself who can't beat others, and even his own money stick has been taken away. But no, the money is gone, and the face is lost. In the past, there were rich and faced, but now people are poor and short-lived, how can this prosper again.
When he was miserable for a long time, he thought to himself, "That goblin knows me." I remember him praising in the array, 'It's really a haunting heavenly palace or something!' I want to go to the lower realm because of Sifan, but I don't know where the demon descended, and I have to go to the upper realm to investigate. ”
This is the only way for the traveler to ask his heart, to be self-explanatory, and to turn over sharply and raise auspicious clouds until he is outside the Nantian Gate.
In fact, the monkey knew who the green cow was, but he didn't dare to go to Lao Jun, he just cleaned up Lao Jun's gold and silver boy, and later killed the big immortal, and he had no money stick in his hand, and the master and brother also stole the clothes of other people's green cows, and even wondered if the food they stole was changed by Lao Jun? This is the reason why the great sage wants to ask his heart and be independent.
Wukong suddenly looked up and saw the Guangmu Heavenly King, and greeted Chang Yi in front of him, "Where is the Great Sage going?" The walker said, "I have something to see the Jade Emperor, what are you doing here?" Guangmu said, today it is the turn to inspect the South Heavenly Gate. "Why did the monkey ask that, because it was the Growth Heavenly King who guarded the South Heavenly Gate before, didn't you just ask the Guangmu Heavenly King what he was doing here?
Sure enough, first the Wuji Kingdom changed the king, the Xihai Dragon Palace changed the dragon king, and now the South Heavenly Gate has also changed the door, the earliest monkey went to the sky when Bi Ma Wen, it was the growth of the Heavenly King to guard the South Heavenly Gate, these four heavenly kings guarded a gate by themselves, and it was fixed.
It is likely that some officials said that Caesar was talking nonsense, and these were just clerical mistakes by Lao Wu. But a clerical error, how could it be that the Dragon Palace and the Nantianmen both had such a big and bizarre clerical mistake one after another? This is just Lao Wu's reflection of the Ming Yingzong and the Ming Dynasty.
After the Tumubao Incident in 1449 AD, the Ming Dynasty Emperor Ming Yingzong was arrested, and the Wara Taishi was also very happy, at least he could exchange some property and land with the Ming Dynasty. However, the minister of the Ming Dynasty, the Empress Dowager, heard that the emperor was really captured alive, and deceived the Guan to seize the city in the name of the emperor, and soon three days later, Zhu Qiyu, the king of the servants, was established as the emperor, and the captured Zhu Qizhen was the emperor.
He had no choice but to attack Beijing with his army, but was repulsed, so he had to withdraw his troops with hostages. Wara didn't dare to slaughter Ming Yingzong, for fear that the Ming Dynasty would be angry, and the strength of the whole country was still enough to destroy Wara.
The two sides fought a few more battles, and Warat lost more and won less, and the losses were not small, so they had to sue for peace and agree to let Zhu Qizhen go back. In 1450 Emperor Taishang was brought back, and then placed under house arrest in Nangong for seven years.
In the eighth year of Jingtai, Ming Dynasty Zong fell ill, and Shi Heng, Xu Youzhen and others led troops to knock open the gate of Nanguan. The restoration of Zhu Qizhen, the emperor of the emperor, was successful, and it was known as the change of seizing the door in history, and it was also called the restoration of Nangong.
Yu Qian and others were executed for the crime of treason, and Zhu Qiyu of the Ming Dynasty died soon after. With the gift of the prince, he was buried in Xishan, and he did not enter the Ming Tombs.
These situations, how dare Lao Wu tell the truth, he can only reflect one or two through the personnel changes of Wuji Country-Northwest Sea Dragon Palace-Heavenly Court South Tianmen in the book.
Besides, the walker resigned from Guangmu and the four marshals, and went into the Nantianmen, until the outside of the Lingxiao Palace, and saw Zhang Daoling, Ge Xianweng, Xu Jingyang, Qiu Hongji, the four heavenly masters, the Nandou Six Divisions, and the Beidou Qiyuan all facing the walkers in front of the hall, good guys, there are really a lot of people, and they all started to say together, "How did the Great Sage get here?
The walker said, "Morning mile, early mile! is only half the work, seeing that now blocking Jindou Mountain, there is a monster, take Master Tang a few in the hole, it is the old Sun who came to the door to fight with him, the magic power of that guy is vast, and the old grandson's golden hoop stick was snatched away, so it is difficult to bind the demon king. It was suspected that it was the fierce star Sifan in the upper realm, and he didn't know that it was the demon who came from there, so Lao Sun came to find the Jade Emperor and asked him if he was not tightly restrained. "Wukong's meaning is very clear, that monster is not a god, but it doesn't say whose mount it is. Anyway, the monkey is now a swollen face and a fat man, and he will be pushed to the Jade Emperor by the leader, you can find it.
Xu Jingyang said with a smile, "This monkey head is still so loose!" The walker said, "It's not a letharg, my grandson has been tighter all his life, and he is looking for a head." Zhang Daoling said, "Needless to say, just report to him." The walker said, "Thank you, thank you!" This Monkey King is actually a fool now, but he just doesn't admit it.
The Four Heavenly Masters played Lingxiao and introduced him to His Majesty. The walker forced himself to calm down, and sang a big song upward, "Old official, tired of you, tired of you! My old grandson protects Tang Seng to go to the west to learn scriptures, and there are many auspicious and auspicious all the way, needless to say." In the Jindou Cave of Jindou Mountain, there is a monster who takes Tang Seng in the cave. The monster recognized Lao Sun a little, and snatched Lao Sun's golden hoop stick, so it was difficult to restrain the demon. It is suspected that it is the Heavenly Fierce Star Sifan Netherworld, for this reason, Lao Sun specially came to play, Fu Qi Tianzun Chui Ci Cave, issued a decree to investigate the evil star, and sent troops to suppress the demons, Lao Sun was overwhelmed and trembled!" "It's rare, the Jade Emperor probably sees such a polite monkey for the first time, hehe, but it's hard to beat a smiling person with a fist.
Ge Xian Weng saw that Wukong was very respectful, so he smiled and said, "What is the monkey?" ”
Hehe, Lao Wu, you are too talented. This Monkey King has no money stick, and people are poor and short-sighted. This is also the old Jun Jade Emperor specifically asked the monkey to taste the taste of no money, who let you Sun Wukong destroy our dream of making a fortune one after another. Now I will accept the green cow, and there is no door, in a word, there is no reason and no money, don't get started, make up the money, who should you find whom. No money, I'm sorry, I can only perfunctory you, if you are willing to consume, we will accompany you to consume, anyway, we don't learn from experience, there must be people who are in a hurry, when the time comes, hand over the money, and leave.
When the Jade Emperor Tianzun heard this, he knew that this was the green cow who came to find Lao Jun, but it was the monkey who wanted to let himself come out, where could there be such a beautiful thing. You were stunned, I pretended to be stupid, that is, I hurriedly issued an edict, so I sent Han Zhenjun with the monkey, but I could only check people, not mounts, just check.
Naturally, there is no one in the lower realm, and the walker said, "Even if this is the case, my grandson will not go up to the Lingxiao Treasure Hall and disturb the Jade Emperor, which is deeply inconvenient." Go back to your order, and I'll just wait for you to reply. ”
Enlighten the air, but there is no way, you can't turn your face, if you have no money and no face, you can't look at the smiling face of the Jade Emperor. But it's a good thing that you don't have a face, so be cheeky and mess around here.
Sun Xingzhi waited for a long time, composed a poem and said, the wind was clear and the clouds were happy, and the gods were quiet and the stars were obviously ruizhen. Hehan is peaceful and peaceful, and the five directions and eight poles are beautiful.
Alas, this is what it is, artificially venting anger, Buddha fighting for a stick of incense, no face and little money, no matter where he goes. If you want to know how the monkeys are playing tricks and tossing around, please listen to the next nonsense.