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Things to do and not to do in the Demon Domain1. When you see a demon or a demon man, you must say hello and salute: "human" is prostrate on the ground, your feet are bent, your hands are constantly slapping your buttocks, and you say hello in your mouth, "Demons are good, you are good, you are good" or "Beasts and demons are good, you are good". If the other party has an official title, replace it with an official title. For example, if the other party is a demon general, he greets him and says, "Shogun, all good, all good, all good." If you meet the Demon King of the Demon Domain, you have to say something like this, "The Demon King is good, billion."

2. The chariot of the demon must salute and dodge and give way, and it cannot be in the same hotel, pharmacy, etc. with the demon and the beast demon, and everything must be based on the convenience of the demon and the beast demon.

3. Don't disobey the orders of the demon or the beast demon, you will eat when he tells you to eat, and you can't hesitate at all. Otherwise, if you offend a demon or a beast demon, you will lose your life.

4. No matter how you see a demon or an orc beating or abusing a person of color or anything else, don't meddle because that's their business, and you're on the side to cheer for the demon or the orc, even if you don't want to.

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Before Tao Xiaozhi finished reading it, he tore this "Demon Domain Essential" to shreds and threw it out of the window.

Damn@of!What the hell is coming, Tao Xiaozhi said, it's really disgusting!What kind of code is not a code, it's better not to teach demons or beasts and demons to touch me, see one and fight another! Teach them to know what human rights are! Dare to underestimate us people of color! Hmph!

The more Tao Xiaozhi thought about it, the more irritable he became, jumping up and down in the house, and greeting the ancestors of the demons and the beast demons for the nineteenth generation, although he didn't know what the demons and beast demons were.

Damn demons and beast demons! One day, I will knock you monsters down and crawl on the ground, and keep shouting for my father and mother! I am the king of the demon world!

I'm the king of the Demon Realm!

I'm the king of the Demon Realm!

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The shouts resounded through the sky and echoed in the darkness.

The phrase "don't like things, don't feel sorry for yourself" floated through Tao Xiaozhi's mind. This is a sentence from a rhetoric that his grandfather taught Tao Xiaozhi, which is called "The Story of Yueyang Tower".

"This is a good article. Grandpa said, "If you want to become a king, you must first read Fan Zhongyan's text!"

Seven-year-old Tao Xiaozhi's eyes widened and said, "What is Fan Chinese medicine?

Grandpa stroked Tao Xiaozhi's little brain and said: "He is not a traditional Chinese medicine, he is a famous commander and writer in the Northern Song Dynasty." He has high military talent and is a general who resists the Yuan. Zhu Xi called him "the first-rate person in heaven and earth in history" and was extremely loved and supported by the people. Therefore, if you want to become a king, you must first memorize his words and poems, and understand his way of kingship, especially his "The Story of Yueyang Tower"!"

Xiao Xiaozhi shouted with his nostrils to the sky and his small voice: "I want to be the king, the king who rules the Amu iron bucket, the king who rules the world!"

Grandpa stuffed Tao Xiaozhi with a book and said, "Very good! This is "The Story of Yueyang Tower", you can read it with me!"

"Yuguanfu Baling is victorious, in a lake in Dongting. Connecting the distant mountains, swallowing the Yangtze River, the vast soup soup, the endless horizon; the morning sun and the sunset, the weather is thousands; this is the grand view of Yueyang Tower, and the predecessors have prepared it. However, the north leads to Wuxia, the South Pole Xiaoxiang, and the people who move to the house will be here.

"If the rain is raining and the moon does not open, the yin wind is angry, the turbid waves are empty, the sun and stars are shining, the mountains are hidden, the business travel is not good, the trees are devastated, the twilight is dark, the tiger roars and the ape cries, and the Dengslou also has to go to the country and nostalgia, worry and fear, full of gloom, and feel extremely sad and sad.

"To the spring and Jingming, the waves are not alarmed, the sky is up and down, a blue sky; sand gulls soar and gather, the brocade scales swim, the shore Zhi Tinglan, lush and green. And or the long smoke is empty, the moon is thousands of miles, the floating light is golden, the still shadow sinks, the fishing song answers each other, what is the joy of this!

If you don't like things, don't feel sorry for yourself, live in a high temple, worry about the people, and worry about the people when you are far away from the rivers and lakes. It is to advance and worry, and retreat to worry; but when will it be happy? It will say: The worries of the world first, and the joy of the world after the world!

"The worries of the world first, and the joy of the world after the world?" Tao Xiaozhi said silently, "Is this the way of the king?"

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"Papapa" A girl with six stars on her head clapped her hands and danced and jumped in.

Silly Xingxing said: "Brother Xiaozhi is so good, he sings so well, I almost want to dance!"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "You're already dancing! However, you dance really beautifully, like a star." ”

The trajectory of the stupid star's dance steps is about that of a five-pointed star, and it moves lightly, like a swan, almost floating.

The silly star put a finger into the corner of his mouth and said, "What kind of star does it look like?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's like a meteor or a comet, it's very beautiful." But what I just sang was not a song, but a speech, called "The Story of Yueyang Tower". ”

Silly Xingxing said: "I don't care about the song or the lyrics, anyway, you sing it well, can you sing it again?"

"Can't!" Tao Xiaozhi rolled his eyes and said, "Can you kiss me?"

Silly Xing blushed and stomped his feet and said: "No! You are not a little melon, you still have to be kissed by people, shameless! It's really annoying!"

"That's a pity!" Tao Xiaozhi sighed and looked at Tiandao, "Little melon is really happy! ”

"I had one thing to tell you. Silly Star pursed his lips and said, "Since you don't want to sing, then I won't tell you!"

"You're so smart!" Tao Xiaozhi gave a thumbs up, "Who dares to call you stupid stars again, I'll see one and fight another!"

Silly Xingxing's face turned bluer, twisted his waist, put a finger to his mouth and said, "Thank you for the compliment! Others also say that I am beautiful and cute in addition to being smart and clever!"

"At least I didn't say that. Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and said, "It's okay if you want me to sing, but you have to promise me one condition, tell me: Who is the shepherd who forgets the old man." ”

Silly Xingxing said: "He is a very cute old man, a very interesting old man, and he often touches his head stupidly and asks: Did I fall asleep again just now?"

Tao Xiaodao: "Why does he ask this? Does he often not know that he is asleep?"

Silly Star said: "That's not the case. It's because he always forgets this and that, and he forgets everything he just did in the blink of an eye, so he thinks he's asleep. My dad said he had super amnesia syndrome. ”

"Amnesia syndrome?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "Will he even forget to save me?" ”

"It's strange that he remembers!" said Silly Star, "what are you looking for him?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I asked him for one thing, a very important thing. ”

"I don't care about anything important, you hurry up and sing to me!" Silly Xingxing twisted Tao Xiaozhi's ears and said, "Sing quickly!"

"Good!good!good!" Tao Xiaozhi said, "You let go of your hand, I'll sing right away!"

Tao Xiaozhi cleared his throat, swallowed his saliva, and said:

There is a beautiful little girl

Her name is Star

She has gentle eyes

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"Is it me who sings?!" Silly Star danced excitedly with star-like eyes.

Stars

You know how cute you are

I'm going to take you to the sky

Look how beautiful the stars are

Pick one

I'll give it to you personally~

"Thank you!" Tao Xiaozhi arched his hand and said, "Thank you! The audience on the left, the audience on the right, and the audience in front, everyone should stop applauding!

Only one person applauded stupidly, and she had six stars on her head.

However, at this time, the voices of several neighbors of Silly Star came out: "Who is screaming like a pig! The song is so ugly that I almost hit the wall and commit suicide!"

"Who's yelling or what?! Scared all my kids out to tears!"

"What bastard is making noise, the flowers are thankful for your natural sound!"

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Silly Star scratched his head and said, "You'd better not make a sound, otherwise if they throw rotten eggs or rotten cabbage, we won't be able to escape so fast!"

Tao Xiaozhi blushed, swallowed his saliva, and nodded.

After waiting for everything to calm down, Tao Xiaozhi said: "If you have something, tell me quickly!"

Silly Star said, "There will be a 'God's appointment' tomorrow night, and I want you to participate too." ”

"God's appointment?" Tao Xiaozhi said, "What kind of festival is this?"

Silly Star said: "This is the birthday party of God Aba." ”