"Hmph, you're finally awake, Jiang Li!"

A voice that seemed to be an electronic synthesis reached his ears, Jiang Li looked up, there were three monsters standing in front of him, with hateful faces, pitch black, strange and twisted bones, both sides of the cheeks opened or closed, extremely mad, limbs wriggled like spider claws, it looked like a spider's claws, it looked like it was hairy, the tongue was amazingly long, turning back and forth in the mouth, disgusting green saliva dripping from the corners of his mouth, Jiang Li who watched it remembered the green tongue popsicle he had eaten a few days ago, with this respectful appearance, he suddenly felt his stomach churning, and he felt sick to his stomach. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huh~ Why are you so disgusting. He thought to himself.

At this time, the three monsters roared at Jiang Li with that face: "Do you remember us? The three monsters who were robbed by you and punched away by you that year, today is the day of shame!"

Of course, Jiang Li didn't remember his crime, but he suddenly understood that this was to seek revenge, but Jiang Li was extremely upset by those two dramas today, and he had been thinking in his heart just now, the world he was in couldn't really be fake, it was really a TV series, so is he the protagonist, huh...... It should be the main character!!

If so, then even if he is a human being, this group of little monsters is not to be afraid, because ......

"You guys are too naïve...... Jiang Li suddenly chuckled, "If I am the protagonist of this TV series, it means that the aura of the protagonist I have must be stronger than yours, and even if it is a desperate situation, I will be arranged to get out of danger." ”

"What is this idiot talking about?" The monsters didn't know that he was fugue again, thinking nonsense, Jiang Li said again: "Hmph, otherwise why wouldn't you kill me on the spot and wait for me to wake up, it seems that the screenwriter is really cleverly arranged, but this kind of bloody plot, I'm afraid it won't be used in the future, what about the ratings?"

"That'...... That's ......" The three monsters were suddenly awakened by his words, "yes, I should have killed him directly just now, why did you bring him here?!!"

"Obviously, you said that you should scare him first and then kill him, which is more exciting. ”

"Now that he's awake, he's still fearless, scare him into a fart!!"

The three monsters had only now moved to kill, but Jiang Li stood up unhurriedly and said, "As the protagonist of this play, my opinion is...... Although I have no divine powers, there will still be mysterious powers to protect me. ”

The monsters were just about to split their hands and feet, but they were suddenly blocked by a layer of light, and the sparks flashed rapidly, but it was difficult to sink into half a point, Jiang Li nodded calmly and smiled, and said in his heart: "Alas...... I am really a person who is sheltered by the halo, as the protagonist, it can be seen that my life is full of miracles in front of the camera, but I am still so tired. ”

The three monsters immediately took a few steps back and said in surprise, "Didn't you observe that his divine power had disappeared?"

"yes!

"No, stay in the green mountains, don't be afraid of no firewood, let's withdraw!"

Jiang Li shook his head and sighed, and said secretly in his heart: "Stupid, the little demon who sent experience in front of the protagonist, said that he could stay in the green mountains, and he was not afraid of no firewood, he would not be able to escape, according to this kind of development, there will definitely be a curse one after another!"

The monster was anxious to escape, and sure enough, three thunderbolts fell from the sky, hitting their retreat, and they ran to the garbage dump The original picture was that there were few people and it was good to hide, who knew that the garbage mountain was surrounded by a large circle, and they had no way to escape.

"Oh no, what are we going to do?!"

Jiang Li pretended to nod and said: "That's right, this old-fashioned plot like a science textbook, after we finish talking about what to do, the next sentence will definitely be...... We fought. ”

"We're fighting!!" the monster scolded solemnly.

Jiang Li rubbed his chin and raised his eyebrows with satisfaction, it seems that the screenwriter knows my heart very well, and the next thing is for me, as the protagonist, to solve their classic scenes with one punch.

Jiang Li suddenly felt that it was quite interesting, so he thought again: "By the way, at this time, the protagonist's aura will generally give the protagonist a magic weapon." Come on, my lovely partner. ”

The three monsters saw that the back road was sealed, so they rushed desperately in the direction of Jiang Li, Jiang Li was leisurely, high-spirited and fearless, at this time, a thunderbolt sent down a divine sword, blocking Jiang Li's body, and shook the three little demons away with strong strength, they immediately vomited blood and died, turning into three ashes and disappearing.

Jiang Li shook his head for them and sighed: "As a little monster who gives experience points, you are very dutiful, go and get a box lunch, I also have to find the legendary entrance to the real society, and give the author a punch in the face." ”

"I will definitely escape!" He raised his head and scolded God weakly, just like this, he planned to go back to sleep first and then go to the so-called reality gate, because he was a little tired from these inexplicable things today, and immediately after, Bai Mengya and the other six people immediately appeared, hurriedly stepped forward and said, "Jiang Li, are you okay?!"

Jiang Li looked at them and didn't say a word, as if he was very tired, Meng Bufan grabbed his shoulder and said, "Pear, are you okay, don't scare me!"

Jiang Li sighed and muttered, "Could it be that the friendship over the years has also come from the script, and I don't know how many digits the price of the second male lead is?"

"Oh no, Pear is crazy again, rush to the hospital. Meng Bufan shouted that he was going to send Jiang Li to a mental hospital.

"You're all lying to me, aren't you? Jiang Li said to them.

The six of them were stunned, could it be that Jiang Li had already seen through the horses and feet they had made for him along the way, Jiang Li said seriously: "Hurry up and explain!"

Seeing that he seemed to be very angry, and it was difficult for everyone to hide it anymore, Bai Mengya said: "Actually, it's like this......"

They explained the cause and effect of the whole thing, and the absurd deeds they did after they found out that the text message was all to make Jiang Li misunderstand that he had recovered his divine power, but they didn't expect that he was really taken away by the monster just now, and several people hurriedly tracked down, Jiang Ru used the enchantment to protect Jiang Li, and Bai Mengya instantly destroyed the monster with the Killing Immortal Sword, and the whole thing was like this.

When Jiang Li heard this, he always felt that his brain cells were not enough, and he said quietly: "It turns out that you protected me just now, I thought that my life had become a drama like that buddy surnamed Chu." ”

"Stupid!" Bai Mengya flicked his head and scolded with a smile: "Could it be that your parents and Xiaoshuai are also fake?"

Jiang Li thought about it carefully, and was also embarrassed by his ridiculous thoughts, but asked them again: "In other words, you have spent so much effort just to make me think that I have recovered my divine power, and then tell my parents that I will not go back?"

Bai Mengya said apologetically: "Everyone is reluctant to make this decision from you, but we have thought about it, even if you change schools, we will keep in touch, and the relationship will remain the same as always, right." ”

Jiang Ru hugged Jiang Li and patted him and said, "Boy, I will miss you." ”

Leng Yue then gave him a hug: "If you have time, you don't have time to chat." ”

Xiaoxue also hugged her with tears in her eyes: "Master, Xiaoxue can't bear you." ”

Ge Bad and Meng Bufan directly cried bitterly and hugged Jiang Li's two feet and sang: "Love~and~meaning!Worth ~thousand~gold!"

Bai Mengya smiled reluctantly, and was about to give him a hug right after, but Jiang Li said in a daze, "What are you all talking about?

"Huh?" The sad atmosphere that had just been stirred up was all shattered by his words, and Bai Mengya asked him urgently: "Didn't your father contact you?"

"Yes, but he didn't tell me to change schools. Jiang Li didn't understand the significance of the few of them, and he didn't plan to transfer back at all.

"No way! Didn't your father send an email saying that he had completed the formalities for you and told you to go home tomorrow?" Ge Bad looked at him pitifully with his thighs in his arms.

Jiang Li was stunned: "By the way, you peeked at my computer and said." ”

"Answer the question first!" the six men hurriedly grabbed him and drank.

Jiang Li said: "Oh, that, that's the check-in formalities, he bought me a ticket online for tomorrow to go home, and I'll be back in three days, hahaha!!"

"Hahh?!!!"

The mouths of the six people opened wider than the buns, indeed, the email did not indicate that it was a transfer procedure, but someone mysteriously misunderstood, the five people immediately focused their sharp eyes on Meng Bufan on his left foot, he swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and then said in a cold sweat: "I just made a beautiful misunderstanding." ”

"Then why didn't you tell us?" Bai Mengya asked him happily from sadness to joy.

"I want to tell you, but I just bought the phone, I don't know why, I can't get through to your phone. Jiang Li said reasonably, and the five of them stared viciously at Ge Kuo on his right foot, because it was natural for him to say that Jiang Li's divine power would come, so he couldn't let anyone approach him, but as long as he contacted someone, he couldn't make such a big joke!

Ge Bad snorted, "It seems that it's really our fault." ”

"It was originally !!" Except for Bai Mengya, everyone else began to hunt down and kill Meng Bufan and Ge Bad, the two evil humans, Bai Mengya couldn't hide his joy, breathed a sigh of relief, and said with relief: "Great." ”

"I also explained why so many things happen along the way when I go out to buy souvenirs, so that's the case. Jiang Li said with a light smile, and Bai Mengya asked him cautiously: "You didn't ...... Angry, right? Everyone is also anxious to use this kind of trick. ”

"It's casual, it's just a little tired. As he spoke, Jiang Li yawned and said, "I'm going back to make up for sleep." ”

Bai Mengya gently wiped away the tears oozing from her eyes, and said with a smile: "I'm so stupid, just ask you directly, why not mess with them, it makes me nervous." ”

"Hmm...... But my dad knew I didn't have the power at first, and he did ask me to transfer to a different school. ”

Bai Mengya asked with interest, "Then what did you say to make him change his mind?"

Jiang Li didn't look at her, but looked at the side and pouted, and said a little twisted: "I...... I just sent him a piece of fiction I had written, and he ...... Understood, and promised me to stay without saying a word, as for what was written...... Don't ask. ”

Bai Mengya suddenly remembered the words that Meng Bufan had relayed to him, his heart trembled, his cheeks were dizzy, he bit his lip and smiled sweetly, then took a step forward and took his hand, stood on tiptoe and kissed his face, and before he could react, he shyly took his hand and left the garbage dump and said, "Aren't you going to buy something?"

"Don't you have a job?" Jiang Li asked with a blushing face.

"Don't ask about this when you're dating!" Bai Mengya turned around and smiled sweetly, her face as beautiful as dusk haze, took his hand, and started the first date belonging to the two. (To be continued.) )