Chapter 9 Can You Die Without Doing?
As soon as Jiang You entered the door, he found that the atmosphere was not quite right, and everyone subconsciously pulled away from him for at least ten meters.
"You said who would be the first to advance this time, I heard that there is only one direct place in the third round, and the others will compete!
"It must be you, who told you to have a good relative!"
Damn, Jiang You heard it, this is cheating, it's decided!
"I can't do it, the yellow hair on the side is powerful, not only is it strong, I heard that there is a division commander on it!"
As a grassroots Jiang You, I didn't realize that what the other party was talking about was not management. But above the heavenly court, there are people in the court who are good officials. He intuitively felt contempt for such unfair rules.
Don't think that Tiandao Entertainment has no favors, some of the judges are all righteous in the heavenly court, and those who look up and don't look down must be biased. But no matter what it is, it is a relationship, Jiang You is becoming more and more irritable, and his heart is not happy.
"Which guy?"
"Him?"
Jiang You turned his head violently and didn't look at it, and someone actually said that he couldn't help but prick up his ears.
"He's going to die, if you want to say that your strength and ability may not be outstanding!"
Ma Dan, what nonsense to tell the truth! Jiang You knows his own business, and he really doesn't know much. When did Lao Tzu die? Don't talk nonsense! This is slander!
"So, do you think he'll make the cut?"
"If I were a judge, I wouldn't let this guy pass, wouldn't it hurt people? God knows what he can do! Isn't it disturbing enough?"
"Makes sense!"
It makes sense that your sister, when did I get upset? Jiang You won't admit it when he is killed, you are slandering, but the conversation outside has put a huge pressure on him, this is right, the last audition, the judges asked him to say it again a few times, but he has not cooperated, a stab, do you expect people to like you?
couldn't help but clench his fists, secretly cheered up, come on, just do your best!
"You're all here, you're here too?" As soon as the three judges who had just entered the door came in, they saw Jiang You on the side, and they suddenly couldn't calm down, they were really disturbed!
There is really a shadow, when the three judges saw Jiang You, they couldn't beat it, they couldn't scold it, Tiandao was watching from the side, and they could only glare at him fiercely.
I'll go, this will give my buddy a look? Jiang You suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart.
"Look, this round of this is going to be over!"
"Yes, I'm a judge, and I won't worry about losing a variable around me, what if the official show doesn't end well, and the above blames it?"
"Haha, then I'm relieved, at least one less opponent!"
Jiang You clenched his fists, can't buddy have a miracle, you wait!
He had just sworn that the judges spoke, "It's good to show off this time!"
Jiang You looked at the old ones speechlessly, talent? If you say that you are bragging about talent, I am absolutely not ambiguous, he looked around, and found that all of them were calm and relaxed, dry! Are they all old drama bones? Or are they Chinese operas and graduated from dramas? Then I'm a mess!
was still cheering himself up, but as soon as this project was said, Jiang You was discouraged by three points. It's over!
"Who's coming first?"
"Me!" After speaking, Jiang You saw a bearded man go up, naked, could it be that the other party wanted to perform chest smashing boulders?
But as soon as the other party moved, Jiang You cried blindly, and he was a trickster! You are so literary and artistic, and your mother knows that this does not fit your style.
Seeing that the other party conjured a small sapling out of thin air, or the kind that grows quickly, Jiang You was directly blinded by the kryptonite dog's eyes, this is not the Spring Festival Gala, there are not so many supports, seeing is believing, this is strength, as for how did he do it? Jiang You didn't know anyway, he knew a little, and he was doomed!
Jiang You sighed and swept around, oh my God, what kind of eyes are these?
The judges nodded, "One point!" ”
The big man left helplessly. Jiang You thinks this is cheating, this trick can be tough David Copperfield! He can only get one point, how can buddy break it?
This kind of change spell, the general scattered immortals will, the blind method, the illusion is just a trick, the three golden immortals recognize it at a glance, if you really create growth, it will definitely not be one point, three points.
"Next!"
I saw that the yellow hair I just said walked up to the stage, and as soon as his hand shook, a ball of fire appeared, and then he threw a fireball, and he used the top of his head! Jiang You looked stupid again, and he added juggling to the trick, you are awesome! One is more ruthless than the other, no wonder it is a big hit, it seems that it is not only related, but also powerful!
"Two points, go down!
Not bad? Not bad? Jiang You felt the hurt of the whole world, this is still two points? People are performing with their lives!
That's right, two points, if it weren't for the true fire of Samadhi, this would be one point in the sky!
"Jiang You, it's your turn!" The judges looked at each other, subconsciously communicated, and said in their hearts, if the strength of this goods is not good, they will be sent away, looking troublesome!
Looking at the other party's eyes, Jiang You didn't have a temper at all, could it be that this is a routine, and the people he has set in him are all low scores, just to squeeze me out?
At this moment, he doesn't have the courage to slap his face at all, he just wants to deal with people casually and leave, people take their lives to fight, what kind of competition does he have? How can he compete? Besides, except for singing a few songs that go out of tune, Jiang You can't do anything.
I can't play musical instruments, let alone hip-hop, and I can't play difficult football, basketball, and parkour!
"Look, Brother Dead is on the field, how many points do you think he can score?"
"One or two points, it's hard to say!"
It's really a good idea, Jiang Youxin said, the first one to do the trick is one point, and I have a zero score is good!
"Let's get started!"
Jiang You's face was gray, he dreamed of stepping on the pinnacle of life yesterday, how do you know that the reality is so cruel, he is still too young, don't say it doesn't matter, his strength is not good!
"I can't help but complain when I'm out of will, and I can't help but be scared when I'm down. There was no accompaniment, a low male voice sounded, this is a song that he will sing when he listens to too much, love to fight to win, a song that can vent his feelings in this situation, originally thought that he worked hard, and he could still have gains, how do you know that this world is so big.
Jiang You has already labeled himself as a failure! But just admit defeat like this, he can't do it, he has had a hard soy sauce since he was a child, even if he loses, he has to lose chicly, and he has not given up two words in his dictionary!
Singing? Three judges have one fun, this is a novelty! You are a scattered immortal, you don't show your magic strength, play singing? Not only them, but even some demon kings on the side were dumbfounded for a while.
With the rhythm, the lyrics jumped out of the mouth of the soy sauce one by one, although he didn't sing very well, he himself knew that there was no hope this time, but, where did the demon kings around him hear this song?
As soon as he opened his mouth, several demon kings were stunned, and he read the first sentence repeatedly, deeply touching, which cultivator has never encountered a predicament! The road to seeking the Tao is long, and there are thorns along the way, and the frustration and pain in it, who listens to the Tao.
"That pass loses hope, drunk every day, soulless and physical, like a scarecrow!" Jiang You's heart is getting lower and lower, this time there is no play, and he will leave after singing!
"That's a good lyric!" one of the judges nodded.
"It's a pity, it's all an outsider, although it is difficult to sing about seeking the Tao, but after all, it is a small way, and I won't give a high score!" the three looked at each other and nodded.
"Well, but it's a blessing that I didn't die!"
As your sister, Jiang You glanced at them with disdain, I'm serious, okay!
"I'm so touched, but unfortunately, he chose the wrong thing for the performance!"
"yes, that's a really good word!"
Just when everyone was sorry, the singing changed.
"Three points are destined, seven points depend on hard work, love to fight to win!"
With a plop, a demon king on the side knelt down! Why are you going against the sky again!
Poof, the three judges collectively squirted a mouthful of water, looked at Jiang You with a dull face, and said Okay, don't you die? Three points are destined? Seven points rely on hard work? Why are you still the rhythm of my life? You do it again, you are brother, big brother, let's perform well, don't keep playing with heartbeats, okay?
ps: Recommend this book, "Tai Chi Gongzi", martial arts, friends who like it can take a look.