Chapter 159: Confrontation in front of the cave
The monkey sneered when he heard this, and said with ridicule: "You mother-in-law is really whimsical, not to mention that cultivation is not easy, like you and other ignorant and ignorant mundane things, if it is not really a coincidence, it has to be carefully selected by different people, relying on their own ability to comprehend the heavenly machine, let alone a hundred years, even if you practice for thousands of years, how many can live a long time and cultivate into refinement? If it is really as easy as you think, isn't the world full of demons, and the world is in chaos?"
"Besides, my old grandson has been in the Three Realms for thousands of years, and he has always made a few friends, if the immortal Buddha in any place occasionally has a whim, even if this great sage is trapped here, he will feel pity and draw a sword to help me save my life. Those immortals and Buddhas are all powerful characters, like you are a mere demon in the lower realm, a little end of the way, you can be defeated with just a finger, and when the time comes, this great sage will be detached, and he will definitely use means to personally take your life, in order to repay the humiliation of my trapped today. ”
When Chun Thirty Niang heard this, she couldn't help but laugh heartily, and said with a trembling flower: "Stinky monkey Mo laughs at the old lady's whimsy, aren't you also so delusional? When they act recklessly, they have offended the gods and Buddhas all over the world, and they know that although they can't beat you, they must be very resentful and jealous of you in their hearts, and they want to kill you quickly, so after you were pressed by the Buddha on the Wuzhi Mountain for hundreds of years, they celebrate all over the world, and they are inexplicably happy, but which one of them has the good heart to come and see you once? Now you are trapped here, the same situation as back then, and you want those immortals and Buddhas who are sanctimonious, inflammatory, and full of ghosts to show mercy to save you, it is not wishful thinking, but what is it?
Her words hit the hidden pain in the monkey's heart, and he was speechless, so he had to snort coldly, turn his head, and sigh from time to time, and fell into deep thought.
Knowing that she stepped on the monkey and hurt her feet, Chun Thirty Niang was proud in her heart, looking up to the sky and laughing wildly, the feeling of joy was indescribable, and suddenly she saw the person lying next to Wukong waking up quietly, because she couldn't bear the pain and itching on her body, she kept rolling on the ground and howling, and she was in pain. Chun Thirty Niang had a happy mind and a spring breeze on her face, and she couldn't help but be curious, and turned her head to the little demon leader and asked, "Well, who is this, and how is he rolling on the ground?"
The little demon leader made a gesture and replied respectfully: "Back to my mother, this person may have been with Sun Monkey all the way, when the children restrained Sun Wukong, he jumped off the tree and turned into a little pig to escape, but was discovered by the children, so they used their magic to capture him and offer it to all the mothers." ”
Seeing that the old pig's face was full of red sores and pimples, his facial features were purple and not human, Chun Thirty Niang was very disgusted when she saw it, and her brows furrowed slightly: "This guy is full of red bumps all over his body, he lives like a toad, just looking at it is disgusting enough, how can he still have an appetite to eat?"
As soon as he heard this, the little demon leader smiled all over his face, and said haha: "Mother is right, this pig's head looked good at first, but because he was a little anxious by the children, he actually stood up and waved a nail rake to resist. Don't look at his appearance, he is very strong, but the children can't fight him, so they use the method of incarnation outside the body, summoning thousands of small insects to attack him, so that he can be subdued, but he was bitten by thousands of flying insects, and his skin is allergic, so his body is full of red bumps. If his mother thinks he looks ugly, she might as well close it for a few more days, and wait for the red bumps on his body to fade naturally, revealing his true face. ”
Hearing what the little demon said, Chun Thirty Niang nodded, and said absentmindedly: "That's it, then let's raise it first, I have a big revenge now, I have a happy mind, and I want to reward everyone well, and after a few days, I will take this fat pig to mourn my sister's soul, and after the memorial, we will hang him on the net, and use the juice in his body beautifully, which is a good enjoyment." When the banshees heard this, they were all overjoyed, and they clapped their palms and thanked them.
Bajie was bitten by thousands of flying insects, it hurt and itched, and he couldn't bear it, so he rolled on the ground and scratched and howled vigorously, but his ears were high, eavesdropping on the conversation of the monsters. He heard that Chun Thirty Niang disliked his appearance, pimples, and lost his appetite, and he had the intention of returning, and he was very surprised in his heart, and he didn't want to be blocked by the exit of the little demon leader, so he instantly changed Chun Thirty Niang's mind, and couldn't help but be very annoyed, straightened his throat, and scolded without a mouth:" You little beast is so lazy, this lady thinks that my old pig is ugly and unappetizing, so it is also a great merit to let me go, but you are a karmic animal, and you have a lot of mouths, but you will give your pig grandfather's life here, your pig grandfather is dead and blind, so he eats me, and he should send a few days of swine fever and torture you alive. ”
The little demon leader was furious when he heard this, and kicked the old pig in the lower abdomen, and kicked the old pig to cover his abdomen with a howl, panting and spitting out a few mouthfuls of white foam, and rolling more smoothly and happily.
Hearing Bajie's scream, the originally thoughtful Chun Thirty Niang suddenly looked back as if she had been electrocuted, her body trembled, and a pair of beautiful eyes stared at the old pig who was rolling vigorously, and she was in a trance for a while, as if she was crazy.
After being silent for a long time, Chun Thirty Niang sighed faintly, as if muttering to herself: "What did you call me, you evil obstacle?"
Bajie couldn't help but be taken aback, thinking that her casual flattering words just now had violated the taboo of this banshee, making her care so much, and focusing all her attention on herself.
But after all, he said such words in front of many people, and it was not easy to deny it, Bajie had to stop rolling, take a breath, and answer honestly: "I call you Niangniang, if there is anything wrong, I will change it." ”
Chun Thirty Niang suddenly fell into deep thought, and after a while, she sneered lightly: "You call me Niangniang, do you know that two hundred years ago, you held the two of us children, did you call me Niangzi? ”
Seeing that the old pig opened his mouth wide and didn't react at all, Chun Thirty Niang smiled slightly bitterly and continued: "Pig head, let me ask you, you have traveled all the way west, have you ever been to a place called Wuyue Mountain, and you know a person named Erjiajia?"
"Second master?" The old pig shook his head and said bluntly: "I've never heard of it, I only know that there is a second senior brother in the Sanzang Legion, and he is my old pig." ”
As soon as the words came out, Chun Thirty Niang, who originally had an unusually serious expression, actually laughed out loud, and snorted coldly: "The second master, the second senior brother, is really a perfect match, it seems that in this past and present life, you two are also guilty of two, maybe you are really the person I am looking for." Children, this pig's head is very interesting, and you can take him back and present it to the old lady, which can be regarded as a great achievement, and carry him into the cave with the medicine to be raised for a few days, and when I have time, I have something to say to him in detail. ”
Bajie was secretly happy in his heart, hugged his fists, and said with a cheap smile: "Ah, as the saying goes, it's better to die than to live, as long as you don't kill me, let you raise it first, but don't you care about the food, it is said that my old pig has been tossing all morning, and I am a little hungry." ”
Chun Thirty Niang felt quite funny when she heard it, and pretended to be disdainful: "The thief pig's head is dying, and he still wants to eat and drink, and he is really big, but what do you want to eat, just let the children send it to you." ”
Seeing her smile gently, Bajie felt scared, shrunk up, and muttered in a low voice: "Well, as the saying goes, women's hearts are capricious, and they are not as fast as you, the monster, who changed his face as fast, hated me at first, and had the intention of letting me go, but later after this little evil animal said, he wanted to put me in the cave with wound medicine, and he also intended to let me eat." My old pig just said casually, I think that as a captive of you bloodthirsty demons, it is a blessing to be immortal, where can I get such good treatment, it must be you, the monster, who has evil intentions, trying to buy my old pig, with the intention of not being good for our Sanzang army, this marshal anticipates the enemy's opportunity, so he will not be fooled by you. ”
Chun Thirty Niang was furious when she heard this, her apricot eyebrows were upside down, and her face was hideous: "Okay, you don't know what to do, the old lady treats you sincerely, you don't kowtow and thank you, how can you still save such a small belly chicken intestines, so misinterpreted and slandered against me?
"You don't believe me, you can't afford to be so kind to me, but I don't want to keep you, so get out of here, the farther away from the old lady, the better, the old lady never wants to see you again in this life. ”
Seeing that she was furious and said these hurtful words hoarsely, Bajie's stubborn temper also came up, shook his head, lay on the ground and hummed: "Stinky monster, you have already been seen through by my old pig, but it is better to pretend less, now that I have been caught here by you, sooner or later it will be the food in your bowl, the meat in your mouth, how could you be so kind and let me go easily?" It must be that you feel that it is difficult to find Master, so you pretend to be angry and want to release my old pig, but you can take the opportunity to follow you, and after I connect with Master, you can show up and easily serve us to a pot. ”
"Monster, you really have a deep scheming, thanks to my old pig's quick mind and bypass, I can see through your sinister intentions at once, so as not to fall for you and make a big mistake. You just want to let me go now, and I won't leave, Marshal Ben is here to spend time with you monsters, so that your whole plan will fail, see what you can do to me?"