Chapter 66: Funny Tiger
In recent days, Sanzang masters and apprentices have become obsessed with playing mahjong, hurrying slowly during the day, and at night, they will live in the Linglong Pavilion and fight night and night. There is no light at night, Sanzang took out the Xuanguang mirror given by Guanyin as an electric lamp, not to mention that the effect is quite good, but I don't know how Guanyin should feel when he sees such a scene?
The apprentices gambled one by one, touching the cards like a god, Tang Sanzang lost money almost every night, and he was really depressed and crazy. Among them, Bajie's gambling skills are the most outstanding, which is due to his two hundred years of being hunted down, which makes him grow up extremely terrifying. The old pig not only has excellent hearing, super fast response, but also rare to be smart and steady, good at observing words and feelings, so the gambling skills are like gods, and the monkey is too frizzy, ranking second temporarily.
In this regard, Tang Sanzang expressed a strong protest, claiming that it was very unfair to beat him like this, because the apprentices were all immortal-level figures, and their hearing and eyesight were far superior to him as a master, so if he was asked to pay, it could only be counted as half. Even so, the archmage was still defeated and lost, with an economic deficit, a lot of debts, and the worst thing was that he was revered by his disciples as a boy of scattered wealth.
Gambling hurts people, the archmage was depressed and lay on the back of the horse and went crazy, and couldn't help but miss the robbers who robbed along the way. Because according to the custom, every time the Sanzang Legion encounters a robber, Wukong first knocks out the weapons in the hands of the robbers, and then releases Gao Xiuning to practice the Qingshuang swordsmanship, and finally strips them naked and takes them to a place where there are people to parade. It wasn't until the robbers were humiliated and vowed not to harm anyone again that Goku was ordered to take them to the local government for proper management. As for the money looted by the robbers, it was naturally collected by the Sanzang Army, and Tang Sanzang would take out a part of it to help the local poor people, and hand over the rest to the local government, leaving a few hundred taels of silver to be divided equally among the five masters and apprentices to cope with the many expenses on the westward journey.
Now that the economy is in deficit, Tang Sanzang, who has no money, can't stop moaning: "Wukong, how many days have we not seen robbers, damn, if you want Lao Tzu to pay back, you can count on them." ”
The monkey blinked his eyes and replied: "It's been half a month, Master, this desert is so long, I'm afraid there are no robbers, and my grandson's hands are itching." ”
"Alas, life is hard. The archmage sighed heartily, causing the disciples to laugh behind their backs.
"Master, five hundred meters ahead, I found an unknown object moving, it seems to be a big guy. While he was talking, Bajie listened intently and shouted a warning.
"Okay, brothers, those who can appear here are definitely either treacherous or thieves, and they will all rush up to Lao Tzu. Sanzang was excited when he heard this, and regardless of his own powerlessness, he took the lead and rushed forward.
Seeing this, the apprentices shook their heads and followed: "It seems that the master is about to go crazy when he wants money, blame the pitiful, let's win less against him in the future." ”
A tiger spirit in front of him was shaking his head and walking, and when he saw Tang Sanzang rushing over, he was stunned at first, and then cried loudly: "Living people, living people, God, two hundred years have passed, and we haven't seen a living person in Huangfengling for eight hundred miles." Oh my God, you've opened your eyes this time. ”
Seeing this scene, Tang Sanzang was suddenly dumbfounded: "Damn, what's the situation with this guy, has he never seen a living person or what's wrong, why is he crying?"
"Well, the monk on the other side listened, Lao Tzu is the Tiger Pioneer under the Yellow Wind King, you are here by coincidence, Tiger Master I just want to find some food to offer to the King. You just obediently follow the tiger master, don't make it difficult for the tiger master. Tiger Pioneer grinned, pretending to clench his fists fiercely and put on a cannibalistic posture.
"Hmph, it's really a shame, just let your aunt Gao Xiuning come to meet you. Xiu Ning was furious when he heard this, and he pulled out the Clear Frost Sword and rushed forward.
"Xiu Ning, come back quickly, this little tiger has some means, I'm afraid you can't beat it. Before Tang Sanzang finished speaking, Gao Xiuning flew up and kicked the Tiger Pioneer far away.
Damn, the archmage was dumbfounded again, in his mind, the Tiger Pioneer seemed to be quite powerful, why could he be so weak, it was really incomprehensible. Seeing Gao Xiuning stomp on the little tiger's head, Tang Sanzang was completely speechless.
"Damn, if it weren't for the tiger master being so hungry that he didn't have the strength, what would he be doing now? Tiger Pioneer lay on the ground and said with a snort.
"Hehe, Tiger Pioneer, let me ask you, you have been a monster in Huangfengling for so many years, you always have some treasures, right?" Tang Sanzang's eyes lit up, and he asked quite eagerly. All the apprentices shook their heads in unison when they heard this, the master was really embarrassed by the face of the Sanzang Legion.
"Ahem, we don't even have anything to eat, how can we bother to find treasure?" Tiger Pioneer took a breath and replied.
"Ge Laozi, you monsters, you know how to fight and kill all day long, and you are not professional at all. Tang Sanzang was very angry and motioned for Wukong to tie him up first.
As he spoke, the Tiger Pioneer slammed forward, and actually took off his skin to reveal his original form, and ran naked, the speed was as fast as lightning. Gao Xiuning stepped on the tiger skin, and saw the tiger spirit running away, she was stunned on the spot, she obviously couldn't believe that the tiger would still shed its skin.