Chapter 206: This Is Shit!
After sending Jiang Hua away, Yan Er and Bai Yi both felt a little lost, and the two of them in the underworld usually had no chance to contact with other people, and finally met Jiang Hua, a 'big sister' type of girl, but only two meals were about to be separated, Yan Er didn't have any baggage in his heart, but Bai Yi unconsciously kept recalling Jiang Hua's words, thinking about it, he was fascinated, and when he reacted, he stomped his feet, and said sullenly: "Hmph! How can I like that big **, it's incredible!" Just kidding! How can that big ** be worthy of me!"
"Sister Bai, what are you doing, are you twisting your foot?" Yan Er saw Bai Yi's movements, and asked curiously, blinking this big watery eye, which frightened Bai Yi to quickly stop his movements, and said with a straight smile on his face while turning around: "Sister Bai is so strong, how can she twist her foot, just now I just mentioned the pebble, it's okay, hehe, it's okay." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info"
Yan Er nodded stupidly, took Bai Yi's hand, looked at Bai Yi, who was taller than herself, and asked, "Sister Bai, do you say that we can still see Sister Jiangyu?" If Brother Longyuan also goes back, will there be no chance to see them, Grandpa Ku told me that my body can't support it for long, so I'm afraid of ......."
"What are you afraid of? Don't you have Sister Bai? No matter what happens, I will accompany you, and I will accompany you until I personally see Yan Er find my own happiness!" Bai Yi hugged Yan Er and said softly, I don't know why, but when I said this, my heart ached faintly......
Longyuan's side, the bitter old man is like being familiar with his own home, with Longyuan constantly strolling around, every organ seems to be clearly touched by him, is it a huge pillar, Longyuan thought it was an ordinary pillar, but the bitter old man took him directly into it, sometimes it is a wall, but it is like an illusion directly through the past, the traffic of the underworld is convenient but very complicated, complicated but compared with the usual hurry, it saves a lot of time, the bitter old man took Longyuan to turn in circles, and finally, came to a rather atmospheric hall!
Long Yuan is also here for the first time to see other people who are angry, different from those black and white impermanence, the people here have vivid expressions on their faces, and with their favorite dress, they are no different from ordinary people, and these people saw that the bitter old man all gave way one after another, and kept nodding at him, and called him respectfully: "Bitter Elder!"
"Bitter old man, what's your situation, aren't there no living people in the underworld?" Long Yuan turned his head and looked at the people around him with strange eyes, and those people also looked at him with a strange eye, these people are obviously different from those impermanence, the bitter old man smiled, looked at Long Yuan's expression, and also explained: "You kid came to the underworld without knowing anything, I think you are just full and tired!" The black and white impermanence in the underworld is just a number, those low-level impermanence are just some eliminated defective products, and those gathered here are either some deceased geniuses, the underworld has given them a chance to re-cultivate, but in the future, they must be served by the underworld, just like that female madman Bai Yi, and there are living people who have been sent to the underworld to cultivate!"
When Long Yuan heard what the bitter old man said, he didn't turn around a little, isn't the dungeon all the places where dead souls come from? How can there be living people?
The bitter old man suddenly stopped, glanced at Long Yuan, and said, "Then what are you? Aren't you still alive? I think you are like a retard!"
Long Yuan: "I... I..."
Looking at the speechless Long Yuan, the bitter old man walked up again, Long Yuan had to follow, and the bitter old man explained at this time: "Have you heard of the six Rashomons? Five of them are distributed in all corners of the Xuanwu Continent, do you think no one on the Xuanwu Continent knows about the existence of the underworld?" It's just that the underworld is low-key, countless powerful beings on the Xuanwu Continent know the underworld, and they also know how to come to the underworld, I don't know how you kid came here, but other powers, if you want to come to the underworld, it's just a matter of paying a little price, and these powerful heirs can also be sent to the underworld to experience it, and cultivating in the underworld has no weak benefits for the divine sense and soul, and the strength and physical fitness pursued by most martial artists in the Xuanwu Continent are different, so it also happens to build their descendants into a more comprehensive existence, and the underworld is still a hidden sect to put it bluntly, and I, now I am a named elder, now I understand!”
Long Yuan nodded, looked at the strange eyes of the people around him, and asked a little weakly: "Bitter old man, I understand the truth, but why do they all look at me with what kind of eyes? It doesn't feel like the kind of respect for you, no, the kind of respect for you." ”
"Oh, what do you say?" The bitter old man listened to Long Yuan's words and looked around, and all those people avoided the sight of the bitter old man, and the bitter old man smiled and said indifferently: "Because the first few times people like you walked behind me died, and they died quite miserably, it is estimated that it is not better than being killed by that ghoul." ”
"Oh, no wonder......" Long Yuan nodded, after knowing the cause and effect, he no longer dodged those strange eyes, puffed up his chest, both hands were about to shake up and strode forward, the bitter old man smiled and didn't care about him, as for those who were secretly observing, they kept smacking, but unfortunately they were going to die again, and Long Yuan's provocative eyes and walking posture were also regarded by them as a kind of dying But at this time, a group of people appeared in front of the bitter old man, not like other disciples to get out of the way, but instead walked towards the bitter old man, among which a man who walked in the front said to the bitter old man: "Ouch, Elder Ku, have you come out to find an experimental subject again?"
As he spoke, he glanced at Long Yuan behind the bitter old man, his eyes were like looking at a piece of, and he smiled: "It can be seen that Elder Ku is quite discerning, this kind of temperament is extraordinary, and the talents with a chic posture have been discovered by your old man, hehe, amazing!"
Long Yuan looked at this man, his body was well-proportioned, not like the kind of person who cultivated physical arts, a pair of peach blossom eyes made the man want to flatten him a little, a tear mole in the corner of his left eye, it looked very evil and handsome, although the high nose bridge and thin lips were very handsome, but it made people feel that this appointment was tricky and mean, and it was very similar to the cowherd who accompanied the wine on those TV series, although he had the demeanor of a son of everyone, he did not hide his flamboyant personality at all, at a glance, Long Yuan knew that this was the kind of people who came to the underworld to train, and behind him, it must be an indispensable dragon set of dog legs, Long Yuan also smiled, said to the man: "This handsome pot is a pressure cooker in a handsome pot at a glance! Look at the handsome pot in front of him, fresh and stylish, he must also have received a lot of rich women, and the younger brother happens to have a certain yearning for this industry, I don't know if I can communicate?"
The man looked at Long Yuan's obscene demeanor, although he didn't understand what this kid said, but there must be something bad to say, and said softly: " Although you kid is flamboyant, but I think you also have some outstanding features, you follow the bitter old man is just a dying person, or follow me, among the children of the underworld, I dare not say that I am the first, but the top five are safe and proper, this bitter elder has been experimenting with our children, and we dare not be angry, but today you meet me, then it is your creation, I will save your life now, this bitter elder should not sell my Huangfu family a face, right?"
This man has to say that he is very skillful in speaking, while wooing Long Yuan, while laughing at the old man, and at the same time not forgetting to expose his identity and status, but also showing off his energy in the underworld, if ordinary people hear him, it is estimated that they will choose to get rid of this poisonous old man who is at risk at any time and choose a handsome and beautiful young man, but Long Yuan happens to be not that kind of ordinary person.
Long Yuan didn't answer the man's invitation, but said to the bitter old man: "Hey, bitter old man, is what I heard true?
When everyone heard Long Yuan's words, their jaws dropped, this mentally handicapped kid directly called this bitter elder who kills people without blinking, eats people and doesn't spit out bones, and is a bitter old man!? Even the handsome man's face has changed, if Long Yuan really angers this bitter old man, he may not be able to keep Long Yuan, if it spreads out, it will be very bad for his reputation in the underworld! The child of a big family, no matter where he goes, he has his own reputation, if he gives up Longyuan at this moment, then it is also a bad reputation of escaping, at this moment he is difficult to ride a tiger, with a smile on his face, but he curses Longyuan for being ignorant!
But what made people even more shocked was the reaction of the bitter old man, who usually used poisonous lessons to make him unhappy at every turn, and said to Long Yuan with an indifferent face at this moment: "Oh, maybe, anyway, a dog's fart is a fart, and it should be similar to a human fart......"
The man's heart was instantly furious when he said this, but his face was still biased, and Long Yuan hurriedly denied the bitter old man and said, "Eh, bitter old man, what you said is wrong!"
The handsome man thought that he had saved Long Yuan's life like this, and Long Yuan would say two good words for himself, but he knew that Long Yuan continued to say: "Bitter old man, a person's fart is a fart, a dog's fart, this is a bullshit!
"Yes, yes, shit! This is shit!haha!" The bitter old man found Long Yuan so cute for the first time, but the man didn't think so!
Suddenly, a golden light flashed in the air, and an attack with a heroic righteousness directly attacked the undefended Dragon Yuan!
I saw that the man formed a fist with both hands and hammered directly at Long Yuan's head, and his handsome face roared fiercely: "I want your dog life today!"