Chapter 562: Pretending to be confused and deceiving Zhu San to be happy
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Shenshui Jiao knew that Zhu San was honest, but he was still teasing him: "If you can talk about these immortals, I will provide for your family." 【】”
Zhu San squeaked and said, "It's not bad to offer the fox fairy, so don't move." ”
Shenshui Jiao simply picked out the matter: "The three immortals of the pigs, are you afraid of Linghu Wuji?"
Zhu San's eyes glared and said, "Our Songlin Cave Mansion will be afraid of Linghu Mountain?"
After a tough sentence, Zhu San was a little soft: "Brother, you don't know anything." We are not afraid of Linghu Wuji, but Linghu Wuji has an apprentice named Honghuomiao, and we are good friends. For her sake, we won't grab incense with Linghu Wuji. ”
Zhu San said so on his lips, but said in his heart: "If Honghuo Miao knew that I robbed her of her incense, she wouldn't have tossed our family to death." It's better to stay away from them. ”
Shenshui Jiao knew that Zhu San was afraid of the red flames, and still pretended not to know and made Zhu San happy: "The three immortals of the pigs, I feel that you are not afraid of Linghu Wuji, it seems that you are afraid of the red flames." ”
Hearing Shenshui Jiao's words, Zhu San was a little embarrassed at first, as if he had been seen in his privacy, but Zhu San was quite upright, and replied truthfully: "I'm just afraid of the red flames, my brain is not as fast as her, the ghost can't be her, is this shameful? She has saved our brother's life several times, are you afraid that she is not normal?"
Shen Shui Jiao smiled: "Hearing the three great immortals of the pig say this, I admire you even more." You are really a great immortal who loves and hates clearly, distinguishes between right and wrong, is benevolent and righteous, and is straightforward. ”
Shenshui Jiao's plausible words simply made Zhu San stunned, and he didn't know if it was a good word, just a smirk.
Shenshui Jiao took Zhu San to the tea room, and the clerk made a pot of good tea.
Shenshui Jiao sent the teacup to Zhu San: "Daxian, please use tea." ”
Zhu San was really thirsty, took the tea and drank it all, put down the teacup and said, "Boss Shui, I have to choose the pearl quickly, if it is good, it will be troublesome for others to choose it." ”
"Good. Shenshui Jiao also put down the teacup and said, "Then I will personally accompany the three immortals of the pig to choose pearls." 【】”
When he came to the counter of the storefront, Zhu San was dazzled by the various pearls in front of him, and he chose the pearls very seriously.
Shenshui Jiao shouted to a clerk: "Connoisseur, accompany the three immortals of the pig to choose pearls." ”
The connoisseur came over and said to Zhu San, "Daxian, please come with me." ”
Zhu San was in high spirits of selection, but was interrupted by the connoisseur and asked puzzledly, "Where to go?" ”
Shenshui Jiao explained: "The three immortals of the pig, these pearls are all vulgar. Dusty people have children, get married, etc., and spend a few taels of silver. The best is only a tael of gold, can you get your hands on it?"
Only then did Zhu San sigh that he had no knowledge, and reluctantly followed the connoisseur into the treasure room. When he stepped into the treasure room, he looked stupid. All kinds of pearls compete with each other, and even if he doesn't understand pearls, he feels that the pearls here are several grades higher than the pearls outside.
The connoisseur said while introducing the goods to Zhu San: "Distinguished guests, the treasures of the small shop are all unique to the world, but the prices are expensive. ”
"As long as it's genuine, it's unique. Price is not an issue. Zhu Sanniu replied coaxingly.
The connoisseur replied, "Yes, you are satisfied." Then introduce them to Zhu San one by one.
Zhu San doesn't know how to appreciate treasures, but he is a bit of a ghost, and he doesn't know how to pretend to understand there. One of the most common sayings: "This one is still bad, is there any better." ”
The jewelry connoisseur saw a mallet and smiled at Zhu San's various coaxing. At the same time, he asked the deep water Jiao with his eyes whether to slaughter the fat sheep or not. Shenshui Jiao shook his head and motioned for him to take the best and find the price.
Zhu San tossed for a while and woke up, he didn't know how to do it and was foolish, and in the end he would definitely suffer a loss, so he stopped choosing and said: "I believe in you, take out the best pearls in your store, the pearls in the town store." ”
As soon as the connoisseur waved his hand, a beautiful female clerk came in with a plate on which was placed a beautifully carved box.
When I saw this box, I couldn't help but think of the idiom story of "buying and returning pearls". The whole box is gilded with a dragon and phoenix pattern, and the staggered diamonds sparkle.
Regardless of the contents inside, just looking at this box, Zhu San likes it.
The connoisseur took out a pair of white gloves and put them on, pointed to the treasure box, and said, "Honorable guest, this treasure box is worth 100,000 taels of silver." ”
Zhu San was completely convinced, and said repeatedly: "It's so beautiful." Value, value. ”
The connoisseur gently opened the lid with both hands, and four soft rays of light came into Zhu San's eyes.
Inside the box are four pearls that are transparent throughout. The four pearls are the size of an egg, and they are the same size, and the most rare thing is that the whole bead is as transparent as water.
The connoisseur pointed to the bottom of the box and said, "Look, you can see the words on the bottom of the pearl from above." ”
Zhu San carefully stretched his neck to check, and he could really see the bottom through the pearls, and the next word under each pearl was "peerless treasures." ”
The connoisseur explained: "There are more than a dozen types of pearls, and this is the most precious one. The beads are non-variegated and transparent. ”
Zhu Sanle's mouth couldn't close and said, "That's it." How much money? I pay in cash. ”
The connoisseur replied, "This group of pearls alone is worth 200,000 taels of gold." The bead box was 150,000 taels of silver. ”
"It's so expensive?"
Shenshui Jiao took it and said: "For the sake of seeing that I admire you, I will give you the bead box." ”
When Zhu San heard that he was exempted from 150,000 taels of silver, he felt more comfortable: "Then I will thank the boss." ”
When Zhu San was about to pick up the goods, Shenshui Jiao suddenly pointed to the bead box and said to the connoisseur: "This bead box is a little flawed, so repair it." I took the three immortals of the pig to the tea room and waited. ”
The connoisseur really didn't understand Shenshuijiao's words, there was nothing wrong with this bead box, but the boss said it, so he had to agree: "Yes, I'll do it immediately." ”
Zhu San looked at the exquisite bead box suspiciously: "I look very good, huh?"
In order to dispel Zhu San's doubts, Shenshui Jiao said: "Daxian, you definitely didn't buy such expensive pearls for your own use, and your gift giver must like pearls." ”
Zhu San was surprised and said, "How do you know?"
Shen Shui Jiao said with a smile: "We receive distinguished guests from all walks of life all year round, and you can see it at a glance. ”
Zhu San thought that Shenshui Jiao's words were credible, but the question arose: "But how do you know that the other party must like pearls." ”
Shenshui Jiao replied, "You told me." ”
Zhu San thought for a while, feeling that he hadn't said this since he entered the store, shook his head and said, "I haven't said it." ”
Shenshui Jiao explained: "You go to the treasure store to buy gifts, and you ask for pearls when you enter the door, and you don't understand pearls, then it must be that the recipient likes pearls." You do what you like, and you specialize in pearls. ”
Zhu San said approvingly: "The analysis is right, the other party likes all treasures, but he has a unique love for pearls." ”
Shenshui Jiao took it and said, "So, the gift you gave him, he will definitely appreciate it carefully." The peerless pearls you bought with all this gold are not satisfied with you because of a little flaw in the bead box, and you don't feel wronged. ”
Zhu San understood that the shopkeeper was thinking about himself, not trying to play tricks. Otherwise, you'll get yourself in trouble.
Zhu San hurriedly said: "Then hurry up and get it, I'll wait in your tea room." Your tea is really good, I'll drink two more cups. ”
Shenshui Jiao said to Che Qian: "You look at the dots, tell us when you get it." ”
Chela Qian understood the meaning of Shenshui Jiao's words, and stood guard near the tea room, and when she saw that they had talked about almost nothing, she came in and told her that the bead box had been renovated.
After the two immortals sat down again, Shenshui Jiao asked teasingly: "The three immortals of the pigs, such a big deal, must be the fairy in the picture." ”
Hearing Shenshui Jiao's words, Zhu San was so frightened that he almost spit out the tea, and hurriedly denied: "Boss Shui, you can't talk nonsense." If this is heard by Changbai Huangxian, it won't kill me. ”
Shenshui Jiao asked guessingly: "Are you giving it to Changbai Huangxian?" Seeing Hunt San shaking his head, he then guessed: "Give it to the immortal of Changbai Huangxian?"
Zhu San sighed and said, "If you don't listen to these messy things of the earth immortals." ”
Shenshui Jiao understands Zhu San's temper, if he is particularly anxious to inquire, he is really happy to stop there, but if you show that it doesn't matter, he has to say it.
Shenshui Jiao smiled and said, "I'm a duster, and I don't care too much about the affairs of the earth immortals. Besides, the three immortals of the pigs, it's not that I underestimate you, what you know is what everyone knows. Confidential matters, like me, you may not know. ”
"Look down on me?" Zhu San's fire really made Shenshui Jiao arch: "Let me tell you, I may not know about other earth immortal secrets, just the Xuanfeng Shenni's little, I have a clear door." Let's take today's incident as an example, what I did was not authentic, I just wanted to receive some gifts. ”
Xuanfeng Shenni is the target of Honghuomiao's key monitoring, Zhu San has no intention of telling the secrets that he has mastered Xuanfeng Shenni, and Shenshui Jiao decides to catch this big fish and find out some secrets of Xuanfeng Shenni.
Shenshui Jiao said in an admiring tone: "The three great immortals of the pigs, why did you pull out the Xuanfeng Shenni again? This is a great immortal, and the people believe in her very much." ”
"Daxian, hum. What's wrong with the Great Immortals, the Great Immortals are also the same as the dusters. It seems that Zhu San is really distressed about spending this money, and he actually complained.
In order to let Zhu San tell more truth, Shenshui Jiao deliberately said: "Zhu San Xian, what you said is too messy. One will be a white yellow fairy, and the other will be a Xuanfeng Shenni. That is, your brain can remember, my brain is stupid, and I can't figure it out. ”
Hearing Shenshui Jiao say this, Zhu San was even more energetic. For many years, I have often been scolded for my own brain problems, and I finally met a dustman who is stupider than my own brain, and this time I have to make it clear to him no matter what, to prove that my brain is not stupid.
Zhu San began to tell, although he wanted to prove that his brain was not stupid, Shenshui Jiao still figured it out after the fact.
Xuanfeng Xiaoyue moved into Changbai Cave Mansion under the mediation of the red flames. Xuanfeng Shenni always felt that his sister was a little misnamed, and a few days ago, on a whim, he wanted to hold a ceremony for his sister.
The immortals of the immortals also have families, and their practice is often to invite good friends to come, and everyone eats and drinks to celebrate. Mobile phone users should browse and read for a better reading experience.