After the training, Zhou Yi returned to the locker room and pounced when he saw Barrios: "Lucas!"

He shouted in an unkind tone. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Huh, what?" Barrios looked dazed, not understanding why Zhou Yi was so angry.

"It's all your fault!" Zhou Yi shouted.

"What's wrong with me?"

The other teammates in the locker room were also attracted by Zhou Yi's actions, isn't the relationship between these two people quite good?

Captain Kyle was also about to come forward to stop the conflict between the two, but at this time, he heard Zhou Yi say angrily: "It's all your fault for saying on the TV show that I will do oriental witchcraft, so that the fans who come to me now are not asking for autographs, but asking me to cast spells on them and pray for blessings!"

Hearing this, Kyle's footsteps froze, and his teammates who were watching next to him couldn't help but burst into laughter, and the atmosphere that had been slightly tense before suddenly became lively.

"What are you laughing at!" Zhou Yi looked around and said sadly: "Just now, a fan came to me, I thought he was going to sign an autograph, but he bowed his head in front of me!"

Zhou Yi began to talk about his "encounter" just now.

"I thought he was going to ask me to sign on the top of his head! But guess what he said? He asked me to touch the top of his head! Touched the top of his head! Did you say he was insane? Was he insane? After I touched him, he left! He just left! He didn't ask me to sign an autograph! Then I realized that he was asking me to give him an 'empowerment'! I was tucked a yarn on it! The mysterious Oriental witchcraft is Tibetan Buddhism!"

Zhou Yi was so emotional that he even burst out with swear words...... Because he was so embarrassed just now that he had the pen in his hand, and he was smiling and ready to enjoy the treatment of a big star, but as soon as people lowered their heads and asked him to be empowered......

But the teammates around not only did not sympathize with poor Zhou Yi, but instead smiled and leaned back, very happy.

Grosskloitz fell to the ground laughing, Weidenfeller wiped tears with laughter, and Barrios, the initiator, covered his stomach with laughter......

Even the captain Kyle, who had come out to persuade him before, was laughing on Dede's shoulder at this time.

"Lucas, you're still laughing!" Facing a room full of teammates laughing, Zhou Yi could only catch Barrios, the initiator.

Barrios laughed breathlessly and said, "You...... Aren't you, haven't you already passed, explained and explained through the media? haha!"

"It's useless to explain it! People don't believe it!" Zhou Yi was aggrieved, and the baby was bitter. These days, boring truths are far less popular than exaggerated rumors......

"Hold, sorry, Zhou Yi. Hah!" Barrios had to apologize to Zhou Yi.

"Thank you for your apologies, Lucas. But if you say sorry and don't laugh later, I believe you mean it. Zhou Yi said with a straight face.

"Well, I'm just kidding...... Barrios said with a suffocating smile, but his eyes were still the crescent.

"Are you really kidding?" Zhou Yi asked as he stared at him.

"Uh...... Actually, I really think you're going to do Oriental witchcraft...... You know I've never been to China......"

"China has high-rise buildings, airplanes and cars, and is a modern country like Germany. We are not okay with feathers on the top of our heads, **** dancing gods with upper bodies. Zhou Yi said.

Barrios was a little disappointed: "So you're really lucky?"

"Of course!" Zhou Yi was categorical.

Grosskloitz finally got up from the ground, and he patted Zhou Yi on the shoulder: "Actually, don't you think this setting is pretty cool, Zhou Yi?"

"What's so cool about this?" Zhou Yi thought of the images of those dancing gods in his mind, and he only felt full of backwardness and ignorance.

"Of course it's cool!" Grosskloitz's eyes lit up as he said this: "Think about it, Zhou Yi." We give fans all signers or something, and when there are many people, it hurts to sign their wrists. But you're going to be simple, the fans hula and gather around, you just need to raise your hand slightly with a serious face and a solemn expression, and each of them will humbly bow their heads in front of you and let you touch the top of their heads...... Just like the Pope?"

While speaking, Grosskloitz also imitated the appearance of the Pope, and raised his hand to touch the top of Zhou Yi's head with a solemn expression.

But his hand was dodged by Zhou Yi: "Thank you, 'big' master!"

He gritted his teeth.

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Later, Zhou Yi would still meet those Dortmund fans who came to visit, they didn't look for Zhou Yi's autograph, or they were not interested in finding Zhou Yi's autograph, they came to Zhou Yi to ask Zhou Yi for blessings from Eastern wizards......

Some people are out of love, and I hope Zhou Yi can bless her to find a suitable Ruyi Langjun as soon as possible. There are also people who are worried that they will not be able to pass the exam because they are about to take the exam, so they come to Zhou Yi to ask for blessings. There are even couples who come to him because they can't conceive a child for a long time!

At the beginning, Zhou Yi also explained to people very seriously that he didn't know witchcraft and was not a wizard.

"If you are infertility, you should go to a specialized hospital, not come to me!

But it didn't work, even if he refused, someone would still keep coming for him.

Even when I got home, I had to face another devout believer, Hannah.

Hannah really thought that Zhou Yi had mysterious witchcraft, so her eyes widened and asked Zhou Yi seriously if she would be able to meet the prince charming in her mind when she went to the bar tonight.

Zhou Yi didn't expect that he wouldn't be able to live at home, but he was tired of explaining, so he nodded perfunctorily: "Yes, yes, you will!"

Hannah cheered, came up and hugged Zhou Yi, and ran back to her room to dress up.

As a result, Hannah called back that night and told Cortana that she was not coming back and that there was no need to wait for her.

After hearing Cortana say that Hannah would not come back tonight, Zhou Yi was surprised: "Isn't it?

He began to really wonder if he was carrying a mysterious power that he didn't even know......

Maybe my dad is not a red second generation, but a superman from an alien planet? Incognito among ordinary humans, secretly guarding the peace and tranquility of the earth? This setting is much cooler than any dancing god!

Well...... It seems that it is necessary to call Dad and ask about it!

Just when Zhou Yi's mind opened up and began to fantasize about it, Cortana chuckled beside her: "On Hannah's terms, she takes the initiative, what kind of man can't get into bed? For her, the whole bar is her Prince Charming." ”

Zhou Yi's beautiful dream of being a superhuman descendant and having superpowers was shattered......

He glanced at Cortana, "Why didn't you accompany Hannah to the bar?"

"I don't like to go to that kind of place, men are all sperm brains. Cortana snorted softly.

"But last Christmas ......" Zhou Yi immediately exposed Cortana's "lie".

"I'm with Hannah, who just fell out of love before Christmas. ”

"Ah, that's pathetic......"

"What's so pitiful about it? What is there about a lovelorn relationship that the man has slept with her twice and then doesn't answer her phone, and the relationship that only lasts two nights is so pitiful?" Cortana shrugged. "She wanted to go to the bar and just catch another one. ”

Zhou Yi was dumbfounded, although he knew that foreign women were very open, Hannah's openness still had a big impact on him from China. In his daily contact, he always felt that Hannah was just like the sister next door, kind and friendly and lively, and it was really hard to imagine what she was like in bed......

Zhou Yi shook his head, don't think about that kind of picture.

"What are you doing, interested in Hannah?" Cortana said sarcastically when she saw that Zhou Yi was stunned.

"What are you kidding!" Zhou Yi hurriedly straightened his face. "I won't ......"

"You look down on Hannah, think she's too open?" Cortana blinked, "I know Chinese are very conservative......"

"Nope. Zhou Yi shook his head and said very seriously, "I like and love this kind of thing, it's very serious." ”

Seeing Zhou Yi say this kind of thing seriously, Cortana was stunned for a moment, and then smiled: "It's really disobedient for a kid with no hair to say 'love'." ”

"Hey, I'm eighteen years old!" Zhou Yi protested.

"Ah, I'm sorry. You Chinese are all tender. Cortana said that she was apologizing, but her attitude didn't mean to apologize at all, and she was still ridiculing Zhou Yi. But a boy with zero experience who can't even walk with a woman's waist around his arms is still very incompatible with saying such things. ”

She was laughing at Zhou Yi for pretending to be a couple with her at the beginning.

"What's wrong with zero experience? no experience and no shame!" was always ridiculed by a woman, and Zhou Yi couldn't bear it as a man, so he retorted. "If you see a beautiful and sexy woman, you have to go soaking, what's the difference between it and a stallion? If it's just to satisfy the ****, I can jerk off! Japanese, European and American flavors are all available! Why should I waste my feelings just to have sex with someone else?"

Zhou Yi directly said "jerk off" in front of Cortana, and he also fought hard. Cortana was also stunned.

"There's a difference between sexual impulse and love, right? If I don't really like her, I'm just obsessed with her body, why should I lie to deceive her? But loving someone is different, I think there will always be something other than physical relationships, right? For example, the smell is the same, the spirit is dependent, and you feel comfortable doing nothing together! You don't feel uncomfortable, disgusting, or irritable! If you are unhappy together, what are you doing?"

Cortana watched in a daze as Zhou Yi made an emotional tirade in front of her, and she didn't come back to her senses until Zhou Yi finished speaking.

Zhou Yi saw Cortana's distraction, and said proudly: "Now you understand, right? Although I have no experience, I have a wealth of theoretical knowledge!"

Cortana nodded, "Understood." It's the first time I've seen someone say 'nobody wants' so high-sounding and impassioned. ”

"Hey!" Zhou Yi was dissatisfied.

"Ah, I'm sorry. It's the first time I've seen someone say 'virgin' so high-sounding and impassioned. Cortana corrected herself.

"I can't make sense with you!" Zhou Yi snorted and returned to his room.

And Cortana rarely did not chase him after the victory, but stared at his back, thoughtfully.

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ps,This chapter is the alliance leader's addition.,Thank you to the alliance leader [Dog Said's before] for rewarding Piaohong.,I also wish you a happy Spring Festival!