Text Volume 1_Chapter 48 The Crazy Driver and the Scalpel-like Story Meeting (3)
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Tao Xiaozhi's plan was to settle the two injured people first, and then go to rescue the iron bucket. It was very difficult to find a place to take refuge in the middle of nowhere, and it was almost dusk.
Luckily, by a small stream, they found a cave where they could take refuge.
Brother Xiaohu and Huang had jaw injuries and couldn't go, of course Silly Star had to stay and take care of them, so the only ones who could go with Tao Xiaozhi were Huoxing and the one-eared dragon.
So, each armed with his own weapon, they chose their way to the town of Tongmo.
But before leaving, the silly star blocked their way.
Silly Xingxing pulled Tao Xiaozhi aside, and said with tears in his eyes: "You will definitely be able to do what you promised me?"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Of course, I will definitely do it!"
What did Tao Xiaozhi promise? This starts from the woods, when the stupid star was lazy on the ground and refused to go, because she still had to wait for her pet little melon.
At that time, in order to persuade her, Tao Xiaozhi said in her ear: He knew it was there, and promised to bring it back!
Where does Tao Xiaozhi know where it is, it's a pure lie! This shows why some people have a super strong ability to coax girls - all this is built up by lies!
Of course, Silly Star believed him and went with him.
Now, Silly Star is going to collect his debt from him!
Silly Xingxing said: "When you come back, you must bring back the little melon, otherwise I won't be able to spare you!"
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Certainly, definitely! If I can't find it, no matter how thick-skinned I am, how can I still have the face to see you!"
Tao Xiaozhi's self-confidence doesn't know where it came from, anyway, this lie is hidden in his cheekiness!
But those who know him must believe that he can always do something that others can't, whether it is strength, luck or accident!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ said, the executioner raised his knife and slashed at the neck of the bucket - with a "snap", and suddenly a hat flew out and knocked the knife away!
Everyone present was taken aback, especially the iron bucket, which almost bit their tongues!
Who?!
A burly man in black jumped onto the execution platform, masked, tight-fitting outfit highlighting his muscles, and he held a whistle stick and hit the soldiers who pounced on them with a headshot!
It seems a little familiar to look at the person's skillsγγγγγ The bucket bit his lower lip and thought hardγγγγγγ He seems to beγγγγγγ
"Eighteen monks knocked on the bowl with chopsticks!!"
The stick was played by him, and in an instant, the speed was amazingly fast, front and back, left, right, and right, and the sticks were full of shadows, and after a "bang" sound, the soldiers around him, all of them hugged their heads and scurried, fell to the ground, all of them shot their heads, and their brains were flying!
"Ho ho" he clapped his chest and screamed, like a chimpanzee, and then jumped in front of the iron bucket with a few agile somersaults!
"Exploding the bucket, you haven't scared to death, are you'~~Ho~~" He glanced at the iron bucket and fought with the soldiers around him.
In this world, there are probably only a few people who call him "bursting buckets"!
"Chimpanzee, I guessed it was you~~~" Tetong smiled and said, "I can smell your chimpanzee-like body odor from afar~~~"
It turned out that the person who came was Amu, who often joked about his body!
Amu said angrily: "You're still embarrassed to laugh: if it weren't for saving your elephant bucket, I wouldn't have bathed for half a month?!"
The iron bucket was puzzled: "You don't take a bath for meγγγγγγ?" Did you want to smoke me to death? You're a manγγγγγγγ What a bad ideaγγγγγγγ β
Amu smiled bitterly: "I haven't seen you for a month, and you still only increase your waistline, and you don't have any eyesγγγγγγγ Okay, okay, let's put aside the nonsense and jokes, you can never be half-hearted in a fight~~~"
"If the chains on my hands and feet fall off, you can sit aside and cool off, and I can clean them upγγγγγγγγ β
Amu said angrily: "Are you looking down on me or are you insulting me?!Can these shrimp soldiers and crab generals do anything to me?!Ho~~~~ Lao Tzu hasn't played with them seriouslyγγγγγγγ β
Iron bucket smiled: "Then you just have the strength to eat bananas and play with them~~~~"
"Monk Eighteen Knocks Whack-a-Mole !!"
It was clear that the soldiers had become gophers under his stick, and as soon as they poked their heads out, they saw stars all over their heads - fainted!
Therefore, the soldiers who were beaten all over the country really can't be counted on ten fingers!
The iron bucket suddenly turned solemn and shouted to him: "Chimpanzee, I know what you can do, but I advise you to go~~~ After all, you can't save me with your own strength, so why give away your life in vain? So, please think about it rationallyγγγγγγ β
Amu said angrily: "Elephant bucket, can you not say these hurtful words?! You know that they are just a piece of in my eyes! If you are a brother, don't say these things!"
The bucket said, "Butγγγγγγ β
"No but!" Amu said, "If it were you, would you leave your brother and be beheaded?!"
All the truths are inferior to these two words - brother!
"Then you'd better not die before you rescue meγγγγγγ β
Amu said: "Don't worry, I will definitely live longer than you!"
As the iron bucket said, in fact, Amu's situation is even more dangerous than his: he is surrounded by a group of swordsmen, unable to rush out, and the soldiers on the periphery have already set up ivory thunder rods, and the gathered electric balls are getting bigger and bigger, more and more dazzling, "fluttering" and "fluttering", and from time to time a few electric beams escape to ionize the air!
Several swordsmen made their own strange moves, from all directions, almost at the same time, but they were all blocked by him one by one, he always seemed to be able to use the stick before others made a move, he was too agile, others were always a few beats slower than him!
The swordsman suddenly retreated sharply, jumping out of Amu's attack range, and then he threw the sword in his hand, and dozens of swords came from the air, from all directions!
Amu never expected that they would use such a stupid trick: who would casually hand over their weapons to the hands of the losers? Haven't they gone through their next step after messing up?
That's a stupid trick!
Amu's idea was not wrong, but what they thought of was that at this moment, the lightning rod also shot out a high-voltage electric current, and the lightning slashed half of the sky to pieces, and the powerful electric beam also charged those swords and pounced on him!
"Crackling" and then "booming", smoke and dust billowed from the place where Amu was standing, and several swords were inserted upside down into the ground, and a big pit appeared!
That's right, Amu's skills are even better than apes, and dozens of charged swords flew away, but he couldn't stop the scurrying electric tongue, the electric tongue that shrouded down like a net!
Amu lay in that pit, most of his body was buried in the dirt, and he was electrocuted like a roast pig: his hair stood on end and was messy, his body smelled of burning, and on his face as black as charcoal, only those snow-white eyes could see clearly, looking at the sky motionlessly!
After being shocked by such a high-intensity electric current, very few people will be fine, some faint, some go into shock, some burn out their brains, and the vast majority of them die violently on the spot! Of course, some people will be safe and sound, one is a person with special resistance, and the other is a person who escapes faster than lightning! No matter what kind of magic power you have, very few people will have the ability to resist such a thing as electricity, so why the ivory thunder rod can be ranked in the top position of the weapons spectrum of this rivers and lakes is actually very reasonable.
Did Amu faint, go into shock, or die?
This is not verifiable for the time being. But what is certain is that no matter what happens to him, he can only get the last result - several soldiers have surrounded him, kicked his body, and joked mockingly: "This is more fragrant than Wang Lao Wu's roast duck~~~"
As he spoke, a soldier pulled out his sword from the ground and slashed at Amu's head in hatred - "Chimpanzee, wake up quickly!! "The bucket roared like thunder!
It was too late, and it was too late, and a few feet were "crackling", and several soldiers were kicked out, leaving a few front teeth!!
"Ho Ho~~" Amu jumped up, and by the way, he also picked up the wooden stick, stared at the surroundings angrily, and spit out a few puffs of smoke!
He's actually one of those people who have a lot of resistance! Could it be that his muscles are the best resistance in the world?!
The iron bucket laughed and said: "Chimpanzee, how many bad things you will do in the future, God can't help you: you are not afraid of thunder and thunder in the face, what are you afraid of?!"
Amu turned his head and smiled at him. His white teeth were exposed, and then he rolled his eyes and fell like a dead frog!
Due to the strong voltage, even if the resistance is large, there is always a process of adaptation, otherwise, Amu is the best example!
In any case, it is almost impossible for Amu to stand up for a while!
"Chimpanzee, you're not a good thing!" the bucket scolded angrily, "Do you think you'll be able to cheat people by cheating your death?!" The coward's behavior is ridiculousγγγγγγ β
The intent of the bucket is obvious, but this kind of cleverness can only scare the cowardsγγγγγγγ
Several soldiers surrounded Amu again, holding their swords, and approached step by step, as if walking on thin ice!
After observing for a long time, and seeing that there was no movement, they glanced at each other, and then swung their knives and slashed at Amu!