readx;? Because of such strange parents, the teacher was deceived and threatened with personal safety, and the child became a nightmare in the office and a laughing stock in the class. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

On the day of the parent-teacher meeting, Jiang Li, like other parents, appeared in the child's classroom in a decent manner, wearing a normal suit, going through the normal scene, and did not cause him any strange trouble, and Jiang Li, who was in a suit and leather shoes, was simply a good citizen, and after his poisonous tongue disappeared, he seemed to have changed from a homemaker to a househusband.

Originally, this matter should have invited Jiang Daguan, who talks about peace every day, not to mention anything else, just this peaceful breath of the sky falling, I will drink a cup of tea first, can definitely add points to the teacher's impression.

In fact, when Xiao Tong begged Jiang Li, his father's love was still about to move, and he had the opportunity to experience the wonderful feeling of watching his children go to school, which was quite useful to him.

Each child sits in their own position, and the parents sit on the left side of their child, so that they can see it at a glance, and when the teacher sees Jiang Li next to the child, although he feels unremarkable, he always feels that this must not be a simple person, either the old corpse of the mountain village or the demon and monster, and it is no wonder that he thinks so, if the first few parents are put together, it will definitely leave a shadow in his heart.

Next is the so-called parental speaking time, stating their children's shortcomings and the improvements they need, and when it was Jiang Li's turn, the teacher almost called to report the case, for fear that he would say some nonsense.

I saw that he immediately stood up respectfully and said: "The child's shortcomings are all seen in the school, it is true that this child has a lot of shortcomings, and there are places that disturb everyone, but in the coming days, with the growth of age and the improvement of the relationship between classmates, I believe that he will make great progress, and I hope that the teacher can help a lot, and we as parents will also actively cooperate, over." ”

When Jiang Li finished saying that he was about to sit down, the chalk in the teacher's hand had already been pinched to pieces, and he almost knelt down gratefully, after seeing a lot of the heavenly demons dancing before, it is rare for such a normal comrade to appear next to Xiao Tong now, long live peace.

In this way, there was no wind or waves at the parent-teacher meeting, Jiang Li sat next to Xiaotong and said: "My mother also said the same thing when she held a parent-teacher conference for me, but today I didn't expect that I would say this too." ”

Xiao Tong breathed a sigh of relief and said, "Thank you, Brother Jiang Li." ”

"Oh, you have to thank my father's love for not depreciating after all these days, if I hadn't agreed to it before. ”

In the scorching summer, it seems that the presence of Jiang Li has made the child's narcolepsy become less, comfortable and peaceful. After the parent-teacher meeting, Jiang Li, as a parent, took a photo with Xiaotong at the entrance of the primary school, Xiaotong held a small award, although he almost fell asleep, Jiang Li carried him on his back like a little handsome, and then laughed softly with him......

On the second day, Meng Bufan held a barbecue party in the suburbs on the pretext of celebrating his first passing grade and invited a group of them to vacation in his villa.

This guy who only dropped even coins in the middle of the exam has never been able to take the odd number of exams, and the curse of only one point away from passing forever has always been with him like the collateral loss of money, whether it is cheating, high technology, or foreign aid support has not been able to save this, but this time, he finally succeeded in getting above the first passing line.

"Aren't you afraid that you will run out of money after you pass the exam?" Leng Yue asked him with a slightly drunken sip of beer.

Meng Bufan said confidently: "Don't worry, absolutely not." ”

Ge Bad gave him a hard tear down and said: "Our teacher went to have a retinal surgery last time, and he changed the test paper before he fully recovered, which didn't see it clearly, and regarded Mencius's boring graffiti painting ass as the standard answer, so he gave him a passing grade, but in fact he still failed." ”

"I mean, you're so fearless. ”

Jiang Li didn't participate in their conversation, he just devoted himself to barbecuing there, which usually doesn't talk much, but now that the poisonous tongue seems to have become less, the chance of being able to spit out famous sentences from his mouth is even more minimal, and Meng Bufan is uncomfortable in his heart.

He even forced Jiang to leave and scolded him in a cheap way after that, but he actually said, "I...... I don't know how to complain now. ”

How can this kind of thing be accepted? Isn't Jiang Li, who has no poisonous tongue, really equivalent to stepping the other foot into the range of the otaku? The mysterious tongue obtained by the ancestor from the green smoke is just gone, if he quarrels with others, how can he defeat the enemy with one move? Meng Bufan is angry to death.

And Ge Bad also pulled him to peep into the women's locker room in order to stimulate Jiang Li's tongue, if it was before, he would definitely say this: "The specific characteristics of the women in it can be found from you, the toilet is there, enjoy it slowly." ”

But...... He had recently told him, "Go ahead, and I'll help you look out for the wind." ”

What are you kidding? Can you still play happily, does it need to give him a few big mouths to arouse this mouth debt, what is wrong with him? It seems that although he has become better, yes, he has become more energetic, gentle, and he still has a smile all day long, but Jiang Li seems to have no idea where to go in his mind?

Bai Mengya thought to herself, what are you two doing! I don't bother to complain about me, everyone sees his changes, Xiaoshuai's disappearance is a big blow to him, but he has already walked out of sadness, is this the sequelae of excessive sadness?

"That's it, boy...... I haven't hurt people with my mouth all the time?" Jiang Ru got together with them and said, now they all began to miss the man who was ruthless, was it because he was addicted to complaining?

Xiaoxue also felt that life was wrong and said: "Yes, it seems to say that I don't have that mood." ”

Xiao Tong was about to fall asleep at this time, Meng Bufan hurriedly took the garlic he hated the most to refresh him, only to hear him say: "I think this is a good thing, you see, Jiang left my brother to give me a parent-teacher conference, and the teacher praised me." ”

He took out the photo from his small schoolbag for everyone to enjoy, the little boy in it was still sleepy, but Jiang Li was a mature man, and his honest and simple appearance looked like a big good citizen.

"What, I can too!" A group of people were unhappy, obviously they had also met the teacher before, so why was Jiang Li recognized.

However, Bai Mengya suddenly saw something else from this photo, Jiang Li's expression was exactly the same as the young man in the photo she accidentally dropped, and looking at Xiao Tong, Bai Mengya seemed to see herself back then.

Those past events that had turned into clouds of smoke flashed through her brain like lightning in an instant, and Bai Mengya looked at Jiang Li who was quietly roasting meat with some sting, as if she saw a haunting person from him, the mysterious young man who has influenced her to this day.

Speaking of which, remember that he "lived" in this neighborhood......

Bai Mengya saw that they were still chatting enthusiastically, so she left the villa without saying a word, and walked towards a place in the distance, and the discussion was still endless.

"I still think his previous personality is a little more interesting......" Jiang said with a grin.

"yes, it's really dry now, I used to rinse my mouth, guess what he said? He said it's healthier to wash......"

"Huh~" Everyone laughed out loud after a cold war, and Jiang Li came over with a plate of freshly roasted pork belly and said with a smile like a spring wind: "It's very fragrant, try it." ”

Everyone suddenly felt that they had been parted for a while, Mencius was unhappy, and stepped forward to grab Jiang Li and said, "Quick, hurt me!"

Leng Yue pulled out the gun with a fierce face, strangled Meng Bufan's neck from behind, and then put the muzzle of the black hole hole on his head and said, "Hurry up and damage him, or I will shoot and kill hostages!"

It's like the rotten kind of stalk in a police movie where I shoot if you don't put down the gun, and now, the purpose of their play is to ...... Looking for scolding?

Jiang Li frowned, but said with a calm expression: "Don't make trouble, we're here for a vacation, aren't we? ”

"Shut up!" Jiang Ru obviously also entered the play, and came to Leng Yue's side with a sad face and said to Jiang Li: "How can you talk so kindly?

Jiang Ru punched Meng Bufan in the stomach in pain, Meng Bufan vomited out a lot of air screaming, his lungs almost lost his breathing function, and the severe pain was soreness in his brain, and Meng Bufan said with a dying breath: "Damn, you guys...... Play really...... Yes. ”

Jiang Li felt that things were big at this time, and he didn't know if he was also in the play, so he immediately said nervously: "Don't, don't fight, calm down, calm down!"

Xiao Tong looked happy, this one is not something that can be encountered every day, so he was completely sleepy, and stepped forward and said angrily: "Brother Jiang Li, if you are ...... If you don't have a bad tongue, I'll ...... I'll just ...... I'll dismantle Brother Meng Bufan's ass!"

"Ahh

Jiang Li was really in a dilemma, he hurriedly thought of something to complain, and the peaceful heart began to tense, but now it seems that there is no reserve of poisonous ink in his stomach, and he can't think of any quatrains.

Xiaoxue also came over to join in the fun, and said to Meng Bufan: "Master, forgive me for using the wrong hand on you today, for the sake of Master Jiang Li's recovery." ”

"No, no, no!"

And at this time, Leng Yue seemed to be having fun, and said to the frightened Meng Bufan with a gun: "Let him scold you, otherwise I will shoot your dead man's head!"

"The next punch is going to go down!" Jiang Butcher threatened him with the incense of Meng Bufan's life as a bet, Meng Bufan simply pushed himself into the fire pit, and said with tears in his eyes: "Pear, reward me with a bad word, I can't stand it anymore!"

I've heard of forced marriage, I've heard of forced debts, and I've heard of forced palaces, but I haven't heard of forced scolding, Jiang Li hurriedly ate a few bites of barbecue to suppress his shock, and at this critical moment, Ge Bad appeared, standing on Jiang Li's side and facing the gangsters and hostages.

Meng Bufan said happily: "Pigeon! Help!

But who knew that he suddenly turned his head to Jiang Li with a sneer and said, "Lizi, if you don't have a poisonous tongue, today I will use up all the wax to bind and prick the needle **** technique to entertain Mencius." ”

Jiang Li's face turned white with fright, if it was a joke just now, then now Ge Bad is hard to guarantee that he will not really use these tricks, I saw him approaching Meng Bufan with an obscene face, staring at his pants and sneering lewdly: "Hey, hey...... Take it, I'll treat you well!"

Everyone else was disgusted, and turned their heads and didn't dare to look at this scene, Meng Bufan even cried and shouted while struggling to look at Ge Bad, who was slowly approaching, and shouted: "Don't! Don't!

At this critical juncture of experience, when it was about the life of the family, everyone heard Jiang Li suddenly say the usual mantra, "Oh. ”

These inspiring words made them turn their heads and stare at him happily, but it backfired, Jiang Li just said in a daze: "Senior sister is gone." ”

Kidnapping Five: "Huh?"