Text Volume 2_Chapter 64 The Strange Tricks of the Wind and Fire Brothers and Feng Laozi (1)
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The color of the compass rose was changing, and Fairy Ling's face was also changing, very ugly.
A lovely person like her, no matter what expression she has on her face, shouldn't be too ugly, but it happened at this moment - it shows that something is really happening.
"What's wrong with you?" Amu asked with concern.
She didn't use a perfunctory sentence like "nothing", but she didn't speak either, as if she was still lost in thought.
"Are you seasick?" Amu said tentatively.
On the ship, the most of them are seasick, and it makes sense that they don't talk and eat, otherwise what gushes in their throat will spit on someone's chest. But Amu doesn't have to worry about this.
Her expression was still cold, and she said, "I have a bad premonitionγγγγγγγγ β
Amu understood, and said, "Then you go back to the cabin to rest, and I will ask the doctor on the ship to give you some medicine for seasicknessγγγγγγγ β
"I didn't get seasickγγγγγγγγ Fairy Ling said: "I just have a premonition that death is approaching us step by stepγγγγγγγ β
"It's okay!" Amu patted his chest and said, "With me here, I will protect you!"
Fairy Ling's eyes flashed with a light, and she whispered, "Moreover, I still have a feeling that someone has been following us!"
"Where?" Amu looked around, which made her very angry, and she really wanted to slap him, but she knew it didn't matter, so she held back.
"Don't look around, idiot, look at me!" Fairy Ling said angrily, "It's not good to be discoveredγγγγγγγγγ β
Amu found that the angry Ling Fairy was much cuter than the cold buried her, and it was even very charming, I don't know if it was an illusion or an illusion. But from beginning to end, he still didn't understand one thing very clearly, usually such a beautiful fairy, in the eyes of most people, should be a lively and naughty angel, but she is a cold face in the later life, although the heart is not too bad, but people can't guess. She was the embodiment of angels and fairies, but at some point, he saw the shadow of the devil, which was still a little scary when he thought about it. Don't think he's a lustful person, in fact, he's better at discovering the other side of other people's hearts.
Amu whispered, "How do you know?"
Fairy Ling said, "Rely on intuition. β
It's intuition again, and a woman's intuition is sometimes really fucking accurate, like a dog's sense of smell. But sometimes, it's like touching an elephant to a blind man. So, he still has doubts about intuition.
The magic star wand in her hand suddenly waved, and a stream of blue stars poured out like a waterfall, flying to the sea dozens of feet away behind her, and then entered the sea - Amu was stunned, not only did he find that his suspicion was delusional, but more importantly, he saw a monster struggling in the starlight floating from the sea, levitating into the air, but his hands and feet couldn't move!
This is a monster man, a sea beast, with brown skin like a stone, with kelp, shells, algae, etc., attached to it; his hands and feet are like frogs, and he has webs, which shows that he still has a certain rank in the swimming world; he has whiskers, much longer than carp and catfish, like dragons! The most surprising thing is that his eyes, like the peep glasses of contemporary submarines, this structure doomed his people to be either detectives or spies. Of course, being a pervert is also very promising, at least when it comes to peeping at girls taking baths!
Of course, there was another thing that surprised him, and even scared him - he was actually undressed!
Fairy Ling pulled it again, and the man fell on the deck, throwing all the shells on his body all over the ground, but fortunately, he retracted his eyes into his sockets, otherwise his eyeballs would have fallen out!
Then several skeletons jumped out and caught him, but he began to cry and beg for mercy.
Fairy Ling said, "Who sent you?"
One of them cried and said, "I didn't follow youγγγγγγγγ No...... I was just on my way home, tired from swimming, and wanted to sneak a ride on a tailwindγγγγγγγ β
The one-eyed baby gave him a few slaps, knocked his teeth out, and said angrily: "Did I say that you followed? Don't confess yourself, stupid one, don't be honest, break your bones, and make prosthetics for some of our people!"
This immediately aroused the interest of those bones.
"I've got a few teeth missing, and I need to get them filled!"
"Brother wants a few ribsγγγγγγγγ β
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The man looked at the situation. It's no wonder if you don't lose your soul in fright, and hurriedly shouted: "I said, I saidγγγγγγγ β
"Very good, if the children are like him now, they will have become a harmonious society a long time ago!"
The whole crew laughed. The reason why the deputy captain can gain the trust of the captain is one thing, and more importantly, he has a strong sense of humor, which makes their life and work much happier.
The man said: "My name is Wang Ba, known as 'Thousand Miles King Eight Eyes', five feet tall, up to six feet if you count the eyes, the gender is male, the chest circumference is thirty-six feet, the weight is one hundred and twenty pounds, if you add the shells, stones, algae, etc., it reaches one hundred and fifty pounds, unmarried, political appearance, anti-authoritarian, anti-feudal, anti-premarital sex terroristsγγγγγγγγγ β
The one-eyed baby gave him a punch, knocking his eyes away and then retracting them, but the blood that spit out could not be recovered, and he said angrily: "You stupid Wang Baniangniang's hunger, you are lucky to meet me, otherwise you would have been chopped into eighteen pieces!
Wang Ba said: "I don't know those are the key points!"
"Think about it with your-headed!" said the one-eyed baby with his fist raised, "If you say 'light', my punch is 'point'!"
Wang Ba spat and said: "I am a scout, sent by the Sea Ghost Regiment, and the main task is to reconnoiter the ships coming and going, and the report is complete!"
"Very good, excellent scout!" the one-eyed baby patted him on the shoulder and smiled instead, "I heard that the evil ghost group and the sea ghost group have recently wanted to attack the idea of ghost island, I don't know how the battle is going?"
Wang Ba said: "Everything is going unexpected: Ghost Island has been besieged for half a month, and it can't be attacked for a long timeγγγγγγγ However, recently, I heard that it will be beaten down in two days!"
The one-eyed baby smiled: "Ghost Island is not an old woman who is easy to bully, you can't beat it for half a month, why do you suddenly have a lot of self-confidence, you must swallow Ghost Island within two days?"
Wang Ba said mysteriously: "I heard that our group got a thing, with this thing, not to mention Ghost Island, you can dominate the Black Sea!"
"What's that?"
"I don't know. β
The one-eyed baby's bone fist swung over again, knocked out a few of his more, and his jaw swayed like a pendulum, and said angrily: "Don't come to this set, confess leniently, resist strictly!"
Wang Ba sneered: "I really don't knowγγγγγγγ β
Xiao Zhuzhu sneered: "He is telling the truth!"
The one-eyed baby said, "How do you know?"
Xiao Zhuzhu smiled: "Do you see that everyone is peeing their pants - although he is not wearing clothesγγγγγγγγ β
Looking at the "drain pipe" of the king, the crew laughed so much that their bones were loose!
The one-eyed baby's left eye gem flashed a green light, and he drew his sword - "Don't kill me, didn't you promise not to kill me?!" Wang Ba retreated step by step, the water volume of the "drainage pipe" increased greatly, and he collapsed to the ground, trembling nonstop.
The one-eyed baby smiled: "If I don't kill you, will I let you go back and make a small report?!"
"I will never report it when I go back. β
"Why do you want me to believe you?"
"Becauseγγγγγγγγ Wang Ba swallowed a mouthful of water, took a deep breath and said, "Honestlyγγγγγγγ I have already reported to the Missionγγγγγγγγ β
"What?!" Cyclops grabbed him, but his body was so slippery that he fell to the ground, so he put his sword around his neck, "What the fuck are you talking about?!"
Wang Ba took out a conch and said, "I have used it to report the situation to the superiorsγγγγγγγ And they will send troops right awayγγγγγγγ β
This conch. It is not an ordinary conch, within a certain range, it can transmit sound, it is a widely used communication tool in the Black Sea, the sound from the ghost island, it is called "snail ghost", it is a ghost snail, the sound from the ghost snail is called "snail horn", which can be accepted by another ghost snail, and the receiving range of this acceptance range is usually within thirty miles.
"Think about itβ" Wang Ba laughed, "If you kill me, the people of the Sea Ghost Regiment will break you into thousands of pieces!" So, you still obediently let me go back, let me say a few kind words in front of the leader, and spare you a few livesγγγγγγγγ β
"Then I can't keep you!" the one-eyed baby has a knife in his hand, and it is inevitable that his head will fall to the ground.
"We've been targeted by the Sea Ghosts, what should we do now?" said one skeleton, plucking up his courage and asking the entire crew in fear.
The one-eyed baby laughed: "Let's throw his carcass into the sea and feed the fish first!"