Chapter 49: Everyday Life
"Brother, why are you scattered again...... Hey, the quality of this wood is so bad!"
"My body is not controlled at all, no wonder I was hit in the forehead by a cane, and I didn't feel like the world was spinning, but there was a kind of sound like a clattering of wood. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 Info Anyway, how did I become a wooden man?"
"Brother, I don't know, you became like this when I woke up......"
"That's too bloody, isn't it?"
Changtian only had an elm head tossed and turned on the edge of the bed, and he suddenly thought that when he first encountered the proverbial fire, he had also encountered such a dramatic encounter, and was turned into a small flame by magic, hiding in the dark dungeon. No one knows better than him how many unimaginable tribulations ordinary people have gone through to recover his body, and how deep his empathy is at this moment......
It's not that we want to go to hell? This is obviously a house where ordinary people live, and the so-called punishment is for us to farm? What is the danger of this...... The more Changtian thought about it, the more helpless he became, and he felt unpleasant that he had been tricked. The next second, he tried to connect the nerve centers at the joints of the torso of the broken wooden body, but could not do anything, because the energy-filled brain could not send running commands to the other remote control parts, and the intermittent nerve currents could only repeat the irritation signal in the narrow space of the skull.
Bang~~Bang~~~~~~
Changtian's eyes were black and white upside down, and he almost rolled to the ground.
Yun Zong raised his head rashly, pitifully opened his cute and bright eyes, looked at his brother who smiled slightly bitterly affectionately, and showed two cute tiger teeth and said with an innocent smile: "Brother, how good it would be if you were like this forever! Then I can hold you every day." ”
"Hurry up and put my body together, or I'll ignore you!" Changtian expressed his anger in a tough tone, the expression on his face that was almost paralyzed benefited from the attributes of wood, in addition to the corners of his mouth can change shape slightly, even the simple action of opening his eyes seems extremely dull, no wonder being stabbed in the nose by a branch does not have much irritation, just a nervous vocal cord vibration.
"I've already spliced it! but you're falling apart again...... I don't want to fight anymore! my arm is so sore......" Yun Zong pouted his little mouth, his movements were as loving as holding a kitten and a puppy, and he gently hugged Changtian's head into his arms.
Helpless, Changtian gave up the struggle in frustration, blinking his eyes to search for information around him.
Ever since he jumped into the space of the Hell Tempering Level, he had always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't say it.
By the way? When he fainted, he seemed to hear someone talking to Brother Yun Zong, and it should be an old man after thinking of such a key clue, Chang Tian deliberately detoured with the simple-minded Yun Zong, and finally let him take the initiative to take him out of the house.
As soon as you go out, you will be greeted by a world covered in snow.
As far as the eye could see, the vast green meadows were covered with a thin layer of fluffy snow, the dense jungle was topped by a huge mage's hat, and even the endless mountains were surrounded by a large apron whose brightness diminished from bottom to bottom. It's so flawless that you feel like you've stepped into a fairy tale world of dreams, with clear blue skies and babbling streams......
Nearby, an old large-leaved ash tree shaded the entire wooden house and tower with its incomparably thick canopy, which stood out against the sparse and soft grass mixed with low shrubs, like a dark green hill sheltering this warm little world.
Under the shadows of the trees floating in the dark incense, there are dappled and flickering lights and shadows.
With the breeze, the leaves of the ash trees rustle, and the dappled light and shadow are like smart elves, dancing gracefully to the accompaniment of the leaves. The white flowers of the ash trees hanging from the treetops are like clusters of willow swaying gently in the wind, sprinkling a rich and cool fragrance, making people feel relaxed in the garden.
Yun Zong especially liked the wooden swing hanging next to the trunk under this tree, and as soon as he went out, he couldn't wait to walk there, and without saying a word, he put Changtian's head on his feet, and sat on it and swinged slowly, and that series of smooth movements made Changtian not even have a chance to speak.
"Brother, I love it so much, it's so beautiful...... However, the old man is a bit fierce......"
"Who is the old man? Why didn't I see him!"
He said he was going out into the jungle to pick mushrooms and dig up some delicious wild vegetables for dinner. Don't let me follow, let me put your body together in the house, but he has just left the house, and you have woken up, brother. ”
"So, you snatched the thing in his mouth while he was out of the house?"
"Hehe, brother, how do you know......"
"Does that thing work?"
"It works, otherwise how would I wake you up...... Brother, I'm sorry, I woke you up before I could help you bond your body with resin. Let's stop swinging, let's go and put your body together and glue it before playing. ”
"Stop! You're going to stick my body with resin?"
"Uh-huh! The old man also explained that you will glue your body with resin, so that you will not become broken wood. ”
"What's Broken Wood?"
"Waste wood! The old man said it was firewood used to boil water. ”
"No, if you make me like this, I will definitely become a scarecrow, and I will not be able to walk. Changtian couldn't complain, what kind of holy man was the saint who boasted that the old man deceived the ignorant children, and taught some messy terms, if he saw this old man, he would definitely not let him go.
"Trust me, brother, I'm a little handicraft expert, and I'm sure I'll make you look beautiful. Yun Zong hugged his head and prepared to go back to the house.
"No, no, you'd better swing! I want to blow the wind......" Changtian raised his decibels and protested.
"Okay, then sit down!" Yun Zong returned to the swing.
Ahhh......h The Baiwei bottle in Changtian's heart was knocked over in an instant, and the words he wanted to say were choked back by a strong sense of shaking, and turned into a cool and crooked self-complaint.
This broken old man, don't let me see him, or I'll beat him to the point that there is not a single tooth left! Changtian gritted his teeth and endured the dizziness caused by the bumps, kowtowed a few times in the wind and waves that tossed up and down, and then was pushed back by Yun Zong's little knee, tossing back and forth to hollow him out inside and out, and suddenly gave birth to the illusion of flying into an immortal. If he hadn't had only one head, he would have wanted to demolish this house and kill a few people to relieve his hatred by the way.
"Hmm, trying to knock out my teeth, it seems that the punishment given to you is not enough. ”
The sound of snapping fingers came from the shadows of the dark trees behind him, accompanied by the strange sound of bells, and the elm head of Changtian rolled to the ground with a thud, and the silver hair fell like a tattered carpet, and then the contours of the ears gradually degenerated, and the cartilage melted into the wooden skull, leaving only two needle-like ear piercings on both sides of the head as auditory collectors.
Changtian's round head rolled on the snow-melted grass for a long time before it stopped, and he choked on a large handful of fresh grass blades in his mouth.
When he recovered, he found that his hair was gone, and his ears had degenerated to the point that they were not as good as insects, and they had become an out-and-out wooden ball. He opened his eyes, and looked backwards to see a pair of worn-out white cloth boots stopping in front of him, eating the ash of his nose, and having a bad premonition.