Chapter 13: The Golden Left Foot, the Silly Star, and the Idiot Ghost Again 1

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"Yellow race, if you dare to escape, I have to break your body into pieces, just like chopping tofu!"

Such a bad metaphor is not something that anyone can fight if they want to.

Huoxing held an orange stone lamp in one hand (of course, it was not held directly by hand, but hung with wire winding, because the stone lamp still has a certain temperature and will be hot), and in one hand he led four horses with a few burdens, and on his shoulder stood a cute little melon, with a fly swatter in his waist, and walked over. As he walked over, he cursed Tao Xiaozhi, almost using up all the foul language in Luoyan Village. But Tao Xiaozhi still heard that he was scolding himself, although he didn't know which specific aspect he was scolding, but no matter where the foul language was, every sentence was generally inseparable from the reproductive organs.

Silly Star exclaimed, "Dear cousin, why are you here too? How did you know that we were going to find the old man who forgot his feelings?"

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" little melon jumped from the shoulder of the fire star to the shoulder of the silly star.

"Lovely cousin," Vulcan said, turning his face to the side, nonchalant, "I know, I knew it from the beginning!"

"So," Tao Xiaozhi looked down, "you know it from the time you hunted mice?"

"Mouse fighting?!" Huoxing said angrily, "There are no rats at all, it's all fake, I'm a stick to beat mandarin ducks!"

Silly Xingxing put his index finger in his mouth and said, "Why do you want to fight such beautiful birds as mandarin ducks?

"Fighting in the field?" said Huoxing's square eyes as he blinked, "What...... Fighting in the field?"

"Fighting in the field is ......"

"Oh~ So you've been outside the door!" Tao Xiaozhi quickly interrupted Silly Xingxing's words and said to Huoxing, "Do you also want to take a bath?" Or is it for voyeurism?"

Huoxing's face was as green as a green apple, and he pulled out a fly swatter and pointed at Tao Xiaozhi and said angrily: "Why don't you take a bath?! Besides, I'll beat you like mud!"

Tao Xiaozhi said sarcastically: "Just rely on you, a monster smaller than an ant, be careful that I will trample you flat with one kick! I haven't settled the account with you last time in the steaming hole!"

Huoxing was so angry that he screamed "wow", jumped up, and then kicked his knees on the ground, and actually jumped to a height of twelve feet, jumped above Tao Xiaozhi's head like lightning, waved a fly swatter, and hit Tao Xiaozhi's cheek with a "whew"!

Amazing bouncing power is speed! This green man, who is smaller than a dwarf, has such terrifying energy!

Before Tao Xiaozhi could react, with a "snap", Tao Xiaozhi was beaten six feet away, his face was red and swollen half, a small stream of blood overflowed from the corner of his mouth, and stars were bubbling around his head.

Huoxing pointed at Tao Xiaozhi with a fly swatter and said, "Do you dare to say that I am a monster?!"

Tao Xiaozhi shook his head, got up from the ground, spit out a mouthful of saliva, and said angrily: "Green monster!

Huoxing's eyes burst out of Mars, and he jumped high like lightning, waving a fly swatter "whirring", opening his bow left and right, and made a few moves in an instant, and the black shadows of several fly swatters rushed towards Tao Xiaozhi!

"Stop!" shouted the old man with pigtails, "if any of you are injured, don't come to me!"

"Cousin is going to beat someone again!" Silly Xingxing half-covered his eyes with his hands and said to Xiao Guagua, "Little Guagua, let's find a place to hide!

Silly Xingxing took Xiao Guaga and found a so-called "place" to hide.

Tao Xiaozhi didn't mean to hide, he coldly looked at the glimpse of the fly swatter that pounced from three sides, and suddenly attacked a straight punch like a meteor obliquely, and hit the navel of the fire star with a "snap".

The fire star screamed miserably, was knocked out, and with a "pop", the "big" zigzag hit the trunk of a large tree not far away, and slipped to the ground.

"Don't forget: my hands are more than twice as long as yours. Tao Xiaozhi rubbed his nose, "I've always wanted to see what color the blood of the green people is, but I didn't expect it to be red, it's so disappointing to me~"

Huoxing covered his stomach, jumped up from the ground, wiped the bloodshot from the corner of his mouth, and was so angry that he opened his rectangular eyes, and the bloodshot burst out on the eyeballs, and said angrily: "Damn yellow man! I didn't beat you to death last time because my cousin interceded for you! You are not so lucky today! I must beat you so that you can't even recognize your father!"

With a "whoosh" of the fire star, the black shadow swept and jumped to a large tree, and the dense leaves of "Salsa Shasha" trembled, and a black shadow broke out of the leaf and jumped into another tree. The fire star is to quickly transfer between the dark shadows of the trees around Tao Xiaozhi, distract Tao Xiaozhi's attention, disturb Tao Xiaozhi's heart, and make Tao Xiaozhi panic when he can't distinguish the enemy's clear location, so that he has a chance to make a move and win with one move.

The black shadows around Tao Xiaozhi flickered, the leaves "salsa" trembled, and the night was gloomy, the shadows of the trees were everywhere, and they moved when they heard the sound, and the bouncing and light skills of the fire stars were amazing, moving quickly and ghostly, it was difficult to see his exact location. Tao Xiaozhi's footsteps moved, turning and turning, carefully observing the shaking shadows of the trees, and listening to the "salsa" sound of the leaves.

Suddenly, with a "whoosh", a black shadow swept past behind Tao Xiaozhi, Tao Xiaozhi quickly punched, but it didn't hit the target and hit the air.

"Huhuhu" a few more sounds, a few black shadows of the fly swatting and dancing rushed to the face, and the left and right cheeks of the "crackling" Tao Xiaozhi were slapped a few times, took a few steps back, and was about to shoot back, when the figure of the fire star swept again, jumping into the black shadow on the tree, as light as a swallow, and shuttling up and down among the shadows of the black dancing tree.

"If you have a kind, you will come out!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "Fight me like a man!"

"I won't fall for you!" came the sound of a fiery star in the shadows of the trees over there, and in the blink of an eye, it came out of the dense leaves here, "just like a buffalo doesn't follow a snail!"

Tao Xiaozhi said angrily: "Have you ever read a book?!Such a bad analogy actually spews out of your mouth like a flood every day, are you a brain-dead and an idiot?"

In fact, the metaphor of Huoxing is not as bad as Tao Xiaozhi imagined, Tao Xiaozhi scolded him, just to determine his position, with Huoxing's fiery personality, it is strange not to return the mouth after being scolded. He really fell for Tao Xiaozhi.

"Damn yellow-skinned monsters!" came the scolding of the fire star from the depths of the shadows, "You either smirk at the eaves or at the fool every day, and you think about it all the time, laughing so much that the corners of your mouth are foaming at the mouth, are you idiots or me idiots......?"

Tao Xiaozhihui heard this, his eyes swept away, his figure flickered, he rose into the air, and kicked the scud in the dense shadow of the dense leaf that made trash talk, kicking the fire star hidden in it into the air, and he fell to the ground lightly.

Huoxing screamed miserably and flew into the air, and he was still rising, miles taller than the thousand-year-old tree in the woods! Then, he slowly floated down again, Tao Xiaozhi's smiling face was far below him, and he smiled evilly!

Tao Xiaozhi patted his left leg and said with a smile: "Let me tell you a secret: I am the captain of the Keju team in Stone Village, and I am the famous 'Golden Left Foot'!

The fire star is constantly waving a fly swatter and coming down!

When the fire star fell six feet above Tao Xiaozhi's head, Tao Xiaozhi turned over and rose into the air, kicking out the golden left foot backwards!

"Volley upside down left gold hook !!"

With a "pop", the fire star flew out horizontally like a leather ball, and hit the trunk of a big tree not far away with a "big" sound, slid to the ground, and the leaves were shaken off, and they flew down all over the sky.

Frothing at the mouth and bleeding from his nose, the fire star staggered to his feet on the trunk (he could still stand!), his little black dot-like eyes bumping and bumping around in circles.

Huoxing wiped the white foam and nosebleed from the corners of his mouth, his eyes opened wider, his eyeballs were bloodshot, and his body trembled with anger. He gritted his teeth and said angrily: "Unforgivable! Unforgivable! Damn yellow man! I want you to pay back double this kick, just like a loan shark!"

At all times, Huoxing does not forget to use his unique metaphors, which are terrible, but when you think about them, they seem to be very appropriate and interesting.

Huoxing's figure flickered, and he didn't jump into the tree or in the shade of the tree anymore, but quickly hit Tao Xiaozhi head-on, waving a fly swatter "whirring", and in an instant he made thirty or forty moves towards Tao Xiaozhi's left and right cheeks, the moves were ruthless and fast, like a pair of scissors, and cut Tao Xiaozhi again and again! And Tao Xiaozhi was still stupidly stunned there, immersed in the "volley upside down left golden hook" just now, intoxicated, had entered the realm of forgetting self and forgetting him, and did not react at all!

"Slap clip clip !!"

Before the sound arrives, the fly swatter arrives first! The move does not arrive, the momentum comes first!

"Ah!!h

This is the voice of the stupid star, what the hell is going on with her?

After the shouting, there was silence, deathly silence!