Chapter 22: Substitute for the Dead

The chicken demon caught the head of Shushan into a bottomless pit and tied him to a big tree. He was beaten every day before and after meals. Within a few days, he was beaten to the point that his nose was blue and his face was swollen, his eyes were about to fall out, his face was swollen like a pig's head by them, and his mouth and eyes were crooked, which was miserable.

People who believe in Shushan are all over the world, the news that the head of Shushan was captured by monsters quickly spread among the crowd, for a while, the city was full of wind and rain, people were panicked, people talked about it, it was really a good thing not to go out, and ugly things spread thousands of miles. The news of the arrest of the head of Shushan soon reached Lingyu, and Ah Silly heard it.

Ling Yu didn't care about the master's capture by the chicken demon, he didn't care about it, he felt that the master deserved it and died as he deserved. His master has done a lot of evil, he should have died a long time ago, and the chicken demon did this to eliminate harm for the people.

But that stupid person decided to save the master. As the saying goes, a teacher for one day, a father for life, no matter how Ling Yu persuaded him, he insisted on following the master to the death. He said to Ling Yu: "Don't stop me, if the master hadn't taken me in back then, I would have starved to death on the streets." Now that the master is in trouble, how can I stand idly by. ”

Ah Silly was alone, and in the middle of the night, he sneaked out of the palace. Sneakily came to the bottomless pit, searched for half a year, found his master, his master saw that someone came to save him, tears flowed with excitement, he had been waiting for this day for a long time.

Fortunately, there was no one to guard in the middle of the night, and Ah Silly loosened his master very smoothly. Just as they were about to leave, they saw that Ah Silly walked in front, and the master followed closely, and the master actually took advantage of Ah Silly's unpreparedness, picked up a broken thick branch on the ground, and knocked it down with a stick on the back of Ah Silly's head......

Stupid was knocked by him like this, and he was immediately beaten to the head and bleeding, his eyes were black, and he fainted to the ground.

After a while, the master exchanged clothes and shoes with the comatose Silly. He was afraid that if he ran away like this, those monsters would come back to him, so it was better to let this fool be his substitute ghost.

It's just that those monsters have seen themselves, and at a glance they know that Silly is not him, what should he do?

He was full of bad ideas and bad thoughts, but he turned his eyes and thought of a perfect solution. He tied Silly with a rope, and he didn't know where to find an oversized sack and put Silly in it.

He himself "swished", ran through the back door, and left Silly there, really unknowing, unaware, and completed the bag drop at once, poor Silly didn't repay his kindness, so he became his master's substitute ghost.

When those ghosts saw a person in a sack, they mistakenly thought it was the head of Shushan, and they didn't bother to open it. The two little demons carried Silly to the oil pot, but it felt like he was lighter than before.

"The oil pan is ready. A little demon said.

I saw a big pot, and the bottom of the pot was burned red. The pot is full of boiling oil, steaming, and it is not a problem for ten people to hold the big pot.

"Let me out, let me out, help! help! Master, help me!" At this moment, Ah Silly had woken up from a coma, and saw that it was dark in front of him, and he was actually put into a sack......

"One, two, three...... When I counted to three, I saw that Ah Silly was thrown into the hot oil pot by a few little demons, and the oil pot suddenly crackled, and the fool just screamed "Ah ......", the cry was heartbreaking, and the liver and intestines were broken...... Soon the sack was burned, and the flesh and blood in the oil pot were blurred, like a boiled duck. The two little demons hated the people in the pot, and in order to make the fire more vigorous, they kept adding firewood under the pot.

The head of Shushan, who escaped death, did not dare to return to Shushan, for fear that the monsters would find him again. In order to hide himself, he smeared his face with mud, so that his face was covered with mud, and only his two eyes were exposed. The people on the side of the road glanced at him, as if they had seen a ghost, and they couldn't dodge, and the head of Shushan scolded: "Neurotic!" The children playing on the side saw him and were so frightened that they cried.

He hadn't eaten for several days, his eyes were glazed with hunger, and he was lying alone under a big tree on the side of the road.

It was raining heavily, and an old woman passed by and saw that he was covered in mud, so old and outcast, it was pitiful, so she threw a bun for him to eat.

He is used to eating big fish and meat, and he still can't look down on that dead cotton pimple bun, so don't eat it if it's normal. A beggar on the side of the road saw the bun at a glance, and he had been thinking about the bun for a long time. Seeing that he didn't eat it, he didn't care whether it was delicious or not, so he snatched the bun over, ate it, and said, "Do you know who I am? I am the boss here, and all the beggars within a radius of ten miles are under my control, and if there is anything good, you must first bring it to honor me." ”

The boss regretted it and yelled, "I don't care who you are! So the two of them fought for the bun, and even made a big shot. I accidentally dropped the bun into the cement pit. The beggar took one look at the bun, which was full of mud, and thought it was dirty, so he left.

The head of Shushan picked up the black half of the bun, thinking that the outer skin can't be eaten, and I can eat the meat filling inside. Hungry, he seemed to smell the aroma of meat, so he opened the skin on the outside, and without looking at it, he bit it down. only to find that the bread in it was a pile of dog shit. Angry, he suddenly sat down in the mud puddle, and he fell asleep with a snort......

He dreamed of his old lover, the proprietress of the Chunmanlou brothel, the proprietress was still young and beautiful, and the charm still existed, which made him obsessed...... If it weren't for the rules in Shushan that prohibit the head of the family from falling in love, marrying a wife and having children, he would have married her a long time ago.

Every time he saw her, his heart itched, and he couldn't help but want to...... While they were kissing, a group of mad dogs ate the bun in one bite and smelled the smell of feces on his mouth, and the dog couldn't help but go up and lick his mouth......

At this time, the head came to his senses and found that it was not the proprietress who kissed him, it turned out to be just a dog. He was so frightened that he ran away, but wherever he ran, those mad dogs chased him, as if he was collecting debts, and he couldn't get rid of it.

I don't know how far he ran, he can't run anymore, there is a broken temple not far away, so his eyes lit up, he ran into the temple, in order to get rid of the group of dogs outside, kneeling on the ground and begging the old monk in the temple to shave his head, he thought: "A good man doesn't eat the loss in front of him, and he can eat in this broken temple, which is better than me living on the street."

Since then, he has not heard anything outside the window, and just recites sutras with his eyes closed every day, while chanting "Amitabha," while knocking on the wooden fish, and living a leisurely life......