Chapter 128: Go sloppy and sloppy
Du Qunfang was transferred to Wen Mengyuan as a guard, and one of his predecessors was transferred to a mid-level officer.
In the afternoon of this day, it happened that Lan Hui and Mu Mangzi were on their menstrual leave at the same timeβa regular holiday. It's not an opportunity that you can come across often.
Du Qunfang pretended to be sick and went to ask for leave, saying that he couldn't squat down with urine, it was very serious, Wen Mengyuan's guard little head was nicknamed Caterpillar, from the Lao Zhai of the Gu family, this is the basic rule, he admired Du Qunfang's martial arts, knew what he was thinking, and said with a smile: "I heard that your mother can't stand up with urine, so don't go back to your filial piety soon." He was still granted leave.
Du and Lan came to Mu Mangzi's collective dormitory.
The other tiger ben who were originally resting saw the three of them get together again, and they all left under the pretext of excuses, of course, it was the barbarian who greeted him, and he was not allowed to fool around with these three prodigals. Therefore, Mu Mangzi is in this team, except for the salt dragon, he has no friends. Fortunately, the big boss Zhuwu is not bad to him.
In this way, on the contrary, it will be clean, and the three of them can have no taboos and nothing to say.
There were no good things to entertain, only the fried beans that Du Qunfang brought with him from Yu Han, who was doing miscellaneous work for the civil official Yu Chang in the Hu'an Palace. Tiger Ben is usually not allowed to drink, so he has to gamble and drink water.
Sit on the floor and the gambling begins. They bet today on a game called "Ask the Widow", in which two smooth silk thatch stalks are used to pick up a very smooth pebble from one bamboo cage and place it in another bamboo cage. Each time, whoever catches the biggest wins, and the smallest or loser loses. Every time you lose, drink a bamboo tube of water.
It is not known why those stones are called widows, but it is a fact that in the long-term war in Pakistan, a large proportion of men died in battle, and there were many widows.
Not long after, a bucket full of cold water in the wooden barrel was poured into the stomach, Du Qunfang drank the most, and Mu Mangzi actually drank the least.
With such a record, Du and Mu had no reason to be convinced, and asked Mu Mangzi to carry a bucket of cold water.
Looking at the cool water that was still gently swaying in the bucket, Du and Lan both felt like they were about to vomit.
Perhaps, gambling is a recreational and nootropic sport with very early origins. They did not have complex gambling equipment such as Liubo and cockfighting, which were popular at that time, nor did they know how to play Go like Mu Cheng and Mu Zhong, so they could only take money on the spot and innovate gambling methods. The way they gamble is often simple and perhaps incomprehensible to modern people. For example, if you can't find gambling materials, you can cut off a small lock of hair, take out a few at will, and then determine the winner or loser by the number of odds and evens, just like betting on winning or losing with a passing license plate.
By the way, the body hair and skin, by the parents, is not the common concept of the Ba people, many tribes of the Ba people have the custom of cutting off hair and tattoos, one of the reasons is that short hair is easy to move in the jungle, just like the short sword is more conducive to fighting in the jungle. Even the long weapons such as the Ba Shi Yue and the Ba Shi Ge are shorter than those used by the big countries in the Central Plains, and the shape is also different.
Du and Lan were arguing about what new tricks to gamble this time, but Mu Mangzi said seriously: "Brother Mao Gou, you go and beg General Mu to let me go to Wen Mengyuan too." Otherwise, if I get into trouble, you still have to carry it. If you want, if you win, I'll drink all the bucket of water!"
Du Qunfang laughed: "You make trouble, why do I have to carry it! Do you think that as the saying goes, if the rice is swollen and the pus cells are stupid, the water will not swell your belly?"
Lan Hui also smiled and said, "Wet bamboo artemisia burns the fire, do you think, do you think that Hu'an Palace is a hairy dog kennel, and he can go wherever he wants you to go?"
Without waiting for Mu Mangzi to defend, Du Qunfang continued: "Do you still want to go? I regret taking the wrong medicine." Guarding Wen Mengyuan and Wen Xiangyuan, they are not allowed to be untidy and do not speak, nor are they allowed to swear, and they are even more stupid, they can't go to the battlefield, they can only circle around women all day long. β
"Hungry people don't know how hungry people are hungry, in the beauty nest, how many eyes and teeth sacrifices do you have more than us?" Lan Hui said with a smile and jealousy.
Du Qunfang said seriously: "It's hard to say whether the wall has ears or not." In the future, this kind of joke will be said less!"
Lan Hui nodded yes.
Du Qunfang changed the topic and said to Mu Mangzi: "Is the barbarian still bullying you?"
Mu Mangzi just laughed and didn't answer.
Lan Hui smiled and said: "There is a word from that beauty, and Zhuwu is here, and now you are by the master's side, no matter how ignorant he is, he will not dare!"
Mu Mangzi reminded: "I just said it, you forgot it again." Brother Lan Hui, you beauty screams, beware of cutting your tongue. β
Lan Hui took the fried beans and said, "Be careful." I heard them say that there was a tiger Ben who peeked at what lady was bathing before, and was punished to Dingjiagou in Baima Mountain and became a wild man. β
Speaking of savages, Du Qunfang thought of a person and said, "Do you know the origin of the salt dragon?"
Mu Mangzi said: "He said that he wandered to Lin Yunguan a few years ago, and he also has a younger sister who is also in the palace, named Yanfeng." I've come to see the salt dragon, and it looks good, but it's a little vicious. β
"Growing up eating the grain of Wanfeng Village, you actually dare to ignore me! What's more, the revenge of the last time has not been avenged! Find an opportunity to teach him to be a man!" Du Qunfang said with a little hatred.
Lan sneered back: "You think you grew up eating the milk of Wanfeng Village, and you are superior! I heard that his brother and sister have suffered a lot, and their tongues have really been cut." β
"That's it, adults don't remember villains. Qunfang had no choice but to make a gesture.
"If you don't rest, don't the others rest either!Dumao dog, you eat dry and drink thin in Wenmengyuan, what are you doing here!"
The barbarian came back from outside, and the yin and yang shouted angrily.
The dog didn't mess with the cat, and seeing that he was back, Du and Lan each snorted, got up and said goodbye to Mu Mangzi.
Although there is a chance to see the maid like smoke, but under the eyes of everyone, plus the difference between men and women, it is inconvenient to act, because there is something in the heart, often take a look at the smoke, looking for opportunities.
Ruyan Bingxue is smart, seeing him like this, I thought in my heart, don't look at his dignified appearance, a beautiful man, but a pervert. The warriors of Pakistan, how lascivious are they? Du Qunfang has no good chance.
Opportunity favors those who are prepared. At noon on this day, Yu Mengyu and a few maids were walking in the back garden of Hu'an Palace, Ruyan saw a kind of grass that he didn't know, so he was a few steps behind, Du Qunfang saw the opportunity, and quickly stepped forward and whispered to Ruyan: "I have something to say to you, it's inconvenient at this time, it's dark, see you in the warm snow pavilion in front." "Like smoke, pretend not to hear.
It's dark and easy to do secret things, Du Qunfang hid from others, went to the back garden to wait, waited patiently for nearly an hour, and didn't see a shadow like smoke, annoyed in his heart, and nowhere to go.
The next day, when she saw Ruyan, but saw her as if nothing had happened, Du Qunfang's heart was even more uncertain, and she didn't dare to make another time, and her eyes sometimes didn't scan Ruyan's body, and the more she felt that this woman's expression was calm, and she couldn't be taken lightly. I want to say a few words to her, and I often think of Gogongfeng's words, and I'm afraid that others will misunderstand. He knew that if there was a misunderstanding between men and women, he would be kicked out of Hu'an Palace.
Du Qunfang couldn't have imagined that in fact, Wu Zhen's tiger talisman was just a prop borrowed by Xiangshan at that time, and it would be over when the effect was played, and there was no need to be so cautious, it was Guo Gongfeng who deliberately exaggerated it, so that he could learn to go out and have more eyes, so that he could mix in the rivers and lakes. Although he is a little clever, he doesn't know that "the hanging neck ghost kills acquaintances", and he has not yet woken up to the Tao of the Gogong wind, and he is meticulously calculating the tiger talisman.
For several days, the weather was good. Everything in Hu'an Mountain is more active.
In order to divert her attention, Mrs. Ba Yongqiu instructed the maids to accompany her to the grassland to play. This is a common way for people in Hu'an Palace to relieve their troubles--- grassland, just like the wide sea, makes people broad-minded.
Dream language, such as smoke, such as clouds, Ruyi, each riding a mare, arrived at the gate of Hu'an Palace. The white horse that Meng Mengyu rode was a famous horse with a docile temperament and was named Snow Rabbit. There are three tigers in the front and back.
As he has done every time recently, he only cares about his own thoughts, and wherever he takes his horse.
When Mu Mangzi saw her passing by, he thought he wanted to take a look at himself, but of course he was disappointed. He found that the salt dragon was still the same as last time, not moving at all, and his eyes were not taken away.
This time, Du Qunfang rode on a brown horse. He had only recently learned equestrianism, and he had not yet saddled at the time, so he could not sit very steadily, giving the impression that he was swaggering at the back of the group.
Mu Mangzi saw Du Qunfang coming, he was overjoyed, he wanted to say hello to him, but he didn't dare to leave his post without permission, only to see Du Qunfang smile at himself, and continued to concentrate on riding, about to prevent Mu Mangzi from getting nervous again, and he was the one who was frightened.
Needless to say, the most ugly face is the man who is the man. He has not been in Hu'an Palace for a short time, but he has never left his current position, he also admits this, but he is not satisfied that Du Qunfang has only been here for a few days, and the land of Hu'an Palace has not yet stepped on it, so he can enter and exit Wen Mengyuan.
Du Qunfang didn't look at the Tho man, and passed straight in front of him, which further aroused the disbelief of the Tho man.
On the grassland, the sun is shining, the white clouds are blooming, the wind blows the grass low, and the horses and sheep are flocked.
The group slowly wandered aimlessly on the grassland. The daughters, who were not particularly dressed today, were dressed in their usual clothes, and they roamed and sang as they sang, first singing:
Go sloppy Anshan,
My brother is over there.
The wind is soft, the grass is soft,
The scent of flowers wraps around the clothes.
The wind is soft, the grass is soft,
The scent of flowers wraps around the clothes.
Yo slick brother,
Come to my sister's side.
The water is clear, the sky is blue,
They both walked into the white clouds.
The water is clear, the sky is blue,
They both walked into the white clouds.
Go sloppy Anshan,
Go sloppy Anshan,
The wind is soft, the grass is soft,
The scent of flowers wraps around the clothes.........
After a journey, the song began again:-
I'm a horse, I'm a horse, slow down,
Amazing view, I want to see enough.
Look at it from the east, the sun rises over the mountains,
Look at it from the west, and the sun is setting.
The winged bird flies, the male and female rabbits walk,
The female dog just came, and saw the male dog again.........
And he sang,
The white clouds in the sky, drifting away with the wind,
Rain from the ground, flowing down the ditch,
The lame man loves to find, hunchback tearing,
The blind man followed, and the one-eyed slipped,
Six fingers are easy to play, broken tail yaoqin,
Silly sister follow, silly brother go......
And they sang:
Smell the king bee, the drone is energetic,
When the morning sun comes out, flowers bloom,
When the hen crows, the rooster fights,
When I saw my sister, my brother loves to talk......
Some of the shepherds along the way, hearing the singing, also rose up with them. Sometimes, there are several rounds of duets.
ββββOuch, my hands are soft, and I can't write it all over, anyway: the girls are happy and miserable! (Chongqing dialect)
Although the maid Ruyan is a native of Chu, she also has a good voice, and on weekdays, she has learned many Ba people's mountain songs with her lady's maids Zheng Lihua (Ruyu), Pu Xuemei and other women.
Just like beauty, the singing voice of the dream language is also the first, but it has rarely been sung recently. Singing is pleasant, at first, the dream whispered softly, the more she sang, the more she sang, she tore her throat and sang together, her face swollen redder than a cockscomb.