Chapter 12: The Stampede
Dong Yong, who is destined to die, pretended to be a woman and entered the palace to save Xueqing this time, and he could escape from death, this king of Hades is unwilling to accept him, it seems that he has to do more bad things, there is a saying that good people don't live long, but wicked people can live for a thousand years.
Dong Yong returned home and sold all the valuable jewelry on Xue Qing's head. After selling twenty taels of silver, he rented a storefront opposite the brothel, opened a hotel, named it (Dong Prostitute Tavern), and began to work again. It is said that when he was young, he also opened a hotel.
His son Dong Luo saw Xueqing, his waist didn't hurt, his legs didn't hurt anymore, and now he still helps Dong Yong cook food, and he is busy running before and after every day, which is really a miracle. (The power of love is terrifying)
Half a month later, the store was still deserted.
Dong Yong said: "Why doesn't anyone come to eat?"
Dong Luo said, "Dad, you just know! They all went to the brothel opposite. Who's still coming to us. ”
The hotel is about to close. Dong Yong was unwilling, and finally opened a shop. So he thought about it, they could also let Dong Luo's lady and Shi Niang* guests, as well as his distant cousin, I heard that he used to be a chicken, but now he is good, but the country is easy to change, and his nature is difficult to change. She heard that her cousin Dong Yong had opened a shop, so she rushed to Dong Yong day and night. She was afraid that Dong Yong would make a fortune, so she didn't call her.
night
Dong Yong was afraid that others would not know, so he actually made a tweeter, and his IQ can be a scientist. Outside the door, he shouted: "Everyone, come in and have a look, this is a rare opportunity, don't miss it, we have a beautiful woman performing tonight! Not only do you not need money, we are welcome to come and see." ”
As soon as the men heard that there was a beautiful woman performing for free, they came over to beat the excitement. Those who go late have no place and can only stand. There was no place to stand at the end, so I could only stand at the door. It was a crowd.
Dong Yong saw so many people, he was going to get rich tonight. On the stage, he shouted: "Ladies and gentlemen, good evening, now we applaud the cousin of the Dong family to make a brilliant appearance! I also have a song for you.
There was applause at the moment.
At this time, a woman dressed in revealing and bright red clothes walked up to the stage with three twists, the clothes were really transparent, and her buttocks could be seen. actually stood on the stage and scratched his head, and his ass was still twisting around.
The men in the audience screamed: "Wow! The fairy has come down to earth! ”
I saw a bearded man, but he was well-dressed, and he looked like a rich man. At this time, the middle-aged man who was already drooling and had a lewd smile on his face walked up: "Little beauty, can you enjoy your face and have a meal with Lao Tzu at night?" The cousin of the Dong family had no choice but to go down to eat with him for the sake of money.
As soon as the cousin of the Dong family stepped off the stage, the rouge and gouache-covered eater couldn't help but rush to the stage and began to be flirtatious again. Jumped to *, and actually took off his pants.
Dong Yong stood aside and accompanied: "If you think she dances well, then you can follow and dance with her." If everyone thinks she dances well, then everyone comes up and dances with her. It was the first time he realized that he was so good at composing.
At this time, countless men rushed to the stage, twisting their buttocks and moving their faces at the eating girl, each dancing excitedly.
Seeing this, Dong Yong changed his song again: "Little handsome guy, come here with money on your back, you are not afraid of being beaten by adults, you are not afraid of being scolded by adults, but you are afraid that the beautiful women are not beautiful enough, and you will not be able to enjoy watching them; I'm not afraid of being scolded, I'm not afraid of being laughed at, I'm just afraid that there aren't enough beauties and not enough to touch......
Before a song could be sung, an old man suddenly foamed at the mouth and convulsed. Fainted and fell to the ground motionless. It may be the first time I saw a beautiful woman's ass, and I was so excited that I had a heart attack.
Someone saw the old man fall to the ground and shouted, "Ahhh
At this time, countless people woke up from the joy just now. One by one, they ran out in a panic.
Dong Yong saw that they wanted to run, and thought: If you want to eat for nothing, it's not so easy. Running to the door at such a fast speed was unimaginable. He stopped at the door and yelled, "You haven't paid yet!" There are no doors. ”
Unexpectedly, they were pushed to the ground by those who only cared about their own escape, they didn't care that there were no people under their feet, they just stepped on Dong Yong one after another, and suddenly stepped on Dong Yong into persimmons, they all only felt that their feet were soft, and it was quite comfortable to step on, and some even stepped on a few more feet.
Dong Yong lay on the ground and screamed in pain: "Help, help, don't step on me, son, save me!" At this time, Dong Luo, who was bare-headed, heard his father's terrible cry for help from afar, and hurriedly ran out from behind. Dong Luo shouted at the eating mother, and the cousin of the Dong family: "There is still breathing, you don't come over quickly, save my father." ”
After that, the two people carried Dong Yong, Dong Luo carried Dong Yong's head, and the Dong family's cousin carried the legs. The two of them carried the old man, the food lady carried his head, and Xue Qing carried his legs, thinking about sending them to the hospital.
"It's so late, the infirmaries are closed. Shi Niang said.
Dong Luo didn't give up, so he knocked on the door outside. "Open the door, open the door, come out and save my dad." ”
But no matter how you knock or scream, there is no movement inside, and you run and lie down in vain. Then he had to carry them back first.
The next day, Dong Luo came to the hospital early in the morning and knocked on his door vigorously.
"Open the door, open the door! Dong Luo kept knocking on the door outside the door, and kept shouting. He thought to himself: "Today I will carry the doctor back to save my father."
At this time, Aunt Wang next door was woken up by Dong Luo's knock on the door. So she came out to see, she wanted to see who it was! So immoral, she knocked on the door outside early in the morning, and she couldn't sleep. When Dong Luo saw Aunt Wang, it was like seeing a life-saving straw, he grabbed her clothes and asked, "Are you Dr. Xu?" I am willing to make you a cow and a horse to repay your great kindness. ”
Aunt Wang's eyes were hazy, and she wanted to continue sleeping, and said, "I am his neighbor." You're looking for the wrong person. ”
Dong Luo asked, "What about the others?"
Aunt Wang didn't want to say a word more, she just wanted to fall asleep. "Half a year ago, gone. ”
Dong Luo asked, "Where did he go?"
I saw that Aunt Wang didn't speak, squinting her eyes, she still didn't forget to point to her stomach.
Dong Luo didn't understand what she meant, so he asked, "When will he come back?"
Aunt Wang thought to herself: This dead man can still come back, "If you don't come back, do you have something to look for him?"
Dong Luo nodded and asked, "Why don't you come back, my father is still waiting for him to save him! Forget it, I'm going to find him! Auntie, can you tell me where his home is." ”
Aunt Wang was silent, because as early as half a year ago, Dr. Xu was hungry, and he was skinned and eaten by the villagers, and now the bones are eaten by the dogs. Where else could he go up to find it? Thinking that he was a filial son, he asked him to grab some medicine and use a dead horse as a live horse doctor.
Dong Luo had no choice but to go to the pharmacy where his father used to work again, and asked the fierce-looking Jin Zha to grab a handful of medicine, but he forgot to bring money, and his family had no money to buy medicine. Fortunately, under the man's evil appearance, there was a bodhisattva heart hidden, and he didn't even ask him to receive a penny, which is really unseemly. (In fact, Jin Zhe was annoyed by him and directly grabbed the expired arsenic and gave it to him.) )
Dong Luo was moved by his behavior, tears and snot, and when he went home, he hurriedly asked the lady to boil the medicine and serve it to his father. Now his father was saved.