Chapter Fifty-Nine: Instead of Pretending to Be a Ghost, He Was Arrested
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"It's broken, it's dawn, this Dong Yong has entered, why hasn't he come out! Nothing will happen!" Dong Guixiang was a little at a loss.
Dong Yong really couldn't think of a way to get out, so he had to smile and say in a hurry: "Hehe, Wangye, this ghost has three urgency, let me go to the toilet first, and I'll blow it to you when I come back." This urine is uncomfortable, and it affects my normal performance. ”
As soon as the prince heard this, his face suddenly darkened, he had only heard that people had three urgencies, and he had never heard of ghosts having three urgencies. Questioned, "You're not a ghost, you're human?"
Dong Yong shook his head again and again and said, "No, I'm not a human, I'm a ghost." ”
The prince looked Dong Yong up and down before and after, no matter how he looked at it, he felt that something was wrong, first of all, the ghost obviously had no shadow, but this person did, and secondly, the ghost was obviously icy and bright, but when he touched him, he was full of heat. He said, "No matter how the king thinks of you, you don't look like a ghost!"
In the early morning, the first rays of sunlight seemed to sting Dong Yong's eyes, Dong Yong actually learned from the ghost and shouted: "The sun is out, I will be wiped out when the time comes, Lord Wang, I will take the first step." With that, he learned to jump and jump the door away.
Who knew that the prince behind him didn't believe in evil at all, grabbed his clothes, dragged him back, and said with a stream of saliva: "Little beauty, it's not so easy to leave." As he spoke, he first forcibly dragged Dong Yong down on the bed, and then stared at Dong Yong's collapsed chest with lustful eyes, and said obscenely: "Peony flowers are dead, and ghosts are also romantic." ”
Dong Yong was almost frightened, and shouted, "Ahhh
Who knew that the prince was agile and easily avoided Dong Yong's feet, Dong Yong's kick seemed to anger the prince, only to hear a "snort", Dong Yong's pants were torn open by the prince effortlessly. A pungent smell of feces in Dong Yong's underwear came to his nostrils, causing Wang Ye's tears to flow, "It stinks, what does this smell like!" As he spoke, Wang Ye kicked Dong Yong away.
Dong Yong's emotions became extremely excited, he couldn't contain his asshole, and "popped" a dozen loud farts in a row, the prince smelled the smell, his disgusting stomach churned, and he almost didn't vomit out the meal he ate last night, taking advantage of the prince's unpreparedness, Dong Yong quickly covered the quilt under him to the prince, until he wrapped the prince's head in the quilt, wanting to kill him in the quilt. Dong Yong said fiercely: "Lord Dog, didn't you say that the peony flower is dead, and it is also romantic to be a ghost!
The prince in the quilt kept struggling, and Dong Yong had a final fight, and after a while, he was sweating profusely, his breath was not breathing, his heart was beating faster, he was weak, and he hurriedly shouted: "Come on! ”
Outside the door, Dong Guixiang heard the constant sound of fighting, and thought: Oops, something is wrong, then Dong Yong must be exposed, I must find a way to rescue him, I can't care so much, I will wait for me to stun both of them later, and it is a big deal to go in and drag Dong Yong out. After a moment's hesitation, she slipped the smoke in.
The smoke spread quickly in the air, Dong Yong only cared about the life of the prince, and he didn't have time to cover his mouth and nose, and after a while, he felt dizzy, groggy, and weak, and fainted unconsciously.
Dong Guixiang just wanted to go in and rescue Dong Yong, but she heard faint footsteps of someone, and she quickly hid behind the wall.
At this time, the housekeeper and a few maidservants came over with breakfast, and the housekeeper was startled when he saw that the women had fallen to the ground and did not wake up, and shouted, "Come on!
At this time, many guards heard the sound and hurried over, shouting, "Lord Wang, are you okay?"
The embarrassed and angry prince had already thrown aside the quilt covering his head, pointed at Dong Yong and said, "This slut almost took the life of this king, take her down for me!"
The housekeeper recognized her at a glance as Dong Yong's pretend, and shouted, "Isn't this person Dong Yong!"
"Huh?" The guards all opened their mouths, surprised, this Dong Yong also pretended to be too similar!
"I recognize this Dong Yong turning into ashes. The housekeeper was adamant, in his opinion, this kind of unpleasant smell of was only found on Dong Yong.
When he said this, the prince found that this woman's facial features and body were very similar to Dong Yong. He reprimanded angrily: "Okay, you bold Dong Yong, you dare to pretend to be a ghost in front of this king, it's simply lawless." ”
The housekeeper asked, "What does the prince plan to do with Dong Yong." ”
If Dong Yongruo is a daughter, the prince may be open, but he is not, it seems that the heavens want him to die. The prince didn't blink his eyes, and said mercilessly: "At noon tomorrow, this person will be corrected on the spot." ”
"You guys, why are you still stunned! Why don't you take him away quickly. The butler said to the guard.
"Yes!"
"Stand down!" said the prince.
Dong Luo learned that his father was arrested, and came back to report to Zi'er as soon as possible. "Oh no, Dad let people arrest him. ”
"What?" Zi'er, who was eating breakfast, was shocked. looked at Dong Luo incredulously, "Luo'er, you make it clear to your mother." ”
"Dad was put in prison by the prince, and he will be executed tomorrow......"
Zi'er's face turned pale with fright, her hands shook, the bowl fell to the ground, and she ran out in a hurry despite Dong Luo's obstruction. came to the door of the prince, knelt and begged the prince to be extrajudicial and spare Dong Yong's life. But how could the prince let Dong Yong go so easily.
Dong Yong woke up again and found himself locked in a cold and damp dungeon. Dong Yong was so anxious that he shouted: "Let me out!
"What's it called, don't think about going out when you come in. The cell boss yelled.
"I have money, you let me out, and the money is yours. Dong Yong touched around his body and finally found a penny.
When the cell boss saw such a small amount of money, he said that no one picked it up when he threw it on the ground, and said coldly: "Just such a little money, it's not enough for me to stuff my teeth for grandpa." I advise you to save some snacks and buy yourself a coffin!"
"Hey, don't go, come back, I've got a penny here. Dong Yong shouted.
The cell boss ignored him, thinking: A poor ghost, who has no money and wants to buy me.
Dong Guixiang was afraid that Dong Yong would confess that he was an accomplice in prison, so in order to save his life, he had to betray Dong Yong. She didn't want to sit still, so in order to let Dong Yong die, she carefully prepared a sumptuous meal for Dong Yong and put arsenic in it......
As soon as he arrived outside the prison door, he was stopped by the cell boss with an angry face and said, "You, listen to me, the prison is heavy, and it is not something that you and other juniors can enter casually." ”
"Big brother, you are doing well, let me take one last look at Dong Yong!" As she spoke, Dong Guixiang looked around and saw that there was no one around, then took out some broken silver from his cuffs and stuffed it into the cell head.
The cell boss hesitated for a while, and then returned the silver to Dong Guixiang, "This, I'm afraid it won't work!"
Dong Guixiang suddenly squeezed out some tears from the corners of her eyes, so she had to take off the priceless jade bracelet, stuffed it to the cell head, and said, "If I beg you, let me take a look." ”
The cell boss immediately accepted the jade bracelet, thinking: It doesn't hurt to take a look, the prison is heavily guarded, and I don't believe she can play any tricks. He said, "Well, girl, please come with me." ”
"Thank you, big brother's great kindness, the little girl has no teeth and never forgets. ”