0555 I have to slap my face
I wiped, looking at Fang Dagang looking at a barbarian girl with five big and three thick feet of two meters and three, compared with her breasts that are one size bigger than a cow, comparable to the thick legs of a wild cow, fine and dark skin, and a thick waist like a bucket, that Fang Zhilan is indeed a little 'ugly', Jiang Xiaoman almost didn't laugh, this barbarian's aesthetic point of view is really TMD wonderful, I hope there are more 'ugly' girls like Fang Zhilan, and let yourself be aesthetically fatigued.
Then he looked at Fang Dagang, who was nearly a head taller than him, and asked very solemnly: "Brother Dagang, to be honest, what do you think of me?"
Fang Dagang scratched his head in embarrassment, and said with a smile: "Except for being too short, having a bigger belly, being a little thinner, having white skin, a smaller face, a thinner waist, and being too girly, you are actually okay to look long." ”
"Then do I still have any advantages?" Jiang Xiaoman's forehead was suddenly covered with black lines, he had always prided himself as handsome and dashing, and he turned out to be an ugly monster in the eyes of the barbarians, this damn aesthetic is too weird, does it have to look five big and three thick, and the rough type with dark skin is good-looking?
"Yes. Fang Dagang nodded again and again like a chicken pecking rice, Jiang Xiaoman's eyes lit up, "What merit?"
Fang Dagang's face was full of admiration, and he said honestly: "You are better than us in hunting." ”
Jiang Xiaoman drooped his head in frustration, feeling that he had really been completely defeated, he didn't hear the announcement on the stage that the fight began, or only woke up in Fang Dagang's anxious urging, and went to the ring listlessly, but he didn't expect that as soon as he stood in the ring, there was a burst of laughter below, although the barbarian youths were already whispering there very kindly, they still didn't escape his keen hearing: "This guy is Jiang Xiaoman?"
"Oh my God, he's so ugly, he can still be the patriarch? I really don't know what the patriarch thinks. ”
"Yes, outsiders look very strange, but this guy looks so ugly, and that Fang Zhilan is quite a match. ”
"Hey, don't tell me, they're a good match. ”
"What's worth, he's uglier than Fang Zhilan, you see he's not as tall as my twelve-year-old brother, and he still has a big belly, he's really a third-class cripple. ”
"No, if such an ugly person is the patriarch, we barbarians will be despised by the brutes. ”
"That is, maybe the savages look down on us and find such an ugly person to be the patriarch. ”
...... Jiang Xiaoman, who has always been thick-skinned, was hot when he heard this, Nima, what is this, is Lao Tzu ugly and resentful of Lao Tzu? That is given by my father and mother, what can I do...... No, bah, bah, where is Lao Tzu ugly, if Lao Tzu is ugly, can he find so many daughters-in-law who are like flowers and jade?
Thinking of this, he cheered up and looked up, deliberately glanced at Fang Zhilan, and unexpectedly found that there was a strange and complicated look in the eyes of the large beauty, which seemed to be sympathy, not only sympathy, but also very complex emotions, it seemed to be sympathy for the same fate, yes, it was connected to the same fate, this look made him refreshed, this is simply everyone is drunk and I am sober, what do you think I am ugly, the big beauty thinks I am handsome.
Jiang Xiaoman immediately got energetic, held his head high, and gathered his abdomen, oh, he couldn't put his stomach away, he was pregnant, he stood in the ring proudly with his stomach up, "The challenge begins, who will come first." ”
"I'm coming!" With the sound of the urn, a big man with a foot of two meters and five jumped into the ring as soon as he raised his foot, Jiang Xiaoman looked at him and felt very tired, if this head rested on the earth, it was estimated that there would be nothing Yao Ming do, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he put the ball in the basket, and the basket was still full of hair.
"The nameless ghosts under your command will be named. Jiang Xiaoman shouted in a big way, but his eyes glanced at the big beauty, it was really this stupid big man who was too boring, just a barbarian king, standing still let him not be able to beat himself, it was better to take the opportunity to see the big beauty.
"My name is Fang Tieniu, I'm from the Barbarian Horn Tribe, you be careful, I'm going to beat you. The stupid big man reported his name stupidly, and smashed a punch into Jiang Xiaoman's face with a cold wind, there was no way, as soon as he stretched out his hand, he could only greet his face, and he had to squat down if he wanted to hit his shoulder.
"Bang", Jiang Xiaoman was still flirting with the big beauty, and a punch smashed into his face, Fang Tieniu shook his painful fist in a daze, turned around and cheered: "I won, I won......"
There was silence in the audience, and the big beauty was muttering in her heart, what is this ugly old man who is uglier than himself looking at himself? Does he think that I am better looking than him and wants to soak me? Impossible, there are more women who are better looking than me, how can he take a fancy to me, the person who can be recognized as the patriarch by the clan elder, although he is a little ugly, but he will not take a fancy to a person like me, hey, how can this ugly monster not even hide, oops, it's bad, he patronized and looked at me, he won't be defeated by a punch, right?
Immediately, Fang Zhilan's eyes showed astonishment, what a thick face, she didn't even react when she hit a punch, I don't know if Jiang Xiaoman, who was deliberately showing off at this moment, knew if her thoughts would vomit blood, but at this moment, all the young talents' expressions became solemn, how could that Fang Tie Niu say that he was also a barbarian king powerhouse, this punch hit Jiang Xiaoman's face, and there was no reaction, and he really deserved to be the person favored by the clan elders.
Fang Tieniu looked at the bottom and no one catered to him, showing a sincere smile, it is estimated that these guys were all suppressed by me, and did not react, I finally showed my face back, and when I was proud, a soft shout came from my ear: "Go down!"
Feeling a strong force, Fang Tieniu screamed and fell out of the ring, the clansmen hurriedly caught him, Fang Tieniu turned his head angrily and shouted to the ring: "You sneak attack, you are too shameless." ”
The clansmen stepped back one after another, keeping their distance from him, looking like they didn't know him, this iron bull is too honest, and he hasn't reacted yet, do you need to sneak attack you when you punch someone who is okay in the face?
You had a good relationship with Fang Tieniu and hurriedly grabbed him and told him about the situation just now, Fang Tieniu reacted at this time, and hurriedly said loudly: "It's me who is wrong, I blame you, I didn't know you were so thick-skinned just now." ”
The audience suddenly laughed, Jiang Xiaoman stroked his forehead speechlessly, waved his hand, and said weakly: "Next." ”
"I'll come. A big man jumped up, Jiang Xiaoman saw that it was a barbarian king again, stopped him from reporting his name, and said boredly: "You fight, if you can impress me, you win." ”
Dahan was suddenly furious, and he shouted and punched Jiang Xiaoman in the face, Jiang Xiaoman's whole person collapsed, do you want to be so tall? As soon as he makes a move, he hits other people's faces, and then slaps his face, isn't it really his own thick skin, he hurriedly reached out and grabbed Dahan's fist, and said sincerely: "Can you not hit your face." ”
Fang Zhilan laughed out loud, Jiang Xiaoman suddenly looked straight, this big girl, so beautiful, Fang Zhilan was blushing by his pretty face, her heart was like a deer, the clan elders sitting on the edge of the ring saw this scene, looked at each other and showed an ambiguous smile, they are not as good as these barbarians who were born and lived here, Fang Zhilan is a first-class beauty, Jiang Xiaoman is also a handsome guy, but his belly is a little bigger, but the future patriarch is a little flawed.
Fang Ze said softly: "Shouldn't the patriarch have a personal maid?" ”
"Well, I think there can be. The patriarch of the Manniu tribe looked at Fang Zhilan with a smile, his face was full of relief, this poor girl, a big beauty, was rejected by the little ladies who distorted her aesthetics until now, it is really embarrassing for her, girl, the opportunity is given to you, it depends on you whether you can grasp it.
The clan elders of other tribes looked at the old man of the bull clan with envy, and secretly scolded whether this old thing had already arrived, and was engaged in the Lori cultivation plan in advance, and regretted it.
After hearing Jiang Xiaoman's very sincere request, the big man jumped out of the ring without saying a word, he knew that he was not an opponent, and his punch with all his strength was easily caught by others, and he couldn't even break free, and it was humiliating to stay and continue to fight, so he jumped off the stage directly, but Jiang Xiaoman, who didn't react, was stunned: "This brother, why did you leave? Do you have to slap your face?"