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Chapter 86

Gods, lessons, vortex of the world

There were still more than twenty minutes before the class, and Cesar was bored, so he snatched a colorful magazine from Cecilia's hand.

Slapping Cesar's hand away, the girl complained: "Don't take that copy, this is Entertainment Weekly, I still want to read it!"

Hearing that it was a gossip type, Cesar decisively threw it away, and then asked: "Is there a strict point?

"Take it, this newspaper is the first issue of the new year, summarizing the news events of last year's birth. The girl thoughtfully took out a newspaper and handed it to her tablemate.

"Thank you!"

Taking the newspaper, Cesar lowered his head and read it.

Last year, the Church of Damnation defeated xxx wanted criminals on the disaster questionnaire, dealt with xxx biological disasters, established xxx hope elementary schools, and helped xxx grandfathers and grandmothers who were hit by steam locomotives...... The Demon Hunting Association expanded its recruitment again, and reformed from within, gradually transitioning to the guild model...... 'Force' company opened the latest steam pressure ball in June last year, and the most civilian version can also be used for steam armor for a week, which is an epoch-making scene...... A certain goblin prince in the Eastern Regions held a competition for his second lady in March last year, and the winner could get an azurite coal mine, and no one has participated so far......

Passing past countless 'big events', Cesar's gaze attracted a bold word to the north. According to statistics!! there were 87 known gods in Ceylon last year, of which 35 were born gods. There are 159 known fallen gods, of which 6 are true gods, and the rest are secondary gods. The number of natural falls of gods is only 26, the number of crusades of the Church of Damnation and the Demon Hunting Association is 18, and the rest are illegal god hunting acts, and the participants are automatically judged as sinners...... In May last year, the Sun King of Rezhou officially launched a battle against the Golden Lion to compete for the position of the main god...... In March last year, the Northern Underworld held the latest 'Zombie Warrior' exhibition to stimulate the economic growth of Gameki... The new round of the fair is expected to be held in early April this year at the Black Molar Stadium...... At the same time, the singer ???? will hold her 12th solo concert of the year......

"Hey, look at this news, so many gods died last year!" Cesar patted Cecilia excitedly, his face full of yearning. Whether it is a secondary god or a true god, this is a god of slaughter!

"What's so strange? This is the most lucrative job in the world, kill a god, and you don't have to worry about it for the rest of your life, the next life, and the next life. Haven't you heard, 'Every capable person has a god-slaughtering dream?' What, you want to be the headmaster?" the girl looked at Cesar expectantly.

"Snow's neurotic doesn't dare to provoke, I'm impatient?" said Cesar with a roll of his eyes.

"You can't think like that! this is not its god's domain, its strength has been reduced a lot, and it likes to eat green edamame, you ask Tata Merce to prepare a bottle of venom that can kill the gods, mix it into the mung edamame and trick it into eating it......"

"And then I'm absolutely dead!"

While the two were chatting, Slipper Tianzun kicked open the door again and walked lazily into the classroom. In his hand, he also held a newspaper of the same version as Cesar.

Several of the main teachers were busy this semester, so Snow, who had more free time, naturally became the acting class teacher.

"Hello everyone, don't you need to introduce yourself, right? Also, aren't you very excited? The great teacher Snow has finally become your homeroom teacher, are you ready to bribe me with money? If not, just wait to fail! I will be very difficult to come out with this year's exam questions......" Sitting on the podium, Snow said arrogantly and unscrupulously, and the faces of the students below turned pale.

If you take this class, you will not only be made difficult in every way, but also have the danger of being cut off. At the end of each class, there are always more than a dozen students who leave the classroom with disabilities and contribute one medical bill after another to the school hospital. Regular customers like Cesara have already received the 'Golden VIP Supreme Patient Card' that can be discounted by 5%.

"Now that everyone has been moved to the point that they are speechless, there is no need to say more. Today, on the first day of school, I just received the news of being appointed as the 'acting class teacher', and I haven't prepared a tutorial, so I won't take this class, let's talk about some gossip and expand your extracurricular knowledge!" Snow picked up the newspaper and flipped through the pages.

"Well, that's good! Which of you are interested in Antarctica's 'rotten blue cheese' made by Bigfoot in Antarctica? I've had the pleasure of eating it once, and the taste is really unforgettable, would you like to talk about it?" Snow asked expectantly, putting down the newspaper.

There was silence below......

"No, I don't think you can appreciate this high-protein delicacy, forget it, I'll look for it again. Oh, this is good! The goblin prince of the Eastern Regions, the second lady of his family is notoriously obese, rounder than a troll, known as the shame of goblins, no one dares to marry. This kind of case always occurs once or twice every few years, and it is not an atavistic phenomenon, nor is it a genetic mutation, or the awakening of the giant's bloodline, but a mutated acromegaly. Would you be interested in hearing me explain it in detail?"

It's still silent below......

"Ahem, you young girls are really impetuous, you don't want to know all this interesting extracurricular knowledge, so let's talk about what you are interested in! Well, this is good! Do you need me to introduce you to what the gods are? Maybe some of you will become immortal gods...... Oh!" Snow asked, looking up.

Countless students' eyes shone awesomely, they were so interested!

"Well, I'm very motivated! So, I'm going to ask a question!" After Snow finished speaking, countless students sat up straight, looking like good students, "Very good, very good, if any of you answer wrong, cut off a finger! Let's see, my temper is much better this year? I don't even cut off my hands! This is all thanks to the lovely Sisar-chan, I have already cut off his hands this winter vacation, and only then did I realize that the pain and mental stimulation caused by cutting off my fingers one by one are several times that of the former!"

Seeing Snow's intoxicated appearance, countless people cast pity on Cesar.

"Cut, chop and chop and get used to it, I don't care anymore!" Cesar smirked.

"Stand up, Columbus, answer my question!" Snow began, pointing at the freckled boy.

The boy stood up uneasily and looked at the psychiatric teacher with fear on his face.

"Answer me, what shape is the sun?" Snow asked.

The young man, who was almost scared to tears, was stunned for a moment, and then blurted out: "Round?"

"Bakken, stand up, tell me, what shape is the moon?" Ignoring Columbus, Snow shouted again.

"Round!" Bakken replied.

"Are you sure? The moon is round only a few days a month, are you sure it's round?"

Rolling his eyes, Bakken said firmly, "Round!"

"Very well, Morgan, tell me, what is the shape of Ceylon Emon?" Snow asked the low-level questions persistently.

"Round!" Morgan replied calmly.

"Are you sure? If you answer incorrectly, I'll burn you at the stake!" Snow asked.

"The first chapter of the geography textbook for the first grade of primary school says that the planet we live on, Ceylon Emon, is an irregular sphere!"

"Clever!" Snow praised.

Watching Snow go crazy again, the students below had long been accustomed to it. In this person's class, never have expectations, if he can't say three sentences, he will go off topic once. Whoever dares to remind him to get back to the point will be chopped off. In short, bear with it, within five sentences, he will automatically return to the main topic......

Cesar had always wondered if Snow was deliberately luring students into being fooled by being so careless, and then having an excuse to do some strange things such as chopping off hands and feet?

"So since Ceylon is round, why is it that no one has ever been able to sail around the planet?

Most of the students were at a loss, because they had never paid attention to this issue, after all, the planet was so big that it took a lot of time to sail across continents, and who would have enough to go around the planet? But if you think about it, there are really no reports of a boat circumnavigating the planet.

"Because there is a 'world vortex' in the Western Hemisphere!" said Cecilia, a learned scholar.

On the other side of the planet under my feet, there is a maelstrom with its center on the equator and an area about the same size as the Middle Continent, the World Vortex! Because of its existence, all living things can only survive on this half of the planet, and in order to distinguish, the half of the planet radiated by the World Vortex is called the Western Hemisphere, and the half where we are located is called the Eastern Hemisphere. On the other side of the world, there's a big toilet that never stops!"

Snow described it with a disgusting expression, instantly destroying the indescribable shock in the hearts of the students.

It's torture to take Snow's class!

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Yesterday's was too high, nearly 8,000 words, and I used up the manuscript, and this week, I will unify the evening cloth.

In addition, someone rewarded again, praised it, and despised the children's shoes......

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