Chapter 112: Blackmailing Guanyin
As soon as he heard that there was no need to make compensation, Guanyin breathed a sigh of relief, and the law was solemn, so he pretended to be disdainful and said: "What kind of goods you are This Bodhisattva doesn't know yet, don't pretend to be with me there, if you have something to say, this Bodhisattva is still in a hurry to go back to the South China Sea." ”
Tang Sanzang nodded, and said with a solemn face: "Bodhisattva, the disciple does not know something, and he is puzzled in his heart, just listening to the conversation between you and the King of Inspiration, it seems that the King of Inspiration has already heard of the matter of building a temple on the Tongtian River and accepting the sacrifice, but why did you let it go and did not say a word of accusation until it was converted, what is the reason?"
Hearing this, Guanyin looked solemn, recited the Buddha's name, and said sadly: "Sanzang, this matter is indeed beyond your imagination, my Buddha is merciful, and regards all beings in the Three Realms as equal as one, which is not only beyond mortals, but also attracts the elves who are lost and ignorant. Two hundred years ago, I felt that the red-headed goldfish in the lotus pond that had been cultivating for a hundred years seemed to have abnormal movements, fluttering and surging, and my heart was violent. ”
After he told us, we learned that he learned from his own kind from afar that the fishing boats in the major river basins of the West Sea were weaving, wantonly fishing for aquariums, and almost killed his goldfish family, not even letting go of small fry, which was very cruel. This provoked the fish to get up, bent on revenge, but the mana was low, and I couldn't get rid of the shackles of my lotus pond, and my heart was bored, cruising back and forth, and I couldn't stop. ”
"The Buddha took pity on his heart for the same kind, and had the heart to influence him, so he gave him the inspiration of the Dharma name, and when he went to the Tongtian River to wait for the sky, he contributed to the catastrophe on the road to the west of the heavens, which was only eight or nine years, and did not want to drag on to two hundred years, resulting in a large number of children on the banks of the Tongtian River dying unexpectedly, and the people were sad and worried. ”
Tang Sanzang sneered, and said with disdain: "There is no excuse, so I will talk about the changes of two hundred years ago." Since the Buddha has been inspired by his mind, he should guide him to goodness and attain positive results, how can he be allowed to abuse the Quartet and harm living beings? How cruel is it that the people of Tongtianhe are so innocent, persecuted by the floods, and forced to sacrifice their sons and daughters to sacrifice their own family to worship the demons?"
Guanyin was ashamed of herself, and said quietly: "Sanzang, do you know what the west bank of the Tongtian River is, that is, the daughter country of Xiliang without a man." Legend has it that thousands of years ago, the men on this side were too lucky, whipped their wives and abused their children, looked for flowers and willows, and did not give birth, which made six of the women unbearable. Along the way, the wind and rain, hungry, unclothed, the six women in the spirit of strong faith and resentment in their hearts, tenacious and unyielding, courageous, after 7749 days of arduous journey, finally came to the other side of the Tongtian River. In this desolate land, six women burned mountains and expanded the soil, fished and cultivated the land, made grass and clothes, piled up soil and built houses, and worked hard for decades to create a unique Xiliang daughter country in this world. ”
"The misfortunes and rebellious spirit of the six ancestors deeply inspired and influenced the people of the daughter country for generations, making them extremely hateful and dissatisfied with the men on the east bank of the Tongtian River and even the whole world, so they made a wish in front of the Buddha for a thousand years, and cursed them to make them pay for their bad luck. Now the people on the east bank of the Tongtian River are the children of those fortunate boys, and they will be punished by the flood in the world, and they will be cut off from their children and grandchildren in order to atone for the sins of their ancestors, which is the will of heaven and cannot be changed. ”
Bajie laughed loudly and said sarcastically: "When did the Bodhisattva practice such good eloquence, even if the ancestors were guilty, how innocent should the descendants be asked to bear the responsibility, resulting in the separation of flesh and blood, and the loss of children and grandchildren? ”
Hearing this, Guanyin was bloody, his eyes were fluting, and he said in a lamented voice: "Yes, the ancestors are guilty, and the descendants are innocent, they really shouldn't be held accountable for this crime." Indulging demons and mutilating living beings, the suffering of the people, and the suffering of children are all the fault of my Guanyin, although it is difficult to atone for the sins of a hundred deaths. ”
Obviously, he had never seen Guanyin's sad expression, Tang Sanzang was frightened, and said comfortingly: "Forget it, Bodhisattva, even if it is a heavenly punishment, but it is no wonder that you are not blamed, you don't have to blame yourself too much, just do the aftermath." Now that the matter of the Tianhe River has been completed, let's go back to the Dawang Temple to pick up the Tianshu, and then say goodbye. ”
"Sanzang, I'm in a mess at the moment, and I can't help you too much, you are waiting to go to the Xiliang Women's Country, you have a lot of inconvenience as a man, this Bodhisattva has a willow branch, which can be turned into a daughter's body in your hand, and the effect lasts for four hours, please be sure to leave the daughter country before the effect decreases, otherwise there will be a catastrophe and die, remember to remember. At that moment, Guanyin looked sad, stretched out his hand and pulled off a lock of willow branches inserted in the net bottle, and solemnly handed it to Tang Sanzang.
"Bodhisattva, you are too worried, daughter country, what a good place to go, why do you want Master to become a woman?" Seeing Guanyin so cautious, Bajie shook his head and expressed deep incomprehension, full of yearning, salivating.
"Dead pig's head, what do you know, those women haven't seen a man for hundreds of years, and they are holding back their stomachs full of lust and have nowhere to vent, if they see you, they will be full of emotions, and they will come one after another, and they will touch you to death. My grandson has heard that it is popular for daughters to cut off men's flesh and wrap it in a sachet to carry, and when you meet you as fat, you can kill them beautifully. The monkey scoffed, scratched his head, and said with an evil expression.
"Damn, what kind of fetish is this, it's too terrifying, isn't it? Bajie was shocked when he heard this, shrank his head, and said in a cold sweat.
"Okay, it's okay to hold the willow branch of the Bodhisattva, I can warn you, don't drink the water from the river of the daughter's country, if you drink it, you will have a child. Tang Sanzang smiled and reminded him matter-of-factly.
"No, drinking saliva can make people have children, it's too exaggerated, this strange thing in Xiliang's daughter country is really not ordinary. Sha Wujing was shocked when he heard this, and said with a shocked face.
"It's not as exaggerated as he said, just don't drink the water of the Zimu River. Otherwise, do you think that there have been no men in the daughter country for thousands of years, and what do those women rely on to reproduce? Guanyin smiled and said: "Okay, if there is nothing else, this Bodhisattva will go back to the South China Sea." ”
Sun Wukong waved his hand and said with a cheap smile: "Bodhisattva, are you reminding me, when you promised to save the master, didn't you say that you would compensate us for a magic weapon, you won't be so forgetful, right?"
Guanyin regretted that his intestines were blue, and cold sweat flowed down at the moment, and he said with embarrassment: "Wukong, why are you so good at remembering, I was just talking in a hurry, saying it to comfort you, this Bodhisattva came in a hurry, and he really didn't bring any magic weapons, besides, didn't Sanzang say that you don't have to pay compensation?"
Wukong shook his head again and again when he heard this, and said with great disdain: "Bodhisattva, it's not kind for you to say that, the South China Sea Guanyin, who has always been known as not talking, when did you play Laipi, my master didn't know that there was such a thing, so he planned to let you go, but you are a reasonable person, so you can't talk and don't count." ”
Guanyin was speechless, and only said: "That's right, and let me go back and think about what magic weapon I will give you, and let Hui'an bring it to you next time." ”
Bajie stopped doing it as soon as he heard it, dancing on his shoulders, and said with strange eyes: "Bodhisattva, do you not know what to do, next time Hui'an will not come, is it difficult for us to go all the way to the South China Sea to pursue it, just for your attitude, maybe Lai is not bad? Look at the treasures you carry with you are also quite a lot, just point to one for us is not over, I look at this fish basket is good, to have the monster in the water, we can use the basket to buckle, you can catch him, how trouble-free." ”
I don't want the old pig to fall in love with his fish basket, Guanyin was a little anxious, and waved his hand again and again: "If it doesn't work, this fish basket is too lethal, if you have it, ninety-nine eighty-one is difficult to make thirty percent of it a decoration, it's too cheap for you." It seems that this Bodhisattva can't escape this time, let me think about it, and pick up a good one for you. ”
In the eyes of everyone's expectation, Guanyin thought for a long time, and leisurely snapped his fingers and said: "Yes, I have a bottle of vinegar made by the chef of the Heavenly Court Imperial Dining Room here, and I am worried that I have nowhere to use it, so I will give it to you." ”
As soon as the words came out, the master and apprentice laughed loudly, and said in unison with disdain: "Bodhisattva, you are too good at it, although our Sanzang Army is a little poor, but there is always money to buy a bottle of vinegar, not to mention a bottle of bad vinegar, can it be used for a fart?"
Guanyin returned to his usual bright smile like a flower, shook his head and sighed to himself: "It's really a group of blindless nerds, produced by Heavenly Court, how can it be a mortal product, even if the bottle is broken, when it is used well, it is still a treasure." In fact, if it hadn't been broken, how could it have been your turn?"
"The divine vinegar used in the heavenly court is made by fermenting the twenty-six flavors of exotic flowers and plants in the Three Realms, among which the amount of one psychedelic flower is very important, and using more or less will affect the color of the vinegar. The bottle in my hand is a lot of psychedelic flowers, which makes the whole bottle of vinegar taste a little disgusting, Sanzang, you put it away, maybe he can save your life one day. ”
Tang Sanzang took the vinegar bottle stupidly, and said with a look of ignorance: "I said that in addition to eating, what effect can this vinegar have, and besides, no matter how powerful it is, it will not be able to save people's lives, right?"
Guanyin covered his mouth and smiled, and said, "Don't interrupt, I just got to the point, but I was interrupted by you." Of course, this vinegar is not eaten, but it is rubbed on the body. Sanzang, this time you were caught back to Shuifu by inspiration and the yellow mandarin fish essence, and you were almost thrown into the soup pot to cook, which is really dangerous. If you have this bottle of vinegar to protect yourself, even if you are caught in the cave by the monster for a year and a half, there is no reinforcement inside, no rescue soldiers outside, you don't have to worry about encountering such a dangerous situation today. You just need to drop a little bit of this vinegar on your body, no matter how strong the demon king is, he can't raise his appetite to eat you, do you believe it or not?" I saw Guanyin amiable, with a smile on his face, and that posture, a shopping guide who was alive and well in a shopping column, was enthusiastically promoting the products in his hands.