There is no way to care about these little things for Uncle Kang, he has been in the Zhou Mansion for decades, and it is nothing to be greedy.

But this old thing is so infuriating, I really want to find a chance to fix him.

Zhou Yan gritted his teeth and thought, but suddenly a voice came from behind him.

"Brother Zhuge , how many places do you plan to take in this interview?"

Zhou Yan looked back and saw a fat man with a fat head and big ears about thirty years old, and the meat on his stomach was all covered by his clothes, so that he did not fall to his thighs.

The eyes are extremely small, squeezed into two slits by the fat, and he has two small mustaches, which looks like he is more happy.

"Damn... This..."

Zhou Yan swallowed his saliva, and saw that the fat man was holding a woman in his left and right hands, both of which were tank-level, and the big places should be big, and the small places should be big.

He couldn't help it, and asked, "Hello brother, can I still bring a maid when I enter the Taixue Palace?"

"It's not a maid!"

The fat man was wearing a big jade wrench, and a thumb-thick gold chain was hanging from his chest, and said with a smile: "These two women I bought from the Peach Blossom Pavilion are responsible for taking care of my daily life and sleeping." ”

Isn't that a dusty woman? This can be brought in too?

This startled Zhou Yan and exclaimed, "Can you bring it in?"

The fat man waved his hand and said, "Of course you can't bring it in, but I can naturally bring it in." ”

Could it be that this fat man is a genius of literature and Taoism?

Zhou Yan looked him up and down, no matter how he looked at it, he couldn't help but say, "Your Excellency?"

The fat man took out a fan, unfolded it exaggeratedly, and said proudly: "Contemptible Zhuge Iron Pillar." ”

"Ahem!"

Zhou Yan almost didn't choke to death with saliva, this fat man's fan turned out to be made of pure gold and inlaid with gems.

"What are you going to do?"

It was still that voice, which came again, which made Zhou Yan a little confused.

Zhuge Tiezhu smiled: "Of course it's the first." ”

Zhou Yan was completely stunned, and couldn't help but say, "Brother Zhuge , are you talking to yourself?"

"What do you mean, you boy?"

A thin figure stood up from behind Zhuge Tiezhu, he was short and thin, like a monkey, and he was completely blocked by Zhuge Tiezhu's body, so he didn't find him just now.

Zhou Yan swallowed his saliva, he never expected this to be the case, and quickly shook his head and said, "It's okay, it's okay, it's clumsy." ”

"Humph!"

The thin monkey snorted, then looked at Zhuge Tiezhu, and said, "With me, I'm afraid you can only compete with others for the second place." ”

His eyes bulged, as if he was being pinched at any time, and the key was that he still had a beard, which looked even more funny.

Zhuge Tiezhu said with a smile: "Brother Pang Chong's appearance of talking big is really ridiculous, my Zhuge Tiezhu has excellent literary talent, and people praise me for my talent every day, how can I be taken the first place by you." ”

Pang Chong's face changed, and he frowned: "Someone really praises you?"

Zhuge Tiezhu said: "Of course, the sisters of the Peach Blossom Pavilion, as well as my brothers. ”

Zhou Yan couldn't help but hold his forehead and shook his head secretly.

Big brother, you are very rich at first glance, even if what you write is, everyone will say that this is the source of nourishment of life.

Zhuge Tiezhu continued: "On the contrary, you Pang Chong, those rotten things that you usually write are worthless by others, who gave you confidence?"

Pang Chong gritted his teeth and said: "That's because they don't know how to appreciate, what I write is not popular words, but profound philosophies, and it is normal for them to be difficult to understand." ”

"When I arrived here today, the teachers of the Taixue Palace must know the goods, and I will definitely be invited in at that time. ”

Zhou Yan sighed slightly, queuing was boring, listening to these two strange people keep arguing, it was really time to pass the time.

I didn't expect that in such a small place as Qingzhou, there were two heroes at the same time, which is rare.

As dusk approached, the white of the west darkened, and the earth seemed to become a black and white stick figure.

After lining up for most of the day, Zhou Yan finally got in line, and the two people behind him were already arguing with dry mouths and hoarse voices.

"I'll come first!"

The thin monkey Pang Chong stepped forward and said loudly: "I just want everyone to know today that I don't have a level, but because my level is too high, the world can't understand it." ”

Zhou Yan was speechless, and simply stepped aside to enjoy the wonderful performance of this "phoenix chick".

The three examiners sat on their seats, looked at each other, and then nodded their heads at the same time.

One of them said: "Your name is Pang Chong? Okay, let me ask you, what do you think about the thoughts of the saints of the Zhang family 1,400 years ago?"

Pang Chong said: "The things he said are very simple, and they are not high-end goods. ”

Zhou Yan's figure was shocked, he had already covered his face, and he couldn't bear to look at it anymore.

This tiger is a thin man, it's really a tiger!

The three chief examiners were so frightened that they stood up directly, and hurriedly bowed to the portrait of the saint next to them.

Then the examiner in the middle sank his face and said coldly: "The old man wants to see how your level is, and you dare to say such wild words!"

Pang Chong smiled proudly and said, "That's it, you don't need to ask those mentally retarded questions, I will give you a poem now, and I will directly convince you." ”

"Arrogance!"

The examiner said angrily: "If you can't write good poems, the old man will let you kneel in front of the portrait of the saint of the Zhang family for a day and a night." ”

Zhou Yan and Uncle Kang glanced at each other, and couldn't help but shake their heads and sigh.

Uncle Kang said: "Young people nowadays are just immature. ”

"yes. ”

Zhou Yan took a sip of water and said helplessly: "One by one is more high-profile than me." ”

Pang Chong took seven steps in front of the door, then stopped, and said in a condensed voice: "The sentence is here!"

Everyone looked at him, only to see him say word by word: "Lying down at night and listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse and the glacier fall into a dream." ”

"Poof!"

Zhou Yan's mouth full of water squirted out, and he was stunned for a while.

This... Isn't that the poem I used before?

And the three chief examiners were also stunned, and they almost subconsciously looked at the portrait of the saint.

I saw that the portrait of the saint was shining brightly, as if he was about to come back to life.

The chief examiner in the middle hurriedly ran out, shook Pang Chong's hand, and said excitedly: "Genius! Genius! The portraits of saints are shining! Congratulations! You have been admitted!"

Zhou Yan was sweating profusely and forcibly held down Uncle Kang, who was about to run away.

"Humph!"

Pang Chong snorted coldly, glanced at Zhou Yan and a few others with disdain, and strode in.

The three chief examiners personally took him into the Taixue Palace.

Zhou Yan suppressed his voice and said, "Uncle Kang is angry, there is no need to be angry, it is normal to leak out." ”

Uncle Kang said angrily: "But this is your hard work, young master, how dare he steal it, it's really shameless!"

"It's my turn!"

Zhuge Tiezhu pushed Zhou Yan away and said, "Don't get in the way of waste firewood, the contemptible people want to find this field!"

Zhou Yan glared, wouldn't he... What a master?

It's impossible, through all kinds of information analysis, he can't be a master.

The three chief examiners didn't dare to despise it at the moment, and quickly sat up, with a serious face.

Zhuge Tiezhu said: "Listen up, thirty years in Hedong, thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people into poverty!"

"Damn!"

Zhou Yan's body was weak, and he almost didn't fall to the ground.

How did this get out?

It shouldn't be!

"Genius!

The examiner stood up excitedly, hurriedly held Zhuge Tiezhu's hand, and said excitedly: "Look, the sage of the Zhang family is shining again!"

Zhuge Tiezhu said: "So I can go in, right? These two women are my scholars." ”

"Yes! Of course you can! You can do anything!"

"Please, please, please!"

The three old men were respectful, and invited Zhuge Tiezhu and the two tanks in.

Zhou Yan was stunned by this scene, and he was almost powerless to complain.

This... The world is crazy!

How did these two big fools get their hands on Lao Tzu's poems?

If you want to say that it is leaked, it shouldn't be, Murong Shi on the side of the Drunken Dance Pavilion guaranteed it, and the Bei Shake family and Sima Yunlei naturally wouldn't do such a boring thing.

Don't... Is it Daddy?

Thinking of this, Zhou Yan couldn't help but look at Uncle Kang.

Uncle Kang was sweating profusely and smiled embarrassedly: "That... Young master, don't be angry, I'll recruit you... Pang Chong is Xiaocui's nephew, and I helped a little. ”

"!"

Zhou Yan was so angry that he kicked it directly, this old thing was indignant just now, but he didn't expect him to be an undercover agent.