Paralysis, today is definitely not an auspicious day of the zodiac, travel is prohibited. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

Lao Tzu's first famous name.

I dipped my own child's urine on my hand and wiped it on my body, the taste was my own anyway, and the most embarrassing thing was in front of the three beauties......

Looking at the disgusted eyes of the hot girl guide,, I don't live anymore, I really want to find a hole to get into.

I don't know if my senior sister deliberately corrected me, even if the fox clan caught me, what if I was killed, I was afraid of a yarn.

After driving away the fox spirit, Ye Kexin pulled Bai Xueqi away, saying that she wanted to find a quiet place to relax and tell some women's secrets.

As for his husband Ding Ritian, he was treated as a transparent person, and no matter what he said, people didn't even look at him.

Haha, let you die, you know it's wrong, you lost such a stunner daughter-in-law in vain.

Back in the dormitory, there was still no one, Nima, Eleven was coming, and it seemed that the baked cakes and a few of them had gone home.

Originally, I wanted to say that the four of them went to the city of Beijing to have a good time on the National Day, but they didn't know how to tell me, a group of pits.

I turned on the computer and played lol, it was really boring, and I suddenly thought that I hadn't seen Tang Xinya and Tang Xinyou, the two sisters, for a long time, so I picked up my phone and sent a WeChat message.

"Goddess Xinya, what are you doing, are you thinking about me?"

After a few minutes, Tang Xinya replied: "I miss you big-headed ghost, narcissist! I travel with my sister in Hainan, the sunshine, the beach, it's so beautiful." ”

There is also a cute expression of cuteness in the back.

My day, Bai Fumei's life is so cool, speaking of which, I haven't seen the sea in more than 10 years?

I can't help but have a fragrant scene in my mind: Tang Xinya is wearing a refreshing bikini, 36D surging waves, incarnated as a mermaid who has captivated the country and the city, swimming in the blue water, it is simply an artistic picture!"

But I can't enjoy this kind of picture, and I have to be included in the eyes of other people, not to mention how envious, jealous and hateful, I replied directly with an unhappy voice: "How dirty is the sea, what if someone pees in it?" Moreover, there are not only sharks in the water, but also water ghosts, come back brother to protect you." ”

On a sunny beach at the end of the world in Sanya, Tang Xinya's long legs stretched lazily on the recliner, her body was in an S arc, she was holding a glass of coconut juice in her hand, staring at the information on the mobile phone screen, raising her pink lips and smiling gently, and her fingers pressed the keyboard quickly.

"Hmph, aren't there so many beautiful women vying to accompany you?

However, before the news could be sent, a dark shadow blocked her vision.

Raising his head, it was a blonde and blue-eyed foreign hunk man, tall, with strong muscles, deep facial features, wearing only a pair of swimming trunks, and walked over, stretched out his hand and invited: "Hey, beautiful girl, I'm David from the United States, can I enjoy my face and swim together and go to the beach?"

While speaking, his eyes were still fiery looking at Tang Xinya's perfect figure, the tent was almost propped up under the swimming trunks, ready to move, a typical animal dominated by the lower body.

He spoke a strange Western-style Mandarin, which sounded funny, but Tang Xinya's face instantly fell.

She playfully drank the coconut water, licked the seductive pink lips with a little water, and the foreign man who looked at it moved his throat and swallowed his saliva frantically, the East is really a magical country, this woman is like a saint-like existence, just one side, let him be intoxicated and sink.

"Okay, but I have one condition, will you catch ghosts and kill demons?" Tang Xinya said, but Gu Hai's shadow appeared in her mind, from faint to clear.

what？

What is Ghost Hunting?

The foreign macho man looked confused, what was this oriental beauty talking about, how could he not understand it at all.

When I saw Tang Xinya's playful and cunning smile, I knew that I seemed to have been tricked,, an uninteresting woman, I glanced at Tang Xinya's **** nostalgically and left.

"Oh, sister, such a handsome guy, you don't want it, it's so charming!"

At this time, Tang Xinyou, who was wet all over, swam up from the seawater, wearing the equipment of fans, his small flat chest seemed to have developed a lot, and his childish face + hot body attracted countless hot attention.

"As far as he is concerned, at first glance, he is the kind of man who is useless. Tang Xinya's eyes showed contempt, and then she scolded with a smile: "I know that I laugh sister, isn't it the same for you girl, the soul of the man on the beach is about to be taken away by you." ”

"Don't, I don't want either!They are not as handsome as Gu Haida's hooligans, and there is no other man, Xinyou can't look down on him!" Tang Xinyou pounced on her sister and scuffled, the two round dimples were very cute and innocent.

What she didn't notice was that when Gu Hai was mentioned, the helplessness on Tang Xinya's face was fleeting.

Toot toot, toot toot......

At this moment, Tang Xinya's phone rang, and after connecting, her voice was a little surprised: "Hey, cousin Wu Kaijun, you have come back from Xiangxi! It's been eight years!"

However, this surprise turned into shock in the next second, exclaiming: "Ah? You said that someone in my father's company died? I'll be back right away!"

......

On the last day before the National Day, I woke up in my dormitory and woke up.

During the period also made a strange fierce, in the dream I was wearing a black dress, standing on the top of the towering mountain, holding a gold and bronze cinnabar pen, the pen is like a god, and a slightly purple golden spell was drawn in the air, nine dragons circled, brilliant and brilliant, and the heavens and the earth were eclipsed because of it!

After waking up, I still remember very clearly the pattern and condensation trajectory of this golden rune!

I rub, this Nima opened his eyes, and the dream came to teach me?

I quickly climbed out of bed, I didn't have time to put on my underwear, and I poured out all the contents of my magic bag, and the brush was stained with cinnabar, and I drew it with the memory of the golden talisman.

Your mother, what's the situation, it's been crooked for a long time, and finally I came up with a picture that is almost similar, I excitedly want to ask my sister to come out and ask, and show off by the way.

How do I know that the door of the dormitory suddenly crackled, I was stunned, the old man kicked the door and rushed in, completely ignoring my exposed bird's fruit, his face was shocked, and he was surprised: "The dragon talisman seal is extinguished, the first master of Maoshan is born, everything in the original prophecy is true, what does this mean......"

Drunk, this old man, we don't apologize for breaking it, and we're still alone there.

Do you have a bit of civic moral quality, it's time to take medicine!

After reading the cynical look, the uncle gave me a punch: "Stinky boy, this is the Nine Dragons Swallowing Talisman, it is the most powerful talisman in the golden talisman, in this world, only no more than three people can draw it!"

My mouth almost fell to the ground.

This Nima, Lao Tzu is going to the pinnacle of life?

In the future, marrying Bai Fumei, wouldn't it be easy to bring sisters all over the world?

It's a pity that the old man then poured out my enthusiasm with a basin of cold water, and said: "It's a pity that the one you drew is no different from the waste paper, and there is no mana in it." ”

Then you talk!

My expression almost beeped the dog, hey, it seems that the sky really won't drop pie for free.

I was so angry that I wanted to blow away this bad old man, but he grabbed me, and there was some indescribable solemnity in his eyes: "There are some things I said, and now you can't understand them." You kid hurry up and pack your luggage, go out with me on National Day, and go to find old comrades-in-arms for help, the seal in the back mountain can't be dragged on!"