Text Volume 1_Chapter 50 Officers and Soldiers of the Plant War (2)
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"Meteor Chaser !!"
Bursts of strong air rushed into the sky, swept through the rain of arrows, slowed down and changed direction, and fell in both directions, scattering messily on the ground!
In front of them were rows of crossbowmen, and behind them there was only one man, with blood dripping from his chin - shaking his chin!
He shook his chin to contain his true qi, sweated like rain, covered his chest, spat blood, and fell to the ground - his vitality and wounded body had not yet recovered!
They ran to the jaw (stumbling over him) and lifted him up.
Then the crossbowmen in the back row were in order, and another rain of arrows came - they hurriedly dragged him into a corner, and the fire star went out to dangle a few times to divert their attention.
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Old man, you are injured, and now you are injured on top of injury!"
Shaking his chin and laughing: "You guys are no better~~~"
And they laughed.
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Why are you here?"
Shaking his chin, he said, "I just can't rest assured of you, so I'll take a lookβI didn't think you almost became a hedgehogγγγγγγγ β
Tao Xiaozhi said: "What about the stupid stars?"
Shaking his chin, he said, "She and Brother Xiaohu are still in the cave." β
Tao Xiaozhi probed, looked at the various routes again, and said, "Reinforcements have arrived, it's not good to go on like thisγγγγγγ β
There are several roads in front but they have been blocked by officers and soldiers, and there is a wall behind them to block it, and the only one who can go is to go back to the vegetable market!
"Do you want to kill it?" said with a shake of his chin.
The one-eared dragon said: "It's okay to go back to the vegetable market and find another way!"
Shaking his chin and saying: "With your stump body, I'm afraid I can't even beat an ant~~~"
The one-eared dragon said: "So what?! Even if there are thousands of troops, I will kill them!"
The iron bucket said: "You still go cool, I stuck your high fever and it hasn't faded yetγγγγγ β
Shaking his chin and saying to Tao Xiaozhi, "Little ghost, what are your plans?"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "There is only one word - wait!"
"Wait?" the one-eared dragon grinned, "Are you waiting to die?!"
Shaking his chin, he said: "But the reinforcements have arrived, and it will be even more disadvantageous to us later!"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "I'm not waiting for death, but alone-"
"Who?"
Tao Xiaozhi just smiled, laughed and said nothing.
Suddenly, there was a neighing and uproar, and a carriage rampaged from behind the crossbowmen, knocking over a large number of soldiers!
On top of the carriage, a burly black man danced with sticks and knocked the soldiers in his way one by one - Amu, a chimpanzee!
"Brothers, I'm late - on the way to pick up the car, I also went to the latrine~~~" Amu smiled.
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Then have you forgotten to wash your hands?"
Amu smiled: "Do you want to wash your hands after going to the toilet?ββ I don't even wash my hands after killing someone!"
Everyone got into the car one by one and began an unforgettable death car adventure!
The driver Amu, the car guide Huoxing, although the two have never worked together, they are definitely first-class partners!
The two horses were completely different from the whips, and they neighed all the way as if they had gone mad, and saw something unpleasant to the eye, and crashed into it blindly, as if they had become brave rhinoceros!
Seeing this situation, the great rider Amu, regardless of its east and west, just pumped wildly on the horse's buttocks, and kept screaming all the way, and was extremely excited! And the fire star had made a mess of his path as much as his metaphor, and yelled at Amu, tugging at his hair and ears, and even teasing his squeaky nest, as if nothing had any effect, so he kicked Amu over, and became a driver himself, and the flies swatted wildly, and the horse's ass was beaten loudly!
And the injured people in the car knew that the injuries they had just received were nothing at all - they rolled together, foaming at the mouth, rolling their eyes, their hands and feet were tangled together as if they wanted to tie knots, and they couldn't tell whose hands were wrong,ββ they became a piece like dough, and they were at the mercy of the "noodle master"!
Such a furious chariot had already thrown the officers and soldiers below the horizon, but the car was still running wild until the canopy was thrown off, the wheels were thrown off, Amu and the fire star were thrown away, the horse was free of the reins, and the car crashed into a big tree, and then it stopped!
When they climbed out of the scrap car, they thought they had come to heaven.
Huoxing and Amu have already scuffled, these two best partners!
The four injured men had no strength to fight, but just sat there shaking their heads and sighing until they were tired.
As the sky grew dark, the woods were startled with crows, and they feared that the officers and soldiers would arrive, so they chose the road to their habitat, the cave by the stream.
It wasn't until it was dark that they found the stream, went upstream, came to a bare mountain, and found the cave.
The cave was slightly glowing with fire, but when they entered, they couldn't find Silly Star and Little Tiger, only a pile of charcoal fire, firewood, some wild fruits, herbs, and a pool of blood next to the fire!
Tao Xiaozhi clicked on the pool of blood, it was still hot!
"Dear cousin, don't make trouble, come out quickly, don't scare your most handsome cousinγγγγγγγ The fire star jumped wildly and turned the cave upside down, but still couldn't find it!
Tao Xiaozhi pulled his chin and said, "Did anything happen when you left?"
Shaking his chin, he said: "When I left, they were still talking and laughing around the fire... By the way, I was actually worried about your safety, so I sneaked out while I was untying my handsγγγγγγγ β
Tao Xiaozhi sighed and said, "Then they may be looking for youγγγγγγ β
Amu pointed to the blood and said, "How do you explain this?"
At this moment, a wolf howl sounded at the right place, echoing in the cave!
"It may have been eaten by the wolf!" the bucket gave an explanation, and the stomach responded.
Amu knocked on the head of the iron bucket and said angrily: "You iron rice bucket, all you think about all day long is to eat and eatγγγγγγγ β
Huoxing kicked his chin down and trampled it under his feet, and the fly swatter pressed his face and said angrily, "This damn old man, it's all your fault, and you left my dear cousin in the Black Mountain Caveγγγγγγγ β
As he spoke, he was about to shake his chin, but the crowd grabbed him.
The iron bucket said: "It's not this old man, we don't know if we have a lifeγγγγγγγγ β
"Don't even make any noise!" Tao Xiaozhi said angrily, "The most important thing now is to find the stupid stars!"
In this great wood, it is pitch black, and wild beasts are infested, where can you find it?
Tao Xiaozhi said: "The iron bucket and the old man Huang stayed, and made a fire here, they came back, and immediately burned a few dead trees in front of the cave in order to inform us;
Shaking his chin, he said, "The one-eared dragon can't go with you, his injuries are not a joke!
Tao Xiaozhi said: "It doesn't matter if I'm injured! As for the one-eared dragon, he has to go - his ultrasound 'sees' everything in the dark night!"
The one-eared dragon's special abilities make him an indispensable figure for this operation!
Just as they were about to make a move, three burly black shadows appeared at the entrance of the cave, and three pairs of strange eyes glowing with a faint green light stared at them!
These are three giant wolves, their bodies are almost the size of oxen, their claws and teeth are extremely sharp, their sense of smell is particularly sensitive, especially the detection of blood, they are the best in the beast world!
The iron bucket hid behind the one-eared dragon and said, "Hurry up and turn into a bat and make thatγγγγγ yes, 'Bobo's Temptation' or somethingγγγγγ β
The one-eared dragon said: "Generally, it doesn't have much effect on animals, because their brains are not developed enoughγγγγγγγγ β
So, the iron bucket chose to hide behind the shaking chin.
Three wolves leap up with their claws and attack them at the same time, pounce on them!
"A !! of a Standout"
"Slap clip clip !!"
"Monk Eighteen Knocks of the Wooden Fish Movement!!"
The fate of the wolf can be imagined, one horse was pierced in the throat, one horse was knocked out of all its teeth and fainted, and the other horse's brains splashed and flowers bloomed!
How can it be easier than you think to get rid of them? This is the awkward problem that the iron bucket encounters.
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Without further ado, we have to act quickly to find out their whereabouts!"
As soon as Tao Xiaozhi came out of the cave, he was knocked over by a head-on person, and at a glance - it turned out to be a stupid star!
Silly Xingxing hurriedly helped Tao Xiaozhi up, and cried loudly: "Look at my stupid head, I actually injured you, and there is a lot of bleeding in your chestγγγγγγγγ β
Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Do you think your head is a rhinoceros? Don't be sad, this injury is none of your business!"
With his comfort, she stopped crying and wiped away a handful of tears.
Huoxing loves you silly Xingxing is fine, so he howled happily: "Dear cousin, it's okay if you're okay, I was worried about dying the most handsome cousin just now~~~~ You don't know that the moment I can't see you, my heart seems to have become cat, cats seem to have become rats, dogs seem to have become wolves, and wolves seem to have become pervertsγγγγγγγ β
"Get out of the way, ho~~~" Amu said angrily, "Specializing in some unlevel metaphors!"
Fire Star and Amu scuffled.
Silly Xingyou cried loudly, cried even louder, and threw herself into Tao Xiaozhi's arms: "Brother Xiaozhi, dear cousin, I finally see you~~"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "What happened?
Silly Xingxing wiped a handful of tears and said, "Brother Xiaohu and Grandpa Huang are gone!"