Volume 1_Chapter 27 They Are Coming (1)
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In the face of the "slap and slap" that was on the offensive, the handsome black man in white did not panic, his demeanor was still elegant, his expression was still comfortable, and his demeanor was still graceful! I saw him stretch out two fingers like lightning towards the black shadow, one by one, not to clamp the fly swatter, but to pierce the chest of the fire star!
I saw that the fire star suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then fell to the ground with a "snap", unable to move, and he was pointed at the acupoint one by one!
Can light the flying meteor-like fire star, this person's eyesight and skills are absolutely beyond the reach of people, can no longer be described by the word "master", then use "pickpocket" to describe it! Yes, you heard it right, only a pickpocket can steal your purse without you knowing, and similarly, he will also click on your acupoint without you knowing!
Awesome "pickpocket"!
The black man in white pointed his fingers at the fire star, shook his tentacle braids twice (of course, his fat chin also trembled), and said with a smile: "Little friend, am I handsome and scared you, why can't you even move when you lie on the ground?"
Although Huo Xing's hands and feet couldn't move, his mouth was at least okay, and he scolded: "Damn perverted ugly bastard! You're so ugly that you're not as ugly as Zhu Bajieγγγγγγ β
It doesn't matter what Huoxing is, the important thing is that the black man in white took his words as a fart at all, and he was still intoxicated by the "handsome guy" he titled, and he actually whistled!
Tao Xiaozhi arched his hand and said: "The handsome guy is really good, and his aura is extraordinary! Little brother Tao Xiaozhi, I don't know what to call the handsome guy?"
The black man in white shyly shook his tentacle braids twice, and said with a smile: "Not handsome, not handsome! You little white-faced handsome guy can really talk!hehe~~"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Brother Tai, why be modest, your handsomeness is definitely comparable to Zhu Yuanzhang, it's so 'handsome' that you can thank you!"
The black man in white laughed so much that his two braids stood up, and said: "I'm not modest, my name is 'not handsome', it's not handsome!"
"Not handsome brother, don't blow so badly anymore!" the man in the wooden pillar spoke, "I heard that my hairs stood on end, and I broke my bones!"
Mo Bushuai said: "Unbehaved brother, stay there obediently, don't talk nonsense with your eyes open! You should be proud of having such a handsome brother!"
Mo Bu said angrily: "My little girl, don't be joking! Even grandpa has to listen to me, how old are you? You actually dare to teach me a lesson, be careful that I ask grandpa to prick your tender ass with a needle!"
Mo Bushuai said to Tao Xiaozhi: "My brother is like this, he is always not very well-behaved, please don't be surprised!"
If you say that you are obedient, you will not be obedient, if you say that you will stay there, you will not stay there, you don't care how old you are, no one can stop him if he wants to come out!
So, with a "click", the big wooden pillar quickly opened a door about three feet high and three feet wide (that is, the "crack" mentioned before, the door was opened from the left, but the procedure was controlled by the mechanism), and he was just as high as the door, and then he walked out slowly.
His big brush and painting scroll were inserted in his waist, and he held an empty bag in his hand, and put a few green pills that he grabbed with his other hand into his mouth, and then smiled evilly at everyone, laughing so much that his fake beard was cocked!
Tao Xiaozhi glared and lost his voice: "You take these ballsγγγγγγ Have you eaten them all?"
The answer is yes, just look at the evil smiling face!
The bitterness in Tao Xiaozhi's heart surged up his throat again, it was not he who suffered, but he at least had a little sympathy, he knew the pain after eating! However, a child doesn't care about farting in public, maybe it is also very popular with children who like to play pranks!
Mo Bushuai said: "I'm really sorry, my brother is a glutton, he snatched your candy, and I am responsible for the losses caused by this, so don't be sad anymoreγγγγγγ β
Tao Xiaozhi said: "I'm not sorry for myself, but sorry for your brotherγγγγγγ β
Of course, the saddest thing is the small melon, because its food has become the digestive product in other people's stomachs.
Mo Bu obediently crossed his waist and stroked his beard and said solemnly: "You don't have to feel sorry for me, I want to ask you a few questions one by one"
With such a look and such a tone, it is like a seven or eight-year-old adult, no wonder he likes to wear a fake beard One by one, the precocious fruit is really easy to rot!
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "Old child, if you have any fart, let it go, lest others say that I don't respect children's opinions!"
Mo Bu said angrily: "The first question, you are not allowed to call me 'child' in the future, let alone talk to me in this tone, understand?!The second question, how do you know my name and my hiding in the pillar?"
Tao Xiaozhi said with a smile: "The first answer is because you are a child, so I will still call you 'child' in the future, whether you want to or not; The second answer is because you have your name on the engraving around your neck, which is known to literate people. As for why I know where you are hiding, because your inscription is stuck outside the 'door' of the pillars, so you can't escape, and these pillars are so strange that they have to arouse the suspicion of others, and I accidentally know that it is hollow, and can not only hide you in it, but even an adult can stuff it in, so I suspect that you are hiding thereγγγγγγ β
Mo Bu obediently said: "Your head is quite effective, so you can guess, but this is not a prize to guess, I have already eaten the candy one by one By the way: the taste of this candy is simply teaching people's tongues to dance!haha~~"
Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "However, no matter how effective my head is, I can't figure it out: why did you speak in the pillar as if it spread to the whole room, and it seems to be very clear about our behavior... β
Mo Bushuai said: "This is simple, you can see it in the pillar!"
The pillar was not empty, it was equipped with a climbing attachment similar to a ladder, and a rope ran through the entire column, and it was not known where the two ends of the pillar led.
Tao Xiaozhi said: "What are these ropes and ladders for?"
Mo Bushuai said: "There are a total of eight pillars in the house. The lower end of the pillar leads to the basement, where our family lives, and the upper end is connected to the roof. That's why my brother can run out on the roof or in the basement and shout, that's why his voice is everywhere!"
Tao Xiaozhi exclaimed: "It's amazing, there is such a house!!"
Mo Bushuai said: "My father is a world-famous carpenter, architect and organizer, and he designed and built this house with his own hands. Although the house is very "broken", it is full of mechanisms and ambushes, and if you are not careful, you will be fooled. In fact, this 'broken' is also 'designed', mainly to hide people's eyes and ears, to give people a desolate atmosphere, to show that the house is uninhabited, so that they can fall into the trap!"
Tao Xiaozhi said: "Then why did your father design such a house?
Mo Bushuai said: "There is a story hereγγγγγγ β