"You're so lucky, if you didn't have your wife to send you to the second doctor, you wouldn't be able to save you......"

"It's dangerous, fortunately, your wife moved quickly and sent you over, if you were two hours late, you would really be hopeless......"

When I woke up from my slumber, I found myself a successful example of first aid in the mouths of patients and nurses in the intensive care unit, and in their mouths, if it weren't for my wise and brave wife, I would have passed out while waiting for the ambulance, or I don't know which hospital the ambulance took to delay the diagnosis and first aid, maybe I would have died......

Actually, I also wanted to go to the second affiliated doctor for emergency treatment...... I'd love to say that, lest my wife take all the credit to her. You must know that when I said that I was going to the hospital, she advised me to bear with it first, it was past ten o'clock, it was better to go to the hospital tomorrow morning to see the chief physician for outpatient treatment......

But I don't care about these little things with my wife now, because I am facing an extremely serious and important decision related to the dignity of life. I had just had a cardiovascular bypass stent surgery, in order to combine the stent with the cardiovascular system, the doctor asked me to recuperate, that is, I was not allowed to get out of bed, and all activities were carried out in this one-meter-wide and two-meter-long hospital bed for six days, including all eating, drinking, and lazing.......

Eating and drinking sprinkled on a bed I can understand, but pull ...... I can't think of how to pull ...... in bed Luckily, I had already pooped last night, so I don't have to think about it for the time being. My wife is looking for a nursing aunt for me in Zhangluo to take care of my next hospital life.

I called my wife over and handed her the bank password and the stock market account number, and by the way, I asked her to go online to explain the reason for my temporary stoppage, and I fell into a coma when I woke up......

It took another day for me to regain some of my spirits, and the nursing aunt was in place, and she seemed to be quite loyal. In the morning, the doctor asked me if I had any stool, and I honestly replied no, so I had an extra pack of medicine to clear my stomach and intestines at noon. My wife came over at noon and saw it and said, "Why do you take this medicine, you will have diarrhea if you eat it." He threw the medicine aside.

In the evening, when the nurse came to change the dressing, I asked the nursing aunt if I pulled it. The nursing aunt said no, and the nurse said that the doctor had emphasized that she had to pull it, and don't forget to take the medicine that clears the stomach.

So the nursing aunt found the bag at noon, mixed it with the bag at night, and let me pour it......

It was the darkest night of my life, I changed my sheets three times, my duvet covers twice, my clothes and pants were stripped off, and I had a big stack of tissues stuffed in my ass...... A small sneeze or a cough will cause a blowout, I can't control my stomach and stomach at all, a man in his forties of more than 200 pounds pouted on the hospital bed and asked the nursing aunt to clean up the excrement again and again, just like a helpless baby, which made me begin to doubt my life......

The next morning, when the doctor made another round, I expressed my anger and strongly demanded the right to use the toilet in the bathroom, and at that moment I understood the meaning of the heart and happiness of sitting on the toilet represented by the song "Toilet...... However, the doctor coldly refused my request and did not get out of bed for six days, lest the stent in the cardiovascular system form a displacement and add trouble to them......

My stomach seemed to be stirred up again, and my wife said that she couldn't buy a large diaper like mine, so she simply bought a dozen panties, asked me to pull them directly on, and then cut and pack the panties on both sides and threw them away, so that the sheets would not stain the sheets and make the whole ward and the nurses know that I was pulling on the bed again......

My wife was happy to tell me the good news, she said that the leave note she wrote for me was recognized by everyone, and the book friends thought that her writing was better than mine, and suggested that she continue to write it......

I pouted, ignored her, and let her enjoy herself.

My wife is ten years younger than me, she graduated from Wenzhou University, majoring in administration. When I was thirty-one years old, I got married. After marriage, I became a big fat man of more than 200 pounds, which can be said to have half of her credit......

There is no need to talk about married life, the only feeling I feel is that I am tired, I take care of three children, two children and a large baby. My wife is a casual person, she can't do housework, can't buy vegetables and cook, and even refuses to do housework. When I gave birth to a son, I stayed at home for half a year and had to go out to work, so I had to quit my job and go home to take care of the child, becoming a housewife.

After eight years, my son could go to school, I felt that it was time for me to be liberated, and my wife said that one was not insured, so I gave birth to another daughter......

I...... Another eight years......

In this way, I went from a high-spirited engineering director to a dead fat house, and the seventh floor was too high to have an elevator, and I became more and more lazy to move. Except for going to the market to buy groceries and some necessary outings, I didn't really want to go downstairs.

Why did I become a big fat man of more than 200 pounds? This is due to my wife and two children, who have exactly the same problem, picky eaters. And they have to eat fresh, not overnight, and sometimes even the leftovers from noon are not eaten at night......

So every day I go to buy vegetables and cook vegetables, I have to consider what they like to eat, my wife has two dishes, my son has two dishes, my daughter and I have one dish each, and there are six or seven dishes on the dinner table, and their meals are not large, and there are most of the leftovers after eating, which are all cooked by my own hands, and it is a pity that I clean up at night, and I eat up all the leftovers, and then the body inevitably develops horizontally......

My wife said that her writing was better than mine, and I laughed, which is something that cannot be compared. With a ten-year age difference, we have very little common language, except for children. She's a sensual person, I'm a rational person, and the two of us are very little interested in the same thing......

My wife loves to compare, compare with those female netizens in the WeChat circle, compare with female colleagues, and compare with female classmates. But I think the only thing she can overpower others is that she has a heavyweight husband, who is unmatched in tonnage.

For example, when it comes to my child's schooling, I used to insist that my son go to school half a year late, instead of a year earlier. For this reason, he had a fierce quarrel with his wife. My wife always feels inferior, other people's children are two years old, and our son has just entered school, why? My son is not much more stupid than others...... In order to convince me, she also came up with some expert predictions, saying that if her son started school a year early, he could avoid the most competitive year of the college entrance examination in the future......

I ignored her and insisted that my son study half a year late. I have experienced this myself. When I was a child, I went to school at the age of six and a half, but I couldn't keep up with the curriculum, but I was okay in elementary school, and my grades were among the best with my mother's teaching. But in junior high school, I couldn't understand what the teacher said in class, and my grades plummeted, and I became a laggard representative of the class......

My son is half a year older than other classmates, he never has to worry about us after school, his grades have always been in the top three, and because he is older, his body is stronger, and he avoids being bullied by his classmates, not like me, when I was a child, because I was three days younger and fought with people......

My wife loves those Korean dramas, the kind that loves her to death, and she doesn't like to read books, especially those foreign classics, because she has cognitive confusion of foreign names. A copy of Sherlock Holmes, she insisted that Watson was the main character, and that the name was easy to remember...... She didn't finish reading a "Gone with the Wind" in three years in college, she always read the back and forgot the front, and in less than three days, she couldn't even tell who the protagonist was......

So my wife likes to read those chicken soup articles in magazines and jokes on WeChat. I admit that her essay of about 2,000 words is more appealing than mine, but if it is more than 2,000 words, then the preface does not match the afterword, and it is not even clear what the topic is. This is the main reason why she once wanted to be a female writer but finally gave up.

I once said to my wife, you are only recording a life, and I am describing the whole world. I like to tell the story in a straightforward way, outlining the overall structure of the world like a white sketch, so that it slowly plumps up. I will not be biased against the stories I tell, and I will try to uphold an impartial attitude, and as for the good and bad opinions, they will naturally form in the reading of the book lovers themselves, and I do not need to exert any educational influence on them as an author......

An author who writes books quietly, a group of book friends who read books quietly, this is all I have hoped for, my satisfying life......