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However, Tao Xiaozhi couldn't pull out today, like a wine bottle with a wooden cork tightly stuffed. Is it because he drank Xuanwu tea? The answer is yes, but it is not necessary? He has not been able to for several days, because he has been drinking this tea for the past few days, and he has to drink it before breakfast and going to bed, and although the tea is fragrant, only Tao Xiaozhi understands the pain of drinking it! No way, in order to practice Xuanwu Qigong, there is only one word: forbearance! Two words: forbearance! Three words: forbearance, forbearance! Infinite words: forbearance, forbearance...... Isn't it too ironic that you can't pull out because you can't pull out because you eat another kind of...... Of course, farting is not possible.

And is this the "effect" that Gu Xuan Laotong wants to see?

"Yes, this is the effect I want!" After seeing Tao Xiaozhi worrying about these days, Gu Xuan Lao Tong didn't know how gloating!

Then he explained: "This is called 'breath-holding', you have to hold your breath before practicing qigong, don't you know?"

Tao Xiaozhi said helplessly: "It's not that I want to hold back, but I can't let it go at all!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "This shows that you have strange muscles and bones, and it is a good material for practicing qigong!"

Although Tao Xiaozhi can't let it out, this old man can't let it go every day, and he just let out a loud fart.

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Why are you okay with drinking? The fart is still so smooth, and the teeth have not turned black......

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "When I first started drinking, I was actually the same as you...... Later, the next day, I got used to it......"

Tao Xiaozhi hasn't adapted for six days!

"Okay," Gu Xuan Lao Tong continued, "Before the qi you are holding back has not been released, let's hurry up and cultivate!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "What are we cultivating?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said mysteriously: "You will know when you go." ”

Gu Xuan Lao Tong didn't take him to some holy place outside, but took Tao Xiaozhi to the house and to the kitchen. Is the kitchen a place to practice qigong? In addition to practicing cooking skills or eating skills, you can also wash dishes and dishes, and let Gu Xuan Lao Tong tell you!

There is a table in the kitchen, which looks like a pig-killing table, with a half-swallowed pig-killing knife on it, shiny with oil, and this table is full of the masterpiece of this knife - knife marks. Time does not leave a trace, but the knife can, whether tangible or invisible.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong pointed to this platform and said, "Lie down - take off all your clothes, and leave no one." ”

This obviously made Tao Xiaozhi a little embarrassed, after all, the table was still shiny, even bloodstained, and he had to lie naked on it, a bit heavy......

However, under the serious authority of Gu Xuan Laotong, Tao Xiaozhi still obeyed.

"Face up, close your eyes!"

Is this a massage or killing a pig? An ominous premonition burrowed into Tao Xiaozhi's heart like a worm, but he couldn't climb out.

Then, Tao Xiaozhi's limbs were tightly tied to the pig killing platform, and he even heard the sound of the pig killing knife being pulled out of the stage and trembling! At this time, a light flashed in the corners of Gu Xuan's eyes, the corners of his mouth and the knife, even if Tao Xiaozhi didn't see this scene, he knew how terrifying it was!

Tao Xiaozhi glared and exclaimed, "You don't really want to kill me, do you!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "I want to help you have major surgery." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Why?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Qigong - it requires a vigorous, criss-crossed, complex and sophisticated meridian system, and I want to transform your meridian network. ”

The knife sharpening Huo Huo sounded, Gu Xuan Lao Tong was about to use the knife!

"So fast?!" Tao Xiaozhi shouted, "You at least disinfect this knife...... You're going to give me anesthetic soup too......"

Gu Xuan Laotong's cold knife had already been placed on Tao Xiaozhi's chest, and said, "Give me a quiet moment, and then enjoy it slowly!"

"One last question!" Tao Xiaozhi finally screamed (and then probably a continuous scream), "Am I going to die?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled: "Very likely!"

Then he grabbed the pig's feet that were on the plate and prepared to be used as food for the night with one hand and stuffed them into Tao Xiaozhi's mouth, and the other hand was already up and down!

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Magical!

Tao Xiaozhi thought that the injury in his body might take three months (by that time, he might have missed the agreement between Gu Xuan Laotong and the Purple Mountain Old Monster) to recover, but it was only three days that there was no pain, but the wound was still a little itchy. You must know that his whole body is wrapped in thick bandages, just like a mummy! I can't imagine what kind of transformation his body has undergone! When the bandages were opened on this day, there were small scars all over his body, and these were originally big wounds, but they healed a lot, and the speed of healing was really fast!

Why is this so? Three days equals three months?!

Tao Xiaozhi threw his questions to Gu Xuan Laotong.

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "This is the curative effect of Xuanwu tea. ”

It's unbelievable that has such a miraculous effect!

Tao Xiaozhi smiled: "Then I have to drink Xuanwu tea every day!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "You will not have Xuanwu tea again in the future." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Doesn't Xuanwu every day?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Many people can't drink Xuanwu tea, because it's a kind of poisonous, you can have strange muscles and bones, but being able to drink it doesn't mean that you can drink too much, and if you drink too much, you will hang, unless you are a dog ......."

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Why are you okay?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong smiled: "You know, I am a Xuanwu Saint Seiya!"

Reasonable!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "What kind of modification have you made to my body?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Can't you feel it?"

Tao Xiaozhi touched his chin and thought for a long time before he said: "I just feel that the small wound on my body is itchy, like a bug has been drilled......"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "I mean your meridian network, do you feel that these complex systems are contracting freely and unimpeded?"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "I just feel it...... It feels like you can breathe everywhere in your body, and you feel like your whole body is full of small holes, and the wind can blow through your body...... I felt like I was wearing a tulle coat......"

"It's not that you're wearing a tulle coat, but you're a tulle coat yourself!" Gu Xuan Lao Tong corrected, "It's also possible that you don't have any clothes on now, hehe...... These are just a few of the ways in which you will behave differently than usual......"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "It's becoming less and less human......

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Okay, let's go and try the difference!"

Tao Xiaozhi said: "How to try?"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "." ”

Tao Xiaozhi smiled bitterly: "Now I don't have a desire for......"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "Before, you couldn't pull out if you wanted to, but now let's see if you can pull it out if you don't want to." ”

Tao Xiaozhi said: "How can you say it like diarrhea......"

Then Tao Xiaozhi ran to the thatched toilet (in fact, there is no thatched toilet, how can Gu Xuan Laotong live alone with a thatched toilet, this 'thatched toilet' is actually the lake outside the house...... In the blink of an eye, he came back and exclaimed, "I really pulled it out, and it was extremely smooth!!"

Gu Xuan Lao Tong said: "In the future, as long as there is, you can pull it whenever you want, farts and urine are the same......!

Tao Xiaozhi said: "Can I not for a month?"

"It's okay for a year!" Gu Xuan said, "However, it's best not to pile up these wastes for too long, or your whole body will stink...... Anyway, why does your body stink so much now? Did you just forget ......?"

Tao Xiaozhi smiled embarrassedly: "I was too anxious and excited just now......

Gu Xuan Lao Tong waved his crutches and knocked Tao Xiaozhi away, and just landed in the lake outside the house.

"Wash well, you haven't washed in three days anyway!"

Every time Tao Xiaozhi emerged from the water, an invisible giant hand would knock him down, like a whack-a-mole.

"You've been staying underwater!" Gu Xuan said, "By the way, you can rub it, I want to know how long you can stay in the water." ”

One minute, five minutes, ten minutes...... An hour had passed, and Tao Xiaozhi came out of the water! With a surprised expression, he looked around to find Gu Xuan's trace, and just wanted to tell him his surprise, puzzlement, and excitement, but he was no longer by the lake.