"Are you a fool to me? Before the hair grows, you say that you are a Chinese medicine doctor!"

Wang Yanrong glanced at Chen Xiaobei with disdain, and said in a cold voice: "Don't want to change the topic! No matter what you say, it won't change my decision!"

"That kid is too naïve, isn't he? He actually wants to use this excuse to deceive Wang Yanrong? That woman doesn't even give Ye Tianling face, how can she listen to this kid?"

"That's right! I bet that kid will be repaired by Wang Yanrong soon!"

"That woman is so violent, she is crazy, she dares to do anything!"

......

The people around him were pointing behind their backs, and with Ye Tianling's example, everyone was very worried about Wang Yanrong.

Chen Xiaobei didn't bother to argue, and said directly: "You have a dry mouth and nose during the day recently, you have difficulty sleeping at night, you are not energetic, and you are upset and irritable, but your appetite is excellent, and you want to eat something almost at any time." ”

"You...... How do you know?" Wang Yanrong was stunned for a moment, completely unable to believe her ears.

Everyone around also had the same expression, never expected that Chen Xiaobei, a hairy boy, could really say anything about Wang Yanrong's condition!

The most important thing is that Chen Xiaobei didn't take the pulse at all, and he didn't even ask a simple question!

This method of diagnosing the condition is simply amazing, and ordinary people would not dare to believe it if they had not seen it with their own eyes!

"Now believe it, right? You're sick!" Chen Xiaobei said with a wicked smile on the corner of his mouth.

"I ...... Am I really sick? Tell me, what's going on?" asked Wang Yanrong with a frown.

Chen Xiaobei explained: "You have a poor spleen and stomach, which leads to stomach qi stagnation, and you need to get rid of it!"

"How do you solve that?" asked Wang Yanrong suspiciously.

"It's very simple, you do what I do, and press hard here. Chen Xiaobei stretched out a finger and pressed it on his Qi Sea Acupoint.

"You won't hurt me, will you?" Wang Yanrong hesitated.

"The disease is on you, believe it or not. Chen Xiaobei smiled evilly: "Anyway, you can't die from this disease, at most, it's an endocrine disorder and you become a fat woman." ”

"What are you talking about......" Wang Yanrong's face changed greatly, she was only twenty-five years old, and it was the time when she was most surprised.

If it's too late to lose weight, how can you make yourself a fat woman?

She turned her heart sideways, followed Chen Xiaobei's appearance, and pressed it on her Qi Sea Acupoint.

"Yes, that's it, use a little harder!" After Chen Xiaobei finished speaking, he quickly took Lin Xiang's small hand and stepped back several meters: "Xiangxiang, quickly pinch your nose." ”

"Huh?" Lin Xiang was puzzled, but pinched his little nose very obediently.

"Porphyr......

At this moment, a long and deep strange sound came from behind Wang Yanrong, accompanied by a sour and rotten stench, which quickly diffused into the entire space.

It turned out to be a long, loud stinky fart!

"Lying on a big grass! What a stinky fart!" Everyone around them instantly felt numb in their scalps and stepped back one after another.

Although they retreated far away, they still couldn't stand the highly toxic gas comparable to biological and chemical weapons, and everyone followed Chen Xiaobei and Lin Xiang and pinched their noses.

"Stinky boy, you dare to play tricks on me!" Wang Yanrong's face was red and green, and she almost wanted to find a crack in the ground.

"I'm not fooling you, the so-called stomach gas is actually a fart!"

Chen Xiaobei joked: "From the beginning, you were farting with your mouth, that's not right, what I'm teaching you now is the correct way to solve it, you should thank me." ”

"You're just farting with your mouth! After a long time, you're standing up for this little slut! Why did I believe your nonsense!" Wang Yanrong was so angry that her eyes were about to erupt.

"Looks like your fart hasn't finished yet, and it's coming out of your mouth again. Chen Xiaobei smiled playfully, took Lin Xiang's little hand, and stepped back a lot.

"Little bastard! Don't you want to run!" Wang Yanrong couldn't give up?

"Mound ...... Porphyry ...... All ......"

It's good that she doesn't move, but if she moves, the problem will be big.

The stomach that has been stagnant for a long time is like the water of the Yellow River, gushing out endlessly.

A series of earth-shattering serial farts erupted, louder than the other, stinkier than the other, and the people around were so frightened that they ran away, and they really couldn't bear the smell.

"Vomit ......" Wang Yanrong herself was so disgusted that she rolled her eyes.

But this time, she didn't dare to move anymore, for fear that something more disgusting would flow out.

"Wo Cao, this woman is so powerful!

"Isn't it? If you throw her to bomb Dongjin, it's definitely better than a nuclear weapon!"

"It's disgusting! I'm going to go first, or I'm going to die!"

......

The crowd was full of big people with heads and faces, and in such an environment, they didn't want to stay for a second and withdrew from the venue one after another.

"Stinky boy, I won't let you go!" Wang Yanrong wants to die, she is so ugly in public, how will she see people in the future?

At this time, Chen Xiaobei had already pulled Lin Xiang away.

"Little North...... Is she okay?" asked Lin Xiang in a low voice.

"It's okay, her condition is real, it's just that I taught her a more direct way to solve it. ”

Chen Xiaobei smiled evilly: "Who let that woman talk nonsense and slander my family Xiangxiang in public? Of course I have to pay it back, so that she will be embarrassed in front of others!"

"You're so nice!" Lin Xiang hugged Chen Xiaobei's arm and snuggled up to his shoulder: "As long as you are here, even if the sky falls, I don't have to worry!"

"That's a must!" Chen Xiaobei said seriously: "I am your man, of course I have to hold up a piece of heaven for you!"

"You're not my man yet!" Lin Xiangjiao said angrily.

"It's not simple, let's go home! Hehehehe......" Chen Xiaobei grabbed Lin Xiang's willow waist and sped up the pace of going home.

Backstage.

"Ruined...... Ruined ...... That little bastard ruined my auction! And ruined the perfect image of my painstakingly managed! I'm going to slaughter him! I'm going to kill him!"

Ye Tianling roared hysterically, anger almost erupting from his eyes!

You must know that this auction is a major event of the Ling Tian Group every year, and those lots that have been worked so hard to get are only secondary.

The most important thing is that the guests present today are by no means invited if they want to! As soon as they leave, it means that Ye Tianling's hard work for most of the past half a year has been in vain!

Moreover, from now on, as soon as they see Ye Tianling, those big people will inevitably think of this tasteful auction!

As soon as I saw Ye Tianling, I was disgusted and wanted to vomit! How can I cooperate happily in the future?

Thinking of this, Ye Tianling's teeth were about to crush: "Night Charm! Leave immediately! The man is slaughtered! The woman is brought back!"