Chapter Seventy-One: Possession of a Dead Dog (I)

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Nezha saw that the little pig bear looked greedy, as if he hadn't eaten it for hundreds of years. I thought: The little pig bear has been with me for hundreds of years, delicious and delicious, and has never treated it badly, but the more he eats, the more greedy he becomes, and he says, "I'm not hungry, so I won't eat, I'll go upstairs to rest first." Eat it!"

"My master, he's losing weight! Let's eat first. Piggy Bear said. I thought: Don't eat pull-down, save the province, I'll eat alone! So many dishes are not enough for me to eat.

Lingyu had just finished drinking a cup of tea, and he just wanted to eat some food, but he saw that a large table of dishes on the table had been eaten by them, and even the soup had been soaked. Lingyu was speechless, this is too edible, right? The little pig bear's mouth was full of oil, and the oil in the bottom of the basin was brought over to lick it, and the basin was licked clean, and there was no need to wash the dishes.

Yu Xinyuan was hungry for many days, and before she was full, she shouted: "Boss, there is no rice yet, another bowl." ”

The little pig bear wiped the oil from the corner of his mouth with his dirty clothes, burped, and said, "Uh! I haven't had enough yet! ”

"Okay, I'm going to burn it. The shopkeeper pulled his face, his face was black, and his head was sweating. I thought to myself: It's good to go on the road when you're full, you've eaten seven bowls of rice, and you're not full, and your stomach is open to the sea! The dozen catties of rice you just bought have all been eaten by you, and the amount of food for the pigs is not as big as yours!

Ling Yu really couldn't stand it, after a while, the food was finished, and he hadn't eaten yet! The time was not early, it was time for him to go back, maybe Luo Xue was already waiting for him to go back in his house, Ling Yu suddenly said: "My stomach hurts, I want to go to the toilet!"

"Are you sure you want to go to the toilet, aren't you hungry!" Yu Xinyuan saw that Lingyu didn't eat anything. She was really hungry and dizzy today, and she actually forgot that Lingyu hadn't eaten yet, she was a little embarrassed.

"Mmmmmmmm Okay, let's not talk about it, I can't hold it back. Lingyu pretended to touch his stomach.

Yu Xinyuan said, "Okay then, go back quickly, I'll wait for you here." ”

"I'll go back as soon as I go, don't come with me to take a peek!" Ling Yu deliberately reminded her.

"It's just a latrine, what's so nice about that. Yu Xinyuan was speechless.

As soon as Ling Yu went out, he ran away with a "whoosh". It wasn't until the inn completely disappeared from his sight that he breathed a sigh of relief. Thinking that he had finally gotten rid of the woman, Ling Yu couldn't help but want to laugh.

As soon as Ling Yu returned home, before he could change his wet clothes, he saw a lot of people not far away, could something have happened.

"Young master, I'm back! Oh no, master, he's ......" The housekeeper ran over in a panic, and stopped talking.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" Ling Yu thought to himself: it is difficult to die after being bitten by a dog.

"Master, he, he's crazy!"

"What's the matter? I'm crazy to be bitten by a dog, it's so bizarre!" Ling Yu couldn't believe that someone who was so shrewd on weekdays could actually go crazy. Fortunately, I wasn't bitten by that mad dog.

"Master, he woke up delirious, and kept lying on the ground like a mad dog barking! ”

"Take me there!"

Ling Yu was a little skeptical, it wouldn't be a joke with me!

"It's better for the little master not to go, lest the old master go crazy and hurt you. The butler was kind and persuasive.

As soon as Ling Yu entered the door, he was startled. The ground is full of, pee, and there is no place for my feet to step on,

It stinks. I saw the Lingwang lying on the ground with his feet facing the sky, motionless, and naked, and the old man with his tongue sticking out, and those who didn't know still thought he was dead! The sound of opening the door woke up the Lingwang, and the Lingwang got up from the ground, stuck out his tongue, and then pounced on Lingyu like a dog, and barked at Lingyu. Ling Yu was so frightened that he almost fell to the ground.

"Come on, take the rope and tell the prince to tie it up!" Seeing this, the butler hurriedly called someone.

"Close the door, young master, go quickly. ”

The butler casually locked the door.

The moment the door was closed, Ling Yu saw that his grandfather was looking at him with vicious eyes, his eyes were full of grief and sadness, just like the eyes of the dog before he died in the morning. When Ling Yu thought about it, he had palpitations, wiped his sweat, and said, "It's terrible! I won't go to his room in the future." ”

In the inn, Ling Yu left in a hurry, forgetting to pay for the meal.

Ling Yu forgot, the shopkeeper kept this matter firmly in his heart, only to see him cough, and said unceremoniously: "A few guest officers, this meal is also finished, and it's time to settle the bill." ”

If you have money, you won't be sold, and the little pig bear has no money, he originally planned to come to eat the overlord meal, the little pig bear thought about it, and he could only wait for Nezha to fall asleep, steal Nezha's money, and he would have money. He said, "Tomorrow, tomorrow." ”

The shopkeeper was afraid that they would escape overnight, so he had to settle the bill today, saying: "Two guest officers, I'm sorry, this store doesn't make credit!"

When the little pig bear heard this, he was so angry that he clenched his fists and scolded: "your grandma, be careful that Lao Tzu beats you to death." ”

"There's a kind of thing if you let the horse come, whoever beats it to death doesn't have to say!" the shopkeeper glared at the little pig bear and rolled his eyes at him.

"I can beat you to death with one punch, do you believe it or not?"

"You dare to give it a try! Believe it or not, I'll report to the official, there is no royal law yet. I've lived most of my life, and I've never seen someone like you owe money to others, and how can it be reasonable. ”

"Alright, don't argue. Yu Xinyuan took off the earrings and gave them to the boss, but she spent more than 100 copper dollars to buy them. "That's enough!"

"It's worth a few bucks for this, forget it, even if I show mercy this time, I'll be cheaper for you. "The shopkeeper sneaked upstairs with earrings.

Yu Xinyuan waited for a long time, but did not see Lingyu come back, seeing that the sky was about to get dark, and it would not take a few hours to go to the latrine! Yu Xinkite said: "This Lingyu, why haven't you come back yet! ”

Yu Xinyuan just wanted to go out to find someone, but was stopped by the little pig bear, and said in a daze: "What's the hurry! Isn't there still me!" In order to pat the beautiful woman's ass and please her, the little pig bear decided to find someone by himself, and said: "I'll find someone for you, you go back to your room to rest early! It's getting dark, you are a woman, how dangerous it is to go out now! What if you run into a bad person?"

Yu Xinyuan thought about it, and the little pig bear said that there was some truth, and said: "Yes, good Samaritan, what should I call you?"

The little pig bear thought for a long time, its name is too ugly, what should it be called? Nezha's surname is Li, and it will also be surnamed Li in the future. "My name is Lee Joo Woong, the pearl of pearls, the heroes of heroes. Everyone else calls me Piggy Bear. ”