Chapter 663: Uncle's Jacket
"I'll wipe it, your mother's legs, bite the fart-tare of Lao Tzu!"
"Nima, where did you come from, you dare to fly into your grandfather's eyes!"
"Hmph, it's only been a few days, what kind of fame has Gu Hai's little rabbit cub tossed again? I deduced the hexagram and actually calculated that he would be plagued by great difficulties recently!"
In the dense jungle, a sloppy old man dressed in tatters and with a white beard was hurrying at a speed unimaginable to ordinary people!
It can be seen that he has set off for a long time, and it seems that he doesn't have enough time, so he picks some sheep intestine trails and thorny mountains to walk, this posture looks like a crazy male version of Mei Chaofeng. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
He still had a dog-like straw in his mouth, and he muttered as he ran wildly and smashed it:
"Hey, the way of the world is going to change after all, the kind of leisurely and comfortable days in the past won't last long, and Lao Tzu doesn't have the life to enjoy Qingfu! Hehe, when I come back this time, I must take the time to see the old girl in Jing'an, and the fox-charming goblin of Mrs. Hu! Let them know that Lao Tzu is old, and he is still sassy-do-moving!"
He couldn't help but think of a scene of overturning-cloud-rain, a picture of a child-not -yi, and YD grabbed his own library-crotch!
In the next second, a lewd laughter echoed through the forest, startling the birds and beasts scattered in the dense forest......
And at this point in time, in the North Island City, I was finally relieved from the bitter comparison.
I have to say that women are going to die when they go shopping, and they probably won't feel tired when they break their feet.
After leaving the underwear store, the women refused to leave, and wandered around the mall for several more hours, and only barely stopped when it was dark.
Brother seems to have become a bag bearer, look, the big bags in his hands are full, not to mention, even there is one hanging around his neck, this shape is nondescript, I'll go!
Except for being a little funny, there's nothing to be ashamed of.
Women, just to spoil.
That's what a man does!
No, many girls passing by along the way, all of them were aiming at us with flashing eyes, and many of them were following from underwear stores, and the longer they followed, the more envious they were of Tang Xinyou, Lin Yun, He Xiaonuan, and these girls.
Such a tall and mighty, generous young man is cold to outsiders, but gentle and considerate to the inside, who wouldn't like it?
Although it seems to be the rhythm of a few women robbing a husband, people don't seem to care!
In today's world, if you take your Yangguan Road, I will take my single-plank bridge, walk your own way and live your own life, and you will be happy!
After we returned to the hotel, the nine girls gathered together, chattering and looking very happy, exchanging each other's sea soul jade, and the crystal chain played and studied.
Brother didn't have the time to toss with them anymore, so he folded his sore hands and waist, and told them the reason why these treasures were in different colors.
First, everyone will not be so mixed, and secondly, different colors represent different personalities, corresponding to them one by one.
How about it, brother and old man, there are times when you are delicate!
When I came out of the shower, the silence in the room had already returned, and the girls had withdrawn to sleep one after another, and Lin Yun and Xiao Pingchest were nowhere to be seen, most of them went to He Xiaonuan's squeezed to sleep, whispering on the pillow.
I crossed my knees and cultivated with the power of the demon god, and I fell into a deep sleep near midnight.
Unfortunately, this sleep only lasted for two or three hours, and at two o'clock in the middle of the night, I was awakened by a burst of intermittent restlessness.
Nima, the sealed yellow beads I put in the Dharma bag before going to bed actually came out automatically at some point!
And also suspended steadily in front of the closed window, with a posture of wanting to break out of this 'cage'!
In the dark environment, there was a strange green light around the orange yellow beads, which looked like a vigorous ghost fire at first glance, accompanied by various miserable howls from time to time.
, those people in it are not human, ghosts are not ghosts, and demons are not like demon things, and they are starting to make trouble again?
I could clearly feel the yin qi in the room aggravating several times, stacked up as if it was fogging out of thin air, and my pupils constricted and my eyes widened when I saw it???
There is a mistake in the wood, but there is a layer of prohibition in my magic weapon bag, and this bead was directly broken?
I also knew that it was extraordinary, so I added a layer of charms to suppress it before going to bed, and now it seems to have become a natural egg!
Not only is it still floating, but it can even affect the surrounding environment!
it, it's evil too!
I cautiously raised my hand and held the sealed yellow bead in my hand, and it was strange that the moment it arrived in my hand, it immediately returned to normal!
The screams are gone, and they don't shine anymore, what kind of rhythm is this?
I had a big head, and I was looking for a glimpse if the fog had also dissipated, but I didn't think that as soon as I turned around, there were a few crackles at the window behind me, and there was an extra figure on the sofa in the room with a whoosh!
"Damn, you kid is fine, the windows are closed so tightly, you can't tell the woman to live happily in the room...... Lao Tzu's precious head, oh, I almost broke it!"
A voice that I was extremely familiar with sounded, and the words were mixed with anger and lingering old indecency, and I was so surprised that I flew up, and followed the sound to see, Wo Le, brother thought that which little ghost did not have long eyes, but it turned out to be......
"Uncle, why are you here?
That's right, the 'uninvited guest' who suddenly appeared was the uncle I knew who had turned into ashes, still wearing a patched robe, sloppy and sloppy as if he was wearing it backwards, and I was also drunk.
Compared with before, the uncle at this moment is more like a homeless man, there are some weeds and fallen leaves standing all over his body, and there is no one on his body that is in tatters, and the shoes are even more wonderful, with a personal flip-flop on one foot and straw sandals on the other, which matches the fashionable pioneer of the old man world!
It's just that if you look closely, it is not difficult to find that the old face full of wrinkles has deeper marks, stained with mud like a flower cat, and it seems that it can't resist the erosion of time, and it is a little older.
Uncle spit out the dog's tail grass in his mouth, and was about to answer me, when suddenly his head hung down and glanced at Shuangfa, only to see that he was bitten by a series of insects in front of his crotch......
The uncle slapped the back of his head, and immediately scolded:
"Lao Tzu drops, just say how cold and cold flying, this is the wind blowing - eggs - eggs are cold!"
ps: The third update, it's been cold recently, it's snowing heavily, everyone pay attention to your body, don't be like the demon king, it's a tragedy! )