Yu Youwei escaped from the house where His Royal Highness the Prince of the World was in Longtan Tiger's Den with Wu Meiniang in her arms, and did not rush to leave the yard, standing under the plantain bushes, and enjoying the fat green bananas that resemble trees and not trees and grass by the moonlight, she is now by Xu Fengnian's side, like a concubine and not a concubine, like a maid and not a maid, and has no name, just like this plantain that can be seen everywhere, when the green is no longer there, you can pull it out and change it again. Yu Youwei held Wu Meiniang, who had gained several pounds, touched its head, and said softly: "You are carefree." Mei Niang, he promised me to go to the Yin School Palace to worship my father, I don't know if his words are counted, he said that what he said under the bed, he would count. If I get to the Shangyin Academy, I beg him to let me stay there, Mei Niang, do you think he will agree?"

Wu Meiniang, who was lying comfortably in Yu Youwei's arms, curled up and fell asleep. Yu Youwei patted its head and said with an angry smile: "I know that I eat and sleep, and I have no backbone at all." One day I will leave you in the wilderness and see how you can get fat. ”

Wu Meiniang raised her head and rubbed Yu Youwei's menacing breasts, which were like a round little snowball, extremely cute. Yu Youwei's eyes were confused, and she said softly: "I only have you, so I naturally love you, but what does he have? Where can he be so distressed as me, he, don't look at his big hands, he spends a lot of money to buy drunk and buy poetry at every turn, in fact, he is stingy and careful." ”

Just listen to the snap, if the elasticity is good, it will be loud and crisp.

The seductive buttocks were startled by the oil-rubbing Yu Youwei, and turned his head to see His Royal Highness the Prince who was bored and went out for a walk, he smiled evilly: "Yu Youwei, you have no conscience when you say this, and you are willing to send you the plantains in the courtyard, am I still stingy?" As for you saying that you want to stay in the Shangyin School Palace, I advise you not to think about it, if you are determined to find yourself uncomfortable, it's okay, since I can move more than a dozen plantains, I can also move your father's grave back to Beiliang, how about it?" What this son said in bed and under the bed is all false and pays ten, and he only makes money and does not lose money when he does business with people like me who believe in integrity. ”

Yu Youwei's face turned slightly pale, and she said miserably: "You know that if Lu Dao says a few nice words, I will stay by your side, why do you have to hurt people so much?"

Xu Fengnian looked at Yu Youwei's charming and gorgeous melon seed face, and said a little innocently: "Where do I know your thoughts." ”

Yu Youwei said bitterly: "Is it fun to bully me?"

Xu Fengnian stretched out his hand and touched Yu Youwei's cheek, when this woman was still a girl Yu Xuanji, the Western Chu Imperial City was prosperous and peaceful that year, and the breath was warm, her mother was the head of the emperor's three thousand sword servants, and her father was a graceful and elegant Shangyin bachelor, and the mountains and rivers collapsed in an instant, and she became an orphan girl in the blink of an eye, Xu Fengnian didn't like but didn't alike such joys and sorrows, because it could make a woman's temperament thicker. But Xi Chu didn't go to his death, what did he care about Xu Fengnian? He himself was really as carefree and happy as he appeared on the surface, and the immortals forgot their worries? There are a few royal palaces in the dynasty that will stuff two dead soldiers who will die at any time? Not to mention the scheming villain Tu Chen Zhibao, not to mention the Luqiu'er of the two-faced man of the dog and wild jackal, not to mention the 300,000 iron horses and halberds in Beiliang, don't say not to think about it, but can you really not face it? After the crown ceremony, he will ring the bell of Jiuhua Mountain, and it is natural that there will be a day to go to the Beiliang border in the future, and even a day to go to the capital.

Xu Fengnian smiled and said, "You're fat." ”

Fish Youngsters are sluggish.

Xu Fengnian sandwiched his fingers between the white cat Wu Meiniang, who was rubbing oil on the building near the water, gently threw it to the ground, and said to Yu Youwei: "Go, go back to the room, let me see where else I am fat." ”

Yu Youwei ignored the teasing of His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, raised her head and asked, "Xu Fengnian, do you have a woman you really like?"

Xu Fengnian said without hesitation: "Yes, eldest sister Xu Zhihu, second sister Xu Weixiong, sweet potato blue bird, these maids, plum girl, etc., of course, and you, I like them all, but how much I like is different." ”

Yu Youwei shook her head and said, "You know that this is not what I asked. ”

Xu Fengnian laughed and said, "Then I like the white fox face, are you satisfied with this answer?"

Yu Youwei quickly bent down and picked up Wu Meiniang on the ground, and ran away without a trace in an instant.

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In the early morning, there are still few pilgrims to Longhu Mountain, and a girl with pigtails and a little monk are particularly eye-catching.

The little monk had clear eyebrows and a bitter face: "Thing, didn't we say that we would go out to see the Lantern Festival, why did we run away from home again?"

The little girl pretended to be stupid and said: "Ah? How can we run away from home? Besides, you see the last time we went home for the New Year, my mother was so happy to see those rouge gouaches, and my father stared at the string of prayer beads in my hand and almost stared out of his eyes, but it was given to me by Xu Fengnian, so I won't give it to him." Do you see they scolding me?"

The little monk wanted to cry without tears and said: "But the master and the master are all scolding me, and you don't know the way, the master punished me every day in the first month, and you know that I am most afraid of chanting." I didn't read Buddhist scriptures, but the Taoist priests who read the "Quanzhen Song Fighting Chapter", and the brothers in the temple laughed at me. ”

The little girl was annoyed by what she said, and said angrily: "Stupid Nanbei, don't bother me, I have allowed you to call me things these days, and if you nag again, I won't take you to play." ”

The little monk who was frightened by the little girl's solemn warning really didn't say a word, in fact, he was not unhappy, he turned his head and grinned secretly, revealing a mouthful of neat white teeth.

Last time, something sneaked out of the temple first, and he begged the master and his wife for more than half a year before he was able to get out of the temple and go down the mountain, but this time it was different.

It's kind of like elopement.

The little girl grew up with this little monk's childhood sweetheart, and when she burped, she knew what he had eaten for lunch, and immediately asked vigilantly: "What are you laughing at, say!"

The little monk, who never spoke to the monks, blushed and said, "You can't beat me if you say it." ”

The little girl hummed and nodded solemnly.

The little monk smirked and said, "Thing, do you think we don't like elopement?"

"Wu Nanbei, elope with your big bald head!" The little girl was annoyed and angry, and slapped the little monk's bald head hard.

The little monk hugged his head and whispered: "If you don't get angry, you don't want to gossip." ”

The little girl snorted angrily, "I'm a monk?!"

The little monk thought about it, so he sighed, and followed the little girl into the most earthly fairyland place in this Taoist ancestral court, the Heavenly Master's Mansion of Longhu Mountain.

Originally, this was a forbidden place where outsiders were not allowed to enter easily, but the more they left, the fewer people came, and they only vaguely encountered some Taoist priests with extraordinary bearing, but no one stopped them.

The little girl walked out of breath, and finally came to the outside of the Heavenly Master's Mansion, wiped her sweat, took the little monk's kettle full of cold water from the mountain spring found along the way, poured a sip, and sighed: "Stupid Nanbei, this place seems to be more magnificent than my house, but it is not as good as Xu Fengnian's house, and there is nothing remarkable." Look at the couplets on the gate, what is written?"

The little monk who knew a little bit about everything in the world replied: "The immortal guest in the Heavenly Court Mansion, the prime minister's house in Longhu Mountain." This is the origin of the Heavenly Master Mansion of Longhu Mountain. ”

The little girl pursed her lips, rather disapproving.

The little monk reminded in a low voice: "Thing, we have all seen the Heavenly Master's Mansion, can we go?"

The little girl raised her eyebrows and glared: "Dad said, there are only a few stinky Taoists in the Heavenly Master's Mansion in the world, and I want to enter the mansion!"