Chapter 5 The National Fortune has a red book

At this moment, Yi Ersan, Hu Chanchan and Gray Hao were in different positions, and they had the same question.

"Yuhuan, you can't eat it!" he gave an order, stopping the action of the orange cat that had lifted Gray Hao on his paw and was sending it to his mouth.

"Meow ......" the orange cat makes a complaining cry: "Meow ......"

Gray Hao, whose bones were shattered all over his body, scolded in his heart, Lao Tzu was almost killed by a beast who couldn't speak, shame! Even if it was a cat!

"Yuhuan, give this gray family fairy to Grandma Hu. ”

With a left command, the orange cat Yuhuan threw the mouse tail in front of Hu Chanchan with his paws, his eyes full of reluctance.

"I'll go back and buy you freeze-dried food. With a left sentence, the orange cat turned his anger into joy, and rubbed his head against Zuo Xiaohua's calf again and again.

If this scene had been seen by Yi Ersan in the past, Yi Ersan might have been really jealous of this orange cat, and wished that he could become an orange cat, but ...... After seeing the great power of this left school Hua Zuo squad leader, this kind of thought will never appear in his mind again.

Hu Chanchan lifted Gray Haojuan with one tail, hugged her fist to the left, turned around and quickly left the place of fighting, and rushed to the outside of Shanhaiguan as soon as possible.

Left looked at the man in black on the ground, picked up his mobile phone and made a call, and soon disappeared into the woods without a trace.

Yi Ersan let out a long breath, raised his hand to wipe the cold sweat on his forehead, and just halfway through it, he suddenly found a beautiful and familiar face in front of him.

Left up!

It's over! Yi Ersan felt a cold current behind him go down his backbone to his head, and the 480 million hairs around his body exploded and stood up, he wanted to escape, but found that his legs were weak and couldn't move.

"Six, have you seen them all?"

The smile on the left is very good-looking.,If it's a weekday, Yi Ersan may really be a nymphomaniac with this smile.,It's just now...... This sweet smile was the most dangerous expression in the world in his eyes.

"Look at it, what do you see? I'm here...... You, you, why are you here?" stammered and denied.

Left and shook his right index finger gently in front of Yi Ersan: "As a good student with five stresses and four beauties, lying is not a good performance." ”

Yi Er's belly slandered: You are still a good student! You are not here to make some kind of feudal superstition dross! Also, who in the class knows that you can also exorcise demons? The cat on your mobile phone pendant can still sit people to death? You ......

Yi Ersan's eyes suddenly swirled, and he felt very dazed, and finally fell to the ground in front of him.

"Heaven and earth are infinite, Qiankun borrows the law, the big orange is important, and the amnesia curse. ”

Yi Ersan's head was sat down by the orange cat, and when he woke up again, it was already in the bed at home, and what greeted him was the old face of his father Yi Benshu.

"Still sleeping, still sleeping? Yi Benshu dragged Yi Ersan up from the bed, pointed to the two suitcases that had already been packed, and said, "I have packed all my things." ”

Yi Ersan looked at the two suitcases, and quickly recalled all the encounters today, the ghost hit the wall, the gray mouse fought the white fox, the school flower left and the orange cat Yuhuan, and the big cat sat on the head, and left what amnesia spell in the mouth.

The left shaking finger is just a hypnotic technique, how can the son of a charlatan not understand that thing? fainting at the time was just a plan, but I didn't expect to be insulted by the orange cat.

As for what amnesia spell is? Yi Ersan doesn't really understand, what is it, anyway, he doesn't have amnesia.

However, if there is no amnesia and he escapes and disappears, Yi Ersan knows very well, but he may be suspected by the left squad leader, and when the time comes, ...... In order to keep her own secret, it is difficult to say whether the left squad leader will do more extreme things, such as killing people and killing people.

Yi Ersan's brain was running rapidly, and he quickly made a decision, and now it was much safer to stay than to leave, first: Yu Pei has become a powder, and second: it can also be suspected by the squad leader.

"Daddy, as soon as the fat sheep left, he realized that he had been deceived, and came back to get the money back. Yi Ersan's face looked depressed, "I see that they are fierce and vicious, and I don't dare to ask them to return your precious jade." ”

"Ah, didn't you tell them that you won't return the goods?" Yi Ben Shu sat down on the broken sofa at home like a deflated ball and said, "I lost it, but the jade pendant is still worth three yuan and five." ”

"Your benefactor today ......"

"Don't mention it, as soon as I arrived at their house, I met an old man, saying that he was from the National Sports Bureau, and he was much more foolish than me, and people believed that the old man blew me out. Yi Benshu suddenly picked up his mobile phone and swiped the screen and said: "That old man also made a red book certificate of 'National Sports Bureau', which looks very good." ”

"What the hell?"

"How does Lao Tzu know what the hell is? Obviously a prepared old liar! Anyway, this time I have a long experience, and I will also go to find someone to make a false testimony, this time not only the red book of the National Sports Bureau, but also the red book of the Earth Ball Sports Bureau!"

The more Yi Benshu spoke, the more excited he became, and the people who swiped his mobile phone to find false testimony became more active: "And you, don't sleep." Go to the supermarket downstairs to buy a bottle of insecticide, last night Lao Tzu did too much charity for mosquitoes. ”

Yi Ersan got up and went downstairs to buy insecticide, and his father Yi Benshu was taking a shower in the toilet, and he recalled everything he had encountered today, and suddenly remembered that when he touched 'Baoyu', he had heard the sound of the 'Great Demon King System' being successfully installed.

"The Great Demon King system has been successfully activated......"

When the voice sounded this time, Yi Ersan was very sure that the voice came from his head, and he subconsciously looked at himself in the opposite mirror, and suddenly a strange wilderness ruined temple rose in his mind.

On the mottled offering table in the ruined temple was a black egg, each the size of an ostrich egg, and a black hammer next to the egg.

The place behind the offering table where the idol was supposed to be was empty was empty, except for a fist-sized black shadow hovering in the place of the idol.

"Junior, don't you pay homage when you see this seat?"

A majestic voice suddenly sounded in the ruined temple, and when people heard it, they felt the urge to bow down and kowtow.

Yi Ersan's knees bent slightly a few degrees, and suddenly stopped bending, the taste in this voice is a little familiar, the majesty is a little empty, or the majesty hides more bewitchment, like the smell of the old man when he went out to cheat.

"Juniors in the hall, why don't you bow down quickly, when will you wait!"